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Top 10 in the betting! Yes! And congratulations to Go Big!
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Just a little FYI.  The Plump Helmets are the deadliest team. All four of them survived. I did this based on the standings. Team #1 was Worse Munki, Team 2 is Chicks with Dicks, Team 3 is Heavyweight Horror and so on. So if you want to count "minotaur number 9" or whatever down the log you can. http://pastebin.com/KtD9WWu3 Edit: I started outside left. So way left is Team 1, way right is team 2. Team 3 is 2nd row on the left, team 4 is 2nd row on right and so on and so forth. CRAP is up top and Lightly Whipped down bottom since we have 16 teams and the arena is only 14 wide. Spermy Smurf fucked around with this message at 14:27 on Jun 17, 2016 |
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Jun 17, 2016 14:23
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Hey, we won, and Slam Whale Willy was mostly useless which was par for the course. Of course that early hand break causing a spear to drop was really the lynch pin that won us the whole thing....
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Jun 17, 2016 14:26
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Tyler Durden is Hobbes wins the Top Blagger award, having sneakily ridden his teammates' coattails to the top podium whilst contributing a mere five deaths. Three Wolf Moon Shirt earns the Best of the Best accolade for his 24 kills. out of the champions' final total of 54. Snowshank Redemption and Slam Whale Willy get to wear these "I Went Big and all I got was this Adamantine T-Shirt" T-shirts.
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Jun 17, 2016 14:26
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Spermy Smurf posted:stuff the whole "extra points for making it to the semifinals" aspect may have helped. albrik aka kobold 3 did his usual shtick of beating up some dudes with an axe somewhat ineffectively before unceremoniously dying near the very end also Yeti 3 strikes Human 4 in the lower body with the pommel of his {large copper dagger}, bruising the muscle and bruising the stomach through the iron chain leggings! It is a gelding blow! how, also, ouch Tiler Kiwi fucked around with this message at 14:45 on Jun 17, 2016 |
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Jun 17, 2016 14:35
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Whoops, I didn't realize that the site doesn't default to showing a list of tournaments if there is no active tournament. I'll go in and fix that today. In the meantime: Betting Leaders: http://arenachallenge.com/dwarffort/view_betting_leaders.php?9 Match Bets: http://arenachallenge.com/dwarffort/view_bet.php?9.21 Thanks to Spermy for running probably 80% of this tournament by himself!
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Jun 17, 2016 14:53
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Tiler Kiwi posted:the whole "extra points for making it to the semifinals" aspect may have helped. albrik aka kobold 3 did his usual shtick of beating up some dudes with an axe somewhat ineffectively before unceremoniously dying near the very end I did that with the macros I had saved from rounds 18 and 17. No playoff points added (except Petting Zoo because I didnt have any other one handy)
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Jun 17, 2016 15:02
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Spermy Smurf posted:I did that with the macros I had saved from rounds 18 and 17. No playoff points added (except Petting Zoo because I didnt have any other one handy) fine, crush my delusions down so it can fit in the same can im storing the shreds of my arena ambitions
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Jun 17, 2016 15:10
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Spermy Smurf posted:Just a little FYI. Fun! I love crap like this. Baldwin did pretty well in that brawl. Killed 4 opponents. Then... Elf 4 bashes Dwarf 4 in the head with her copper mace, bruising the muscle, fracturing the skull through the small iron helm! Yeti 2 grabs Dwarf 4 by the left upper leg with his left lower arm! Human 4 bites Dwarf 4 in the head, but the attack is deflected by Dwarf 4's small iron helm! Minotaur 5 grabs Dwarf 4 by the fifth toe, right foot with her right upper arm! Drawn and quartered by the Helmets. For a laugh, follow Dusseldwarf (Dwarf 6). She loses a spear hand early on, but is somehow allowed to mount and smash Krog in the head with a wooden shield for over a thousand lines. All this combat raging around her, and no reaction other than: Dwarf 6 strikes Elf 3 in the head with her oaken shield, but the attack is deflected by Elf 3's small iron helm! over and over and over. Jazzimus Prime posted:Thanks to Spermy for running probably 80% of this tournament by himself! Also, THIS. I appreciate everybody that put time and effort into this, but major thanks to Spermy for keeping the ball rolling throughout. Captaindirtnap fucked around with this message at 15:19 on Jun 17, 2016 |
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Jun 17, 2016 15:13
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God, that mass melee. Trump spent a few thousand lines of it tearing Elf 3's face apart with her fingers, then suffocated Dwarf 5 with a choke hold and somehow survived to into the 3300's.
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Jun 17, 2016 15:38
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Strangler 3 did pretty much par for the course, though biting more than usual. Picked off a couple molemarian limbs, ripped someone's ear off, lost his nose, got his foot smashed, couple fractured arms, otherwise had fun and lasted until line 1328.
