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May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
There aren't ANY CHRISTIAN nudists anywhere in the world. There are demon posessed, hell-bound lost people who are nudists, and might claim they're Christians, but, there are NO born again, Christian nudists

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May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
A Prayer for America 

Our Father who art is heaven, hallow be thy name. 

I pray that Christianity will be victorious over Islam in the Middle East wars so that Islam will be denied the conquest of the world through force and have to deal in the world of ideas on a intellectual level instead of a terrorist level. 

I pray the world will accept the concepts of Democracy, Christianity an Capitalism and compete on an economic level instead of a military level. 

I pray Mexico will see the total failure of there governmental system that causes people to flee to find work. 

I pray Venezuela will see the failures of socialism as proved by Cuba. 

I pray that Christianity will be victorious over Atheism in America so that America will return to be a Christian Nation where the Christian Lifestyle is advocated instead of the Atheistic Lifestyle. 

I pray people will see that the Christian Family Concept of the Christian Lifestyle provides the best possible protection for men, women and children. 

I pray that journalists will see the harm they cause to America by the biased reporting in the Cultural War. 

I pray for the America Judicial System that they might return to the Blackstone concept of Law. 

I pray for those involved in or advocate extreme environmentalism, socialism, feminism pornography, abortion and homosexuality because of the disease, death and destruction that is involved. 

I pray for a revival in America where people accept Jesus Christ as Lord and Savior and look to the Bible for instructions for the decisions of their daily lives. 

This I ask in the name of Jesus Christ.

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May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
It just happened. It's in the Bible, I don't need scientific proof.

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May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
During the dark ages, superstition and ignorance controlled the minds of the masses. A few brave men obeyed God and brought the Scriptures to the world: this is their story.

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde

Volume posted:

During the dark ages, superstition and ignorance controlled the minds of the masses. A few brave men obeyed God and brought the Scriptures to the world: this is their story.

lol, you post a lot of dumb quotes, but this guy completely misunderstood the dark ages I think

Ergo Propter Hog
Jul 21, 2014



Volume posted:

A Prayer for America  

I pray for those involved in or advocate extreme environmentalism, socialism, feminism pornography, abortion and homosexuality because of the disease, death and destruction that is involved. 


What's the difference between feminism pornography and normal pornography?

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May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
[I]f a married couple engages in arousing activities like mutual masturbation, then they must complete the act through intercourse or they will have sinned. Activities like oral stimulation and mutual masturbation are like “freeway on-ramps” that get us up to speed in order to complete the marital act. Reducing sex to only these activities is like reducing eating to only chewing and tasting food without digesting it. It distorts the purpose of these acts and takes them out of their proper orientation towards being a total gift of self through life-giving love (i.e. sexual intercourse).

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May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
When other "Christians" disagree with what the Bible says about homosexuality, they are disagreeing with God, and it's more than likely that they are not Christians at all, but wolves in sheeps' clothing. The definition of a Christian is one who follows the Lord Jesus Christ - and it HAS TO include a position on homosexuality being wrong because it's an abomination to God!

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May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
The bible doesn’t specifically say homosexuals should be stoned to death…any sort of method to murder them is biblically acceptabl

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May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
The spectacular "blood moon" visible early Wednesday morning is not something atheists can explain, but Joel 2:31 in the Bible talks about the extraordinary phenomenon. What, "educated" atheists don't even know that there is a Book of Joel in the Bible??

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May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
The spectacular "blood moon" visible early Wednesday morning is not something atheists can explain, but Joel 2:31 in the Bible talks about the extraordinary phenomenon. What, "educated" atheists don't even know that there is a Book of Joel in the Bible??

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May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
the hateful war against christianity is raging on 
more and more young americans are becoming : 
1 atheist 
2 homosexuals 
3 liberals 
4 evolutionists/blind worshipers of science 

the cure for these satanic groups is obvious. 
just think about what we do with other hateful criminals, we: 
1 put them in prison 
2. give them the death penalty 

why should atheists go unpunished for their rebellion against god? 

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May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
What matters to God is eternity. Evil people (homsexuals, etc.) destroy souls. Killing just destroys flesh. Killing flesh to save souls is always good (spare me the kneejerk replies, stick to logic).

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May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Creationists dont need math. we have god, thats final

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May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
he Bible is a superb roadmap to future scientific discoveries. Unfortunately, Bible deniers, including many atheists and evolutionists, refuse to read the Bible, and their irrational closed-mindedness against the Bible obstructs the advancement of science. 

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May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
So now they are advertising AIDS-prohibiting pills... 'Take your Anti-AIDS vitamins every morning before you Rump Rangers saddle up...' 

<p>All their magic pills will not make the wrath of God go away...

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May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
"To Christians: Is there any evidence you can offer to show that the soul is real? Anything credible that is, without the fallback to quoting the Bible." 

One question for you. Can you email me any evidence you can offer to show that atheism is real? Anything credible that is, without the fallback of using a computer or any transmitting device.

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May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Can science explain the glorified body of Jesus Christ? By that I mean, can science explain how a body can exist that is flesh and bone without blood and how a body and move through walls/doors yet have a need of nourishment and eat food?

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May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Are atheists just frustrated geeks who feel safe insulting others on the internet but afraid of a real fight? 
I think it comes down to atheists being just cowards and babies who feel safe on their little computers since nobody can land a fist into their putrid faces

macdonal hamborkles
Mar 29, 2010

Twerk it good!
Have a great weekend everybody!

