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FCKGW posted:op your roomate wants a glory hole but is too shy to ask Please, PLEASE click through to the thread. It's a Good one. Namaste Edit: should've read to then end. Look at this good post as well thank you! Blind Rasputin posted:My roommate in college did this with our rented floor of this college house. He built a secret room in his bedroom that housed sodium lamps and he grew weed. It always worried me because I was a good student and didn't do drugs. But he failed to realize the implications of a small window he left as part of his walled off weed growing room (he would leave it open for ventilation and we were on a ground floor) and one day a raccoon or something got in there and ate all of his plants. Stay Safe Cash Crab Ghost value-brand cereal has a new favorite as of 20:30 on Jun 14, 2016 |
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Wedemeyer posted:Please, PLEASE click through to the thread. It's a Good one. Namaste So this is basically Groverhaus: Student Apartment Edition? codenameFANGIO posted:Forceholy, tear down this wall.
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Context: Somalian man tries to shoot up a Texas Walmart.slinky triscuits posted:Dude was an employee who got passed over for a promotion and got mad about it. He left the store, got a gun, came back and fired one round into the ceiling before grabbing the girl who got "his" promotion and the store manager and locking them all in the manager's office. Yup he was Somali but that doesn't mean much, lots of them were relocated here. Vacation Tenzin posted:"Look at me. I am the Produce Manager now."
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I was never quite sure what to think of Enhydra lutris but I think these posts in the weed-growing thread have won me over.Enhydra lutris posted:Cannabis no longer has a Qualitative Effect on me; I am using a Blend of Precise 50:50 Ratio (Half) Nimbin Red Rocket and Astrobella; I must perforate the Tolerance Ceiling; and explore a different Nectar; my Body is resistant to Altered States; which Species has the strongest Nectar (once distilled)? The Kangaroos eat my Saplings; they are a Pest Enhydra lutris posted:A Farm is necessary; the Cannabis Farmer lives Two Hundred and Twenty Kilometres (220) to the South East; in addition He Is A Prick; he has a Shanty in which his Children live; with the Dogs; Chickens; Turkey (?); he has a Southern Cross Flag in lieu of a screen door; the Property has a Smell of Rendered Fat and Petroleum. I can grow Cannabis In Peace; I control the Smell of my Property; I have a screen door. My Saplings are in a Surreptitious Bed; I purchased a Rusted Car Shell for Eighty Seven (87) Dollars; Pick Up Only; plus Reptile Aquarium (surplus to Needs); I severed the Roof with a Hand Saw; it is permeable to Light. I planted Six (6) Seeds; Four (4) developed into Seedlings; the Kangaroos (Macropus giganteus) ate them. My Question: does Tetrahydrocannibol remain psycho active following Digestion? Enhydra lutris posted:Why Am I Not Able To Attain Heights as previous
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Terrible Robot posted:I was never quite sure what to think of Enhydra lutris but I think these posts in the weed-growing thread have won me over. he's a forums treasure
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funny posts!? about kangaroos!? user loses posting privileges for three days
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he is the best poster on this or any forum
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Terrible Robot posted:I was never quite sure what to think of Enhydra lutris but I think these posts in the weed-growing thread have won me over. I'm not sure why he's in that thread. It hardly like he needs mind altering substances to get high.
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:funny posts!? about kangaroos!? drat
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quote:I planted Six (6) Seeds; Four (4) developed into Seedlings; the Kangaroos (Macropus giganteus) ate them. My Question: does Tetrahydrocannibol remain psycho active following Digestion?
