Testekill posted:

Fucks sake woman, tie your hair back when you have to do something that involves leaning forwards.

Klaus Kinski posted:

there's some other stuff that could make the conspiracy theories go either way. in the omelett for obama vid he does a perfect 1 hand egg crack, tosses everything but the shell into the toilet and starts whisking that.

C.M. Kruger posted:

WoodrowSkillson posted:

not that i know of, he always had 2 places. He is an international trade lawyer with an undisclosed severe mental illness. when he was off his meds he would self medicate with booze in the hovel, and when things were going well he was in his more put together home. Its way too deep to be a joke, like any time you get a glimpse into the other rooms of the hovel, there is way to much crazy going on to be something he did as a joke, without the conclusion still being that he needs help at least. Like there is a desk with hundreds of books on it all stacked so you can only see the pages, not the spines, and its only ever shown like once for 2 seconds.

News.com.au posted:

A wealthy Russian businessman and political ally of Vladimir Putin has become an unlikely viral star after he was filmed picking a fight with a biker and then getting body-slammed.

Aleksey Bolshedanov, 36, was driving his Lexus on a dirt road near his home in Kreva, central Russia, last week when he got out and confronted a motorcross rider, Daily Star reports.

Apparently drunk, Bolshedanov yelled, "Are you f----ing out of your f----ing minds?"

He then took a swing at one of the riders’ helmeted heads.

The rider, who filmed the attack on his helmet cam, then pushed Bolshedanov to the ground and kicked him. He threw him to the ground again when he tried to get up.

Bolshedanov then attempted to tackle the biker before being body-slammed into grass.

A woman can be heard yelling from the car, "Get off him, I am going to call the cops!"

"You are f----d, man. You are f----d," Bolshedanov then said in a slurred voice.

It is not known if any charges have been pressed.

Bolshedanov stood as a candidate for President Putin's United Russia party in the recent Moscow elections.

Putin's party has now distanced itself from their former candidate, with the video of the brawl having been viewed more than two million times.

"He took part in primaries of our party but did not succeed. He is definitely not a member of our party. We know he is an entrepreneur,” a United Russia spokesman said.

News.com.au posted:

"He took part in primaries of our party but did not succeed. He is definitely not a member of our party. We know he is an entrepreneur,” a United Russia spokesman said.

quote:

"He took part in primaries of our party but did not succeed. He is definitely not a member of our party. We know he is an entrepreneur,” a United Russia spokesman said.

Grey Fox posted:

I'm looking forward to Reince Prebus saying this exact line after the November election.

Weatherman posted:

Reince Pubis

ASIC v Danny Bro posted:

Rinse Pubis

Memento posted:

Wait, that's a real person? I thought that was the bad guy from the new Persona game or some poo poo.

Suitaru posted:

Well, it's a real name, but not of a person. He's an imp or something.

Weatherman posted:

Reince Pubis

Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSVd-3SkRUo

Pope Corky the IX posted:

Ben Carson, what has that rascal been up to lately?

ElGroucho posted:

Elbow deep in someone's brain

Testekill posted:

Fucks sake woman, tie your hair back when you have to do something that involves leaning forwards.

Oldstench posted:

She's probably high.

Regalingualius posted:

Have some personal 'freude.

So, my grandma was being held in the hospital overnight, and we decided we'd go visit her. Problem was, none of us knew where the gently caress in the city that hospital was, and my dad was thinking his GPS was only gonna get us "close", so he asked me to look the place up on his tablet while he was driving.

...His browser was opened to some milf porn.

Regalingualius posted:

Have some personal 'freude.

So, my grandma was being held in the hospital overnight, and we decided we'd go visit her. Problem was, none of us knew where the gently caress in the city that hospital was, and my dad was thinking his GPS was only gonna get us "close", so he asked me to look the place up on his tablet while he was driving.

...His browser was opened to some milf porn.

Regalingualius posted:

Have some personal 'freude.

So, my grandma was being held in the hospital overnight, and we decided we'd go visit her. Problem was, none of us knew where the gently caress in the city that hospital was, and my dad was thinking his GPS was only gonna get us "close", so he asked me to look the place up on his tablet while he was driving.

...His browser was opened to some milf porn.

Jamfrost posted:

You don't like milfs?

Regalingualius posted:

Have some personal 'freude.

So, my grandma was being held in the hospital overnight, and we decided we'd go visit her. Problem was, none of us knew where the gently caress in the city that hospital was, and my dad was thinking his GPS was only gonna get us "close", so he asked me to look the place up on his tablet while he was driving.

...His browser was opened to some milf porn.

Regalingualius posted:

Have some personal 'freude.

So, my grandma was being held in the hospital overnight, and we decided we'd go visit her. Problem was, none of us knew where the gently caress in the city that hospital was, and my dad was thinking his GPS was only gonna get us "close", so he asked me to look the place up on his tablet while he was driving.

...His browser was opened to some milf porn.

Shillary posted:

Is "Oh no my parents watch porn and/or have sex" really still a thing? It's 2016 everyone watches porn, masturbates, and fucks when they can.

Regalingualius posted:

Have some personal 'freude.

So, my grandma was being held in the hospital overnight, and we decided we'd go visit her. Problem was, none of us knew where the gently caress in the city that hospital was, and my dad was thinking his GPS was only gonna get us "close", so he asked me to look the place up on his tablet while he was driving.

...His browser was opened to some milf porn.

Solice Kirsk posted:

MILF porn is the vanilla ice cream of debauchery.

Regalingualius posted:

Have some personal 'freude.

So, my grandma was being held in the hospital overnight, and we decided we'd go visit her. Problem was, none of us knew where the gently caress in the city that hospital was, and my dad was thinking his GPS was only gonna get us "close", so he asked me to look the place up on his tablet while he was driving.

...His browser was opened to some milf porn.

fizzymercy posted:

No I'm with the guy who saw his dad's porn. Everyone watches it, but you definitely don't want to know what someone's particular favorite porn genre is. Nobody I know wants to know for certain their dad likes a solid milf loving.