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"I'm not here to make friends, I'm here to win."
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"Family can wait, infrastructure can not"
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"Everything is a clusterfuck all the time." E: VVV That started out pretty inspirational, and then went  at the end.
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Jun 10, 2016 18:24
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anthonypants posted:"I'm not here to make friends, I'm here to win." Yes, add this too: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X16G2hsVI9w
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Jun 10, 2016 19:21
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air- posted:Yes, add this too: and here I am sitting on my desk watching this dude do the rocky speech and then I had to shut it off because I was laughing too hard holy gently caress
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"i like turtles."
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"Life is though. It's thougher if you're stupid."
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stubblyhead posted:"Life is though. It's thougher if you're stupid." Tough.
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GreenNight posted:Tough. Please do not autocorrect shame.
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gooby pls posted:Uhh, new "Make the lie big, make it simple, keep saying it, and eventually they will believe it."
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does new hire press releases. I can't imagine coming up with a quote that doesn't make me sound like mayor of bonertown.
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GreenNight posted:Tough. I dunno, I think it works better with the misspelling.
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Power shut down for the entire campus last night. Went on site to turn things back on and whoops the VMs aren't auto starting up. Also whoops the password for the hosts is wrong in the configs we have. This isn't good http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wCGRLAzleHU Was not gingerbitch or 123whore George H.W. Cunt fucked around with this message at 20:47 on Jun 11, 2016 |
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Jun 11, 2016 20:42
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Why pay for ten manual testers when you can hire two SDETs for the same price?
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Methanar posted:"Make the lie big, make it simple, keep saying it, and eventually they will believe it." 
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PCjr sidecar posted:Why pay for ten manual testers when you can hire two SDETs for the same price? Once I get a few years of experience I'll basically have the SDET skillset. I'm an out of college hire, seems as if they want to develop talent in house.
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Here's some security schadenfreude for y'all: https://www.reddit.com/r/sysadmin/comments/4nfxbx/it_happened_the_my_manager_keeps_a_paper_list_of/?compact=true
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Vulture Culture posted:Here's some security schadenfreude for y'all: holy poo poo that is amazing.
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Vulture Culture posted:Here's some security schadenfreude for y'all: 
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Jun 12, 2016 13:29
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I'm just gonna go ahead and say that anyone who enforces a policy that makes employees write down their passwords does not only deserves to be fired, but should be neutered as well to protect mankind.
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Vulture Culture posted:Here's some security schadenfreude for y'all: edit: but our security program is really big on employee education on never sharing your password.
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He's right it is though
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Vulture Culture posted:Here's some security schadenfreude for y'all: I wish I knew which company this happen to be because it's awesome they don't take poo poo. I'd love to apply.
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Vulture Culture posted:Here's some security schadenfreude for y'all: Jesus 
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Vulture Culture posted:Here's some security schadenfreude for y'all: Holy poo poo . I'm surprised they weren't filing charges against that manager or something by the end.
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Microsoft bought out LinkedIn which I suppose is a debate purchase but what more interesting is LinkedIn was in the red? How where they not making money hand over fist?
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Tab8715 posted:Microsoft bought out LinkedIn which I suppose is a debate purchase but what more interesting is LinkedIn was in the red? How where they not making money hand over fist?
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adorai posted:probably spent all their money on marketing. Why are they marketing? The only people who don't have linkedin are unemployed people (who are unemployed because they don't know about LinkedIn yet,) and the don't have any money.
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Dr. Arbitrary posted:Why are they marketing? The only people who don't have linkedin are unemployed people (who are unemployed because they don't know about LinkedIn yet,) and the don't have any money. Emerging markets.
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Tab8715 posted:Microsoft bought out LinkedIn which I suppose is a debate purchase but what more interesting is LinkedIn was in the red? How where they not making money hand over fist? I'm sort of angry with myself because I was actually considering buying shares of Linkedin last week, but opted for Splunk instead.
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I thought that post about the guy starting a new job and having to provide a quote was dumb, so of course my new job also says I should provide a "fun fact" for the new hire announcement. I don't think "fucks bitches and routes packets" can be used
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NippleFloss posted:Emerging markets.
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Sepist posted:I thought that post about the guy starting a new job and having to provide a quote was dumb, so of course my new job also says I should provide a "fun fact" for the new hire announcement. I don't think "fucks bitches and routes packets" can be used Work sets you free.
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"Exists at layer 9"
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Sepist posted:I thought that post about the guy starting a new job and having to provide a quote was dumb, so of course my new job also says I should provide a "fun fact" for the new hire announcement. I don't think "fucks bitches and routes packets" can be used
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Vulture Culture posted:Clearly, the correct fact is that you won your 8th grade subnetting bee. If I am ever in a position to use this, I will.
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Sepist posted:I thought that post about the guy starting a new job and having to provide a quote was dumb, so of course my new job also says I should provide a "fun fact" for the new hire announcement. I don't think "fucks bitches and routes packets" can be used Pick a random date, say it in a calm tone and nod threateningly like you know something about it.
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Sepist posted:I thought that post about the guy starting a new job and having to provide a quote was dumb, so of course my new job also says I should provide a "fun fact" for the new hire announcement. I don't think "fucks bitches and routes packets" can be used
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