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May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
How can they justify having beautiful Christian sentiment cards next to GAY GARBAGE cards? Just goes to show you that they're only in it for the all-mighty dollar. It's a sign of the times. 

THIS sign says, "Come quickly, Lord Jesus!"

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May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
The earth is no older than 6 to 10 thousand years. All sources of dating that we have are flawed. 

Anyone who believes that this planet has survived millions of years is really brainwashed

Hexel
Nov 18, 2011




What is time to a being who exists outside of it

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May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Cannibalism is seen in animals too. Does that make it right? 

Just because something is seen within animals too, doesn't make it right. Don't use it like an excuse for something. 

Also for those that will undoubtedly say something along the lines of "Homosexuality doesn't harm anyone, Cannibalism does" type of thing, let's just say that all Cannibals ate people when they were already dead. That doesn't harm anyone, right? It's still wrong though. 

Main point here: Homosexuals and its supporters should NOT use this (you shouldn't use any argument as a matter of fact, but that's for another stamp) because it's faulty logic. 

Isaiah 5:20 
"Woe to those who call evil good, and good evil; Who substitute darkness for light and light for darkness; Who substitute bitter for sweet and sweet for bitter!"

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May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Hi guys, I seem to have a problem with demons manafesting around me by making alot of noises, they also seem to know what im thinking????? 
also they manafest through other people I am around to annoy me. 

Ive had it for years now so im used to it and I know that God and his angels are more powerfull than them the only problem is they wont go away even if I rebuke them which I have tried to do many times, I have removed all and anything from my house that could let them have any sort of legal right, I dunno if it is one or many demons but it sure is annoying.... 

any advice?

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May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
The Question is when do we put down our Bibles and pick up Guns? 
Many think you should Lie Down and just take it especially if its Government sanctioned persecution. 
Others Keep a great distance from the world by choosing private Christian schools and such. 
But know the Homosexual Lobby is persecuting them aswell.

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May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
No, tolerance is what has led to apostasy. Tolerance is what has led to moral relativism. Tolerance is what has led to the infestation of liberalism within the Church. Tolerance is what has led to people trusting man over God. Tolerance is what has led to a watering down of the Gospel of Jesus Christ. 

What IS important is standing firm in God's Word and NOT tolerating that which seeks to destroy it."

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May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Atheists...? 
There's this annoying little **** that talks **** about our lord and says he's a lie. I just feel like grabbing his neck and twisting it like a wet towel till all the blood's out, maybe then when he dies and goes to hell he'll finally believe that he was a dumb fck for not believing in God. How can i let these people just pass instead of getting myself into a YouTube-wide argument?

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May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Homosexuality is a test of faith. God gives you something, and you fall so madly in love with it that you can't imagine getting rid of it. Then God asks you to give it up. Will you do it out of true dedication to the God who created you?

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May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
My husband doesn't believe in the rapture either. I figure he will be really surprised when it happens! And maybe I'll get to say "I told you so". 

Doubt it, though...because I'll be looking at Jesus!

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May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
It is very hard to read teh bible and not believe. A friend of my parents, her uncle, set out to do his thesis on why Christianity is boloney, and at the end of it when he was faced with the evidence, he became a Christian.

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May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Hey, dummy, you think God ignores prayers? This Tuesday, around 8:00 to 10:00 P.M. Eastern time, Jon McCain will be elected United States of America president for 2008-2012. Wanna know why? Because I have faith.

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May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
For Atheists 

Ok how do you like these views. 

How can you believe in no god if there is proof of some spirit out there. 

The reason is there is wege boards. I don't know if i spelled it right, but i think yall know what i am talking about. Idk if you guys believe in those. but I have heard some pretty convincing stories. IF there was no God then there would probaly not be life after death

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May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Also if God doesn't exist why does everyone go with B.C which means before christ, surely if God does not exist then Jesus does not either.

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May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
I'm truly upset. My 21 year old DD is reading these books [twilight series] after watching the Twighlight movie 3 times. She's becoming obsessed with this stuff and she sees nothing wrong with it. We just had a (loud) discussion about it and even though she agrees that it isn't something that Jesus would approve of, she said she's still going to read it. Blatently snubbing God! 

I'm very upset. She has no idea what she's setting herself up for. The thing that really upsets me is that she is NOT a reader. I've only known her to read books for school projects and then one other novel. She never read the bible on a regular basis, but she stayed up lastnight (on a work night) until 5:

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May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
LOL, another Bible Hater comes out of the wood work with the same misquoteing and twisting of verses that all skeptics/atheists use. Bible-Haters/Atheists/Skeptics hate being told about sin. They want to silence anyone who speaks out against sin (as the Bible Commands) so they attempt to twist to Bible to accomplish this.

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May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
What I beleive is this. 

The chances that the Rapture is... 
Hours away? 1% 
Days away? 2% 
Months away? 47% 
Years away? 50% 
Over 100 years away? 0% 

So all I can say is that I do beleive it will be soon!!!

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May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
As a Christian, we don't need intelligence to decide because we have the Holy Spirit that convicts us to believe. God gave me the brain but in my body, who am I using my brian for?

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May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
And I know there has to be something to this. My daughter is almost five, and even at her tender age, she is already 'world-weary'. Of course, she's five, so she loves her toys and her bike. But she loves Jesus more than anything, and she asked me the same thing..."Are we going to Heaven to be with Jesus soon because this life is really hard and it's taking too long." Out of the mouths of babes...

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May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Evolution and the Big gang theory is LOADS younger than Christianity. How can something survive so long if its not true?

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