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Jun 17, 2016 15:48
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Spermy Smurf posted:Just a little FYI. Jameson did pretty well! Human 7 slashes Tiger Man 3 in the head with his iron two-handed sword and the severed part sails off in an arc! Human 7 stabs Molemarian 4 in the lower body with his iron two-handed sword, tearing apart the muscle and tearing apart the spleen! Human 7 stabs Dwarf 4 in the lower body with his iron two-handed sword, tearing the muscle and tearing apart the pancreas through the small cow leather leggings! He also smashed an eyelid. Then he got his hand cut and gave in to pain  He died on line 2055  That'll do, Jameson, that'll do.
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Jun 17, 2016 15:53
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Thanks Spermy! This has been a fun thing to read, really appreciate the effort you put into this.
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Jun 17, 2016 15:57
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 Sun Tzulander, the arenas only unblooded, passed out from pain on line 173. He caused a light bruise and that was it. He dies at line 302. The next passing out from pain is troll 1 on line 213. Then we skip to 286 for Human 6, then aaaalll the way to 413 for Yeti 2. However: Strangler 2 gets almost one-shotted and is killed on line 63. That strangler is Knife Toseeu.
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Jun 17, 2016 16:08
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Spermy Smurf posted:Just a little FYI. Follow Molemarian 1 for the tale of "the sn that wouldn't die". Almost immediately, he lost his spear. He followed it by losing his shield. And his incisors, separately. Also mouth, most/all limbs, and more. Still, he does not die for a long while. He passes out from exertion first! It was 2500+ lines in before someone manages a killing blow.
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Jun 17, 2016 16:09
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I spent all my career as a bitey hat for troll 1.
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Jun 17, 2016 16:26
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Spermy Smurf posted:
My favorite part of this whole tournament was when Sun Tzulander squared off against that yeti in a contest of fisticuffs and the yeti straight up bit Sun's arm off.
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Jun 17, 2016 16:37
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I can't read logs. Who killed Jimbo in the brawl?
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Jun 17, 2016 16:40
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This one wasn't exactly fair. I took the last-known-macros and individually created 64 fighters on the same tile. That means that the guys in Go Big had all the extra points than someone who didn't get out of round 18. Someone find out who Elf 3 is in this list.   Everyone on one tile  Elf 3 standing victorious over "I got extra points" Dory. Is the elf Josie? She got extra points too. http://pastebin.com/nvD8MsFd
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Jun 17, 2016 16:54
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I killed antwoman!quote:Strangler 4 bites Antman 1 in the head, fracturing the chitin and bruising the muscle and bruising the brain through the iron helm!
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Jun 17, 2016 16:57
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I should note that it was Minotaur 1 that lasted forever on the ground unconscious. I believe Dory is the first minotaur in the list, so I guessed. I might be wrong. Also Tunicate: 
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Jun 17, 2016 17:00
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Bad Munki posted:I can't read logs. Who killed Jimbo in the brawl? I think Jimbo is Dwarf 7. He killed many people, including Jameson (not technically, someone else finished Jameson off). Jimbo's killer? Elf 4 bashes Dwarf 7 in the head with her copper mace and the injured part explodes into gore! NONE OTHER THAN RIVAL BLUDGEONEER JOSIE! (she had help from at least one yeti) The motive? JEALOUSY! no doubt.
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Jun 17, 2016 17:01
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gently caress, I hate being ill/allergic etc. I'll get the first losers thing finished written in the morning and post it, then I'll try and run another and get that done sunday (my time)
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Jun 17, 2016 17:11
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Spermy Smurf posted:Just a little FYI. hahahhah holy poo poo loving incredible 100% worth it
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Jun 17, 2016 17:17
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Spermy Smurf posted:Is the elf Josie? She got extra points too. Female elf with a platinum war hammer so maybe? EDIT: That elf seems to have iron armor so probably not unless she was taking and wearing gear trophies. Ramc fucked around with this message at 17:29 on Jun 17, 2016 |
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Jun 17, 2016 17:26
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Augh I have been DEFEATED. Someone let me know the second the next arena goes up, including if it's a test arena. I'm not missing out and getting saddled with a half-way-through terrible fighter pick-up + betting megalomania this time. I place 62 bets this season, 39 of which were correct, a 62.9% correct betting rate!
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Jun 17, 2016 17:55
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Spermy Smurf posted:Just a little FYI.  OK, I'm willing to take that as a consollation prize.
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Jun 17, 2016 17:58
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Ramc posted:hahahhah holy poo poo loving incredible 100% worth it
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Jun 17, 2016 19:12
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I counted 8 kills for Dory. And it's not like she was just executing downed people, either, there's a bunch of fighters she stabbed in the lungs or something before moving on to a different target.
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Jun 17, 2016 19:40
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No kills for Panty, but he mangled a werewolf and a dwarf pretty good. And...somehow did this:quote:Yeti 2 throws Dwarf 4 by the upper left back teeth with Yeti 2's left lower leg! 
