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Gaunab posted:It's pretty popular in CineD Hahahahah of course it is. FFT posted:Club Dread There's so many weird, jarring tonal shifts in that film that really irked me when I watched it. I remember enjoying the film for the most part but then it goes from the killer being a dude to him being Jason Voorhees for no reason and then his disembodied legs are chasing them. I'm not sure of the terms, but it went from farce to parody to mockery. Oh Broken Lizard, we'll always have Super Troopers. 
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Jun 13, 2016 12:58
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The Endbringer posted:At the end of Soylent Green, it seems like Detective Thorn is just making wild assumptions. BrigadierSensible posted:Also, Soylent Green is made from people who have voluntarily committed suicide with the assistance of the government to help alleviate overcrowding. So apart from "cannibalism is wrong under ALL circumstances" Charlton Heston is clearly over-reacting. 
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Jun 13, 2016 13:44
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You've gotta tell them! Soylent Green is very reasonable! Get to the Soylent corporation, Hatcher. Tell them they had a great idea.
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Jun 13, 2016 13:56
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Drunken Baker posted:Oh Broken Lizard, we'll always have Super Troopers. Not for long! They're making a sequel.
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Jun 13, 2016 14:04
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I'm going to have to rewatch all of their films sober because I recall liking pretty much all of them... Bar Slamin' salmon. I can't even remember Slamin' Salmon. What a god drat name for a film... Slamin' salmon.
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Jun 13, 2016 14:13
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Recently watched The Happening. There's a lot of rationally irritating moments in that movie and the whole thing boggles my mind that it got made at all, but one thing that sticks out in my mind is the guy feeding himself to lions. Firstly, he recoils after approaching the first one when I thought he wanted to get attacked. Then it show that the first one just tears a bit of his arm off and he wanders to the next lion. I'm no zoologist but I'm pretty sure that's not how lions maul their prey. Surely it would have pounced on him, pinning him down, and riped out his throat?
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Jun 13, 2016 14:16
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nexus6 posted:Recently watched The Happening. There's a lot of rationally irritating moments in that movie and the whole thing boggles my mind that it got made at all, but one thing that sticks out in my mind is the guy feeding himself to lions. Firstly, he recoils after approaching the first one when I thought he wanted to get attacked. Then it show that the first one just tears a bit of his arm off and he wanders to the next lion. I'm no zoologist but I'm pretty sure that's not how lions maul their prey. Surely it would have pounced on him, pinning him down, and riped out his throat? Lions scavange Lionesses hunt Either kept in captivity do neither, they are over fed dead meat and lose the hunting instinct, which is also why when accidents happen ala Siegfried and Roy it's not a throat mauling thing but a general cat being pissed but multiplied by hundreds of pounds.
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Jun 13, 2016 14:29
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dpack_1 posted:Lions scavange Also: The Happening is a dogshit movie from start to finish that has no redeeming features whatsoever.
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Jun 14, 2016 04:24
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Memento posted:Also: The Happening is a dogshit movie from start to finish that has no redeeming features whatsoever. 
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Jun 14, 2016 04:30
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The opening is pretty good https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2f22rpTm_0
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Jun 14, 2016 10:32
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Just watched The Martian and I do not understand the hype beyond amazing visuals and a good cast. Matt Damon's "lol so cheeky" quips every five seconds drove me insane. It's like his dialogue was written by a college undergrad engineer who'd stayed up all night reading I loving Love Science memes.
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Jun 14, 2016 10:45
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Memento posted:Also: The Happening is a dogshit movie from start to finish that has no redeeming features whatsoever. Oh God yes. I only put it on because I'd seen clips of Mark's "acting" and thought it would be so bad it's funny. A post I found on another forum sums it up well: "This movie pulls off a remarkable feat: it is just bad enough in EVERY respect to lack any merit, but not quite bad enough in ANY respect to be funny or otherwise enjoyable."
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Jun 14, 2016 12:00
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joshtothemaxx posted:Just watched The Martian and I do not understand the hype beyond amazing visuals and a good cast. Matt Damon's "lol so cheeky" quips every five seconds drove me insane. It's like his dialogue was written by a college undergrad engineer who'd stayed up all night reading I loving Love Science memes. I think the book came out at the height of the internet's I loving Love Science phase so the hype was already built into the movie.
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Jun 14, 2016 12:29
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Gaunab posted:I think the book came out at the height of the internet's I loving Love Science phase so the hype was already built into the movie. Hell, I haven't read the book myself, but apparently they toned it down for the movie. In the book Watney creates and uses a unit of measurement called "pirate ninjas."
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Jun 14, 2016 14:57
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joshtothemaxx posted:Just watched The Martian and I do not understand the hype beyond amazing visuals and a good cast. Matt Damon's "lol so cheeky" quips every five seconds drove me insane. It's like his dialogue was written by a college undergrad engineer who'd stayed up all night reading I loving Love Science memes. A movie about a man trapped on Mars alone growing food in his own poo poo until he can be saved won the Golden Globe for best comedy. The hidden genius of keeping all those little quips is kinda beautiful.
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Jun 14, 2016 20:01
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Memento posted:Also: The Happening is a dogshit movie from start to finish that has no redeeming features whatsoever. I wish there had been no explanation. Just two hours of suicides, confusion, and characters discussing the concept of mortality and their fear of death. Could have been amazing. Instead we got Marky Mark having peace talks with a plastic tree.
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Jun 14, 2016 20:25
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"Quick! We have to outrun the wind!" God that movie sucked.
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Jun 14, 2016 20:41
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What? No!
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Jun 14, 2016 20:52
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You should care about science. Know why? Because your face is perfect.
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Jun 14, 2016 21:04
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I was hoping The Happening was aliens. Would have been better.
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Jun 14, 2016 22:52
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nexus6 posted:Recently watched The Happening. There's a lot of rationally irritating moments in that movie and the whole thing boggles my mind that it got made at all, but one thing that sticks out in my mind is the guy feeding himself to lions. Firstly, he recoils after approaching the first one when I thought he wanted to get attacked. Then it show that the first one just tears a bit of his arm off and he wanders to the next lion. I'm no zoologist but I'm pretty sure that's not how lions maul their prey. Surely it would have pounced on him, pinning him down, and riped out his throat? The worst part of that scene was that it was recorded on an iPhone, and iPhones didn't have the capability to record video until the App Store opened a month after the theatrical release (and longer for native video).
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Jun 14, 2016 23:39
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muscles like this? posted:What? No! easily the best scene in the movie
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Jun 15, 2016 02:16
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I havn't seen the movie but that felt like a believable reaction.
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Jun 15, 2016 03:27
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Jun 15, 2016 03:58
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Iz4D9kBIas I could not get over how badly the script wanted us to care about the drama between Marky Mark and his wife. Like, I don't think I have EVER been less interested in a movie's lovely love story.
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Jun 15, 2016 06:51
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I had no idea Zooey Deschanel was in that movie.
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Jun 15, 2016 10:48
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Gaunab posted:I had no idea Zooey Deschanel was in that movie. Really? Half the movie is her reaction shots as her eyes get bigger and bigger.
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Jun 15, 2016 11:52
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I probably would have known that if I had seen the movie.
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Jun 15, 2016 13:10
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rydiafan posted:I wish there had been no explanation. Just two hours of suicides, confusion, and characters discussing the concept of mortality and their fear of death. Could have been amazing. 
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Jun 15, 2016 13:28
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Gaunab posted:I probably would have known that if I had seen the movie. Did you ever see a trailer? I remember her being in them
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Jun 15, 2016 13:30
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Len posted:Did you ever see a trailer? I remember her being in them Apparently not. I just watched a trailer though and she might as well have been furniture in it.
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Jun 15, 2016 16:01
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Len posted:Did you ever see a trailer? I remember her being in them I gathered that Walberg was a school teacher, and that something was happening
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Jun 15, 2016 16:36
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Pope Corky the IX posted:Really? Half the movie is her reaction shots as her eyes get bigger and bigger.   
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Jun 15, 2016 17:31
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A case and study of how to act lobotomized. So they closed down a major highway here to film the next Transformers bullshit. For about a week. Marky Mark is in it again. I for one am hoping there's more statutory rape explanations in this new movie because gently caress knows no one watches it for the robots.
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Jun 15, 2016 23:24
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The daughter character from the last one isn't in this one. Now it has a 14 year old teenage girl. No Romeo and Juliet law's going to save anyone there.
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Jun 15, 2016 23:33
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Aphrodite posted:The daughter character from the last one isn't in this one. It takes place in Japan
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Jun 15, 2016 23:40
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Cowslips Warren posted:I for one am hoping there's more statutory rape explanations in this new movie because gently caress knows no one watches it for the robots. Wait what
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Jun 16, 2016 00:08
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Schubalts posted:Wait what Mark Walberg is about to kick the poo poo outta some 20 year old who wants to bang his 17 year old daughter (whatever ages) but kid literally has a laminated card in his wallet detailing age of consent laws all over America so Marky Mark has to let it slide.
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Jun 16, 2016 00:11
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Snapchat A Titty posted:Mark Walberg is about to kick the poo poo outta some 20 year old who wants to bang his 17 year old daughter (whatever ages) but kid literally has a laminated card in his wallet detailing age of consent laws all over America so Marky Mark has to let it slide. What the gently caress
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