spacetoaster posted:Only my wife's. well as long as you can anchor a case race or win a pong tourney, id say they might take you.
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Mustang posted:Once you retire move to Florida because everyone of all ages there goes out and drinks somewhere, somehow. I always felt like a weirdo when I went to other states in the south east and realized most people don't drink like I'm used to in Florida. Mustang will attest, but stay the gently caress out of Crestview.
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# ? Jun 11, 2016 05:03 |
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go to college at Kansas State so you get the extra gayness of seeing MP courtesy patrols from Junction City at all the party areas and all the sweet fade haircut army bros. It's the world's biggest
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# ? Jun 11, 2016 05:12 |
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A bit of a necropost- Awards chat- I know of two soldiers who were upgraded at BN from BSM w/V to Silver Stars, only to be downgraded at DIV to BSMV again. The reason, given verbally by our BC? They were E4s. So they got down checked. MoH chat- seriously check out the book "Legend" by Eric Blehm that tells the story of Benevidez. His citation loving downplays his insane levels of badassery. It's extremely engaging and a fantastic history of him and his actions.
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# ? Jun 11, 2016 06:48 |
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Everyone that should be in charge is too smart to stay in.
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# ? Jun 11, 2016 07:35 |
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Justin Tyme posted:go to college at Kansas State so you get the extra gayness of seeing MP courtesy patrols from Junction City at all the party areas and all the sweet fade haircut army bros. It's the world's biggest Just go to college at Kansas State. Manhattan is an awesome town and the college is actually really nice. And there are also MP's in Aggieville (bar district/awesome food district) during the spring/summer/fall and it's awesome watching them haul off young bucks covered in blood/vomit yelling barracks lawyer poo poo in their affliction T-shirts and high n' tight haircuts.
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# ? Jun 11, 2016 15:50 |
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Whole lot of 214 chat, and that's Is there anyone here that's actually still in? gently caress you, just in case
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# ? Jun 11, 2016 17:17 |
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What about just getting back into the reserves/guard or whatever? Unless they enact that whole "double the amount of training days" thing one weekend a month of B.S isn't the worst thing. You get a lot of the benefits of being in, and if we decide to invade Australia you'll be able to deploy and do guard tower duty 7 days a week for 12 hours.
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# ? Jun 11, 2016 18:35 |
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Reserve and guard requires an annoying amount of unpaid time and TDY for anyone above the rank of E4, complemented by the problems that occur when only 5 people in your unit are there in a full time basis. So unless you super like the Army, it's not really worth coming back for.
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# ? Jun 11, 2016 18:45 |
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Ah, that makes sense. I achieved the high rank of E-4 and my time was pretty chill, but I did maybe 1-2 hours a month extra of "stuff" for the guard.
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# ? Jun 11, 2016 18:57 |
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gently caress that extra time BS. You're going to pay me, or gently caress you. If it were a job I liked (like being a medic in Phoenix) then I'm glad to put in the hours. I watched three of my buddies get 5 and immediately get screwed with creating projects, having to come in 2-4 days a week in-between their real lives to procure poo poo and arrange poo poo, and generally get buttfucked into working for free. In addition, two of them were immediately stripped from this (admittedly p awesome b/c of 75% medical officer population) ASMC, and thrown to the worst infantry unit of all time. Two years in a row now, they're like "you want to board?" and I'm like "lol get pissed."
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# ? Jun 11, 2016 19:47 |
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The worst thing they can do when someone gets E5 is not move them into a different squad. Being an NCao and being forced to make your buddies do bullshit sucks real bad.
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# ? Jun 11, 2016 20:28 |
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Soulex posted:The worst thing they can do when someone gets E5 is not move them into a different squad. Being an NCao and being forced to make your buddies do bullshit sucks real bad. Leadership-challenge.txt. I've been in too long.
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# ? Jun 11, 2016 20:30 |
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Soulex posted:The worst thing they can do when someone gets E5 is not move them into a different squad. Being an NCao and being forced to make your buddies do bullshit sucks real bad.
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# ? Jun 11, 2016 21:10 |
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After all the problems I had with trying to leave my last unit, I made it to safety by reenlisting for the IRR. Once I got there it took 7 days for me to be picked up by the unit I was looking at. Since it will take like a year or more to get a TS and then another year to get to school, plus the fact that the unit is newish. It should be an enjoyable ride to twenty from here on out.
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# ? Jun 11, 2016 22:50 |
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11b1p posted:After all the problems I had with trying to leave my last unit, I made it to safety by reenlisting for the IRR. Once I got there it took 7 days for me to be picked up by the unit I was looking at. Since it will take like a year or more to get a TS and then another year to get to school, plus the fact that the unit is newish. It should be an enjoyable ride to twenty from here on out. gently caress that go to poland.
