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shinmai

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llamas and alpacas are cute a f :3:


also camels, zebras and cows


and cattes and hamsters




and moths and sharks and magpies






and all animals. all animals are cute a f and I want to watch them forever and protect them and give them pats

shinmai fucked around with this message at 06:15 on Jun 16, 2016

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FluffieDuckie

as promised

this is one of my aunt's rescue llamas. photographed as i made a mad scramble not to be trampled by a herd of hungry llamas trying to get to the hay



i'm fine now. thanks for asking


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

shinmai

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so fluffy :)

shinmai

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when i was still making adult money, me and the wife were looking into getting a few Angora rabbits. My wife loves to knit and crochet, and also really likes to spin wool into yarn, so it would've been really nice to spin and dye her own yarn to knit with. They're also super cute little critters, and also fairly tameable.

3D Megadoodoo

I wonder if humans look as goofy to other animals as some animals look to humans. To investigate, I must become an alpaca or possibly a goat.





3D Megadoodoo

We have the technology.





3D Megadoodoo

shinmai posted:

when i was still making adult money

For a second I thought you meant you had a porn job :doh:





shinmai

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Jerry Cotton posted:

I wonder if humans look as goofy to other animals as some animals look to humans.




Jerry Cotton posted:

For a second I thought you meant you had a porn job :doh:

I wish. Pretty much everything would've been preferable to consumer electronics retail. Actually, one of the many reasons I got my hand tats was that they'd be a sort of "protection rune" against retail jobs :)


thanks Matoi Ryuko :love:

3D Megadoodoo

shinmai posted:



I wish. Pretty much everything would've been preferable to consumer electronics retail. Actually, one of the many reasons I got my hand tats was that they'd be a sort of "protection rune" against retail jobs :)

What is Bill Bailey doing there?

I know a lot of people think retail is the pits but I tell you what wholesale isn't any better. (Luckily I'm on the opposite side of sales but sometimes I have to fill in.)





3D Megadoodoo

all jobs suck





Scathach

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


FluffieDuckie posted:

6 hrs is the smallest

Also I have a picture I took of a llama I will show you when I get off the couch which might be tomorrow

As a spinner i definitely need to see this, you know, to verify the cuteness of its fluff

E i did not reload the page before posting. That is a very good llama



Scaly Haylie

http://youtubedoubler.com/hCx4

i'm very proud of this

Scaly Haylie

really though, every other week i see something and fervently hope THIS is the thing that finally undoes donald loving trump, and while his tonedeaf appeal to the LGBT community might be the worst blow to him yet, i worry that we're gonna end up with that horrible, horrible man in office.

FluffieDuckie

i just try to not turn on the tv

then people talk about it on my comedy forum and remind me


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

Scathach

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Our country has some bad people, but very often small, loud groups seem a lot larger than they are. There are many more good people that won't let someone that full of hate win.



Scathach

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


FluffieDuckie posted:

i just try to not turn on the tv

then people talk about it on my comedy forum and remind me

here's an alpaca in apology



Scaly Haylie

friendly reminder that Trump blew up the moon back in 2012

shinmai

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all "wool bearing" animals (someone native please tell me the right word for these) look so darling when they've been sheared :3:

Scathach

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


You know, you'd think i should know the word for that, but i don't. Weird.

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Android Blues

there are gosh darn ants in the ole kitchen. i live amongst a panoply of suffering

Android Blues

this place is a heap but the landlord was good at obfuscating that from me. a flashy character

shinmai

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Silver lining: time to get an anteater or a pangolin!

Android Blues

but then i'll need a wolf to eat the pangolin in my kitchen!

Android Blues

it's a rough morning generally. ah well, time to do my makeup and stare at my muesli filled with doleful ant thoughts

Scathach

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Android Blues posted:

it's a rough morning generally. ah well, time to do my makeup and stare at my muesli filled with doleful ant thoughts

Maybe you need a hug AND ant protection!

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3D Megadoodoo

could be worse. could be eels!





3D Megadoodoo

Welp, turns out it wasn't just the maintenance worker who was coming over. He stayed on the yard but the real estate manager of the company who owns the building along with two cronies came in and started photographing and measuring everything because they're compiling some sort of book.

They were absolutely fascinated when I showed them the fireplace that isn't there and the different flooring in the bedroom wardrobe. Oh and they loved my tiny little toilet which I haven't dusted in three years because it's too small for me and I never go in there.





Doctor Dogballs

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


Scathach posted:

Maybe you need a hug AND ant protection!



cute


Jerry Cotton posted:

they loved my tiny little toilet

lol

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3D Megadoodoo

FUUUU FUU and I forgot to tell the maintenance guy about the leaky faucet in the bathroom.





Renegret

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FluffieDuckie

ok guys i'm doing some administration and i'm trying to make sure that all the threads that have been featured on the front page get goldmined. some have fallen through the cracks. if anyone has these bookmarked or is the op or has an hour to dig through pages of threads please post links here

disclaimer: it's also possible they're in the goldmine and i just missed them

also disclaimer: these are likely not the actual thread titles


(1) crazy trick - if you don't sleep you won't die

(2) chill sergeant

(3) a more human goku

(4) dogs- a beginner's guide

(5) my dm is trying to kill me


that's the 5 i can't find. there are another 5 that are already in the goldmine. the byob goldmine is hilarious and if you have hours to kill you should go spend some time there


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

eonwe



https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3778159&pagenumber=1&perpage=40#post460452636 - crazy trick

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3775410 chill sergeant thread

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3773969&pagenumber=1&perpage=40#post459285415 - goku thread

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3755132&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1 - dogs

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3746632 - dm one maybe? looks like already goldmined

eonwe fucked around with this message at 17:43 on Jun 16, 2016

FluffieDuckie

you're a hard worker. now i know why i hired you

do you want to goldmine them? you have the power. it's under "move thread"


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

Sininu

Eonwe doesn't have moderator thingy beside their name. Are they a stealth mod?

eonwe



FluffieDuckie posted:

you're a hard worker. now i know why i hired you

do you want to goldmine them? you have the power. it's under "move thread"

ok! sent in requests to have them sent to byob goldmine

City of Glompton

another byob success story

tao of lmao

I made the front page?

eonwe



tao of lmao posted:

I made the front page?

:toot:

Absurd Alhazred

by Athanatos
I don't think I've ever made the front page. :smith:

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Sininu

Hello, why are you a stealth mod?

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