The Simpsons Quote Thread - Put a sock in it, Roy

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After The War: Apr 12, 2005; to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

York_M_Chan posted:

Stop looking at me! KEEP DANCING!

You can dance, you can dance, everybody look at your pants...

# ? Jun 13, 2016 17:32

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# ? May 21, 2024 11:25

BigDave: Jul 14, 2009; Taste the High Country

After The War posted:

You can dance, you can dance, everybody look at your pants...

That dance wasn't as safe as everyone said it was.

# ? Jun 13, 2016 17:33

DizzyBum: Apr 16, 2007

Sanguinia posted:

And now, the Crazy Old Dizzybum Dancers!

Aw c'mon, give me a chance. Hey, can your grandfather do this?!

# ? Jun 13, 2016 18:27

MrSlam: Apr 25, 2014; And there you sat, eating hamburgers while the world cried.

DizzyBum posted:

Aw c'mon, give me a chance. Hey, can your grandfather do this?!

It's been done...

# ? Jun 13, 2016 18:32

Baka-nin: Jan 25, 2015

MrSlam posted:

It's been done...

Oh my God, oh my God, where did you get that Brownie?

# ? Jun 13, 2016 19:51

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Remember Alf? He's back! In pog form!

http://m.tmz.com/#article/2016/06/13/alf-michu-meszaros-dead

# ? Jun 13, 2016 21:00

Boardroom Jimmy: Aug 20, 2006; Ahhh ballet

IMJack posted:

Remember Alf? He's back! In pog form!

http://m.tmz.com/#article/2016/06/13/alf-michu-meszaros-dead

# ? Jun 13, 2016 22:11

MrSlam: Apr 25, 2014; And there you sat, eating hamburgers while the world cried.

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

The mighty robots of Battlestar Galactica vs the Gay Robots of Star Wars!

# ? Jun 13, 2016 22:22

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

Oh no, Bette Midler!

# ? Jun 14, 2016 00:50

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

IMJack posted:

Remember Alf? He's back! In pog form!

http://m.tmz.com/#article/2016/06/13/alf-michu-meszaros-dead

Quiet! Maybe I can get my citizenship.

# ? Jun 14, 2016 01:16

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Do over Ham posted:

This thread has everything!

Quiet! Maybe I can get my citizenship.

You know what really aggravazes me? Is them immiggants, they want all the benefits of living in Springfield but they ain't even bothered to learn themself the language.

# ? Jun 14, 2016 01:31

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

Mister Kingdom posted:

Oh no, Bette Midler!

# ? Jun 14, 2016 03:03

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

Do over Ham posted:

Next time, get a DVD! :smugbert:

# ? Jun 14, 2016 05:02

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

Root Bear posted:

Next time, get a DVD!

LE GRILLE?! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!

# ? Jun 14, 2016 07:41

DizzyBum: Apr 16, 2007

Sanguinia posted:

LE GRILLE?! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!

# ? Jun 14, 2016 14:36

Boardroom Jimmy: Aug 20, 2006; Ahhh ballet

Sanguinia posted:

LE GRILLE?! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!

It's not quite breakfast, it's not quite lunch but it comes with a slice of cantaloupe at the end. You don't get completely what you would at breakfast but you get a good meal.

# ? Jun 14, 2016 15:01

York_M_Chan: Sep 11, 2003

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

It's not quite breakfast, it's not quite lunch but it comes with a slice of cantaloupe at the end. You don't get completely what you would at breakfast but you get a good meal.

Ladies and gentlemen of the forums, do these sound like the actions of a goon whose had ALL he could eat?

# ? Jun 14, 2016 15:45

The Nastier Nate: May 22, 2005; All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!; Yams Fan

York_M_Chan posted:

Ladies and gentlemen of the forums, do these sound like the actions of a goon whose had ALL he could eat?

# ? Jun 14, 2016 15:55

MrSlam: Apr 25, 2014; And there you sat, eating hamburgers while the world cried.

Boardroom Jimmy posted:

It's not quite breakfast, it's not quite lunch but it comes with a slice of cantaloupe at the end. You don't get completely what you would at breakfast but you get a good meal.

Well it's not quite a mop, and it's not quite a puppet but man... :haw:

# ? Jun 14, 2016 16:02

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

MrSlam posted:

Well it's not quite a mop, and it's not quite a puppet but man...

Not now frog, me and Iron Pants are just getting acquainted.

# ? Jun 15, 2016 03:29

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

CatchrNdRy posted:

Not now frog, me and Iron Pants are just getting acquainted.

No longer canst I conceal my love, my wimpled turtledove. Oh, CatchrNdRy fair, whilst thou grant me thine dainty hoof in marriage?

# ? Jun 15, 2016 04:14

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

CatchrNdRy posted:

Not now frog, me and Iron Pants are just getting acquainted.

Edit to add:

Do over Ham fucked around with this message at 03:53 on Jun 16, 2016

# ? Jun 15, 2016 04:48

Baka-nin: Jan 25, 2015

IMJack posted:

Remember Alf? He's back! In pog form!

http://m.tmz.com/#article/2016/06/13/alf-michu-meszaros-dead

Don't worry IMJack, I'm sure he's up in heaven right now laughing it up with all the other celebrities.

