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what the gently caress
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Jun 10, 2016 15:58
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TheBigAristotle posted:David De Gea has been implicated, along with Iker Muniain, in a sex-trafficking scandal in Spain. He looks like a fuckin nonce tbf
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Jun 10, 2016 16:14
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TheBigAristotle posted:David De Gea has been implicated, along with Iker Muniain, in a sex-trafficking scandal in Spain. "pornography entrepreneur Ignacio Allende Fernandez" lol
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Jun 10, 2016 16:17
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Holy poo poo
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Jun 10, 2016 16:24
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They apparently have Whatsapp conversations that have De Gea setting Muniain up with this chick, and possibly other United players (clearly Herrera)
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Jun 10, 2016 16:27
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Jun 10, 2016 16:31
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I don't speak Spanish so can't totally understand that Marca article but pretty messed up they raped the victim with a cello imo.
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Jun 10, 2016 16:45
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TheBigAristotle posted:David De Gea has been implicated, along with Iker Muniain, in a sex-trafficking scandal in Spain. Welp
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Jun 10, 2016 16:55
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As is always the case with football and Spanish newspapers, there's conflicting reports, another report says no evidence was found. Torbe case: Police investigated Muniain, De Gea and Isco and found no evidence" Can someone who knows Spain tell me which paper to trust here
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Jun 10, 2016 17:00
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TheBigAristotle posted:As is always the case with football and Spanish newspapers, there's conflicting reports, another report says no evidence was found. literally anything > AS > Marca confidencial is not AS or Marca so go with that
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Jun 10, 2016 17:11
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it'd be utterly unsurprising if Marca decided to falsely implicate someone in a rape and trafficking case because they're still having a tantrum from last transfer window
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Jun 10, 2016 17:12
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Monkey Dust got footballers so right
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Weaponized Cum posted:mourinho must be pissed He's got Sergio Romero in the squad.
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Jun 10, 2016 22:25
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Spangly A posted:literally anything > AS > Marca So then I shouldn't trust Marca's claim to have the WhatsApp conversations? They're in Spanish so I don't know what they say anyway.
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TheBigAristotle posted:So then I shouldn't trust Marca's claim to have the WhatsApp conversations? not sure why he'd be using "Vos" unless its some new "hood" slang picked up from his south american friends
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Jun 11, 2016 03:44
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TheBigAristotle posted:So then I shouldn't trust Marca's claim to have the WhatsApp conversations? Confidencial published those. It's De Gea denying everything, saying it was the Atleti guys she meant, and he was already in Manchester. She says she's messaged Casillas and he repeats that it's De Gea, at which point De Gea denies it, repeats he's in manchester, and asks if she fancies 5 of his teammates and him I might be 4 and him or 5 but not him, I've never used commigo before.
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Oh poo poo! Wonder if they will suffer an 'accident' Operation Puerto: Blood bags in Spanish cycling doping case to be handed over Blood bags used as evidence in a major Spanish doping scandal must be handed over to authorities for investigation, a Madrid court has ruled. The announcement comes 10 years after Operation Puerto revealed a doping network involving some of the world's top cyclists. Police seized 211 coded blood bags from the clinic of Dr Eufemiano Fuentes. They must now be given to the World Anti-Doping Agency, cycling bosses and the Italian Olympic Committee. ... Fuentes also worked in other sports and the new ruling raises the potential for the identities of additional athletes to be revealed. The sports doctor was given a suspended one-year prison sentence for endangering public health, but that sentence was later overturned. Ten years ago, police seized the blood bags from the Madrid clinic of Fuentes as part of Operation Puerto. The bags belonged to athletes who received treatments from the doctor, though he has refused to confirm whether the anonymous athletes were doping or not. In April 2013, Judge Julia Patricia Santamaria ruled the blood bags should be destroyed, a decision which provoked widespread criticism. Since then, the bags have been stored in an anti-doping laboratory in Barcelona. http://www.bbc.com/sport/cycling/36527895
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Spangly A posted:I might be 4 and him or 5 but not him, I've never used commigo before. It means four and him
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Jun 14, 2016 22:07
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Trying to make a joke about De Gea and keeping clean sheets but it's just not working.
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Jumpingmanjim posted:Trying to make a joke about De Gea and keeping clean sheets but it's just not working. Just like his one girl
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http://www.telegraaf.nl/binnenland/26016335/__Dirk_Kuyt_ook_belazerd__.html
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or in non-gibberish http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/former-lfc-star-dirk-kuyt-11487168
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Jun 17, 2016 15:37
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You could say he's Kuyt of pocket 
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Jun 17, 2016 16:00
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Wrong Kuyt of diamond
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Jun 17, 2016 16:08
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https://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/jun/22/swedish-footballer-sent-off-for-farting-during-matchquote:Swedish footballer sent off for farting during match
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Jun 22, 2016 22:55
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Sent home for farting.
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Jun 22, 2016 23:05
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Sounds like a lovely player.
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Jun 22, 2016 23:09
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*In Breath Ray voice* A load of hot air if you ask me
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serious gaylord posted:Sent home for farting. You'd have a lifetime ban at this point if you were a Swedish footballer.
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Jun 22, 2016 23:47
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"maybe he thought I farted in my hand and threw the fart at him. But I did not.”
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Paddyb posted:"maybe he thought I farted in my hand and threw the fart at him. But I did not.” Lol if you've never done this to a friend
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Paddyb posted:"maybe he thought I farted in my hand and threw the fart at him. But I did not.” You don't cupcake your mates???
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Jun 23, 2016 06:55
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Mm yes let me fart on my own hand. I'm more of a crop duster personally.
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Jun 23, 2016 17:11
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opus111 posted:You don't cupcake your mates??? We call it a Dutch hand grenade
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Jun 23, 2016 17:15
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You could say that the fart, it is coming home.
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Jun 23, 2016 17:18
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opus111 posted:You don't cupcake your mates??? I've never heard it called this. Also lol @ it was loud and done to aggravate me. Right dude, I bet you're a loving thrill with your friends.
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opus111 posted:You don't cupcake your mates??? someone find the gif of hodgson giving himself a cupcake
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chuggo is BACK posted:someone find the gif of hodgson giving himself a cupcake https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNJ6qITQts0 I think thats it
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