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Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Tina's Groove


Family Circus


Rose is Rose


One Big Happy


Foob


Compu-Toon


Bizarro


Dilbert


Red Meat

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Aardmania
Jan 1, 2007

Ruining newspapers since 1993.

Shredded Hen
Heathcliff


Piranha Club


Dick Tracy


Judge Parker


9 Chickweed Lane

The confusion is understandable if Brooke is the one that wrote the dialogue.

Pibgorn Wahoo Terminal

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Six Chix


Zippy the Pinhead


Nancy


Arlo and Janis


Andertoons


Pluggers


Before anybody asks, if you air dry a wet towel then the fibers get compressed together and it becomes really stiff. The way you prevent this by shaking the hell out of it before you put it on the line. Presumably, the plugger pictured here is no longer capable of doing that, but still refuses to use the dryer unless absolutely necessary because she's too frugal.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Growing up in Florida, a "dry" towel was mostly a matter of degrees.

Odonata
Nov 5, 2009
Nap Ghost
Not Including Luann, 9 Chickweed Lane, Nancy, Piranha Club, Mike duJour or Rose is Rose- Quite Possibly the Worst Comic in the Thread, or, Gasoline Alley


Phoebe and her Unicorn, or, Heavenly Nostrils


Middle School Action Comics!, or, Big Nate


Descent into Madness, or, Ziggy


Ye Olde Fox Trot


Best Comic in the Thread, or, Cul de Sac

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Not a lot of comedy to be mined from the visit of Opal's sister Pearl I guess. I would think a comic strip writer would at least try to drag a couple weeks out of something like that.

RandomFerret posted:

Pooch Café


And just as I was contemplating dropping this strip entirely, it goes into reruns. It was in the middle of a storyline, too. I hope everything's okay.
I would hate to lose Pooch Cafe. I really like it.

F Minus



Mary Worth



Mary's wearing two different colors, Dawn's necklace is also two-colored, and that's some pretty detailed backgrounds. I wonder if the new Sunday artist has a certain weekday artist nervous.

Rex Morgan MD



"That rich old lady will have her chauffeur kill us!"

Secret Agent X-9



So by "action" he means "make some phone calls.

Apartment 3-G



"You don't know what you're missing by not letting yourself be objectified!"

Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable

Johnny Walker posted:

Secret Agent X-9



I thought that guy was eating a ham or a salami in the second panel.

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost

treasureplane posted:

Gasoline Alley (April 17, 1923)


Remember that when this strip was published, young children dying of infectious disease was a very real and immediate part of life. My grandmother (born 1924) occasionally told me stories about her siblings, two of whom did not make it to the age of ten. This is a good comic strip.

Aardmania posted:

Pibgorn Wahoo Terminal


This is garbage. This is pus. This is less than nothing.

Slammy
Mar 30, 2011

Great speech.
PPHPFT!!

DCist posted:

link: http://dcist.com/2016/06/people_are_pissed_that_one_comic_st.php
One Comic Hero Has Been In A Cave For Six Months And Readers Are Pissed
BY RACHEL KURZIUS IN ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT ON JUN 14, 2016 4:23 PM


The comic strip Mark Trail follows a conservationist as he travels the world, saving people and educating them about the flora and fauna he finds along the way for 70 years.

But since January, the titular hero has been stuck in a cave. Human traffickers used dynamite to trap him deep within the earth beneath the Chihuahuan Desert with friends Gabe and Carina. And readers are not happy.
William Ade of Burke wrote to The Washington Post: (https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/lets-say-happy-trails-to-mark-trail/2016/05/27/1fc79f68-21da-11e6-b944-52f7b1793dae_story.html)

Please have mercy on the readers of the Comics pages by removing the “Mark Trail” strip. The recent story line following Mark’s adventures inside a cave system is especially egregious, whether it’s the sensual posing of the female character or the stilted recitation of cave facts as dialogue.

What has tipped me over the edge is the fact that the three characters are deep underground without any artificial light source, yet they nimbly climb crumbling rock bridges and dodge falling towers of crystal.