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# ? Jun 12, 2016 02:44 |
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Icon Of Sin posted:Whole lot of 214 chat, and that's It's me, I'm the fucker still in.
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# ? Jun 12, 2016 03:00 |
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Aranan posted:It's me, I'm the fucker still in. gently caress you. thx 4 ur service
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# ? Jun 12, 2016 03:03 |
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Icon Of Sin posted:Whole lot of 214 chat, and that's Thanks, I knew something felt off about today.
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# ? Jun 12, 2016 03:28 |
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I'm here to supply the Army thread with its regular dose of Schadenfreude over the next 2 to 3 years
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# ? Jun 12, 2016 05:05 |
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Mustang posted:I'm here to supply the Army thread with its regular dose of Schadenfreude over the next 2 to 3 years how's the hair its almost monday are you waiting in line yet?
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# ? Jun 12, 2016 05:08 |
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just don't be this guy mustang
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# ? Jun 12, 2016 05:13 |
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:just don't be this guy mustang that has to be a goon
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# ? Jun 12, 2016 05:15 |
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:that has to be a goon Martello. O-3 who had hair like that during his company command. Also wrote a memo relaxing hair standards. Ran out of GiP when his CoC found out about us.
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# ? Jun 12, 2016 05:19 |
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why did his CoC care about the forums
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# ? Jun 12, 2016 05:25 |
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IIRC it was because of his posts about the 30 mile ruck march they had to do or some poo poo
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# ? Jun 12, 2016 05:32 |
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why wouldn't they get their panties in a bunch? it's retards in the loving army man. retards all the way down.
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# ? Jun 12, 2016 05:32 |
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ok let me rephrase this, how did his COC even know about him being on these dead gay forums
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# ? Jun 12, 2016 05:33 |
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Didn't he get sold out by another goon or something?
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# ? Jun 12, 2016 05:37 |
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i don't even remember
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# ? Jun 12, 2016 06:07 |
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Was he the one that posted a picture of his feet that looked like a cross between raisins and a really bad, skin-peeling sunburn?
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# ? Jun 12, 2016 06:26 |
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Aranan posted:Was he the one that posted a picture of his feet that looked like a cross between raisins and a really bad, skin-peeling sunburn? Yeah he was
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# ? Jun 12, 2016 06:32 |
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I miss that guy, he was good people.
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# ? Jun 12, 2016 07:29 |
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Hairspiration:
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# ? Jun 12, 2016 14:50 |
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I mainly lurk but I too am an idiot that is still in. The Army offered my graduate school at Georgetown and am too stupid to turn it down and say SMDFTB. Maybe in another three years I won't be so hard up in Stockholm Syndrome to break free.
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Oxygenpoisoning posted:I mainly lurk but I too am an idiot that is still in. The Army offered my graduate school at Georgetown and am too stupid to turn it down and say SMDFTB. Maybe in another three years I won't be so hard up in Stockholm Syndrome to break free. has anyone gotten arrested from 83d lately? Place sure was toxic for a CBRN defense unit :chuckle:
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# ? Jun 12, 2016 20:25 |
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I'm still in as well, hating life as the A/S3. I'm convinced that everything bad about the army stems from field grade officers.
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# ? Jun 12, 2016 21:38 |
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:has anyone gotten arrested from 83d lately? Place sure was toxic for a CBRN defense unit :chuckle: I'm not CBRN anymore thankfully, but funny you should mention... https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/checkpoint/wp/2015/12/19/in-the-war-against-sexual-assault-the-army-keeps-shooting-itself-in-the-foot/ Guy on the left (Michael D. Kepner II) was the BC after you left. He tried to rape a LT on a TDY. The story I heard from the XO of the battalion was; He got caught on camera in the hallway of an off post hotel grabbing the LT by her throat and shoving her into her hotel room. She fought him off, ran down stairs to the lobby, and called the police. He only copped to regular assault and battery and is serving 4 years (as of October 2015) in Leavenworth. Within a day of meeting that douche I knew he was trouble. He had two IG investigations, one of which I filed behalf of one of my Soldiers, prior to this incident.
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# ? Jun 13, 2016 09:11 |
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Oxygenpoisoning posted:I mainly lurk but I too am an idiot that is still in. The Army offered my graduate school at Georgetown and am too stupid to turn it down and say SMDFTB. Maybe in another three years I won't be so hard up in Stockholm Syndrome to break free. Please tell me you're at least going to SFS.
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:Martello. O-3 who had hair like that during his company command. Also wrote a memo relaxing hair standards. Ran out of GiP when his CoC found out about us. Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't that the memo that banned high and tights?
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