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Holo booty call just got holo shanked Edit: I don't give a poo poo about spoilers. poo poo be 20+ years old.
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Roylicious posted:I like me some hockey when the blood spatters on the ice. Worf murdered a kid playing soccer. It is a blood sport of honor in the future.
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Jun 17, 2016 00:21
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Ches Neckbeard posted:Worf murdered a kid playing soccer. It is a blood sport of honor in the future. Maybe that kid was just super dedicated to making his soccer dives convincing, like Sisko was to obscure baseball trivia.
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Jun 17, 2016 01:23
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:wesley got laid more than geordi Catfishing your mom with a novelty ghost candle doesn't count.
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Jun 17, 2016 01:35
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criscodisco posted:Hasn't it already been confirmed that the new Trek series is gonna take place in the JJ Trek timeline? I just hope we don't get a ton of stories about how secretly corrupt Starfleet is. I feel like between later TNG and DS9 we already got enough of those stories. So the new Trek Series is JJ Trek? That is so disappointing. Let's get real about Betty from Father Knows Best. You've got 3 Starfleet Officers that find it completely acceptable to leave you stranded on planet possessed by a over clingy space cloud that wants to shack up with space Methuselah. How long was that shuttle ride, 5 or 6 hours? When you rub 3 complete strangers that wrong in that short of a time you have it coming. Considering she's an ambassador, they did the Federation a solid. But you're right, there is a disturbing subtext though and that is if you 're an uptight, stressed out professional (woman) just do the world the favor and get yourself laid. Considering that Kirk gets laid every third episode and Spock once every seven years, that kind of just reinforces the message. And that is Gene Roddenberry's roadmap to utopia in a nutshell.
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Jun 17, 2016 01:45
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criscodisco posted:Catfishing your mom with a novelty ghost candle doesn't count. Ewww.
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Jun 17, 2016 01:46
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Automatic Slim posted:So the new Trek Series is JJ Trek? That is so disappointing. This is a good post and you should be proud of it. Also Betty was a real bitch on Father Knows Best too, so I might have been tempted to ditch her. She was only slightly better than the troll-faced little sister. It's all about dreamy Bud.
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Jun 17, 2016 03:27
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Lord of Pie posted:Maybe Geordi would have gotten space laid if his pickup line wasn't "so I just got through reading your personal logs, and..." Or 'You are taller than your hologram.'.
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Jun 17, 2016 03:30
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"well Holo-Leah liked my manscaping."
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Jun 17, 2016 03:31
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happyhippy posted:Or 'You are taller than your hologram.'. Hi I'm Geordie, can I scan you with my tri-corder to validate the job I did re-assmbling your birth canal and lower colon in my hologram partner version of you?"
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Jun 17, 2016 03:34
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"I like how the wide band spectral analysis of your face changes when you smile.'
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Jun 17, 2016 03:35
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"My VISOR shows me when you're lying, Leah"
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Jun 17, 2016 03:38
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My VISOR is picking up a lot more pussy juice Leah
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Jun 17, 2016 03:41
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My VISOR detects you have an Innie and and Outtie Leah.
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Jun 17, 2016 03:42
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Thank you for agreeing to go on a date with me Leah, I'll put the phaser away soon, don't worry, it's set to stun. Kind of like you stunned me. Ha Ha. Well at least the hologram I made of you. It didn't cry this much.
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Jun 17, 2016 03:45
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Leah my best friend is a robot. Do you understand me? A goddamn ROBOT
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Jun 17, 2016 03:48
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I don't necessarily disagree with putting it in JJ Trek. Alright, vulcans be hosed and I'm sure it'll be an annoying recurrence. But I feel no matter what they did, they'd still put in nonsensical revelations and discoveries about all the races they've established. Might as well do it in place where things were different and aren't cannon anymore. Alternate cannon or whatever. What matters is letting Meyer do whatever he wants.
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Jun 17, 2016 04:15
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Nothing important happened after the 20th century on earth. Hitler was still the baddest dude.
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Jun 17, 2016 04:16
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The General posted:
Good point, but even the best creatives lose their magic. I would've preferred setting In the future a few decades like TNG did. We'll see. Apparently Star Trek Online is canon so maybe that corner is too crowded.
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Jun 17, 2016 04:19
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rocket_man38 posted:Nothing important happened after the 20th century on earth. Hitler was still the baddest dude. KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!
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Jun 17, 2016 04:24
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rocket_man38 posted:Nothing important happened after the 20th century on earth. Hitler was still the baddest dude. They always mention Hitler and Kahn Singh, but everyone always forgets about that genocidal backstabbing bastard Colonel Green! 
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Jun 17, 2016 04:29
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girth brooks part 2 posted:They always mention Hitler and Kahn Singh, but everyone always forgets about that genocidal backstabbing bastard Colonel Green! Not alien enough to be Third Historical Dude Hitler, Khan, Some Crinklehead from Altair 6
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Jun 17, 2016 04:34
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girth brooks part 2 posted:They always mention Hitler and Kahn Singh, but everyone always forgets about that genocidal backstabbing bastard Colonel Green! Colonel Green was 21st century. Green may have the numbers but Kodos the Executioner had bang for buck.
