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Captain_Person
Apr 7, 2013

WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, IF NOT FOR THE CARE OF THE REAPER MAN?

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cant cook creole bream
Aug 15, 2011
I think Fahrenheit is better for weather

I don't want to be rude, but that girl looks kind of weird. Her shoulders are quite broad and muscular, but her arms look incredibly thin and stretched in an unnatural way. It look like this was photoshoped. Maybe it's just the uncomfortable way she's standing. It's certainly not the body I'd expect from someone wearing this shirt.

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

Air is lava! posted:

I don't want to be rude, but that girl looks kind of weird. Her shoulders are quite broad and muscular, but her arms look incredibly thin and stretched in an unnatural way. It look like this was photoshoped. Maybe it's just the uncomfortable way she's standing. It's certainly not the body I'd expect from someone wearing this shirt.

It is probably a stock picture of a girl with the graphics photoshopped.

honestly i think its kinda weird you are taking a picture posted as a joke seriously.

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

Criticising real women is better than talking about fictional teenagers loving so we are definitely trending in the right direction

Kikas
Oct 30, 2012
Oh cool, Parley now has immunity to fall damage.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

This is a Super Parley

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Dragon slayer trade secrets revealed:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGW1m6DZYKA

Daius
Sep 10, 2010

Hyperbolic

Time

Chamber

Podima
Nov 4, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Oh good Smitty didn't gently caress it up.

Donkringel
Apr 22, 2008
So this is the build up were the characters are all like "whoaaaa we got a loving tank on our side no way are we going to lose!" And then the big bad guy casually rips the turret off.

Space Cadet Omoly
Jan 15, 2014

~Groovy~


"Not exactly normal"? Is Parley on magical steroids?

Tuxedo Ted
Apr 24, 2007

*Single bound*

Xerol
Jan 13, 2007


Space Cadet Omoly posted:

"Not exactly normal"? Is Parley on magical steroids?

Etheric enhancement supplements.

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021

Tuxedo Ted posted:

*Single bound*

She can *bip* why does she need to bound??

Tollymain
Jul 9, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
tactical flexibility. also if she doesn't learn it's gonna be kind of hard to teach the next protector

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

It's not the bounding that she's showing off, it's the magic net.

Dr Subterfuge
Aug 31, 2005

TIME TO ROC N' ROLL

SynthOrange posted:

It's not the bounding that she's showing off, it's the magic net.

Yeah any old schlub could make that jump

Regy Rusty
Apr 26, 2010

I could do it, if I wanted to.

Beepity Boop
Nov 21, 2012

yay

My uncle who works for Nintendo did that the other day and it was totally wicked but you weren't there.

GENUINE CAT HERDER
Jan 2, 2004


Wedge Regret

Podima posted:

Oh good Smitty didn't gently caress it up.

Smit's the ultimate Mr. Lucky. Things going badly for him would basically have been 'oh gee, that reunion was a little awkward but we'll talk about it later and everything will turn out just fine'.

Seriously, given that he can basically bend probability with the ether or whatever he does it will take a major plot McGuffin to put him in too bad of a place.


Edit: not that this comic has any of those...

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

pik_d posted:

She can *bip* why does she need to bound??
:spergin: Well if her teleportation conserves momentum then I could see a few applications for that.

Fender Anarchist
May 20, 2009

Fender Anarchist

Splicer posted:

:spergin: Well if her teleportation conserves momentum then I could see a few applications for that.

Speedy thing bips in, speedy thing bips out?

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Oh I guess her bips means she can skip the zwee fighting lesson

Kikas
Oct 30, 2012
Well the gap closes more, between Parley getting buff and Robot having a biological arm. I bet she could now beat him ez.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_iqM6iy7sY

Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!

Kikas posted:

Well the gap closes more, between Parley getting buff and Robot having a biological arm. I bet she could now beat him ez.

It wasn't about strength before, it was about speed, and she did beat him ez.

Now if it turns out her reflexes have improved to the point she can win without the bamf-and-bop then that'll be a hell of a thing. I don't think Eglamore's ever demonstrated superhuman reflexes though, so it's probably not part of the package.

Iceclaw
Nov 4, 2009

Fa la lanky down dilly, motherfuckers.
Less reflexes than the fact she use a longsword and Robot used a fencing foil. One is so much lighter than the other ot's not even funny.

Beepity Boop
Nov 21, 2012

yay

You can put some serious leverage on the longsword and make it be fast, though.

Iceclaw
Nov 4, 2009

Fa la lanky down dilly, motherfuckers.
Oh, I do know quite well. Even though it's still hard to match how fast you can be with some of the lighter XVIII° century swords. Those things barely weight anything and handle like a dream.

Crimson Harvest
Jul 14, 2004

I'm a GENERAL, not some opera floozy!
That's quite a :I face you got on there, Smitty.

Mazerunner
Apr 22, 2010

Good Hunter, what... what is this post?
That one ward looks like it's a flexing stickman thinking real hard about something

OR

it's a radio-tower ward that guarantees she always gets five bars no matter what

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

Crimson Harvest posted:

That's quite a :I face you got on there, Smitty.
Needs a font with serif for this emote to work. :I

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
So that's a yes to magic ste-runes.

Smitty's all "Hmm yes runes I'm looking at your runes hmm yes of course".

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021

Cat Mattress posted:

Needs a font with serif for this emote to work. :I
I think you both mean: :goleft:

Catgirl Al Capone
Dec 15, 2007

that's a very casual wall smash

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




Eh, the robots'll fix it. Or the seed bismuth or something.

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

Smitty coquettishly pulls his shirt down around his shoulders to display his sweet dragon lion transfer tattoo

Donkringel
Apr 22, 2008
Ok Eglamore just go ahead and start tattooing students.

BobTheJanitor
Jun 28, 2003

Eglamore's secret training regimen is really just getting arrested and then getting buff and tatted up in prison.

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Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Donkringel posted:

Ok Eglamore just go ahead and start tattooing students.

Try not to undress the students, James.

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