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Snapchat A Titty posted:Dude aint have any teeth. What are Carolina "Reepers"? though? Whatever red stuff he ground down? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carolina_Reaper
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Oh, goddamned literally pepper fruit. "Carolina Reaper" I feel bad for that dude tbh. (thx penguin you answered just before I typed this out I guess)
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Jun 16, 2016 02:54
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Ah yes, “Reapers”. 
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Jun 16, 2016 02:57
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Re dudes eating chilis: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zhym9oUSGU&t=233s Guy on the right is a guy really into weird peppers called Chili Klaus. Guy on the left is a kid's TV host. They're actually biting into a Carolina Reaper. NB: There's subs on if you turn on the CC for those who dont speak danish (the eating of the pepper is at around 4 mins) Carthag Tuek has a new favorite as of 03:05 on Jun 16, 2016 |
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Jun 16, 2016 02:59
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Snapchat A Titty posted:Re dudes eating chilis: From a firsthand experience, it definitely feels like when you eat something super spicy that a high seems to come along with the pain. One time I accidentally cured a hangover with a dried pepper someone told me was a cherry.
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Jun 16, 2016 03:21
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:From a firsthand experience, it definitely feels like when you eat something super spicy that a high seems to come along with the pain. I once saw a crusty old farmer do this to a customer at the farmer's market. Not sure if he was trying to cure the dude's hangover or just being an rear end in a top hat. If that dude was you, you can jump pretty high
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Jun 16, 2016 03:27
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Crow Jane posted:I once saw a crusty old farmer do this to a customer at the farmer's market. Not sure if he was trying to cure the dude's hangover or just being an rear end in a top hat. Peppers are the ultimate natural medicine.  I hope one day to be a extreme pepper head world Legend.
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Jun 16, 2016 03:30
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Cobweb Heart posted:Peppers are the ultimate natural medicine. wow ive never seen a twitter screenshot from an atari 800
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Jun 16, 2016 03:31
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:From a firsthand experience, it definitely feels like when you eat something super spicy that a high seems to come along with the pain. abso loving lutely. hot peppers and beer so you're buzzing and it numbs the sharpness a little while still lighting all them dopamines and poo poo
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Jun 16, 2016 03:37
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Crow Jane posted:I once saw a crusty old farmer do this to a customer at the farmer's market. Not sure if he was trying to cure the dude's hangover or just being an rear end in a top hat. Not me, unfortunately. My experience was provided by a good-natured Nepali friend (who has a heat tolerance unlike anything I've ever seen)
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Jun 16, 2016 03:40
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Snapchat A Titty posted:Dude aint have any teeth. What are Carolina "Reepers"? though? Whatever red stuff he ground down? That is Russell Hawkins, oldest grandson of music legend Ronnie Hawkins, and he is 39 years old. The Carolina Reaper is a very, very hot pepper.
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Jun 16, 2016 04:04
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Snapchat A Titty posted:Re dudes eating chilis: Here's Klaus eating another reaper. So hot it causes involuntary snapping. https://youtu.be/9k-SBpElcWA
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Jun 16, 2016 04:36
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Centripetal Horse posted:That is Russell Hawkins, oldest grandson of music legend Ronnie Hawkins, and he is 39 years old. The Carolina Reaper is a very, very hot pepper. Why does he look like a 60 year old who's had a bunch of strokes?
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Jun 16, 2016 04:51
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cyberia posted:Why does he look like a 60 year old who's had a bunch of strokes? I would guess because he does poo poo like vapes carolina reapers, but that's just a hunch.
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Jun 16, 2016 06:52
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Good Soldier Svejk posted:From a firsthand experience, it definitely feels like when you eat something super spicy that a high seems to come along with the pain. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZQ9NYzbxno Andrew WK posted:The endorphin rush is unbelievable.
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Jun 16, 2016 08:11
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Once at my office somebody brought in a bar of Instant Regret chilli chocolate (6.4m SHU) : and of course all the guys in the office wanted to show how tough they were and tried a chunk. Quite a few of them had to go and lie down/puke afterwards.  (If you're ever offered some, start with about a quarter of a chunk, even you really like chilli.)
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Jun 16, 2016 09:26
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Stoatbringer posted:Once at my office somebody brought in a bar of Instant Regret chilli chocolate (6.4m SHU) : When I was a kid I would have done it since I ate things absurdly spicy, but as an adult I prefer to actually taste things that I'm eating so I tone it down. OTOH, I am growing habaneros in my garden this year. The schadenfreude will be me when I brush up against one while picking a tomato and then rub my eyes twenty minutes later.
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Jun 16, 2016 12:29
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Jesus. Why not just huff pepper spray and be done with it? Go all in.
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Jun 16, 2016 13:25
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I have Reapers in my garden this year because I am an idiot. I should have a video of my own freude in about 90 days.
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Jun 16, 2016 14:43
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TKIY posted:I have Reapers in my garden this year because I am an idiot. I should have a video of my own freude in about 90 days. / 
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Jun 16, 2016 15:13
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In high school, a friend and i ate some hot pepper on a dare that some kid's dad had grown in Alabama (i was a dumb kid). 45 minutes later, outside, a mosquito flew into my friend's eye and he instinctively swatted at it. He hadn't washed the pepper off his hands. I felt like there was a blowtorch in my stomach and throat, and was considering death to be a favorable alternative. I can't imagine how his eye felt.
