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Of course when there is a chance for crazy cool Arya theories - Jaquen/Syrio as Arya, or Arya Durden - we got the one where Arya is invincible and has magically turned into a face-carving Daredevil. Maybe she already learned how to steal faces and will use that in Westernos. Whatever she needs to survive I guess. At least the Hound got a chicken line in and flashed his peepee.
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Sandor Clegane being the only good thing left about the show is just.
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visceril posted:
Is this a Workaholics joke? Because I kind of get it, unlike the Dragon Age reference.
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Jun 13, 2016 13:38
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Turns out the Arya theories were all wrong, turns out the show writers dont give a poo poo and just included the GRRM's barebones notes as the literal thing thing that happens instead of attempting any kind of creative improvisation. GRRM NOTE: Arya leaves at some point and goes back to Westeros. D&D: Lets just do that, she kills somebody and leaves and nothing interesting happens at all, that will be perfect. As for the lefthanded/right handed thing in the last episode? Well, they just dont give a poo poo at all basically, next episode Needle will be a broadsword or a spear, who gives a poo poo about details.
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What is a Hodor Basket?
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Jun 13, 2016 13:50
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Enhydra lutris posted:What is a Hodor Basket? That's the joke
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Daktari posted:That's the joke
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Jun 13, 2016 13:58
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Enhydra lutris posted:Please define a Hodor Basket. It's a sexual technique taught to Arya by the Faceless Men. Tom Ripley posted:"I wish I were at the Wall, and with Jon," Arya thought. "He would muss my hair and call me little sister and we would practice with Needle until I was sore." This makes more sense than what happened on the show last night.
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Jun 13, 2016 14:06
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???? That is not a Quote from the Series; I do not recall such a Scene occurring despite my flawless recall of the Series as a whole; though I do not enjoy the Works of George R. R. Martin I was never the less obligated to read them; as my Brother enjoys them; and will speak of no other Books. Please do not Troll me.
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What Is A Hodor Basket?
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Enhydra lutris posted:???? That is not a Quote from the Series; I do not recall such a Scene occurring despite my flawless recall of the Series as a whole; though I do not enjoy the Works of George R. R. Martin I was never the less obligated to read them; as my Brother enjoys them; and will speak of no other Books. Please do not Troll me. I dont either and I hope its fanfiction cause its creepy as hell If GRRM really wrote this poo poo, gently caress him forever, I hope he dies from a heart attack while masturbating
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Jun 13, 2016 14:20
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I like how the notorious outlaw band was discoverable by walking down the road. Kill Freys by night, chill in the road by day. Do nothing else interesting.
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mcustic posted:Is this a Workaholics joke? Because I kind of get it, unlike the Dragon Age reference. Yes, yes it is
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davecrazy posted:I like how the notorious outlaw band was discoverable by walking down the road. Both the outlaw band and the renegade outlaw band. And RIP Liz Lemongrab. You turned evil for some reason.
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That Arya passage is real. It was included in one of the Dunk & Egg collections, where she prepares to go to Lhys as a bedslave. Arya's arc in Winds will closely mirror Tyrion's passage to Meereen as well as Dany's. It's like poetry: it rhymes
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I have Contempt for this Pornographic and Tasteless Series.
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:Both the outlaw band and the renegade outlaw band. Haven't seen the episode yet but I read that Beric is still running the Brotherhood. Did D&D show that him coming back to life so many times made him lose his honorable, knightly self and become a soulless golem, bent on performing his twisted purpose? The brotherhood kind of took his lead and started to lose its true purpose as well, becoming a protection racket instead of actual protection? Because that's way more interesting than stoneheart and could have implications for Jon.
