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Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

ratbert90 posted:

Their more than likely a provided uniform. And I tend to agree; there's no good reason why females wear those outfits and men don't.

Okay, that changes things for me. I figured it was just more anger at women's clothing choices, not sexually-provocative clothing being provided without choice. That's definitely iffy.

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old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!

Geokinesis posted:

Labour mp Jo Cox has been shot and stabbed and is now in critical condition in hospital. There are eyewitness reports of the attacker shouting Britain First (a far right organisation) during the attack.




I can't figure out the first comment. What the heck is a muslim ramadan attack? lol

Pead
May 31, 2001
Nap Ghost

mng posted:

I can't figure out the first comment. What the heck is a muslim ramadan attack? lol

ISIS has set out a call for more attacks to happen during ramadan.

Buzkashi
Feb 4, 2003
College Slice

mng posted:

I can't figure out the first comment. What the heck is a muslim ramadan attack? lol

When you're so hungry from fasting that people around you start to look like giant burgers like life is a cartoon taking place on a desert island

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!

Pead posted:

ISIS has set out a call for more attacks to happen during ramadan.

Huh, had to look that one up, thanks.

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

Pead posted:

ISIS has set out a call for more attacks to happen during ramadan.

Murder during Ramadan, incidentally, is literally the most un-Muslim thing you can do.

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

Come on, in a real shooting situation you wouldn't be able to get your plane out of your blouse in time to do any good :rolleyes:

I just wanna preserve this spelling error in case you edit it because it's funny and I like dumb poo poo.

Warmachine
Jan 30, 2012



GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

Come on, in a real shooting situation you wouldn't be able to get your plane out of your blouse in time to do any good :rolleyes:

That's why I support open piloting, and always having your plane in a holding pattern. Just in case.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?

Ok Fella posted:

I just wanna preserve this spelling error in case you edit it because it's funny and I like dumb poo poo.

Are you missing :thejoke: or am I missing the spelling error? :confused:

Also I like to think that the dude that shot the English mp is now super mad at the fact that he wanted to be a martyr for his dumb belief but it got hijacked to be all about Muslims and govt conspiracies.

"oh come on guys, I even yelled Britain first, blimey this is unbelievable "

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
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Fathis Munk posted:

Are you missing :thejoke: or am I missing the spelling error? :confused:

Also I like to think that the dude that shot the English mp is now super mad at the fact that he wanted to be a martyr for his dumb belief but it got hijacked to be all about Muslims and govt conspiracies.

"oh come on guys, I even yelled Britain first, blimey this is unbelievable "

It's super funny that the same ethos which attract attempts at martyrdom also disavow martyrs.

Madkal
Feb 11, 2008

Fallen Rib

Blind Pineapple posted:

Noun Verb 9/11



Because after 9/11 no restrictions were implemented on flying.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Madkal posted:

Because after 9/11 no restrictions were implemented on flying.

I don't think anyone should really point to the changes made after 9/11 as an example of a good response.

MAKE NO BABBYS
Jan 28, 2010

ratbert90 posted:

Their more than likely a provided uniform. And I tend to agree; there's no good reason why females wear those outfits and men don't.

Who loving cares? Dude is still creeping on underage girls and sexually harassing them because of THEIR CLOTHING. Ew.

Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.

MAKE NO BABBYS posted:

Who loving cares? Dude is still creeping on underage girls and sexually harassing them because of THEIR CLOTHING. Ew.

Yea I guess it's already forgotten that the dude is creeping on underage girls, then going "Well maybe if you didn't dress so slutty" for a loving sports event.

Murphys Law
Nov 1, 2005

Warmachine posted:

That's why I support open piloting, and always having your plane in a holding pattern. Just in case.

Oh, come on! I can think of at least three good guy with a plane scenarios that ended with the good guy strafing the victim or an innocent bystander. And how will the police know which plane to shoot down once they arrive?

Poor Miserable Gurgi
Dec 29, 2006

He's a wisecracker!

MAKE NO BABBYS posted:

Who loving cares? Dude is still creeping on underage girls and sexually harassing them because of THEIR CLOTHING. Ew.

Both things are wrong. Female athletes historically being treated like poo poo and sexualized just for a chance to compete doesn't excuse him being a creepy rear end in a top hat.

GOTTA STAY FAI
Mar 24, 2005

~no glitter in the gutter~
~no twilight galaxy~
College Slice

Murphys Law posted:

And how will the police know which plane to shoot down once they arrive?

The black one flying away from them

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
What do you expect? They were serving iced tea and Skittles.

EvilGenius
May 2, 2006
Death to the Black Eyed Peas

Blind Pineapple posted:

Noun Verb 9/11



For this analogy to work, the authorities would have to have done virtually nothing about airport security after 9/11, citing our constitutional right to take boxcutters on airplanes, and a 9/11 would have happened every few weeks since.

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Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?

I tried using the same excuse when I had chlamydia and it didn't fly.

KiteAuraan
Aug 5, 2014

JER GEDDA FERDA RADDA ARA!


Ularg posted:

You-Know-Who on my friends list has been working non-stop to fill my feed with garbage.



If only there was just a single guy with a gun at this gun-free nightclub. :allears: (I wish I had a list of how many "good guys with guns" were at each shooting, but I really don't need to get any more depressed today)

Last time I went to Cabela's they had a station at the front to check firearms in and metal detectors at the front.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

:byodood: I've had an infected toenail for years! But I let my dog lick it; that's good, huh?