Betsey Anderson wrote to the St. Louis Post Dispatch with a death wish for Trail. "Please, please put all of us comic fans out of our misery and let the cavern ceiling fall upon the three ridiculous adventurers in 'Mark Trail.' ... This strip makes 'Marmaduke' look good." (Anderson's isn't the only call for the adventurer's end.)

Reader Trent Sindelar responded, calling Trail "one of the last role models to be found on the comics page ... Mark Trail is a devoted family man, fearless adventurer and proud American. In short, he is a faultless inspiration for today’s children. Please do not banish him."

Lawrence Pope wrote to the Portland Press Herald, asking for someone to assist Trail. "Having to read about the antics of [Maine Governor] Paul LePage and Donald Trump is bad enough. Please get Mark Trail out of that cave," his letter said.
Another PPH reader questioned how Trail could survive for weeks without food.

How, indeed! So we reached out to James Allen, who pens the Mark Trail comic, for his take on the cave controversy.
"I've gotten emails accusing me of trying to mislead people" about the light in caves, says Allen, whose comic is syndicated in 175 newspapers. "But I think folks naturally understand that caves are dark. I don't think my editor would accept blacked-out panels. I hope they don't read Garfield, because cats don't really eat lasagna."

Allen responded to the complaints in a letter to The Washington Post. (https://www.washingtonpost.com/opin...28d2_story.html)

But he says the cave story feedback hasn't been all negative. "The emails run the gamut, they go from good to bad," he says, adding that the amount of reader response is "about on par, but because the cave storyline has gone a little longer, maybe it's a little more." The Washington Post Diversions section has not responded to requests for comment.

The cave story is part of a series Allen has plotted, where Trail goes to environments representing the four elements: water, earth, fire, and wind. This is the earth portion, following an extended period on the Gulf coast for the water-based storyline.

"The story is an underground adventure," Allen says. "It's about how to survive underground." And while that journey has lasted for months for readers, it's taken about "two to four days in Mark's time," he says. "He's not down there eating crickets for six months."

But readers wary of more time underground shouldn't worry—Allen says he's wrapping up the cave story soon so Trail and his wife Cherry can head to the South Pacific, where "Mark is going to bump into his old friend" and there'll be a volcanic explosion to kick off the fire journey.

And while Allen says he hasn't received any criticism from his higher-ups about the cave storyline, there was one time editors requested a rewrite since he took over the Mark Trail column full time in 2014 from Jack Elrod, who he had been assisting.

Trail and his wife were at the Great Dismal Swamp in the Outer Banks. "Cherry's always been a character that stays at home while he risks life and limb, so I thought, 'How wonderful is this? I'll have them interact like couples do,'" he says. "When I had her as more sexually suggestive, editors changed it. I wanted to portray Cherry in a more realistic manner, but folks wanted to see her more innocent side, I guess."

Sindelar, the St. Louis letter-writer, thinks people's complaints about Trail typify a new generation of discontent. "Our country has become one that values instant gratification above all else. In this age of gigabit downloads and microwaved meals, I fear that we have forgotten the value of a well-crafted story. These stories take time to develop. 'Mark Trail' is such a story."


Rarebit Fiend (click for huge)



Outbursts of Everett True

http://www.encyclopedia.com/doc/1G2-3401804194.html


And He Did.



Guess If They Are Married!



Whoops Sisters



Good Time Guy (click for big)



Dave’s Delicatessen (click for big)



Mopsy



Feiffer (click for big)



Jaf



Wee Pals (click for big)



Mr. Tweedy



Andy Capp (click for big)

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


I was fine with that letter to the editor until:

quote:

Even the dreadfully formulaic “The Amazing Spider-Man” is more realistic than “Mark Trail.”
How dare you!

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost


quote:

"Our country has become one that values instant gratification above all else. In this age of gigabit downloads and microwaved meals, I fear that we have forgotten the value of a well-crafted story. These stories take time to develop. 'Mark Trail' is such a story."

