WWDC 2016 thread: hair force one returns

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THE BIG DOG DADDY: Oct 16, 2013; Rasheed was, with Aliases, the top 7 PvPers in Bone Krew.

No one talks about this.

oh poo poo minnie mouse *orders $17,000 rose gold smartwatch*

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Vintimus Prime: Apr 24, 2008; DERRRRRPPP what are picture threads for????

please improve the work out app and custom watch faces

# ? Jun 13, 2016 18:14

PleasureKevin: Jan 2, 2011

is this like the second woman on stage ever?

# ? Jun 13, 2016 18:14

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

this is legitimately embarrassing

# ? Jun 13, 2016 18:15

Joe 30330: Dec 20, 2007; "We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

Fly through my dock

My dock my dock my activity rings

# ? Jun 13, 2016 18:15

Linguica: Jul 13, 2000; You're already dead

OK so has Apple totally reversed course on the Dedicated Friends Button on the watch and repurposed it to alt-tab?

# ? Jun 13, 2016 18:15

akadajet: Sep 14, 2003

blah blah apple watch no body cares

# ? Jun 13, 2016 18:15

Joe 30330: Dec 20, 2007; "We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

Oh boy my cut rate ride sharing service

# ? Jun 13, 2016 18:15

akadajet: Sep 14, 2003

Linguica posted:

OK so has Apple totally reversed course on the Dedicated Friends Button on the watch and repurposed it to alt-tab?

people with apple watch have no friends

# ? Jun 13, 2016 18:16

r u ready to WALK: Sep 29, 2001

I love my dumb gay watch

I just wish Siri could speak her response when you invoke her on the watch, I don't want to have to read the display while I'm driving or whatever

# ? Jun 13, 2016 18:16

teen witch: Oct 9, 2012

where is my app that stops me from obsessively checking the step counter.

e: well gently caress me

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Last Chance: Dec 31, 2004

honestly these are good improvements

# ? Jun 13, 2016 18:16

bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

akadajet posted:

blah blah apple watch no body cares

I've seen a few drs at the hospital wearing apple watches

# ? Jun 13, 2016 18:16

Spectral Debt: Jan 23, 2004; 9999 sucka

why are they clapping

# ? Jun 13, 2016 18:16

Postmaster GBS: Jan 14, 2013

'here's my fuckin list.'

# ? Jun 13, 2016 18:16

Catalyst-proof: May 11, 2011; better waste some time with you

akadajet posted:

blah blah apple watch no body cares

i care.

# ? Jun 13, 2016 18:16

EugeneJ: Feb 5, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

goddamn, Melissa McCarthy's in everything these days

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# ? Jun 13, 2016 18:17

THE BIG DOG DADDY: Oct 16, 2013; Rasheed was, with Aliases, the top 7 PvPers in Bone Krew.

No one talks about this.

kiss the rings bitch

# ? Jun 13, 2016 18:17

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

i almost want to turn this off, it's so boring

# ? Jun 13, 2016 18:17

Peanut and the Gang: Aug 24, 2009; by exmarx

EugeneJ posted:

goddamn, Melissa McCarthy's in everything these days

# ? Jun 13, 2016 18:17

Spectral Debt: Jan 23, 2004; 9999 sucka

like you were gonna work out if you had your clothes

# ? Jun 13, 2016 18:17

Postmaster GBS: Jan 14, 2013

watch was bad before and now it's just not as bad but still awful. can I get a confirmation stymie

# ? Jun 13, 2016 18:17

bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

if the chinese scribble actually works thats p cool

# ? Jun 13, 2016 18:18

Postmaster GBS: Jan 14, 2013

doesn't look like working out is a high priority for our rotund friend

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Postmaster GBS: Jan 14, 2013

dysp etc

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r u ready to WALK: Sep 29, 2001

which Chinese symbol most closely resembles a penis?

# ? Jun 13, 2016 18:18

PleasureKevin: Jan 2, 2011

i really want a watch again. this basically fixes everything.

kinda just want new hardware.

# ? Jun 13, 2016 18:18

nah thanks: Jun 18, 2004; Take me out.

iLifeAlert

# ? Jun 13, 2016 18:18

Joe 30330: Dec 20, 2007; "We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

Help I am extremely white and there is a black person in whole foods send police

# ? Jun 13, 2016 18:18

Axel Rhodes Scholar: May 12, 2001; Courage Reactor

Apps in the watch app switcher thing are resident in memory apparently?

In before watchOS task-killer apps appear

# ? Jun 13, 2016 18:19

30 TO 50 FERAL HOG: Mar 2, 2005

hold a button to call 911 no way that will happen accidentally

# ? Jun 13, 2016 18:19

PleasureKevin: Jan 2, 2011

wait... they can call 911 through wifi?

seems like this will only work a few place---

wait he just said internationally

wow

# ? Jun 13, 2016 18:19

haveblue: Aug 15, 2005; Toilet Rascal

dazjw posted:

Apps in the watch app switcher thing are resident in memory apparently?

In before watchOS task-killer apps appear

it'll probably do the ios thing where they get zero cpu time and get auto evicted if the foreground app needs ram

# ? Jun 13, 2016 18:19

PleasureKevin: Jan 2, 2011

there are a lot of startups out there making SOS rings and watches

this puts them all to shame

# ? Jun 13, 2016 18:20

I Am Crake: Mar 31, 2010; There is so much beautiful in the world if you look around. You are only looking at the dirt under your feet, Jimmy. It's not good for you.

Wait is it really just hold down the button? I missed that.

# ? Jun 13, 2016 18:20

Catalyst-proof: May 11, 2011; better waste some time with you

PleasureKevin posted:

i really want a watch again. this basically fixes everything.

kinda just want new hardware.

i was a super early watch adopter and for a long time i didn't have any real use for it but then slowly it started becoming irreplaceable

# ? Jun 13, 2016 18:20

Joe 30330: Dec 20, 2007; "We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

This guy's voice is a belt sander

# ? Jun 13, 2016 18:20