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My mom swears she went to school with a Henry Henry Henry Jr. I'd like to think there's a Henry Henry Henry III and IV out there somewhere.
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 Sorry for lovely quality. This has been doing the rounds online. It's got to be one of the worst alternative spellings I've seen.
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Cliffanie. Google tells me that this monstrosity is not as unpopular as it should be.
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Istari posted:Cliffanie. Google tells me that this monstrosity is not as unpopular as it should be. that sounds like a Mormon name, what the heck
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Synyster Alucard I know people who have gifted their newborn with this name. I don't know what to say.
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ToyotaThong posted:Synyster Alucard It's a great stage name for a musician, I guess. Better hope the kid can play guitar.
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Names I came across today: Reunitie Entity Kinda
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Airick, you're friendly neighborhood madman at Walmart.
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ToyotaThong posted:Synyster Alucard Retsynys Dracula? That doesn't even make sense!
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DemonDarkhorse posted:Names I came across today: I wonder if "Kinda" is a child of quesitoned paternity  edit: Gotta watch sentence construction with that one, too. "Yeah, over there, second to the left- that's my daughter, Kinda."
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sweeperbravo posted:I wonder if "Kinda" is a child of quesitoned paternity Reminds me of that Demetri Martin bit about how 'sort of' usually doesn't mean anything----except in sentences like 'I love you', 'you're going to live!' and 'It's a boy!'
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Alaois posted:Howard It's probably short for How awkward: there's an ugly small white dude coming out of your snatch gross euggh! or something stupid like that 
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Jerry Cotton posted:It's probably short for How awkward: there's an ugly small white dude coming out of your snatch gross euggh! or something stupid like that please don't talk about my birth like that
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Bertrand Hustle posted:please don't talk about my birth like that Sorry, as a doctor I sometimes use language that's too technical for laymen.
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You can't call them that anymore. It's just 'gay' now.
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Aphrodite posted:You can't call them that anymore. It's just 'gay' now. OK. Sorry, as a gay I sometimes use language that's too technical for laymen.
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Was doing legal research and found a guy in the 1930s named Lemon Curry https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKhit2nsoq4
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ToyotaThong posted:Synyster Alucard I know I've posted it before but I still can't get over the fact I know a baby named Lestat Armon Alucard. Last I heard on Facebook, the father of this child has left the mother.
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So, my friend whose teaching in Thailand just went over the class lists for next year. There are some doozies. So of course, the first thing I thought of was to share them with this thread. I'm sorry that it's such a huge list, but every time I think I've seen the best of the best, there comes a child named Cheesecake or Photon or Puffy... Kindergarten: PP, Latte, Jelly, Maayan, Singha, Bright, Whern, Aommy, Titan, Proud, Million, Tankhun, Odin. Grade 1: Malo, Changplai, Peach, Tiger, Jamelle (pronounced Jah-mill-ee) Grade 2: Photon, Nils, UnUn, Fede, Tobjorn Grade 3: Cheesecake, Pluem, Thee, Ullrick, Sun Grade 4: Pleam, Len, Gunn, Belle, Cheetah, Basty, Korn Grade 5: Simi, Darwin, Tilly, Rome, Lion, Obo Grade 6: Do-in, Nesta, Kitty, Linen, Dette, Kaw-Kaw Grade 7: Quantum, Putter, Pun-Pun, Yok, Puun, Pang Grade 8: Cotton, Dunk, Wolfy, Nice, Mook, Pear, Plat Grade 9: Poon, Non, Ice, Ped, Joh Grade 10: Rain, Ot Grade 11: Puffy, Sintia, Tycoon, Yok Grade 12: Kong, At, Dongeon I'm so crushed that Cheetah, Lion and Tiger aren't related.
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I'm not going to mock the names that could be legitimate Thai names, but I will laugh at Cheesecake
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cuntvalet posted:Grade 8: Don't talk poo poo about my Thai son.
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Jerry Cotton posted:Don't talk poo poo about my Thai son. I maintain that "Cotton" is one of the more normal names. Any relation to Linen in the other class? 
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What's with the weird preponderance of Scandinavian names? Ulrick, Torbjorn, Gunn I assume is thinking of Gunner, even Odin??
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Nils the Southeast Asian viking 
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Mister Olympus posted:What's with the weird preponderance of Scandinavian names? Ulrick, Torbjorn, Gunn I assume is thinking of Gunner, even Odin?? My mom lives in Norway and knows a surprising number of Norwegians married to Thai people or who live in Thailand for half the year. Maybe a bunch of Norwegian-Thai kids at that school?
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Fede means "fat one" in danish, so that's sort of a scandinavian name as well 
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Weatherwax posted:Fede means "fat one" in danish, so that's sort of a scandinavian name as well "This is my son Hambeast"
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cuntvalet posted:I maintain that "Cotton" is one of the more normal names. Yes they are my twins, Cotton Cotton and Linen Cotton.
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I can't stop laughing at Torbjorn. I don't know why specifically. I'm imagining a little Thai kid running around liek FUS RO DAH. (Yes, I know Torbjorn wasn't made up for Skyrim, but I like Skyrim.)
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All the Krogers in my area now have these signs all around the store with quotes attributed to flatteringly-photographed Kroger employees like "I'm here for you" — Patrick, Pharmacy and there's one featuring a young woman named XoXo
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When I got in the car I accidentally called him by the name of the person I pooled with because my brain didn't process it as a name when I first looked:
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ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:Alaois what are you racist against the irish or something
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