Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
Grammaton
Feb 3, 2004
Cleric

Drythe posted:

did you try yelling at them and telling them they suck? that is a super pro strat i heard from a mlg player, it works really well

No I just whined about it in game chat then ragequit.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

mbt
Aug 13, 2012

Drythe posted:

guys, check out how loving awesome i am at internet waifu wars

gently caress ya if you dont do this you cant have fun you loving pleb, now suck my dick as i say how good i am

n
i
c
e meltdown

Kawabata posted:

what

you're level 40 with less than 130 wins, how does that prove anything ever

are you that reaper that makes everyone lose to get the sick kills and potgs instead of coordinating with the team to play the objective

ya lmao thats totally me
what is MMR and weighting towards 50% winrate? do you know? does anyone know?

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
im good at this video game and everyone should do what I say

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
i was told there was a meltdown in this mediocre thread so i came here to laugh at you

oh its this mortimer person

hi

nice meltdown :ocelot::grin:

proceed

Kamikaze Raider
Sep 28, 2001

Mortimer posted:

n
i
c
e meltdown


ya lmao thats totally me
what is MMR and weighting towards 50% winrate? do you know? does anyone know?

No one needs to know that to know that, as I said, you aren't nearly as good as you think you are.

RC Cola
Aug 1, 2011

Dovie'andi se tovya sagain

Only play good heros like reaper. Damage is the only thing that matters on a team. loving scrub supports and tanks.

mbt
Aug 13, 2012

Kamikaze Raider posted:

Hahaha. It's always good to be proven right.

Verranicus posted:

Cool, so you can't even back up your lovely attitude with good play.

I didnt see some compares

if youre gonna be like me and have a tiny dick at least link your comparisons bb

no matter how "bad" I am hanzo and mei are still worse

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Drythe
Aug 26, 2012


 

Grammaton posted:

No I just whined about it in game chat then ragequit.

well you see, thats where you hosed up

if you just yelled at them and then stayed and continued to yell, they would have gotten better

try getting better at this game

Radical
Apr 6, 2011

i just want to be fully clear that everyone posting here is having a nice meltdown.

Kamikaze Raider
Sep 28, 2001

Mortimer posted:

I didnt see some compares

if youre gonna be like me and have a tiny dick at least link your comparisons bb

no matter how "bad" I am hanzo and mei are still worse

The difference is that we aren't telling people what to play and what not to play, because we aren't whiny babies who think that winning is more important than people having fun playing a video game. Hope that explains the difference.

Drythe
Aug 26, 2012


 

Radical posted:

i just want to be fully clear that everyone posting here is having a nice meltdown.

thats because how else am i gonna get you guys to be better and listen to me?

god drat yo

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

Radical posted:

i just want to be fully clear that everyone posting here is having a nice meltdown.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Drythe posted:

well you see, thats where you hosed up

if you just yelled at them and then stayed and continued to yell, they would have gotten better

try getting better at this game

ya

u see

beatings will continue until morale improves

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Radical posted:

i just want to be fully clear that everyone posting here is having a nice meltdown.

my meltdown is quite toasty and radioactive

mbt
Aug 13, 2012

Kamikaze Raider posted:

The difference is that we aren't telling people what to play and what not to play, because we aren't whiny babies who think that winning is more important than people having fun playing a video game. Hope that explains the difference.

please don't play hanzo

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
im the master overwatcher

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
btw ur all bads and im th ebest

im playin the 1 hero that does everything imaginable in this game and counters everything

widowmaker

lol at u arguing about inferior waifus :sad:

Drythe
Aug 26, 2012


 

nice meltdown

way to go law man

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Mortimer posted:

please don't play hanzo

please loving neck yourself

YoshiOfYellow
Aug 21, 2015

Voted #1 Babysitter in Mushroom Kingdom

If the people in this thread were an Overwatch hero, we would all be Symmetra.

