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Teddybear
May 16, 2009

Look! A teddybear doll!
It's soooo cute!


ninjahedgehog posted:

In related news, ISIS leader and "Caliph" al-Baghdadi might be chunky salsa now. http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/who-abu-bakr-al-baghdadi-8186998

Unconfirmed, but I want to believe.

Folks chased down the original source of that story, and it ended up being a turbo-nationalist Turkish newspaper known for making up bullshit and falsely reporting deaths, so the answer is Probably Not.

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

exploding mummy posted:

Colin Cowherd and Jason Whitlock both are opinionated douchebags who ESPN used as talking heads for ratings.

Fox Sports 1 poached them away for big money and put them on its new flagship TV show which aired for the first time yeaterday. Let's see how well they did.

https://twitter.com/Ourand_SBJ/status/742733006213918721

for those who can't do the convert, that's about 60k-70k viewers

Good. gently caress both of those clowns

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

Bit long, but I really enjoyed the US President just taking time out of his prepared speech to target one asshat and just generally as "What the gently caress people?" to everyone who's been bitching about him not saying "RADICAL ISLAMIC TERRORISM" like some kind of hosed up sovereign citizen magic word spell that will cause ISIL to disband because he uttered that magic phrase.

https://www.facebook.com/newshour/videos/10154278345773675/

For the record the bit referred to starts at just after 12:50 in this video.

trickybiscuits
Jan 13, 2008

yospos
I'm just going to imagine that this is Kyle MacLachlan as the mayor of Portland. It makes more sense that way.

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧


BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

I love the end of the fight with Frank's bloody, mashed up face and his look like "yeah, maybe I shouldn't have talked all that poo poo..."

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Number 1 Sexy Dad posted:

I'll take your word for it.

I am assuming it was the grand open of their newly installed toilet.

Parts Kit
Jun 9, 2006

durr
i have a hole in my head
durr

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

Holy poo poo, this is great :munch:
From the "wall" turning out to be two sheets of drywall tacked to a 1x2 on the top and bottom and the roommate's "I KNOW GUYS" / attempts at coming off like a gangster it's just wall to wall hilarious.

belt
May 12, 2001

by Nyc_Tattoo

Parts Kit posted:

A good source from E/N. One of the poster's room mates decided to add on a room in their apartment with the most ridiculously constructed walls you can imagine and then try to sub lease a new person, completely on their own accord.
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3779396

Oh my god. I thought I'd had some bad roommates, but oh my god

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Intruder posted:

Brock isn't even a good enough actor to speak convincingly as a wrestler without Paul Heyman as his mouthpiece

That's what voice overs are for, silly

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Kurieg
Jul 19, 2012

RIP Lutri: 5/19/20-4/2/20
:blizz::gamefreak:

BOOTY-ADE posted:

That's what voice overs are for, silly

It's a common thing, usually you'll pair up someone who's a excellent ring performer but bad on the mike, with someone who's at least competent in the ring but great on the mike. That's why they paired up Cas with Enzo, and why during the period of time where Enzo was out with a concussion, they had him nominally aligned with the New Day.

Because the mere existence of the New Day continually amazes me.

Walka Blocka Shame
Apr 30, 2006

This is fine
Doctor Rope

This is a feast.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkq9qjzB9UQ

Poor dog though :(

Serephina
Nov 8, 2005

恐竜戦隊
ジュウレンジャー
Dog quite literally had that coming, he was coming to to nip at the bull's hind, as dogs are wont to do. Always cheer for the bull!

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
I like the guy in the purple shirt who gets carried down the length of the road, and then the other bull comes in a rams the first bull.

mod saas
May 4, 2004

Grimey Drawer
HIS FAST PANTS

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
This is a really good youtube channel, by the way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7MmdqXNC9M

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

Parts Kit posted:

wall to wall

:catstare:

(seriously, though, that thread is great. Love the "This is how it is in the real world, this is how you get ahead" poo poo from Captain Thug Lyfe when someone suggests that building a lovely room in a room and then pocketing most of the rental income might be a bad idea)

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Falling spinning guy in the background is my favorite failing karate guy.

Some Pinko Commie
Jun 9, 2009

CNC! Easy as 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣!
There are going to be a lot of very angy rural Southern Baptists over the next few weeks as a result of this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_tIxFJhR5k

Elohssa Gib
Aug 30, 2006

Easily Amused
Dad Fails
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyvJtA0c06M

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧


Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

They should mess with the cat by fixing the tile and then gluing a hair across the corner.

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Wade Wilson posted:

There are going to be a lot of very angy rural Southern Baptists over the next few weeks as a result of this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_tIxFJhR5k

there certainly are in the comments.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012





Some people just can't be happy until they've ruined things for themselves.

Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

AWWWW YISSSSSSSSSS
DIS IS MAH JAM!!!!!!

Parts Kit posted:

A good source from E/N. One of the poster's room mates decided to add on a room in their apartment with the most ridiculously constructed walls you can imagine and then try to sub lease a new person, completely on their own accord.
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3779396

Amazing thread but when I came to the diagram post I just loving lost it



Oh my loving god

Aristophanes
Aug 11, 2012

Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my mind and say something clever!
And the best thing? The light switch for the kitchen is in the new Idiot Room

Nude
Nov 16, 2014

I have no idea what I'm doing.

The college graduate takes a swing at life, ends up throwing it all away.

Rick_Hunter
Jan 5, 2004

My guys are still fighting the hard fight!
(weapons, shields and drones are still online!)

He ded.

Lurking Haro
Oct 27, 2009


Nope, that was the guy in the wheelchair.
He broke both legs instead.

Rick_Hunter
Jan 5, 2004

My guys are still fighting the hard fight!
(weapons, shields and drones are still online!)

Lurking Haro posted:

Nope, that was the guy in the wheelchair.
He broke both legs instead.

Sorry, I confused him with the many other asian men that decided to take on an elevator built by the lowest bidder.

LordSaturn
Aug 12, 2007

sadly unfunny


"Did I just watch somebody die?" asks the young man on the right.

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
FEEL FREE TO DISREGARD THIS POST

It is guaranteed to be lazy, ignorant, and/or uninformed.

Say Nothing posted:

This is a really good youtube channel, by the way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7MmdqXNC9M

Jesus Christ that first video.


The worst fights is pretty schadenny

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLV30m7gVOk

Hollismason has a new favorite as of 00:46 on Jun 16, 2016

PhancyPants
Nov 15, 2003

Hotdog Suit Up!

Hollismason posted:

Jesus Christ that first video.


The worst fights is pretty schadenny

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLV30m7gVOk

I remember the Nate Quarry fight. He'd come back from an injury on The Ultimate Fighter and his opponent just ran backwards for minutes. It was the most cringeworthy fight I've ever seen.

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021

Lurking Haro posted:

Nope, that was the guy in the wheelchair.
He broke both legs instead.

What if they were the same guy?

Lurking Haro
Oct 27, 2009

pik_d posted:

What if they were the same guy?

Elevator Door 2: The Quickening

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Hollismason posted:

Jesus Christ that first video.


The worst fights is pretty schadenny

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLV30m7gVOk

The best thing about the Dada/Slice fight is that Kimbo failed the drug test so the fight was retroactively ruled a no-contest. Meaning Dada is, technically, undefeated.

Cobweb Heart
Mar 31, 2010

I need you to wear this. I need you to wear this all the time. It's office policy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L24pcL5wnLQ

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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




Dude aint have any teeth. What are Carolina "Reepers"? though? Whatever red stuff he ground down?

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