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some kinda jackal
Feb 25, 2003

 
 
gently caress you, "one more thing" isn't supposed to be a video

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GutBomb
Jun 15, 2005

Dude?
All of these messages features really make me dread group chats with my family after iOS 10 comes out. New notifications and side by side in safari on iPad is cool though.

Bill Barber
Aug 26, 2015

Hot Rope Guy

Martytoof posted:

gently caress you, "one more thing" isn't supposed to be a video
He literally forgot dude. Calm down.

Xenomorph
Jun 13, 2001
"One more thing" .... then nothing...?

milkaxor
Mar 5, 2003

I choose you!
Swift on my iPad! The last reason for me to have a mac laptop is quickly evaporating.

prom candy
Dec 16, 2005

Only I may dance
Okay this is really cool.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



All I had was triangle we had to call a turtle. I could make spirals.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



She's trying way to hard to be hip and engaged.

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


Swift: the new Logo?

Bob Morales
Aug 18, 2006


Just wear the fucking mask, Bob

I don't care how many people I probably infected with COVID-19 while refusing to wear a mask, my comfort is far more important than the health and safety of everyone around me!

flosofl posted:

She's trying way to hard to be hip and engaged.

has this had more awkward old people than usual or is it just because it's wwdc?

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Bob Morales posted:

has this had more awkward old people than usual or is it just because it's wwdc?

I think they let more of them out their cage than they have before.

I'm starting to see a reason why Steve Jobs did the whole thing himself until he got too sick.

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


Usually it was just Stebe and one to three guests and John Mayer to close out

now who the hell knows

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


where are the nasir gebellis, bill budges, and will harveys of today?

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


flosofl posted:

I think they let more of them out their cage than they have before.

I'm starting to see a reason why Steve Jobs did the whole thing himself until he got too sick.
Trying to get the crowd to sing Rapper's Delight is the most tone deaf thing possible.

incoherent
Apr 24, 2004

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welp no imessage for android.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Man, I want a framed, signed letter from the President for writing a smartphone app

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


why offer one of your best techs on competitor's hardware? iTunes doesn't count because it sucks.

Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Josh Lyman posted:

Trying to get the crowd to sing Rapper's Delight is the most tone deaf thing possible.

Normally you can't loving stop a group of nerds from rapper's delight, I'm surprised it didn't work.

Bill Barber
Aug 26, 2015

Hot Rope Guy
bwhbahbwhawb deehdahdamnd you can do this

Big City Drinkin
Oct 9, 2007

A very good

Fallen Rib
Was that a guy crying in the audience from the coding video?

GutBomb
Jun 15, 2005

Dude?
Haha no new laptops.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



GutBomb posted:

Haha no new laptops.

Lol

Stock price nose-dive, incoming.

milkaxor
Mar 5, 2003

I choose you!
Time to hit the developer site. :f5:

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer

Big City Drinkin posted:

Was that a guy crying in the audience from the coding video?

Look at Mr. Big Guy who doesn't cry during coding videos.

I teared up over sharing clipboards myself.

incoherent
Apr 24, 2004

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Binary Badger posted:

why offer one of your best techs on competitor's hardware? iTunes doesn't count because it sucks.

I mean, shipping a messaging service with end to end encryption enable before your competitor ships its next gen messaging platform with it not enabled by default would be a pretty hefty gently caress you.

Housh
Jul 9, 2001




Wow no macbook pro...

prom candy
Dec 16, 2005

Only I may dance

Binary Badger posted:

why offer one of your best techs on competitor's hardware? iTunes doesn't count because it sucks.

I think the idea was that if there was moneymaking happening within the app it would make sense to put it on more platforms. I also bet people would pay for it on Android, I know I would if the next iPhone is lovely.

incoherent
Apr 24, 2004

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Housh posted:

Wow no macbook pro...