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Jun 17, 2016 04:52
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Lord of Pie posted:Crinklehead That's spacist
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Jun 17, 2016 04:55
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Oh noooooo all the characters except Tuvok, Neelix and the EMH have been accidentally vented into space This is a horrible tragedy
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Jun 17, 2016 05:39
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Why wouldn't Neelix be blown out into space?
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Jun 17, 2016 05:58
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Automatic Slim posted:Why wouldn't Neelix be blown out into space? Vulcans are super strong, so Tuvok is holding on to a bulkhead with one hand, and Neelix's throat with the other
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Jun 17, 2016 06:11
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Automatic Slim posted:Why wouldn't Neelix be blown out into space? Neelix sucks enough on his own to counteract any depressurization.
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Jun 17, 2016 06:13
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shadow puppet of a posted:Neelix sucks enough on his own to counteract any depressurization. 
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Jun 17, 2016 06:39
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The only real emotion that star trek makes me feel is upset that we'll never get another minute of the universe that TNG, Voyager, and DS9 existed in. It will always always be nu-trek or something else. It was a good universe with potential, even if it was a bit stupid.
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Jun 17, 2016 11:40
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I doubt there ever will be as much talking. It'll all be action sequences, dramatic music and shaky cameras.
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Jun 17, 2016 15:20
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Automatic Slim posted:Why wouldn't Neelix be blown out into space? he's one of the few interesting characters on a show filled with beige cardboard cutouts even if he is sometimes dumb/annoying Fat Shat Sings posted:Vulcans are super strong, so Tuvok is holding on to a bulkhead with one hand, and Neelix's throat with the other also straight man character Tuvok needs something to be annoyed with and perplexed by
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Jun 17, 2016 15:34
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Lord of Pie posted:Maybe Geordi would have gotten space laid if his pickup line wasn't "so I just got through reading your personal logs, and..." "Computer, create a close approximation of Leah Brahms' vagina using data extrapolated from the Warp Core Theory conference of Stardate 56844.9, and her latest Federation medical records. Computer, decrease pubic hair by 78%."
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Jun 17, 2016 15:42
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One thing I've noticed in my watch through of Voyager is that whenever someone says something like: "Doesn't this fresh morning air feel good in your lungs?" Neelix always responds with an under his breath passive-aggressive "it's just lung" which I find hilarious. It's probably the most referenced piece of continuity on the show.
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Jun 17, 2016 17:49
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Tectonis posted:One thing I've noticed in my watch through of Voyager is that whenever someone says something like: I want this to be true so badly
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Jun 17, 2016 18:28
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BattleMaster posted:I want this to be true so badly From the transcript of Microcosm: [Jefferies tube] ... (They crawl along a short tube to a junction. Janeway uses her tricorder again.) ... (They crawl to another junction.) NEELIX: It's so hot. My head is spinning. JANEWAY: You've got a high fever, fluid in your lungs. NEELIX: Lung. JANEWAY: That alien compound is acting quickly. Try to hang on. Just three more decks. NEELIX: Aye, aye, Captain. Janeway doesn't even bat an eye to it. No one ever does every time it happens. EDIT2: From Before and After: [Mess hall] (Neelix, in Starfleet uniform, is bringing out a blue-covered cake.) ALL [singing]: For she's a jolly good fellow, for she's a jolly good fellow, for she's a jolly good fellow, which nobody can deny. NEELIX: Happy ninth, Kes. Go ahead, make a wish. Well, what are you waiting for? Blow out the candles. It's good to see that old lung is still working, Kessie. PARIS: Happy birthday, sweetheart. NEELIX: Well, you know, I haven't made one of these since, well, since I became security officer. TUVOK: Perhaps you would care to relinquish your commission and return to the scene of your former triumphs.  Remember back when you loved me enough to give me a lung Kessie? I still love you Blood Shart fucked around with this message at 19:32 on Jun 17, 2016 |
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"Commander Worf, divert emergency power to shields, quick!" " I can't Captain, all power is rerouted to....holodeck 1!" "What? Give me visual communications to holodeck 1 immediately" *Viewscreen shows Geordi wearing nothing apart from two Bajoran ear rings on both nipples. There are hundreds upon hundreds of naked miniature versions of the crew running around him naked. All mouth level crotch high."
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Jun 17, 2016 19:40
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happyhippy posted:"Commander Worf, divert emergency power to shields, quick!" An embarassed, whispered voice then says "Computer, please shut down Holodeck program Riker 12"
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Jun 17, 2016 19:42
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Tectonis posted:From the transcript of Microcosm: I want this to be real, but I am unwilling to expend the effort to check it because Voyager
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I think it's real, the quote about the lung is in the Memory Alpha page for Before and After  Voyager is still largely junk but lol at how Neelix never forgot that the cap'n gave his lungs away, lol
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