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President Evil
Oct 10, 2012

Parts Kit posted:

The toaster part at 1:38 is amazing. :psyduck:

It's fake sorry dude

Just some young dudes who are pretty handy with special effects - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9N5KyjM5v0c

Their channel has some pretty cool stuff on it, but I don't think the toaster vid is there.

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Short Penguin
Jun 1, 2010

Cumslut1895 posted:

I'm 5'11, but I find height bullshit annoying. I have a couple of particularly short friends, and people treat them like poo poo

4'11 here, and can vouch.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Short Penguin posted:

4'11 here, and can vouch.

At least you aren't 9'11

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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6'2" crew checking in

Anil Dikshit
Apr 11, 2007

Short Penguin posted:

4'11 here, and can vouch.

So you're short for a penguin?

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Actual Content:






zakharov posted:

Nobody cares how tall you are

Nobody cares what race anybody is

Cumslut1895 has a new favorite as of 02:49 on Jun 14, 2016

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:
Nobody cares how tall you are

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


oldpainless posted:

6'2" crew checking in

alpha male zone all manlets :dogout:

U.T. Raptor
May 11, 2010

Are you a pack of imbeciles!?

Rare footage of how Literally A Bird become leader of the GW2 guild.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
In celebration of the upcoming UFC 200, UFC has hosted Mir vs. Lesnar 2 on youtube. If you haven't seen it before, it's basically 6 minutes of a human man locked in a cage with a 300 pound vanilla gorilla.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TubJH4IMl54

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

Chichevache posted:

In celebration of the upcoming UFC 200, UFC has hosted Mir vs. Lesnar 2 on youtube. If you haven't seen it before, it's basically 6 minutes of a human man locked in a cage with a 300 pound vanilla gorilla.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TubJH4IMl54

It's worth noting that, a mere three fights before this, Mir submitted Lesnar in the first round. That was Lesnar's UFC debut. In the intervening two fights, Brock Lesnar became UFC heavyweight champion, and improved his game enough to absolutely manhandle Frank Mir, who is a legend in the sport, and arguably the best grappler in the history of his division. Lesnar's day job may be fake as gently caress, but he is a ludicrously gifted athlete. He's also kind of a cock.

Human Tornada
Mar 4, 2005

I been wantin to see a honkey dance.
Height is basically the tit size of men.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Human Tornada posted:

Height is basically the tit size of men.

I thought dick size was the tit size of men.

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Oct 30, 2009

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Platystemon posted:

I thought dick size was the tit size of men.

6'2" crew checking in

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





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oldpainless posted:

6'2" crew checking in

Shame that's two measurements.

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pik_d posted:

Shame that's two measurements.

Human Tornada
Mar 4, 2005

I been wantin to see a honkey dance.

Platystemon posted:

I thought dick size was the tit size of men.

Most people you interact with don't know your dick size. We instantly notice tall men and busty women and they get treated better by society in general, and they tend to be one of the first subjects to come up when talking about a hot new coworker or whatever. For some people it can be a deal breaker when dating, but most just have a preference that isn't a big deal.

Human Tornada has a new favorite as of 04:15 on Jun 14, 2016

Flyball
Apr 17, 2003

Centripetal Horse posted:

He's also kind of a cock.

Not touching gloves before the fight is a good indicator of that.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Human Tornada posted:

Most people you interact with don't know your dick size. We instantly notice tall men and busty women and they get treated better by society in general, and they tend to be one of the first subjects to come up when talking about a hot new coworker or whatever. For some people it can be a deal breaker when dating, but most just have a preference that isn't a big deal.

No one cares about breast size in a business environment. Height may be an issue.

PicklePants
May 8, 2007
Woo!

skander posted:

Not touching gloves before the fight is a good indicator of that.

There was some bad blood after their first fight.

The Ref pulled Brock off of a prone Mir, after a shot to the back of the head (that Mir turned into, to protect his face mid-strike), with no warning. Stood them up, and gave Mir a rather large breather and gave Lesnar a point deduction. Brock went to smash again, but Mir was collected and caught Brock, with a heel hook. Which was rather green of Brock, but might not have happened if Mir hadn't gotten the break.

Mir is also a pretty well known poo poo talker, and did a lot of it after Brock won the the title.

Samuel L. Hacksaw
Mar 26, 2007

Never Stop Posting

Platystemon posted:

No one cares about breast size in a business environment. Height may be an issue.

