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i just hope i can get my 800GB of iTunes movies into the Cloud without issue
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love that bomb https://twitter.com/rjonesy/status/742470988651061248
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Jun 14, 2016 00:06
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Shaggar posted:windows phone is rip
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Jun 14, 2016 00:19
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haveblue posted:everyone would rather know why they didn't license zfs they did, years ago, then canned it when sun got bought out. leopard came with a zfs driver installed would you rely on oracle for anything if you didn't absolutely have to?
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Jun 14, 2016 00:22
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dogcow!!!
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Last Chance posted:dogcow!!! moof
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YA BOY ETHAN COUCH posted:im dying squirtle oh my god
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I'm convinced pleasure kevin is the new toblerone triangle
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Jun 14, 2016 00:34
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is there a tldr summary of what apple revealed? i started watching but 2 min in i remembered my time is valuable and not worth wasting on stupid watch poo poo. one of u bozos prob have the scoop. gimme the scoop! i need the Scoop!!! b !!
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Jun 14, 2016 00:44
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PleasureKevin posted:man this is so good i won't even be mad if there's no MacBooks
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Jun 14, 2016 00:51
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obstipator posted:is there a tldr summary of what apple revealed? i started watching but 2 min in i remembered my time is valuable and not worth wasting on stupid watch poo poo. one of u bozos prob have the scoop. gimme the scoop! i need the Scoop!!! b !! watchOS * it can unlock your macbook just with it's proximity * app loading is much much faster * there's a control center, like on iOS * there's an SOS feature that calls the cops if you hold the contacts button. works world-wide. tvOS * "single sign on" so you don't have to put in a bunch of passwords for each app * dark mode * new controller standards (don't know what ATM) iOS * universal clipboard, copy and paste between Mac and iOS * new Playground app for Swift development, and new coding-friendly software keyboard * you can delete any pre-installed app (Notes, Stocks, etc) * iMessage has spoiler tags, better emoji stuff, and a new movie + doodle message type * apps can integrate with Siri and iMessage * Photos has machine learning stuff that can identify objects in your photos, and it's not done in the cloud * new notification centre, allowing live video in notifications and more * new control centre although they didn't show it much macOS * it's called macOS now * new file system with native encryption * unused files automatically archived in iCloud to free up space * picture-in-picture * tabs in any app, Maps, Notes, etc * new iTunes/Music app * powerful Siri with spotlight search * Apple Pay in Safari
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Jun 14, 2016 01:09
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i was wrong i'm a bit mad.
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Jun 14, 2016 01:09
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obstipator posted:is there a tldr summary of what apple revealed? i started watching but 2 min in i remembered my time is valuable and not worth wasting on stupid watch poo poo. one of u bozos prob have the scoop. gimme the scoop! i need the Scoop!!! b !! Stymie posted:in summary: plus apple finally concedes that ios is getting way too bloated and allows people to delete preloaded apps
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Jun 14, 2016 01:17
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on the plus side, now you just have to steal someone's phone or iwatch (lol) if you want to get into their computer with keychain intact also apple will now be deep diving all your data on the phone for their cloud services, just like ms and android, but they'll be obfuscating it with an untested statistical process, so it's totes cool and not at all a privacy concern
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Jun 14, 2016 01:28
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i missed the keynote. is picture in picture just a global "always on top" option like i had with a third-party thing in like 2006
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Jun 14, 2016 01:29
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I'm going to annoy all my friends with those messages things and I am so excited to be able to do it. thanks Tim
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Jun 14, 2016 01:45
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infernal machines posted:on the plus side, now you just have to steal someone's phone or iwatch (lol) if you want to get into their computer with keychain intact please don't troll here if the Watch loses contact with the wrist, it's locked until you use the phone's Touch ID to unlock it again
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Jun 14, 2016 02:02
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and the phone, which was also suggested would work as an access device? i guess you could always make sure the watch doesn't come off their wrist though 
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Jun 14, 2016 02:24
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Last Chance posted:astounding that apple would release a fully complete and production-ready file system without those features.. oh wait they havent yet they've had 15 years to work on HFS+'s replacement, they should have kept it a secret until it was done at this point
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Jun 14, 2016 02:28
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GameCube posted:i missed the keynote. is picture in picture just a global "always on top" option like i had with a third-party thing in like 2006 yes but it also works in fullscreen
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Jun 14, 2016 02:40
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infernal machines posted:and the phone, which was also suggested would work as an access device? if only the phone had a way to defend against access by unauthorized users.
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Jun 14, 2016 02:47
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The Management posted:if only the phone had a way to defend against access by unauthorized users. yes, if only you had to unlock your phone to use it as a time saving way to unlock your computer. that would be an ideal implementation and not the dumbest thing ever conceived outside of mountainview/your parents' bedroom
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Jun 14, 2016 02:58
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Spectral Debt posted:I put 32gb of ram in my late 2015 mac, why does it take like 8 seconds to wake up from sleep. upgraded from a late 2008 model that didn't do that. it's probably hybrid sleep (aka hibernate) you can disable that on the command line if you prefer e:f;b
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Jun 14, 2016 03:05
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infernal machines posted:and the phone, which was also suggested would work as an access device? i remember playing perfect dark as a kid and thinking the bio key from the first level was cool as gently caress
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Jun 14, 2016 03:11
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epic tahoe trips <3 craigy
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obstipator posted:is there a tldr summary of what apple revealed? i started watching but 2 min in i remembered my time is valuable and not worth wasting on stupid watch poo poo. one of u bozos prob have the scoop. gimme the scoop! i need the Scoop!!! b !! this is stuff i think are actually useful: ios: universal clipboard raise to unlock and swipe to camera, combined an iphone can now take picture as fast as an android with button shortcuts voip api, getting calls via skype etc act the same as the phone app messages is the new snapchat tvos: dark theme macos: nothing watchos: lol
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Jun 14, 2016 05:03
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zen death robot posted:did some rear end in a top hat really say kids in the future won't understand language other than pictures and emojis Believe me, he wasn't happy about it either.
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zen death robot posted:did some rear end in a top hat really say kids in the future won't understand language other than pictures and emojis 😱😰😭😳😡
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infernal machines posted:yes, if only you had to unlock your phone to use it as a time saving way to unlock your computer. that would be an ideal implementation and not the dumbest thing ever conceived outside of mountainview/your parents' bedroom it only works with the watch for exactly this reason
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Jun 14, 2016 06:35
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kids are the biggest loving dumbasses
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Jun 14, 2016 06:54
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lmao at a forum with a billion custom emotes complaining about kids and their emojers
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leftist heap posted:lmao at a forum with a billion custom emotes complaining about kids and their emojers  
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Jun 14, 2016 09:07
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leftist heap posted:lmao at a forum with a billion custom emotes complaining about kids and their emojers most of the SA emotes are pretty tasteful and/or specific
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Jun 14, 2016 09:13
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~Coxy posted:most of the SA emotes are pretty tasteful and/or specific or both 
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Who will be the first to stick all the SA forum smilies in an iMessage app and make a lot of money? Like, at least $50 I'm willing to bet
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