Congratulations, Trent Sindelar, real person and not at all anagram for "Internet Lards," is officially already more entertaining than James Allen

SomeMathGuy
Oct 4, 2014

The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

Oh dear god I've been posting this loving cave plot for six months. :suicide:

Incidentally, it seems that if you Google "Mark Trail" that panel that Jam Essallen got an editorial reprimand over has been posted in a few places. It's as simultaneously innocuous and as bad as you'd think.



I'm trying to figure out what's scarier - Cherry's proportions, terrifying lack of a neck, or the implications of that date in the bottom right hand corner.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

A HUNGRY MOUTH posted:



This is garbage. This is pus. This is less than nothing.

This is Brooke McEldowney at his best.

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

This is Brooke McEldowney at his best.

This is just one of those times where it's especially grating that he's so arch about good taste and the hoi polloi IRL because his sole comedic trick is pairing one hundred syllables with a bodily function and/or raunch joke so basic that even Wild Bill Shakespeare would burn it in shame.


SomeMathGuy posted:

Oh dear god I've been posting this loving cave plot for six months. :suicide:

Incidentally, it seems that if you Google "Mark Trail" that panel that Jam Essallen got an editorial reprimand over has been posted in a few places. It's as simultaneously innocuous and as bad as you'd think.



I'm trying to figure out what's scarier - Cherry's proportions, terrifying lack of a neck, or the implications of that date in the bottom right hand corner.

Ahaha all those white-out lines below the navel, the grandma hair, the strugglehand, I'm dying

e: the obscured toes !!

A HUNGRY MOUTH fucked around with this message at 01:43 on Jun 15, 2016

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

Johnny Walker posted:

Mary Worth



Mary's wearing two different colors, Dawn's necklace is also two-colored, and that's some pretty detailed backgrounds. I wonder if the new Sunday artist has a certain weekday artist nervous.
Oh come on, we know you're just criticizing to get a rise out of the artist.


The Classic Dinette Set looks a gift horse in the mouth.


Working Daze is doubles down in insufferable nerds.


Super-Fun-Pak-Comix questions its own existence.

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.
Pogo (June 17, 1958)



Peanuts: Year Five (January 13-16, 1955)







Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable

Does one of those readers seriously think that Mark and Co have been in the cave for weeks in real-time?

Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




Luann



The Amazing Spider-Man



Sally Forth



The Heart of Juliet Jones

FunkyAl
Mar 28, 2010

Your vitals soar.
Darker than Tim Burton? I'd like to see you try!

treasureplane
Jul 12, 2008

throwing darts in lovers' eyes, &c.

A HUNGRY MOUTH posted:

Remember that when this strip was published, young children dying of infectious disease was a very real and immediate part of life. My grandmother (born 1924) occasionally told me stories about her siblings, two of whom did not make it to the age of ten. This is a good comic strip.


This is garbage. This is pus. This is less than nothing.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

A HUNGRY MOUTH posted:

Ahaha all those white-out lines below the navel, the grandma hair, the strugglehand, I'm dying

e: the obscured toes !!

It looks like porn someone has clumsily edited to make work safe.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


EasyEW posted:

Crankshaft
Ha, I actually smiled at this one.

Why the long faces?

Johnny Walker posted:

Mary Worth



Mary's wearing two different colors, Dawn's necklace is also two-colored, and that's some pretty detailed backgrounds. I wonder if the new Sunday artist has a certain weekday artist nervous.
The weekday artists rarely do their own colouring.

Clunky dialogue and a boring story dragging on for months is pretty much par for the course in newspaper comics; what I can't take is how bad Allen is at drawing people. When it's a case of someone who used to be good and has been drawing the comic for so long that they're basically guaranteed the job till the day they die, that's one thing, but this guy was hired recently and he's just terrible. Get rid of him.

Darkest Auer
Dec 30, 2006

They're silly

Ramrod XTreme
Moomin

SomeMathGuy
Oct 4, 2014

The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

Say Nothing posted:

It looks like porn someone has clumsily edited to make work safe.