Radical
Apr 6, 2011

im roadhog

Drythe
Aug 26, 2012


 

Lastgirl posted:

please loving neck yourself

:dva:

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
im soldier 76

because he is cool

Indecisive
May 6, 2007


everyone please continue arguing with the literal child who has done the extensive research of 1 game with a couple characters and uses this as conclusive proof that they are bad

headcase
Sep 28, 2001

"Genji is the only character suitable for my naturally ninja-like skills. Everyone else must choose correctly so that they can sustain a front while I play the game I want to"

Is it really more fun to be in a perfectly composed premade group stomping pub after pub? It's not like they are going to magically coalesce into good competition when the right people join.

I feel like instead of balancing the teams in the same instance (which doesn't happen vs a premade, you just just keep getting curbstomped), a better system would be to keep the pub team intact, but jump to a different opponent team based on win/loss history -- weighted like hearthstone arena. Essentially, I want to keep playing with the same people for more than one map. It sucks getting in sync with someone and suddenly they are your opponent.

Eventually, the good teams would find each other.

DirtyTalk
Apr 7, 2013

nigga crab pollock posted:

.. i did not even know overwatch even had a melee button

tbh I didn't even know for the first few days of playing either. they don't really introduce you to it.

mbt
Aug 13, 2012

Eonwe posted:

im soldier 76

because he is cool

irl? that cool I like him in real life and in game

Lastgirl posted:

please loving neck yourself

over the line bud

YoshiOfYellow posted:

If the people in this thread were an Overwatch hero, we would all be Symmetra.

Im symmetra in roadhog's body

Drythe
Aug 26, 2012


 

Indecisive posted:

everyone please continue arguing with the literal child who has done the extensive research of 1 game with a couple characters and uses this as conclusive proof that they are bad

The gently caress do you think I'm doing? Why do you come in here to tell me something im already doing?

have you even checked your penis size recently?

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Mortimer posted:

over the line bud

im not ur bud, pal

NmareBfly
Jul 16, 2004

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!


here is my penis, please rate it: http://masteroverwatch.com/profile/pc/us/MCMorava-1836

60% win rate so clearly I'm basically #1 MLG pro all time.

YoshiOfYellow
Aug 21, 2015

Voted #1 Babysitter in Mushroom Kingdom

Mortimer posted:

Im symmetra in roadhog's body

Oh so you're so bad at the game you let Roadhog eat you.

Don't worry it happens to the best of us.

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
I played the game as mei and won can't explain that

Drythe
Aug 26, 2012


 

Lastgirl posted:

im not ur bud, pal

im not ur pal, friend

Icedude
Mar 30, 2004

Eonwe posted:

im soldier 76

because he is cool

We're all soldiers now

MMF Freeway
Sep 15, 2010

Later!
Please don't post your stats even ironically thanks

Xaerael
Aug 25, 2010

Marching Powder is objectively the worst poster known. He also needs to learn how a keyboard works.


I have a better win/loss than any of your characters on Symmetra.

Take a moment to think about that.

I'm close to having a better win/loss than any of your characters on D.Va.

Take a moment to think about that.

After you've had your think, reconsider making the claims you've been making.

TIA.

Radical
Apr 6, 2011

my quick match winrate

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Drythe posted:

im not ur pal, friend

im not ur friend, son

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
they should make a character that is a swarm of bees wearing a funy hat

voltron lion force posted:

Please don't post your stats even ironically thanks

what about a/s/l

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

mbt
Aug 13, 2012

YoshiOfYellow posted:

Oh so you're so bad at the game you let Roadhog eat you.

Don't worry it happens to the best of us.

don't kinkshame

NmareBfly posted:

here is my penis, please rate it: http://masteroverwatch.com/profile/pc/us/MCMorava-1836

60% win rate so clearly I'm basically #1 MLG pro all time.

don't worry you'll be matched with hanzo pubs until you get ratcheted down to 50

Xaerael posted:

I have a better win/loss than any of your characters on Symmetra.

Take a moment to think about that.

I'm close to having a better win/loss than any of your characters on D.Va.

Take a moment to think about that.

After you've had your think, reconsider making the claims you've been making.

TIA.

nice! I'm glad for you. symmetra is a really strong character but one I don't enjoy playing often.
win/loss rate doesn't matter though, my fun meter is off the charts!!!!

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply