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Who should sit on the Iron Throne
Cersei Lannister/Petyr “Littlefinger” Baelish
Jamie Lannister/Bronn
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Brienne of Tarth/Podrick Payne
Tyrion/Varys/Missandei/Grey Worm coalition
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Reanimated corpse of The Mountain/Wight that used to be Badass Wildling Milf
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Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

gfanikf posted:

Since I kind of only got into the show via my wife around 4 season, I know Wildfire is like napalm, but is it something really hard to make?

go back and watch the first 3 seasons dude

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxKzT7AzK1c

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Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

I fail to see how that rumor being true is of any use to Cersei short of burning King's Landing to the ground...?

I mean, a season or so ago, I read something about Cersei/Jamie/Tywin vowing to burn cities to the ground for their house/name/love/children/etc. being a common theme and therefore a pretty solid foreshadowing, but to what end? Raze the capital to the ground and then chill in Casterly Rock with no income sources?

:confused:

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

I did just watch that clip and that owns. So basically it's Westrosian Russian FAE?

I know I need to watch the first three seasons at some point, but does it still hold up even though you know what's going to happen?

poo poo I still need to clean up the gaps in 4-6 that I still have.


Duzzy Funlop posted:

I fail to see how that rumor being true is of any use to Cersei short of burning King's Landing to the ground...?

I mean, a season or so ago, I read something about Cersei/Jamie/Tywin vowing to burn cities to the ground for their house/name/love/children/etc. being a common theme and therefore a pretty solid foreshadowing, but to what end? Raze the capital to the ground and then chill in Casterly Rock with no income sources?

:confused:
Keep in mind that Cersei thinks she is very smart and clever, but isn't really. I mean Tywin says as much a few seasons ago.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Yes, it's worth it.

And Cersei is crazy enough to burn the city to the ground. Her plans have all the foresight of an invasion into Iraq.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Someone with more wit and humor than a German please do a Grover-prediction of a Westerosi invasion by Daenerys.

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN
Mad King's stockpiles were collected under Cersei/Tyrion- or maybe that was just a book thing?

Pigshit is what a skeptic (Bronn, Tyrion) thought of alchemists and their concoctions prior to learning the truth.

I don't recall any of the dialogue when not-Maester dispatched the kiddos. Did he specifically target just the High Sparrow?

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

gfanikf posted:

I know I need to watch the first three seasons at some point, but does it still hold up even though you know what's going to happen?

absolutely

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Victor Vermis posted:

Mad King's stockpiles were collected under Cersei/Tyrion- or maybe that was just a book thing?

Pigshit is what a skeptic (Bronn, Tyrion) thought of alchemists and their concoctions prior to learning the truth.

I don't recall any of the dialogue when not-Maester dispatched the kiddos. Did he specifically target just the High Sparrow?

Nope, not specifically, but their exchange certainly makes it seem like it's something to give them leverage over him.

On second thought, I kinda doubt it's wildfire for the specific reason that Cersei had enough of it manufactured to lob at an invading fleet/taken away by Tyrion, why would the rumor be that they've found more wildfire when they could just have churned out a shitton of it by that crazy pyromancer?

I'm thinking it's more something they could use to expose the High Sparrow/faith militant regarding either his/their past or some poo poo they're currently pulling that may not be quite kosher.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


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Vasudus posted:

My non-book reading understanding is that it's basically alchemical napalm mixed with the properties of thermite, and kinda like nitro to make. So it's incredibly nasty and burns through literally everything, and only people absolutely batshit crazy would consider not only making it but storing it in volume.

White phosphorus?

Vasudus
May 30, 2003

Booblord Zagats posted:

White phosphorus?

well i mean making willy pete isn't nearly as terrifying as making nitro

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


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Vasudus posted:

well i mean making willy pete isn't nearly as terrifying as making nitro

Yeah, but wp seems like the absolute worst way to die.

ManMythLegend
Aug 18, 2003

I don't believe in anything, I'm just here for the violence.

gfanikf posted:

Since I kind of only got into the show via my wife around 4 season, I know Wildfire is like napalm, but is it something really hard to make?

In the books it's at least semi-magical.

One of the sub plots in the books that the show hasn't really talked about that much is the state of magic in the world. Basically the world was full of magic and it vanished a long time ago as evidenced by things like the dragons dying off. Its been gone for so long that most normal people no longer believe in it at all which is why no one believes the Night's Watch when they say the White Walkers are back. For some reason though magic is starting to return to the world: the White Walkers are back, dragons are back, Red Priests can suddenly bring people back from the dead, etc.

The Alchemist Guild who makes wildfire actually used to be the primary advisors to the nobility before the Maesters. Their influence waned as magic died off because their methods stopped working whereas the Maesters use a quasi-enlightenment era rationality that doesn't rely on magic. In the books the remaining Alchemists tell Cersi that their production of wildfire is well ahead of schedule because their formulas are suddenly "producing more then they used to."

Lazy Reservist
Nov 30, 2005

FUBIJAR
The great secret will probably involve exposing the Sparrow for some great sins he committed in the past. Of course he'll spin it to show how even a sinner such as himself can be redeemed and it will blow up in Cersei's face like all her other plans. Let's face it, King's Landing has gone full Wahhabi. At least Margaery showed she wasn't completely brainwashed and got grandma out of town.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Didn't he already do that when he was talking about his days of debauchery before he became a man of faith

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

Didn't he already do that when he was talking about his days of debauchery before he became a man of faith

Private conversation. Do Little Birds watch HBO? Is Varys returning to wipe his saved Login from their tablets?

But yeah unless they're just cramming more Cersei-humbling into the show, it wont be that.

Lazy Reservist
Nov 30, 2005

FUBIJAR
The Sparrow is a combination of St. Augustine and Rodrigo Borgia. A man who lived a wild youth, found God and atoned, yet when he gained power his vices came back.

Sergg
Sep 19, 2005

I was rejected by the:

I still can't wait for the sparrow massacre. The Sparrowcaust.

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

ManMythLegend posted:

In the books it's at least semi-magical.

One of the sub plots in the books that the show hasn't really talked about that much is the state of magic in the world. Basically the world was full of magic and it vanished a long time ago as evidenced by things like the dragons dying off. Its been gone for so long that most normal people no longer believe in it at all which is why no one believes the Night's Watch when they say the White Walkers are back. For some reason though magic is starting to return to the world: the White Walkers are back, dragons are back, Red Priests can suddenly bring people back from the dead, etc.

The Alchemist Guild who makes wildfire actually used to be the primary advisors to the nobility before the Maesters. Their influence waned as magic died off because their methods stopped working whereas the Maesters use a quasi-enlightenment era rationality that doesn't rely on magic. In the books the remaining Alchemists tell Cersi that their production of wildfire is well ahead of schedule because their formulas are suddenly "producing more then they used to."

That actually explains things about the series I've been wondering a lot. I mean people clearly can do crazy magical poo poo, but it seems kind of rare to borderline non existent.

Also did the Cleangebowl theory require them fighting in the trial by combat? If so that explains why people say the theory is dead, as opposed to if it's just the two of them just having a general Hoss Off fight.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
According to r/Cleganebowl (of course this is a thing), it's still on. Their idea is that the Mountain and the BWB will eventually cross paths.

Kawasaki Nun
Jul 16, 2001

by Reene

Godholio posted:

According to r/Cleganebowl (of course this is a thing), it's still on. Their idea is that the Mountain and the BWB will eventually cross paths.

Seems like that would require Tommmen to take the field which would only happen against the dothraki IMO. I don't think GRRM I'd that into satisfying fan desires

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
The Mountain may be kingsguard, but he's Cersei's pet. The only way Tommen has anything to do with him is to send him away in hopes he gets rekilled.

nwin
Feb 25, 2002

make's u think

I'm watching each episode the day after it airs before my girlfriend gets home because she isn't caught up yet. She's on season 4 and were binging that at night to catch her up. It's confusing as gently caress to keep up with the old poo poo and the new poo poo, plus I read all the books a while ago.

Anyways, trying to remember-do we ever see volantis? I know Robb's wife was from there but that's all I can remember. Someone tell me it's really obvious please.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


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SMDFTB posted:

I'm watching each episode the day after it airs before my girlfriend gets home because she isn't caught up yet. She's on season 4 and were binging that at night to catch her up. It's confusing as gently caress to keep up with the old poo poo and the new poo poo, plus I read all the books a while ago.

Anyways, trying to remember-do we ever see volantis? I know Robb's wife was from there but that's all I can remember. Someone tell me it's really obvious please.

Yeah,it's in the current season iirc. Varys hangs out there, it's where he and Tyrion run in to the red priestess the first time

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

I think that was last season, this season it's Yara and Theon on shore leave in the same brothel that Tyrion got kidnapped in last season.

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
We were left with a cliffhanger not knowing whether Yara hosed the tits off some hooker

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

go3 posted:

We were left with a cliffhanger not knowing whether Yara hosed the tits off some hooker

I can assure you, those tits were hosed straight off.

ManMythLegend
Aug 18, 2003

I don't believe in anything, I'm just here for the violence.

Mr. Nice! posted:

I can assure you, those tits were hosed straight off.

She is an expert at the Finger Dance.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHlN3ur8ilg

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Found the High Sparrow's dirty secret of the past

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_XX1FF2skw&t=42s

Holy poo poo, George Takeim Tim Curry, JK Simmons, Gina Carano, that familiar looking russian general dude and David loving Hasselhoff as the president? :lol:

Duzzy Funlop fucked around with this message at 00:03 on Jun 16, 2016

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


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Duzzy Funlop posted:

Found the High Sparrow's dirty secret of the past

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_XX1FF2skw&t=42s

Take it back, CnC's FMV cutscenes own own own

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Russian general was one-eyed Mikhail on Lost. That really is one hell of a cast.

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Duzzy Funlop posted:

Found the High Sparrow's dirty secret of the past

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_XX1FF2skw&t=42s

Holy poo poo, George Takeim Tim Curry, JK Simmons, Gina Carano, that familiar looking russian general dude and David loving Hasselhoff as the president? :lol:

You're limiting yourself. Remember one had James Earl Jones and Michael Behin and Red Alert 2 had Udo Kier, Ray Wise, and Barry Corbin.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





am i wrong in thinking the high sparrow was in rome? i'm not gonna watch the whole thing again to check and imdb doesn't seem to agree but i would have sworn i'd seen him there

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Two Finger posted:

am i wrong in thinking the high sparrow was in rome? i'm not gonna watch the whole thing again to check and imdb doesn't seem to agree but i would have sworn i'd seen him there

You might be thinking of the auger, but that was a different actor. High sparrow was the president in the GI Joe movies, and the governor in the Pirates of the Caribbean movies.

Edit: The little birds realized he's actually Zartan.

Godholio fucked around with this message at 02:46 on Jun 16, 2016

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

Duzzy Funlop posted:

Found the High Sparrow's dirty secret of the past

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_XX1FF2skw&t=42s

Holy poo poo, George Takeim Tim Curry, JK Simmons, Gina Carano, that familiar looking russian general dude and David loving Hasselhoff as the president? :lol:

Speaking of dirty secrets...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5V8ecsrxeY

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Godholio posted:

You might be thinking of the auger, but that was a different actor. High sparrow was the president in the GI Joe movies, and the governor in the Pirates of the Caribbean movies.

Edit: The little birds realized he's actually Zartan.

he also has a minor role in glengarry glen ross

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


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the CnC series is the perfect mixture of campy stories and hammy actors with a poo poo ton of cheesecake stirred in

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





joe kucan kills it the entire way through the series

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOzsR8Pk3TE

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Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Was at a bar with a couple of buddies yesterday and that article about HBO suing Pornhub came up. Eventually, someone asks whethere pornhub was putting up compilations of GoT-titties (which would have been the more obvious explanation), or porn parodies...and I didn't really know, so I set out to google that today.

Before getting an answer to that question, I found out two surprising things:

1. The actress that played Shae is German.

2. She's done copious amounts of porn


That is all.

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