THE FINALS: Game 5 - Draymond Green Nutshot Simulator 2016

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What is it with Draymond Green and other dudes' balls? This poll is closed.
Daddy issues	14	7.91%
He just loves snatching stuff out of the cookie jar	14	7.91%
Tom Izzo taught him the art of being a fucker	23	12.99%
Dray is the kind of guy who'd rush into the tail end of a fight and brag about how he beat the poo poo out of everybody	32	18.08%
He's just a horrible human being because you don't mess with another man's balls	23	12.99%
After seeing the line drive Juan Uribe took yesterday what Green does is nothing	16	9.04%
He was inspired by old Mr. T memes as a wee child	17	9.60%
BALLS LOL!!!	38	21.47%
Total:	79 votes

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E2M2: Mar 2, 2007; Ain't No Thang.

Where was this RJeff whne he was on the Warriors

# ? Jun 14, 2016 02:54

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# ? Jun 12, 2024 00:13

Nervous: Jan 25, 2005; Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

inx posted:

kyrie's jumper in rhythm is wet

As in a sploosh brother?

# ? Jun 14, 2016 02:54

Shear Modulus: Jun 9, 2010

why are so many of these ads targeted to cros looking to sign 8 figure it contracts?

# ? Jun 14, 2016 02:54

illcendiary: Dec 4, 2005; Damn, this is good coffee.

Moxie posted:

2016 cavs worse than 2013 spurs sounds like it makes sense

He wasn't on that Spurs team :colbert:

# ? Jun 14, 2016 02:54

Ramadu: Aug 25, 2004; 2015 NFL MVP

Chokes McGee posted:

You say that but wait until you take off the VR headset and there's a gigantic hole in your wall with sparks coming out of it

Worth it imo

# ? Jun 14, 2016 02:54

Spacebump: Dec 24, 2003; Dallas Mavericks: Generations

I loved Spurs Jefferson because of his contract.

# ? Jun 14, 2016 02:54

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Chokes McGee posted:

You say that but wait until you take off the VR headset and there's a gigantic hole in your wall with sparks coming out of it

Nah, that's when I play VR gently caress King. :smug:

# ? Jun 14, 2016 02:55

de curry GOAT: Oct 23, 2005

Zas posted:

basketball is a chill game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8u587AgkMIc

# ? Jun 14, 2016 02:55

Paperback Writer: May 1, 2006

wtff my friend is like 5th row

# ? Jun 14, 2016 02:55

Truther Vandross: Jun 17, 2008

Lol Jesus Christ JR

# ? Jun 14, 2016 02:56

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

FIRST TIME posted:

Nah, that's when I play VR gently caress King.

you have to use a stud finder to keep poo poo like that from happening

see what I did there

it's a double entendre

# ? Jun 14, 2016 02:56

Spring Break My Heart: Feb 15, 2012

Jesus Rocket posted:

I'm praying for a lose-lose situation here: Cavs lose but LBJ has an amazing game and wins MVP at Oracle.

if they didnt give it to him last year than they sure as hell wont give it to him this year.

# ? Jun 14, 2016 02:56

Spacebump: Dec 24, 2003; Dallas Mavericks: Generations

Paperback Writer posted:

wtff my friend is like 5th row

Is he near Marlins Guy?

# ? Jun 14, 2016 02:56

Lessail: Apr 1, 2011; tell me how vgk aren't playing like shit again

p.s. help my grapes are so sour!

CRASH

# ? Jun 14, 2016 02:56

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Chokes McGee posted:

you have to use a stud finder to keep poo poo like that from happening

see what I did there

it's a double entendre

# ? Jun 14, 2016 02:57

Artic Puma: Jun 22, 2007; Chef Curry with the pot, boy!

INSPECTAH DECK posted:

if they didnt give it to him last year than they sure as hell wont give it to him this year.

Maybe they will give it to him as an apology for getting screwed last year.

# ? Jun 14, 2016 02:57

DeepDickPizza: Oct 11, 2012; THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

Spacebump posted:

Is he near Marlins Guy?

Yeah, tell him to get a picture with Marlins Man.

# ? Jun 14, 2016 02:57

itsjustdrew: May 13, 2014; The more you quote me, the worse I post
ASK ME ABOUT HOW I DON'T NEED TO READ TO PLAY LEAGUE OF LEGENDS

Are Curry's gum shields made out of actual gum? How many does he go through a game?

# ? Jun 14, 2016 02:57

Spring Break My Heart: Feb 15, 2012

sleeve jerseys are still brutal.

# ? Jun 14, 2016 02:57

Shear Modulus: Jun 9, 2010

Paperback Writer posted:

wtff my friend is like 5th row

make him wave to you on the camera

# ? Jun 14, 2016 02:58

Metapod: Mar 18, 2012

AKRON HAMMER

# ? Jun 14, 2016 02:58

EvanTH: Apr 24, 2004; i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd