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Judge Schnoopy
Nov 2, 2005

dont even TRY it, pal

What the gently caress is that tattoo

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canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

"You have my sword"
"And my axe!"

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

Judge Schnoopy posted:

What the gently caress is that tattoo

Bad

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Useless
Sep 13, 2003
I'm keeping three or four fingers crossed you get a buick up the ass before the night is over.

Ok Fella posted:

Holy poo poo that is fuckin magical

It's this amazing combination of the slapstick *WHACK* of the hits and how silly fast the bot keeps swinging

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012











Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey



These are always great.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Kwyndig posted:

These are always great.

If you are an ad exec representing Burger King or Old Navy 12 years ago.

dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

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Pastry of the Year posted:

If you are an ad exec representing Burger King or Old Navy 12 years ago.

I had no idea they had such a niche target audience.

I'm not an ad exec representing Burger King or Old Navy 12 years ago, is it okay to still find this funny?

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

dumb. posted:

I had no idea they had such a niche target audience.

I'm not an ad exec representing Burger King or Old Navy 12 years ago, is it okay to still find this funny?

No. You wouldn't be enjoying them the right way.

Gann Jerrod
Sep 9, 2005

A gun isn't a gun unless it shoots Magic.
I did market research for Gap a decade ago, am I good if I enjoy those pictures?

Jigsaw
Aug 14, 2008

"Don't get eaten, get ripped!*"

*to shreads

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!

Gann Jerrod posted:

I did market research for Gap a decade ago, am I good if I enjoy those pictures?

If you work in marketing, I'd say you lost the ability to enjoy anything early in your formative years.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Jigsaw posted:

"Don't get eaten, get ripped!*"

*to shreads

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

I was an ad exec at both Burger King and Old Navy 12 years ago, and he's right I do find d them funny.

trickybiscuits
Jan 13, 2008

yospos




WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!

To be honest, however, military service in a democratic nation is essentially civil service. And there's probably no better way for young men to become patriotics (The pragmatic kind) than by being fairly paid to build and maintain their homeland.

But it's the US MIC, so :v:

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

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Pillbug
There's a ton of non-glamorous stuff that needs done, up to and including maintaining the base.

I mean, grass doesn't cut itself, you know? :shrug:

Full Battle Rattle
Aug 29, 2009

As long as the times refuse to change, we're going to make a hell of a racket.
Privates bitching about duty?!

wow, that's weird, we never did poo poo like that

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

ToxicSlurpee posted:

There's a ton of non-glamorous stuff that needs done, up to and including maintaining the base.

I mean, grass doesn't cut itself, you know? :shrug:

You could cut it with your gun somehow, right?

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

You could cut it with your gun somehow, right?

What do you think bayonets are for?

Queering Wheel
Jun 18, 2011


goddamnedtwisto posted:

What do you think bayonets are for?

But we have fewer bayonets now, according to Obama.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




MrSmokes posted:

But we have fewer bayonets now, according to Obama.

Thanks Obama.

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

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Pillbug

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

You could cut it with your gun somehow, right?

Sssshhh, don't spill our secrets! That's something only 33rd degree NRA members are taught how to do.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

goddamnedtwisto posted:

What do you think bayonets are for?

Cutting your vegetables?

shelley
Nov 8, 2010
Man, what can't you do with a bayonet?

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

shelley posted:

Man, what can't you do with a bayonet?

impress your absentee father

J.A.B.C.
Jul 2, 2007

There's no need to rush to be an adult.


shelley posted:

Man, what can't you do with a bayonet?

Open an MRE, if the lovely bayonets from my last unit were any indication.

hooah
Feb 6, 2006
WTF?
Those things are tear-to-open though?

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

hooah posted:

Those things are tear-to-open though?

They're supposed to be. In my limited experience, quality control was generally something that happened to things that weren't for enlisted.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Memento posted:

They're supposed to be. In my limited experience, quality control was generally something that happened to things that weren't for enlisted.



So some guy's job somewhere is to just jam his dick into those on a production line every day for authenticity?

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Look man, I don't badmouth your job.

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

That's what I use to season these

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

That's what I use to season these


Breasts really are "chest pussies" huh?

dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

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Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.

ToxicSlurpee posted:

There's a ton of non-glamorous stuff that needs done, up to and including maintaining the base.

I mean, grass doesn't cut itself, you know? :shrug:

Isn't that what Daisy Cutter's are for?

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

Neddy Seagoon posted:

So some guy's job somewhere is to just jam his dick into those on a production line every day for authenticity?

It's a living.

Flyball
Apr 17, 2003

shelley posted:

Man, what can't you do with a bayonet?

Wipe your rear end.

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Franchescanado
Feb 23, 2013

If it wasn't for disappointment
I wouldn't have any appointment

Grimey Drawer

skander posted:

Wipe your rear end.

Speaking from experience?

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