Lol if you honestly believe busty women in business aren't treated different than flatter chested ladies.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

the schadenfreude is on all of us having to read this unironic discussion of heightism

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Human Tornada posted:

Most people you interact with don't know your dick size. We instantly notice tall men and busty women and they get treated better by society in general, and they tend to be one of the first subjects to come up when talking about a hot new coworker or whatever. For some people it can be a deal breaker when dating, but most just have a preference that isn't a big deal.

Busty women get treated "better" to the extent that men with the hots for them are more likely to give them preferential treatment. They also suffer badly from being viewed as inherently slutty for daring to have big boobs, or being accused of indecency when they have difficulty dressing in anything that doesn't prominently display them.

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

0'10" is not what it seems. The idiot instructor is telling them to turn left. Lone guy is the only one following the actual order, and not doing what they probably rehearsed before.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Centripetal Horse posted:

It's worth noting that, a mere three fights before this, Mir submitted Lesnar in the first round. That was Lesnar's UFC debut. In the intervening two fights, Brock Lesnar became UFC heavyweight champion, and improved his game enough to absolutely manhandle Frank Mir, who is a legend in the sport, and arguably the best grappler in the history of his division. Lesnar's day job may be fake as gently caress, but he is a ludicrously gifted athlete. He's also kind of a cock.

I believe after this fight he gave the crowd the finger, basically told everyone to go gently caress themselves, then said he was going to go have a Coors even though Budweiser is a UFC sponsor

What I'm saying is Brock owns

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Zopotantor posted:

0'10" is not what it seems. The idiot instructor is telling them to turn left. Lone guy is the only one following the actual order, and not doing what they probably rehearsed before.

I also learned from that video to never, ever fire a rocket launcher of any kind.

Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money

Alaois posted:

the schadenfreude is on all of us having to read this unironic discussion of heightism

I dunno, reading about those kids who killed themselves was a pretty big bummer. I had no clue so many people had that much vitriol for short people. :psy:


Chichevache posted:

In celebration of the upcoming UFC 200, UFC has hosted Mir vs. Lesnar 2 on youtube. If you haven't seen it before, it's basically 6 minutes of a human man locked in a cage with a 300 pound vanilla gorilla.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TubJH4IMl54

I never knew Super Mutants were real. He punched that guy real good.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Nuebot posted:

I never knew Super Mutants were real. He punched that guy real good.

C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013
Courtesy of the OSHA thread:

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo
Pictured: This thread

doodlebugs
Feb 18, 2015

by Lowtax
Man mugs a 94 year old woman.


http://www.nytimes.com/1996/08/20/nyregion/mugger-sentenced-for-robbing-mother-of-reputed-crime-boss.html

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

poor guy...

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!

Chichevache posted:

I've always wanted to date a girl taller than me. That way I'd be less likely to have a short son. I've always wanted children, but it'll just be hard to love a short male child as much as the rest. I won't be able to take him seriously.

I always wanted to date a girl taller than me because I'm tired of awkward boning positions.

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here
Nobody trusts short people because they are all naturally good at thieving.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008


This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

There's another one of him later smelling his rear end

Dude just can't get enough junk smell

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
In response to height chat I asked about: I know there's a difference in height in regards to job potential, general treatment and such, I just have sincerely never spoken to a woman who considered less that 6' "too short."

I'm a 5'4" woman and I constantly push friends in front of me and tell them to be my battering ram when we walk down the street. People otherwise walk into me. :(

Hearsay
Mar 16, 2012

Das Boo posted:

In response to height chat I asked about : I know there's a difference in height in regards to job potential, general treatment and such, I just have sincerely never spoken to a woman who considered less that 6' "too short."

I'm a 5'4" woman and I constantly push friends in front of me and tell them to be my battering ram when we walk down the street. People otherwise walk into me. :(

This isn't height chat. It was where I went after work to be high and see people get hurt.
Now its pages of gunchat dogchat and heightchat.

gently caress up and post content.

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PiratePing
Jan 3, 2007

queck

chitoryu12 posted:

Busty women get treated "better" to the extent that men with the hots for them are more likely to give them preferential treatment. They also suffer badly from being viewed as inherently slutty for daring to have big boobs, or being accused of indecency when they have difficulty dressing in anything that doesn't prominently display them.

I have busty friend with a super high-pitched voice who works at a business firm. Her entire wardrobe is focused on minimizing her figure to create that perfect frumpy-yet-overpriced look and she had to teach herself to talk in a (for her) super low voice all day. She feels ridiculous but if she doesn't clients just disregard her. The schadenfreude is the sitcom situation of having talking in a high-level business meeting in the kind of voice that is usually accompanied by a big fake 80's mustache.

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