John Dillinger, Ty Cobb, Joseph Stalin...
:sigh:

I wish I were dead.

seriously though, that's a shame, my sister loved Alf

Baka-nin fucked around with this message at 06:46 on Jun 15, 2016

# ? Jun 15, 2016 05:25

FishMist: Apr 24, 2005; *sniff sniff*

I'd also like to express my fondness for that particular ~~beer~~ sitcom character.

# ? Jun 15, 2016 06:35

CatchrNdRy: Mar 15, 2005; Receiver of the Rye.

TMMadman posted:

No longer canst I conceal my love, my wimpled turtledove. Oh, CatchrNdRy fair, whilst thou grant me thine dainty hoof in marriage?

# ? Jun 15, 2016 06:36

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

Baka-nin posted:

seriously though, that's a shame, my sister loved Alf

Sorry, the bank is-- oh, kid.

Gosh, I'm sorry, I meant to tell you -- turns out Krusty is one of the biggest tax cheats in history, and they nailed him, all thanks to you.

Some might say you're a hero, kid.

Not me, however, I love Krusty.

# ? Jun 15, 2016 07:57

Class3KillStorm: Feb 17, 2011

TMMadman posted:

No longer canst I conceal my love, my wimpled turtledove. Oh, CatchrNdRy fair, whilst thou grant me thine dainty hoof in marriage?

Unhand the swine, you swain!

FishMist posted:

I'd also like to express my fondness for that particular ~~beer~~ sitcom character.

The man never ~~drank a Duff~~ watched "ALF" in his life. :mad:

# ? Jun 15, 2016 13:53

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

Class3KillStorm posted:

Unhand the swine, you swain!

Mine ears are only open to the quotes of those who speak ye olde English.

# ? Jun 16, 2016 02:17

Space Cadet Omoly: Jan 15, 2014; ~Groovy~

Root Bear posted:

Mine ears are only open to the quotes of those who speak ye olde English.

Ow! My freakin ears!

# ? Jun 16, 2016 02:19

Do over Ham: Mar 20, 2009

CatchrNdRy posted:

Not now frog, me and Iron Pants are just getting acquainted.

Root Bear posted:

Mine ears are only open to the quotes of those who speak ye olde English.

Now, this technology is new to me, but...I'm pretty sure that's Miss Piggy on the spit, rotating slowly.

Her body temperature has risen to over 400 degrees -- she's literally stewing in her own juices.

Do over Ham fucked around with this message at 04:14 on Jun 16, 2016

# ? Jun 16, 2016 03:38

The Nastier Nate: May 22, 2005; All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!; Yams Fan

Do over Ham posted:

Now, this technology is new to me, but...I'm pretty sure that's Miss Piggy on the spit, rotating slowly.

Her body temperature has risen to over 400 degrees -- she's literally stewing in her own juices.

Good news everyone! You don't have to eat meat! I made enough gezpacho for all!

# ? Jun 16, 2016 16:08

York_M_Chan: Sep 11, 2003

Space Cadet Omoly posted:

Ow! My freakin ears!

# ? Jun 16, 2016 16:43

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

York_M_Chan posted:

Nastier Nate told me my Simpsons quoting "sucks". He must have gotten that from your little boy, because they certainly don't say that word on TV.

# ? Jun 16, 2016 17:09

TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

IMJack posted:

Nastier Nate told me my Simpsons quoting "sucks". He must have gotten that from your little boy, because they certainly don't say that word on TV.

I gotta go, my drat weiner goons are listening.

# ? Jun 16, 2016 18:36

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

IMJack posted:

Nastier Nate told me my Simpsons quoting "sucks". He must have gotten that from your little boy, because they certainly don't say that word on TV.

Mr. Rogers says it all the time!

# ? Jun 16, 2016 19:49

TL: Jan 16, 2006; Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold; Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world; Fallen Rib

IMJack posted:

Nastier Nate told me my Simpsons quoting "sucks". He must have gotten that from your little boy, because they certainly don't say that word on TV.

IMJack, I told you to never use that word! Call me "Daddy".

# ? Jun 16, 2016 20:49

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

TMMadman posted:

I gotta go, my drat weiner goons are listening.

The preferred spelling of wiener is W-I-E-N-E-R, although E-I is an acceptable ethnic variant.

# ? Jun 16, 2016 20:56

Mister Kingdom: Dec 14, 2005; And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

The preferred spelling of wiener is W-I-E-N-E-R, although E-I is an acceptable ethnic variant.

Mein bratwurst has a first name
It's F-R-I-T-Z
Mein bratwurst has a second name
It's S-C-H-N-A-C-K-E-N-P-F-E-F-F-E-R-H-A-U-S-E-N.

# ? Jun 16, 2016 20:58

IMJack: Apr 16, 2003; Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.; Fun Shoe

Root Bear posted:

Mr. Rogers says it all the time!

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York_M_Chan: Sep 11, 2003

IMJack posted:

http://i.imgur.com/5Cr6V3d.gifv

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