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Jun 17, 2016 20:14
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I'm amazed that even in that huge scrum, Sun Tzulander managed sweet fuckall. I sure know how to build 'em!
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Jun 17, 2016 21:07
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Keru posted:I'm amazed that even in that huge scrum, Sun Tzulander managed sweet fuckall. Wait a minute. Is Sun Tzu Elf #4? Is there another elf in the list alphabetically lower than Sun Tzu? Elf 4 punches Werewolf 2 in the upper body with his left hand and the injured part collapses! An artery has been opened by the attack! Werewolf 2 has been struck down. Elf 4 punches Molemarian 1 in the left front foot with his right hand and the injured part collapses! 800 lines deep and still not a single injury. Elf 4 grabs Gremlin 2 by the small iron helm with his right hand! Grabbing a helmet Elf 4 strikes Dwarf 3 in the head with his {small iron helm}, bruising the muscle and fracturing the skull through the small iron helm! Using the helmet Elf 4 strikes Molemarian 3 in the left lower arm with his {small iron helm}, chipping the bone through the large bronze left gauntlet! Elf 4 strikes Yeti 1 in the right hand with his {small iron helm}, fracturing the bone through the large steel right gauntlet! Elf 4: This is a fight! I feel no terror. Elf 4 strikes Werewolf 6 in the right lower arm with his {small iron helm}, chipping the bone through the large bronze right gauntlet! 1600 lines deep before anyone even attacks Elf 4. 2209 before taking an injury (fractured arm) Dory stabs Elf 4 in the neck at line number 2748 and the Elf 4 passes out.
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Jun 17, 2016 21:16
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AJ_Impy posted:Tyler Durden is Hobbes wins the Top Blagger award, having sneakily ridden his teammates' coattails to the top podium whilst contributing a mere five deaths. Does this make me the first double arena champ, or did Ramc win two back in the early days? First back to back arena champ maybe? Either way thanks for all the work that's gone into this!
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Jun 17, 2016 21:19
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Mr. Vile posted:No kills for Panty, but he mangled a werewolf and a dwarf pretty good. And...somehow did this: quote:1660.Yeti 2 stabs Dwarf 5 in the head with his {large bronze dagger}, tearing the muscle, fracturing the skull and tearing the brain through the small adamantine helm! rip qwarf (I think?) - stabbed a bunch of people, then the first injury was fatal e: Iron spear, adam helm? Yeah, that's Q. rip!
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Jun 17, 2016 21:41
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Yeah, I -think- Krog Bonesmasha was the the winner of the single match free for all going by equipment. I am pretty sure Josie is Elf 1 who seems to do a lot of damage but then is taken out by Dory of all people. In the grand team melee I am still trying to piece together the word picture. I might try to forensics and find-replace some names in it to make more sense. If I do I'll post it up.
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Jun 17, 2016 22:30
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12th in betting and I didn't spend a goddamn cent. You people are horrible at gambling.
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Ramc posted:In the grand team melee I am still trying to piece together the word picture. I might try to forensics and find-replace some names in it to make more sense. If I do I'll post it up. https://docs.google.com/document/d/1vW4HMW4uXS0acS-bOd42IXo0qUde7n6PQU08dRDx9xQ/edit?usp=sharing Work in progress. Feel free to tell me if you know who someone is.
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Jun 17, 2016 23:21
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The Whipped should be the last of our respective races. So Trump is Mino 5, Ghost-trees is Molemarian 5, Jupis is Strangler 5 and Grimmik is Gremlin 3.
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Jun 17, 2016 23:34
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Three Gremlins was Strangler 5, and accounted for Human 1, Kobold 3, Werewolf 7, Human 7, Kobold 4, Dwarf 7 and numerous removed limbs, before finally falling to Elf 3 in an epic duel in which he crippled one of Elf 3's legs. Made it to line 3057, and was the penultimate casualty in the whole thing! 
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Human 5 aka Roland Gorchnik lasted to line 2147, holy moly! quote:Human 5 lashes Tiger Man 2 in the right upper arm with his copper scourge, fracturing the bone through the large iron mail shirt! Not bad. quote:Human 6 bashes Werewolf 2 in the left paw with his platinum war hammer, jamming the bone through the left ankle's muscle and shattering the left ankle's bone! Good lord. Roland hit the paw at is was sailing through the air. quote:Tiger Man 5 punches Werewolf 4 in the upper body with his left hand, bruising the muscle, jamming the left false ribs through the heart and tearing apart the heart! A very rough time for werewolves. quote:Werewolf 6 strikes at Minotaur 4 but the shot is blocked with the oaken shield! Shouldn't have batted away the werewolf's hand like that. quote:Minotaur 2 stabs Human 5 in the right lower leg with her copper spear, fracturing the bone and shattering the right knee's bone through the iron greaves! And a few more stabs to the head and it's all over. Who was Minotaur 2?
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