Very surprised with this as well.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

MacBook Pro is dead
:rip:

uninterrupted
Jun 20, 2011
It is critical that we remember the real victims of the Holocaust: the Soviets.

Claiming that the Holocaust was about Jews is Zionism. Biden is doing it to provide cover to Israel!

prom candy posted:

I also bet people would pay for it on Android,

Have you never dealt with Android users?

I Am Crake
Mar 31, 2010

There is so much beautiful in the world if you look around. You are only looking at the dirt under your feet, Jimmy. It's not good for you.

prom candy posted:

I think the idea was that if there was moneymaking happening within the app it would make sense to put it on more platforms. I also bet people would pay for it on Android, I know I would if the next iPhone is lovely.

The Play Store has made about fifty bucks total in the last seven years

Mr. Smile Face Hat
Sep 15, 2003

Praise be to China's Covid-Zero Policy

Quantum of Phallus posted:

MacBook Pro is dead
:rip:

And Apple is doomed of course.

The last time new hardware was introduced at WWDC was in 2013, it's not a given that they'd show it at a WWDC keynote.

eightysixed
Sep 23, 2004

I always tell the truth. Even when I lie.
Comeon Mini refresh :ohdear:

incoherent
Apr 24, 2004

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eightysixed posted:

Comeon Mini refresh :ohdear:

intel already made the NUC that all mac minis should be, why don't they just slap it in their own case.

GutBomb
Jun 15, 2005

Dude?

flavor posted:

And Apple is doomed of course.

The last time new hardware was introduced at WWDC was in 2013, it's not a given that they'd show it at a WWDC keynote.

The hardware thread has been abuzz with advice to wait until the event before purchasing a new macbook pro because some might be announced, since it's been a while since anything new in the pro line had been announced. Rumors and spy shots reveal they're working on something, just surprised not to see it today.

Weedle
May 31, 2006




Binary Badger posted:

why offer one of your best techs on competitor's hardware? iTunes doesn't count because it sucks.

I missed this part of the keynote. What are you talking about?

eightysixed
Sep 23, 2004

I always tell the truth. Even when I lie.

incoherent posted:

intel already made the NUC that all mac minis should be, why don't they just slap it in their own case.

And OS. I'm sick of dicking around with a Hackintosh... :saddowns:

incoherent
Apr 24, 2004

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Weedle posted:

I missed this part of the keynote. What are you talking about?

rumor of the iMessage on android.

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


Hey ho, we're finally getting a new file system! Here comes Apple File System! (ZFS? WTF is that)

https://developer.apple.com/library...inkElementID_27

Some highlights from that:

Apple posted:

APFS supports 64-bit inode numbers, which improves upon the 32-bit file IDs supported by HFS+. As a 64-bit file system, APFS supports over 9 quintillion files on a single volume.

Wonder if someone has a FileMaker Pro database that big... (wouldn't surprise me if some biotech guys did)

Apple posted:

APFS supports 1 nanosecond timestamp granularity, which improves upon the 1 second timestamp granularity of HFS+.

I can have a seperate version of a document for each nanosecond?

Apple posted:

APFS formatted volumes are not recognized on OS X 10.11 Yosemite and earlier.

Pretty sure this is a typo.

Other than not being bootable (yet), it looks impressive..

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Mr. Smile Face Hat
Sep 15, 2003

Praise be to China's Covid-Zero Policy

GutBomb posted:

The hardware thread has been abuzz with advice to wait until the event before purchasing a new macbook pro because some might be announced, since it's been a while since anything new in the pro line had been announced. Rumors and spy shots reveal they're working on something, just surprised not to see it today.

Right, I'm going to get a new 15-inch once it comes out, just wasn't expecting an announcement today. It's not impossible that they'll be released outside of any events.

I do understand how some people are feeling about this, but I'd advise everyone to follow the advice in the First Post That Nobody Reads (TM) in the Mac hardware thread, particularly "if you need it, buy it" and even more "Nobody knows when Apple is going to do poo poo".

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