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Sham bam bamina! posted:He's not... he's not seriously considering... That's some good poo poo
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Enhydra lutris posted:I was bitten by a Chesapeake Bay Retriever; the Dog removed the Sandwich that I was eating (Sausage and Tomato Sauce) from my Plate while I was momentarily distracted by a Lemon Yellow Car; I attempted to retrieve the Sandwich; the Dog emitted a Coarse Huff and bit my Hand; however I did not suffer significant Tissue Damage; and did not retaliate legally or physically. The Dog remains alive; I saw it upon visiting the Town recently; it seems healthy (Lustrous Pelt; Unimpeded Movement; Slim Physique) and Non Aggressive toward passers by. this man must be stopped
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:funny posts!? about kangaroos!? Wtf
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A new God of War game is coming out.Rinkles posted:Interesting that his son is central to the gameplay throughout, so much so that there's a button dedicated to interacting with him ethanol posted:press f to pay allowance acksplode posted:Press the Son button to deploy your Son. This will deplete your Sons by 1, but Sons automatically regenerate over time. NESguerilla posted:Oh poo poo! I accidentally hit the son button during the sex minigame! Press Select to back out, quick! Oh no that's the share button now nooooo
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Democratic Pirate posted:That kid is staring straight into a dragon butthole. Rad Lieutenant posted:some secrets are too big to keep
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Oakes Fegley
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Sham bam bamina! posted:He's not... he's not seriously considering... People drink coffee that's been through a civet cat.
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Jedit posted:People drink coffee that's been through a civet cat. I never fully digest peanuts. Wonder if I could sell foodies my organic artisan peanut butter.
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A GLISTENING HODOR posted:I never fully digest peanuts. Wonder if I could sell foodies my organic artisan peanut butter. panning for gold in San Francisco makes a comeback
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Christmas Present posted:panning for gold in San Francisco makes a comeback
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Neddy Seagoon posted:So some guy's job somewhere is to just jam his dick into those on a production line every day for authenticity? Dick Trauma posted:It's a living.
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Hollismason posted:As someone who formerly worked in EMS I can assure you that it is really common to get a shampoo bottle stuck in your rectum. To avoid this common accident this is why I exclusively only use square shaped shampoo bottles in the shower or I will dump the shampoo out and place it in a zip lock bag.
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GameCube posted:fyi if you really want to know what the most humane way to euthanize an animal is, here u go
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Enhydra lutris posted:Hodor's Penis as presented in the Television Show is not exceptionally large; it is much smaller than a Horse Penis; Stallions have Penises of exceptional length; the longest Stallion Penis that I have measured was Eight Hundred and Thirty Millimetres (830mm) long when fully erect; belonging to a mature Australian Draught Horse (a large breed). mods name and shame whoever reports this otter
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Cobweb Heart posted:Peppers are the ultimate natural medicine. Snapchat A Titty posted:wow ive never seen a twitter screenshot from an atari 800
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In the thread about that baby that got eaten by an alligator in Florida:social vegan posted:weird, usually the death roll happens unsupervised in the crib Bob James posted:The gator went to Disney World to discover the little kid inside him. There are a ton more great posts in there, go check it out!
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sebzilla posted:Knowing me, No-ing EU.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Just put a Cradle of Filth album on repeat until the skull admits defeat and moves on.
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another gooder from that page LSD CURES JUNKIES posted:Here's something I find unnerving: Jedit posted:A word of wisdom for that guy - using your twin to provide an alibi for your crimes does not work in all situations.
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You missed the follow-up just over the page:Gravitas Shortfall posted:Plot twist, they're actually triplets
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Someone recently tagged me in a buzzfeed post where they put Partridge quotes over EU Referendum photos and it's wonderful https://www.buzzfeed.com/robinedds/knowing-me-knowing-eu
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(in response to a goon falling victim to the Hat Rule)poop dood posted:This is the type of dude who hits on a girl in his Intro to Psychology class, begs to eat her pussy on Facebook Messenger, then calls her a whore for not responding within twenty minutes.
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EmmyOk posted:Someone recently tagged me in a buzzfeed post where they put Partridge quotes over EU Referendum photos and it's wonderful no
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EmmyOk posted:Someone recently tagged me in a buzzfeed post where they put Partridge quotes over EU Referendum photos and it's wonderful this is bad and pathetic you trying to plug yourself in the quotes thread LMAO
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Still my favorite Smythe quote (from an awful thread called "help me date a hot nerd.................................."):Smythe posted:alright OP ive been steering clear of this loving wasteland of a thread but im gonna drop some pearls in here and no their not poo poo their not pearls no bitch theyre loving frozen god cum so get ready Sham bam bamina! has a new favorite as of 22:52 on Jun 16, 2016 |
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Rap Music and Dope posted:this is bad and pathetic you trying to plug yourself in the quotes thread LMAO 100%
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