Based on Edge of Adventure I'd put the odds of that literally being the case at pretty good.

Aardmania
Jan 1, 2007

Ruining newspapers since 1993.

Shredded Hen
Heathcliff


Piranha Club


Dick Tracy


Judge Parker


9 Chickweed Lane

Boy, that Throax sure is a nutty alien. What wacky situations will he find himself in next?

Pibgorn Wahoo Terminal

Boy, that Norman sure is a nutty alien. What wacky situations will he find himself in next?

SomeMathGuy
Oct 4, 2014

The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

Mark Trail


Apropos of how controversially long this storyline is, we are now wasting entire panels on recaps of events from loving yesterday. Scancarelli eat your heart out.

Pearls Before Swine


The Phantom

Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer

SomeMathGuy posted:

The Phantom


* For The Ghost That Fakes An Armed Robbery Gone Wrong

Zereth
Jul 9, 2003



SomeMathGuy posted:

Oh dear god I've been posting this loving cave plot for six months. :suicide:

Incidentally, it seems that if you Google "Mark Trail" that panel that Jam Essallen got an editorial reprimand over has been posted in a few places. It's as simultaneously innocuous and as bad as you'd think.



I'm trying to figure out what's scarier - Cherry's proportions, terrifying lack of a neck, or the implications of that date in the bottom right hand corner.
That looks uncomfortable.

"I'm going to botanise your house." is another amazing sentence. I love Moomin.

Forktoss
Feb 13, 2012

I'm OK, you're so-so

Say Nothing posted:

It looks like porn someone has clumsily edited to make work safe.



Clumsily being the operative word

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



^^^ fukken :perfect:

Tiggum posted:

Clunky dialogue and a boring story dragging on for months is pretty much par for the course in newspaper comics; what I can't take is how bad Allen is at drawing people. When it's a case of someone who used to be good and has been drawing the comic for so long that they're basically guaranteed the job till the day they die, that's one thing, but this guy was hired recently and he's just terrible. Get rid of him.
Also "its about how to survive underground" is loving laughable because Mark is right now trying to argue his friends into blindly following an underground river for the second time. These guys have died several times over.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

They havent even gotten to the Morlocks or dinosaurs yet

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Say Nothing posted:

It looks like porn someone has clumsily edited to make work safe.

Roland Jones
Aug 18, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

SomeMathGuy posted:

The Phantom


Okay, I've been ignoring this except for reading the occasional complaint about it, but is that Guran next to the Phantom? Is that Guran being less than half the Phantom's height? (Fake edit: Yeah, later speech bubble I didn't read until now says so.) What the hell?

ukonvasara
Aug 16, 2012

a mixture of gravity and waggery

Aardmania posted:

9 Chickweed Lane

Boy, that Throax sure is a nutty alien. What wacky situations will he find himself in next?

If all of your jokes ("jokes") are premised on people interrupting each other mid-sentence, why the gently caress are they communicating through typing-based correspondence

Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer

Roland Jones posted:

Okay, I've been ignoring this except for reading the occasional complaint about it, but is that Guran next to the Phantom? Is that Guran being less than half the Phantom's height? (Fake edit: Yeah, later speech bubble I didn't read until now says so.) What the hell?

PhantomWiki posted:

The Bandar is a pygmy tribe in the Deep Woods of the Bangalla jungle.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa
Cartoons:


Reality:

Ms Boods
Mar 19, 2009

Did you ever wonder where the Romans got bread from? It wasn't from Waitrose!

SomeMathGuy posted:



Pearls Before Swine




Mike Nesmith (kind of) got there first

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5GmBBXywyI

Roland Jones
Aug 18, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

He wasn't that small in the comics people posted before, if I remember correctly.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Roland Jones posted:

He wasn't that small in the comics people posted before, if I remember correctly.

No, he's definitely shrunk.

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Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Six Chix


Zippy the Pinhead


Nancy


Arlo and Janis


Andertoons


Pluggers

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