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Jun 16, 2016 15:24
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Six-Of-Hearts posted:In high school, a friend and i ate some hot pepper on a dare that some kid's dad had grown in Alabama (i was a dumb kid). 45 minutes later, outside, a mosquito flew into my friend's eye and he instinctively swatted at it. He hadn't washed the pepper off his hands. I once rubbed my eye after eating soup with Daves insanity sauce in it.  The feeling was.... not pleasant. I was seriously looking at the soup spoon as a good way to claw my eye out to stop the burning.
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Jun 16, 2016 16:27
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Dicing jalapenos and immediately holding my dick to take a piss is a mistake I've made exactly once.
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Jun 16, 2016 16:39
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This is completely tmi, but here goes: A few years ago my bf and I were messing around a bit while waiting for dinner to finish up. Dinner that night involved serranos and habaneros, and though he'd washed his hands after cutting them, I guess he didn't do it well enough, because after about two minutes of hand stuff it felt like my entire vaginal area was on fire, and not in a good way. I spent the rest of the night with an ice pack between my legs, and it took a couple days for things to feel normal again. Not recommended.
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Jun 16, 2016 16:40
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Getting a box of cheap disposable gloves for cutting hot peppers is a real good investment, folks.
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Jun 16, 2016 16:47
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Tater Love 
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Now I want to put habanero flavored condoms on amazon
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Jun 16, 2016 16:48
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CharlieWhiskey posted:Dicing jalapenos and immediately holding my dick to take a piss is a mistake I've made exactly once. Crow Jane posted:Not recommended. I was about to say y'all's worst fears are about the eyes but holy mackerel I'd hate to be out tending to the garden when my junk started to itch
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Jun 16, 2016 16:51
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sorry https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNS7zzIzX-E
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:I was about to say y'all's worst fears are about the eyes but holy mackerel I'd hate to be out tending to the garden when my junk started to itch Not gonna ask why you're masturbating over your habanero garden.
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zakharov posted:Getting a box of cheap disposable gloves for cutting hot peppers is a real good investment, folks. This. I make sure I have a 50ct box of something like 5 to 7mil nitrile* around the house for all kinds of things including pepper stuff. 10 bucks at Harbor Freight. I'm sure there's a ton on Amazon. *if latex allergies are a concern Don't store in drawers/cabinets near your stove or outside in a hot garage. Prolonged exposure to heat causes them to go brittle pretty quickly. Broom/Linen closet should be fine. There's tons of reasons to have them around. Car repairs, food prep, hair dying for all your goofy colors that need to be changed monthly. 
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CharlieWhiskey posted:Dicing jalapenos and immediately holding my dick to take a piss is a mistake I've made exactly once. So were you making chili in the toilet or peeing in the kitchen sink?
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Jun 16, 2016 18:17
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Pope Corky the IX posted:So were you making chili in the toilet or peeing in the kitchen sink? I've somehow never had a problem with handling chilies with my bare hands and then hurting my dick and/or eyes with them 
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Jun 16, 2016 18:18
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Iron Crowned posted:I've somehow never had a problem with handling chilies with my bare hands and then hurting my dick and/or eyes with them So you were trying to hurt your dick after cutting peppers? You people in the kitchen must be loving confusing.
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Iron Crowned posted:I've somehow never had a problem with handling chilies with my bare hands and then hurting my dick and/or eyes with them You're not doing it right.
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Pope Corky the IX posted:So you were trying to hurt your dick after cutting peppers? Nah, why would I want to do that? I cook with jalapenos all the loving time, and I've never used gloves either.
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zakharov posted:Getting a box of cheap disposable gloves for cutting hot peppers is a real good investment, folks. Peppers have nothing on frogs/toads. Personal Schadenfreude story coming up: I went to pick up my 5 year old from daycare a few weeks back and they were all freaking out about some toad they saw hiding in their playground. I thought they were playing around but they were right. I found him in a little drilled out hole and he was really cool looking. Pretty large and all white. I dug him out and showed the kids and told them not to be scared, it's just a frog. The thing jumped out of my grasp a few times and the group of kids screamed and ran and all that, then wanted to see it again. All good fun. It was hilarious. About halfway home, I realized I must have rubbed my eyes or something at some point because I experienced this horrible burning, swelling, tears, stinging and redness in my eyes while driving home and, panicking, ran into a CVS to seek out a pharmacist. Turns out it was nothing but bacteria/frog juice/whatever they use for defense but for a while I was searching on my phone for "poisonous frogs and toads in Florida" and wondering if I was going to go blind. Joke was on me. Trying to teach kids not to be scared of a harmless frog I managed to make my own son even more terrified of them. To this day, he keeps asking me to tell the story about "The Time That Frog 'Bit' You". I didn't even get "frog powers" and get to become a superhero. I think any animal you encounter in Florida you should just assume it's evil and dangerous and leave it the gently caress alone. There's so much poo poo down here that fucks you up: jellyfish, spiders, (fire) ants, snakes, crabs, sharks...and apparently loving frogs...that's not even counting the serial killers and poo poo. drat. That was longer than I meant to make that story. TL/DR: Don't touch frogs in Florida.
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SpacePig posted:Florida seems like Australia in that it seems to be a bad idea to
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Pope Corky the IX posted:So were you making chili in the toilet or peeing in the kitchen sink? 
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