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What is it with Draymond Green and other dudes' balls?
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Daddy issues 14 7.91%
He just loves snatching stuff out of the cookie jar 14 7.91%
Tom Izzo taught him the art of being a fucker 23 12.99%
Dray is the kind of guy who'd rush into the tail end of a fight and brag about how he beat the poo poo out of everybody 32 18.08%
He's just a horrible human being because you don't mess with another man's balls 23 12.99%
After seeing the line drive Juan Uribe took yesterday what Green does is nothing 16 9.04%
He was inspired by old Mr. T memes as a wee child 17 9.60%
BALLS LOL!!! 38 21.47%
Total: 79 votes
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Spring Break My Heart
Feb 15, 2012

Rasta_Al posted:

Kevin Hart is in every movie now
when are we going to get the kevin hart dramatic turn? maybe 1 year? its gotta be soon.

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de curry GOAT
Oct 23, 2005


phwoar this dunk

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

General Dog posted:

They should change the rules to where the defender explodes into gibs, Quake-style, when they get dunked on hard enough.

They need to put this in NBA Jam. Afterwards you have to hot-swap someone in from your bench and you don't get the gibbed guy for the rest of the game.

Femur
Jan 10, 2004
I REALLY NEED TO SHUT THE FUCK UP
3s can be exciting when they're a rare thing, but the rate teams shoot them now, who care. As new players come up practicing 3, itll be interesting to see if the middle gets unclogged or if we get blowouts every night.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

INSPECTAH DECK posted:

when are we going to get the kevin hart dramatic turn? maybe 1 year? its gotta be soon.

They'll never turn Kevin Hart heel and you know it

itsjustdrew
May 13, 2014
The more you quote me, the worse I post :smug:
ASK ME ABOUT HOW I DON'T NEED TO READ TO PLAY LEAGUE OF LEGENDS
OK, so dunk = making the defender / defending team your bitch. Got it, thanks lads.

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
Threes will never replace dunking

The Duggler
Feb 20, 2011

I do not hear you, I do not see you, I will not let you get into the Duggler's head with your bring-downs.

INSPECTAH DECK posted:

when are we going to get the kevin hart dramatic turn? maybe 1 year? its gotta be soon.

He's done it within a few things before



He's working on it

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

itsjustdrew posted:

Why do people get more hyped for a dunk than a 3? Is it seen as a disrespect thing or something?

also if youve never seen a 10 foot hoop in person check it out some time, those things are high

EvanTH
Apr 24, 2004

i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd
Mark Jackson just cementing his reputation as the worst coach ever with no understanding of the game if you are watching this what he said is wrong

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

itsjustdrew posted:

OK, so dunk = making the defender / defending team your bitch. Got it, thanks lads.

Yes

The Duggler
Feb 20, 2011

I do not hear you, I do not see you, I will not let you get into the Duggler's head with your bring-downs.

Also, LeGod

Piggles
Oct 10, 2006

Wilson with the Hail Mary to Tate!
LeBron "klay" James

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel
kyrie continuing the pressure to begin this half, this makes me feel good

Paperback Writer
May 1, 2006

That was pretty sick Steph

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

itsjustdrew posted:

OK, so dunk = making the defender / defending team your bitch. Got it, thanks lads.

No worries! Also it's not always HA HA gently caress YOU, if there's a line towards the basket with no one in the way and you get the ball near it it's smart to dunk. There's actually less that can go wrong with a dunk than a layup because you're literally putting the ball directly in the basket, albeit at high speeds.

But dunking over people owns

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


ahahaha i forget pippen not only dunkmurdered ewing and stepped over him, but he also taunted the poo poo out of spike lee

Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.
Laughing at the James 3.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


rip

Spring Break My Heart
Feb 15, 2012

The Duggler posted:

He's done it within a few things before



He's working on it
hes at a disadvantage because he cant play many historical figures, i think.

AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012

Ramaamamadu PM me that updated link to The Thing because they changed it, tia.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
guy dead on the sidelines? nah that's alright just keep playing 4-on-5, it's cool

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
Bogut is dead

Spacebump
Dec 24, 2003

Dallas Mavericks: Generations

General Dog posted:

They should change the rules to where the defender explodes into gibs, Quake-style, when they get dunked on hard enough.

That and allow celebrations like the Kemp one.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
What the gently caress is going on? Bogut just laying there dead as play goes on.

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel
curry loving shoots like Kobe on fire, like all the time.

Lebron. LOve it. calm shots. Lébron:The Professional

Bush Did Outer Heaven
Jan 18, 2005

The Sweetest Payne
lmao steph going for the break twice with his teammate lying dead under the bucket.

illcendiary
Dec 4, 2005

Damn, this is good coffee.
:stonk: gently caress I hate knee injuries

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
Bogut down

Ishin
Dec 31, 2008

~the animatronic spirit of
so many forgotten waves
Well that looks like it hurt real bad.

Paperback Writer
May 1, 2006

:rip: bogut

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
That knee was just two weeks from retirement

Spacebump
Dec 24, 2003

Dallas Mavericks: Generations
RIP Bogut.

itsjustdrew
May 13, 2014
The more you quote me, the worse I post :smug:
ASK ME ABOUT HOW I DON'T NEED TO READ TO PLAY LEAGUE OF LEGENDS
Is Bogut dead?

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel
oh man, bogut went down

Piggles
Oct 10, 2006

Wilson with the Hail Mary to Tate!
The hyperextension is real

The Duggler
Feb 20, 2011

I do not hear you, I do not see you, I will not let you get into the Duggler's head with your bring-downs.

Somewhere in the world a room full of people awkwardly looked at Derrick Rose

Femur
Jan 10, 2004
I REALLY NEED TO SHUT THE FUCK UP
5v4 and u shoot a 3 like that.. Why are you so dumb Cleveland. I want to love u, but u make me so angry.

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs

Spacebump posted:

That and allow celebrations like the Kemp one.

Or like when Shaq pushed over Chris Dudley

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straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

rip bogut he died

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