:eng101: Dog mouths are full of bacteria, though.

:byodood: Nothing seems to help heal my infection! But it feels nice when my dog licks it.

:eng101: :smithicide:

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Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer

AlbieQuirky posted:

:byodood: I've had an infected toenail for years! But I let my dog lick it; that's good, huh?

:eng101: Dog mouths are full of bacteria, though.

:byodood: Nothing seems to help heal my infection! But it feels nice when my dog licks it.

:eng101: :smithicide:

Saliva is actually good for wounds. You know what's better? Antibiotics. But kudos to him for working with what he's got.

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
Or he could save even more time and stick his foot up the dog's rear end.

HOT! New Memes
May 31, 2006




The dogs licking it because it smells the rotting flesh

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
Your dog thinks you're a zombie.

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.
My mom shared this thing unironically:


Notice how it says "attackerS"? If you read the article linked, you'll see that it took 10 men in a crowded train station to kill about half as many people 1 guy with an AR-15 in a night club. Talk about false equivalence.

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

Americans can you deal with your smug loving gun rights tossers literally gloating about a pretty decent British MP getting shot? Like throw them all in death camps or something, the rest of the world won't give a poo poo.

Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.

Baron Corbyn posted:

Americans can you deal with your smug loving gun rights tossers literally gloating about a pretty decent British MP getting shot? Like throw them all in death camps or something, the rest of the world won't give a poo poo.

We've been trying for over a decade and they just don't care. If it furthers their goals they'll celebrate any massacre if they can say "See, THEY banned guns! Look what happened!"

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

Ularg posted:

We've been trying for over a decade and they just don't care. If it furthers their goals they'll celebrate any massacre if they can say "See, THEY banned guns! Look what happened!"

I just sometimes wish Obama was the guy they think he is

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:

Baron Corbyn posted:

I just sometimes wish Obama was the guy they think he is

A lot of us do

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

zakharov posted:

A lot of us do

Yeah, sorry. I don't mean to be a dick, it must be infinitely worse having these tossers with a significant amount of influence in your politics. It's just when they start sticking their beaks into stuff over here and spouting their nonsense, it suddenly becomes a lot less laughing at how ridiculous America is and a lot more infuriating.

LordSaturn
Aug 12, 2007

sadly unfunny

Baron Corbyn posted:

Yeah, sorry. I don't mean to be a dick, it must be infinitely worse having these tossers with a significant amount of influence in your politics. It's just when they start sticking their beaks into stuff over here and spouting their nonsense, it suddenly becomes a lot less laughing at how ridiculous America is and a lot more infuriating.

we just turn the other way so we can look down our noses at AusPol

we know our place

Darkhold
Feb 19, 2011

No Heart❤️
No Soul👻
No Service🙅
Incoming toenail story.

In my teens I developed horrible ingrown toenails on both my big toes. I tried everything (well except for dog slobber I guess). Cut them out myself, several doctors give me various things to try that didn't do anything, had another doctor tear them out with pliers after injecting my toe about 20 times with painkiller that didn't work.

You know what did work? Going to an actual podiatrist who after two injections made two small cuts on the side and then killed the growth plate with a mild acid. Now I have normalish looking toenails and not in pain with every step I take.

Damnit people go to specialists for these things. They shockingly fix the problem unlike DIY dog spit.

Before anyone asks the reason I was only going to general practitioners was because I was living in a small town at the time and we didn't have a podiatrist without travelling about 100 miles. It was so worth it I wish I would have earlier.

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




Darkhold posted:

Incoming toenail story.

In my teens I developed horrible ingrown toenails on both my big toes. I tried everything (well except for dog slobber I guess). Cut them out myself, several doctors give me various things to try that didn't do anything, had another doctor tear them out with pliers after injecting my toe about 20 times with painkiller that didn't work.

You know what did work? Going to an actual podiatrist who after two injections made two small cuts on the side and then killed the growth plate with a mild acid. Now I have normalish looking toenails and not in pain with every step I take.

Damnit people go to specialists for these things. They shockingly fix the problem unlike DIY dog spit.

Before anyone asks the reason I was only going to general practitioners was because I was living in a small town at the time and we didn't have a podiatrist without travelling about 100 miles. It was so worth it I wish I would have earlier.

Some where, someone would pay money to hear this story while you show your feet to them.

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!

Admiral Joeslop posted:

Some where, someone would pay money to hear jerk off to this story while you show your feet to them.

Rondette
Nov 4, 2009

Your friendly neighbourhood Postie.



Grimey Drawer

MAKE NO BABBYS posted:

Who loving cares? Dude is still creeping on underage girls and sexually harassing them because of THEIR CLOTHING. Ew.

Bit more background-

The picture is 12 years old, the athlete in question is now 28 and isn't offended by his post. He also claims he didn't realise she was 16 in this particular picture. Tbh I am more surprised that he likes women, I always assumed he batted for the other team.

https://imgur.com/vrC2TqB

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Senf
Nov 12, 2006



This one is showing up again. I can't even

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Elblanco
May 26, 2008
well of course it's a heart problem, why would there be a problem with objects that are made specifically for killing?

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