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Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

they've been leaking "there's not going to be any hardware guys" for days

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PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

haveblue posted:

at the events that are nominally consumer focused instead of nominally developer focused

they showed the Mac Pro at WWDC in 2013 hmmm

nah thanks
Jun 18, 2004

Take me out.

qirex posted:

if there's no new macs people are gonna be pissed

bad news then

Maximo Roboto
Feb 4, 2012

Stymie posted:

the loudest cheer yet for tim's goal to ruin lives by pushing coding as a solution to anything, let alone poverty/unemployment

at the very least this is going to trigger the hell out of the silicon valley wing of neoreaction/alt-right, which will be hilarious

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
dont cry tim i know ur sadu dont have new hardware

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



PleasureKevin posted:

they showed the Mac Pro at WWDC in 2013 hmmm

its not a consumer model

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



bump_fn posted:

dont cry tim i know ur sadu dont have new hardware

he really sounded like he was gonna cry at the end there

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

that was all really good, but drat when are they gonna show these then. what the gently caress is the hold up.

are they waiting for intel to release a thing

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

it's not a anyone model

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

Snapchat A Titty posted:

its not a consumer model

neither is a macbook PRO fool

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

I'm sure new laptops will be ready for the fall macOS release, don't worry :unsmith:

Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
in summary:

iwatch now as a use case as a $300-$18000 dongle

macs now have siri for some reason

ios is now five generations removed from actual functionality/usability and boy are they taking a leap away

tim wants to destroy the lives of children and families everywhere out of sheer spite/desperation for new app developers

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
*hot glues a keyboard to an ipad pro* here u go

big shtick energy
May 27, 2004


PleasureKevin posted:

they showed the Mac Pro at WWDC in 2013 hmmm

this keynote is already a trash can they don't need a second

Linguica
Jul 13, 2000
You're already dead

iphone 4S excluded from ios10. the dream is dead.

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

what a useless presentation

Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Linguica posted:

iphone 4S excluded from ios10. the dream is dead.

smart users manually excluded ios 6 and onwards from their iphone 4s

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

Linguica posted:

iphone 4S excluded from ios10. the dream is dead.

get an se

cremnob
Jun 30, 2010

holy poo poo that was amazing

best software keynote yet

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

is siracusa ok
https://twitter.com/gruber/status/742436377841668096

cremnob
Jun 30, 2010

oh my god

GATOS Y VATOS
Aug 22, 2002


swift playgrounds is cool and good and also new messenger taking the Line stickers idea is great if the average joe can monetize sticker sets it might add a bit of change to my pocket easily enough

GATOS Y VATOS
Aug 22, 2002



holy poo poo what

Dirk Pitt
Sep 14, 2007

haha yes, this feels good

Toilet Rascal
Holy poo poo. A new file system

Incomplete Fish
Apr 22, 2006

Grimey Drawer
what the gently caress was that.

the only good things frm that keynote were the maps redesign and finally dropping support for iphone 4s.

the only new hardware this year is the poor person macbook? really abble

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



lol the benefits vs an ancient tire fire let me think of the improvements

big shtick energy
May 27, 2004


should we talk about the actual cool new thing in the keynote? nah, let the schedule announce that

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

hfs+ is dead

holy poo poo

Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
i just want to check here, is anyone actually, legitimately excited about ios 10?

especially after the messages presentation?

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
what happened to imessage for android? heh

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Incomplete Fish posted:

what the gently caress was that.

the only good things frm that keynote were the maps redesign and finally dropping support for iphone 4s.

the only new hardware this year is the poor person macbook? really abble

yeah definitely no new hardware in the remaining more than half of 2016 at all.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



cool, looks like theyre putting the neural net stuff in Accelerate.framework

quote:

Neural Networks and Accelerate
System Frameworks | 715

The Accelerate framework gives you fast, energy efficient signal and image processing and linear algebra libraries. Learn about new libraries dedicated to high performance neural networks and numerical integration.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



haveblue posted:

what happened to imessage for android? heh

on the off chance it's a real thing, i'd imagine they'd make it equivalent to the ios 10 version and launch alongside it in the fall.

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



mishaq posted:

apple is dead

holy poo poo

THE BIG DOG DADDY
Oct 16, 2013

Rasheed was, with Aliases, the top 7 PvPers in Bone Krew.


No one talks about this.
it would be funny if they released a imessage app on the play store and made it free to use but if you wanted to turn your message color to blue you had to pay like 5 bucks and failure to pay that 5 bcuks results in your chat bubble being doo doo brown

Dolomite
Jul 26, 2000
Cars & Legs


https://twitter.com/siracusa/status/742435975079419905

Phoenixan
Jan 16, 2010

Just Keep Cool-idge
wow about drat time

THE BIG DOG DADDY
Oct 16, 2013

Rasheed was, with Aliases, the top 7 PvPers in Bone Krew.


No one talks about this.
instlling ios10 rn AMA

lord funk
Feb 16, 2004

hey i'm dumb about file systems why is apfs great

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Polo-Rican
Jul 4, 2004

emptyquote my posts or die
At peak Steve Jobsiness, Apple was 5 years ahead of all of the competition — now they're barely keeping up

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