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so next week ramsay has to lose for the zombie horde plot to continue? is little finger gonna ride in like the zombie boats in lord of the rings? except the lotr battle was like a loving hour long and full of fighting and the dragon riding happens off screen? wood boat attack in a narrow bay sounds like a terrible plan
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Beric is still alive and unchanged and the BwB seems just like a boring group of men with a purpose not actually doing their jobs. Also there's no Stoneheart or Fat Manderly, so there's no Frey revenge and in fact the Freys just won the siege of Riverrun and killed the Blackfish off screen because this show is a mountain of dogshit.
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Enhydra lutris posted:I have Contempt for this Pornographic and Tasteless Series. Someone post the GRRM image where he talks about how it's good that his books have creepy underage porn scenes.
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Enhydra lutris posted:What Is A Hodor Basket? It's when you are teabagged by someone controlled by a warg, and your eyes are slapped by their cock until they are bruised. This is how things will start to go south between Meera and Bran in TWOW.
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visceril posted:That Arya passage is real. It was included in one of the Dunk & Egg collections, where she prepares to go to Lhys as a bedslave. Arya's arc in Winds will closely mirror Tyrion's passage to Meereen as well as Dany's. I refuse to believe this
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Jun 13, 2016 15:29
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I thought it was from a preview chapter of WoW.
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Super Ninja Fish posted:I thought it was from a preview chapter of WoW. It was the second to last thing gurm released from WoW (and even still it was written in like 2010). The latest thing he released is the Dorne chapter (also from 2010).
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Really? So he actually wrote a pre-teen having "sexual training" and admmiting to have lost her virginity with her older brother? loving perverted bastard gently caress GRRM and his loving stupid awfully written story that he will never finish cause he is too engaged in writing his sick fetiches into it Im glad D&D are ruining his precious series and I hope he dies from a heart attack while masturbating to anime
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Elias_Maluco posted:Really? So he actually wrote a pre-teen having "sexual training" and admmiting to have lost her virginity with her older brother? loving perverted bastard Well what did you think the hair mussing meant?
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drat lots of folks not keeping up on the preview chapters - welcome to Westeros!
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I swear to god Im never reading another page of GRRM in my life. And I even feel a little dirty for the ones Ive read He created and interesting little word with some interesting characters and interesting mysteries, I will give him that. But he is an awful writer and too much of a fuckup to do anything good with it. He dont even knows how to end his loving story and, after reading that awful poo poo, Im actually glad he inst
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Elias_Maluco posted:Really? So he actually wrote a pre-teen having "sexual training" and admmiting to have lost her virginity with her older brother? loving perverted bastard Elias_Maluco posted:I swear to god Im never reading another page of GRRM in my life. And I even feel a little dirty for the ones Ive read Yes, it's awful. Even worse when you hear the full chapter.
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I'm not sure who should be more embarrassed for finding that plausible , these guys or GRRM.
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Yeah that's clearly not real.
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Elias_Maluco posted:I swear to god Im never reading another page of GRRM in my life. And I even feel a little dirty for the ones Ive read Wanna know something even worse? He released that after knowing Maisie Williams. He wrote that for an actress who at the time was 13 years old and he had known for a year or so. Let that sink in.
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Max posted:Yeah that's clearly not real. Well, ok then. I honestly feel relieved
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Elias_Maluco posted:Well, ok then. I honestly feel relieved Like that GRRM passage where Jon gave Arya a golden shower?
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It tastes like honey!
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So who is responsible for that awful fanfic? This very thread? EDIT: visceril posted:An author named TB Thread made a book called Game of Bones featuring all sorts of filth like that. He's currently working on the follow up Clash of Kinks but he's following in his master's footsteps and it's been years since we've had a proper update thank you Elias_Maluco fucked around with this message at 18:28 on Jun 13, 2016 |
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Elias_Maluco posted:So who is responsible for that awful fanfic? This very thread? An author named TB Thread made a book called Game of Bones featuring all sorts of filth like that. He's currently working on the follow up Clash of Kinks but he's following in his master's footsteps and it's been years since we've had a proper update
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Elias_Maluco posted:So who is responsible for that awful fanfic? This very thread? gurm wrote it.
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