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I'm a subject matter expert about turning things off and on again AMA butt edit: never turned a girl back on after turning her off sooooooo don't ask me 'bout that stuff
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Jun 15, 2016 01:26
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MurderBot posted:I'm a subject matter expert about sticking tubes in people's orifices AMA never did a DRE? for shame
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Jun 15, 2016 01:35
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Ok I know what an ATM is but what's a DRE?
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Jun 15, 2016 01:42
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LingcodKilla posted:Ok I know what an ATM is but what's a DRE? Digital rectal exam. I'm the SME on butt stuff.
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Jun 15, 2016 02:06
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Disimpacted a few bowels which I suppose is the same thing. I got paid to do it so you know not ashamed
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Jun 15, 2016 02:09
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MurderBot posted:Disimpacted a few bowels which I suppose is the same thing. Whore should feel shame
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Jun 15, 2016 02:24
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Kawasaki Nun posted:Whore should feel shame Gotta put beer on the table somehow
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Jun 15, 2016 02:33
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MurderBot posted:Disimpacted a few bowels which I suppose is the same thing. So is it like a shotgun once you clear the obstruction?
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Jun 15, 2016 02:37
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Nah usually you dislodge a lot of what is causing the block and then use an enema. Then gravity does the rest and most people can make it to a bedside commode or e.r bathroom. I assisted one of my fellow co nurses with an autistic older adult who ate a ridiculous amount of cheese and peanut butter and after she administered the enema the dude buckshot shotgun poo poo all over her. I laughed she didn't
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Jun 15, 2016 02:41
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waitwaitwait, define 'ridiculous amount' of cheese and peanut butter.
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Jun 15, 2016 03:32
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Like an entire brick of velveta cheese and a package of string cheese and a jar of peanut butter over 2 days?
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Jun 15, 2016 03:41
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MurderBot posted:Like an entire brick of velveta cheese and a package of string cheese and a jar of peanut butter over 2 days? Which forum did he moderate? D&D?
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Jun 15, 2016 03:52
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He lived in an adult assisted living due to severe developmental delays. Pretty sure he would have eaten the core rulebook and D20 dice
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Jun 15, 2016 03:57
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MurderBot posted:Like an entire brick of velveta cheese and a package of string cheese and a jar of peanut butter over 2 days? Don't act like you've never monstered a whole jar in a couple days like a fatass.
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Jun 15, 2016 03:59
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Diarrhea Elemental posted:Don't act like you've never monstered a whole jar in a couple days like a fatass. Right? This guy knows what's up. Except more the brick of cheese than the peanut butter.
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Jun 15, 2016 04:03
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just lol if you can't destroy an entire block of cheese in one go and still poo poo like a normal human being.
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Jun 15, 2016 04:09
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His g.i system was also a bit "slow" I suppose
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Jun 15, 2016 04:17
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MurderBot posted:
Title of my new book
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Jun 15, 2016 05:19
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ButtDoktor posted:Digital rectal exam. I'm the SME on butt stuff. I'm never going to be able to listen to The Chronic again.
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Jun 15, 2016 05:21
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MurderBot posted:
Did any get in your mouth
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Jun 15, 2016 13:00
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ButtDoktor posted:Digital rectal exam. I'm the SME on butt stuff. basically finger up the butt. happened whenever someone came in with heatstroke/dehydration in iraq
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Jun 15, 2016 13:42
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LingcodKilla posted:Ok I know what an ATM is but what's a DRE? This motherfucker right here forgot.
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Jun 15, 2016 14:39
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So implied consent means you can do stuff to me if I'm passed out and can't ask me, but if it's not medically related it's sexual assault. What's the difference? Cause I touch my wife's butt when she is sleeping.
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Jun 15, 2016 17:25
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Soulex posted:So implied consent means you can do stuff to me if I'm passed out and can't ask me, but if it's not medically related it's sexual assault. What's the difference? Cause I touch my wife's butt when she is sleeping. Pretty much, it has to meet some form of medical necessity and be within the bounds of standard practice based on the persons condition. So if you fall the gently caress out of a hike and you're near death I can strip you naked, throw a rectal thermometer in your rear end, cover you in ice, stick tubes wherever I need to and keep you alive. But if you're a hot as gently caress chick that passes out in a grocery store, there would be foul play if I got you naked as hell and started doing pelvic examinations and butt stuff to you, breast exams and whatnot because you were drunk or whatever. Nice and hot piss fucked around with this message at 17:45 on Jun 15, 2016 |
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Jun 15, 2016 17:41
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I suppose it's a reasonable conclusion to assume someone wants to keep living.
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Jun 15, 2016 18:56
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Can someone explain that to the VA?
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Jun 15, 2016 19:29
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Godholio posted:Can someone explain that to the VA? Their automated phone tree message system always just dumps me to a dialtone. I'll pass it along at the first opportunity though
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Jun 15, 2016 19:36
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I have cleared CIF in one run. Hail Satan.
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Jun 15, 2016 20:44
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TheAlphaChaser posted:I have cleared CIF in one run. Hail Satan. You should make sure there's none left on your chin.
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Jun 15, 2016 20:55
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TheAlphaChaser posted:Hail Satan.
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Jun 15, 2016 20:56
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Beach Bum posted:I suppose it's a reasonable conclusion to assume someone wants to keep living. Yep. the law's kinda odd in that situation, so if you're having a tough time breathing and I'm like "bro u need to go to the hospital" but you are steadfast and refuse all care, but are of right sound and mind I cannot physically give you medical treatment. But thanks to implied consent, once you have an altered level of consciousness I am now capable of making all decisions for you unless you have legal documentation *DNR* that you don't want to be saved, regardless if you said that you didn't want help 30 seconds ago.
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Jun 15, 2016 21:19
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Is that only for trained/certified medical personnel or for anyone?
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Jun 15, 2016 22:22
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hogmartin posted:Is that only for trained/certified medical personnel or for anyone? Good samaritan laws protect individuals for helping those in need, so doing CPR or pulling someone out of the middle of the road and doing basic life support will cover you. Basic layman type medical poo poo. Going macguyver and making a chest tube out of a pen, a knife and some bubble gum will probably get you sued most likely.
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Jun 15, 2016 22:28
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MurderBot posted:Good samaritan laws protect individuals for helping those in need, so doing CPR or pulling someone out of the middle of the road and doing basic life support will cover you. Basic layman type medical poo poo. Meh, its been hit or miss depending on the state.
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Jun 15, 2016 22:44
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MurderBot posted:Going macguyver and making a chest tube out of a pen, a knife and some bubble gum will probably get you sued most likely. A friend was at a lake once and some guy was "helping" an old lady that was unconscious or something and decided she needed a tracheotomy, so he was running around asking everyone for a pen to do it with. Not sure how it all turned out but I think I can make a pretty good guess.
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Jun 16, 2016 00:23
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was your buddy a medic or just some guy with a CLS course?
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In middle school there was a substitute teacher who was either a ww2 or korean war vet. All he did was tell war stories when he subbed. One story I remember is he had just had a cpr class and was bored so they found a drunk guy in the ditch and decided to practice on him and ended up breaking the guys ribs
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Jun 16, 2016 01:07
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I've been told that's common anyways during CPR, especially with older people?
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lightpole posted:I've been told that's common anyways during CPR, especially with older people? yeah but the guy didn't need it he was just drunk
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