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Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib

Le Saboteur posted:

Holy poo poo the celebrity they just showed was a Russian spy. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anna_Chapman

Exactly what I expect from Russian MMA.

oh and now a giant spider.

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fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005

manyak posted:

Im one of the guys spinning on a ring

I'm the giant inflatable spider

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
Commentator stating Vitaly didn't fight for Bellator because he was injured

Glosses over that Vitaly was fighting in Russia several times during this period.

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005
hahahah Peter Graham I didn't realize he was on this trashfire

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed
I'm surprised Fedor isn't fighting The Chief, honestly

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

That ref was not ready to give a col ref gesture at all.

Officer CockKnuckle
Feb 18, 2007
Have I missed the main event yet?

Wise Learned Man
Apr 22, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
I like how the mere threat of a takedown made Graham fall down.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
Peter Graham pulling guard

threeagainstfour
Jun 27, 2005


he starts to bang, he starts to strike, he starts to, he start, he starts to throw BOMBSSS

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.
Hunt vs Lesnar is going to play out the exact same way

Droopy Goines
Aug 2, 2003

Presented in DTS ES 6.1 where available.
Borat is doing better than expected commentary.

afatwhiteloaf
Oct 19, 2012
old man falls down and can't get up without getting armbarred

manyak
Jan 26, 2006
The commentators really proud that they predicted that

manyak
Jan 26, 2006

Bubba Smith posted:

Hunt vs Lesnar is going to play out the exact same way

lol yeah probably

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
That fight is a mystery because I can't objectively tell whether Peter Graham took a dive or is that awful or he managed to accomplish both. I hope it was both because if he's just bad then he doesn't get paid.

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
I'm a big fan of the rap air horns used liberally.

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

Droopy Goines posted:

Borat is doing better than expected commentary.

The commentator owns actually

afatwhiteloaf
Oct 19, 2012

Lid posted:

That fight is a mystery because I can't objectively tell whether Peter Graham took a dive or is that awful or he managed to accomplish both. I hope it was both because if he's just bad then he doesn't get paid.

Peter Graham is an old kickboxer who was kinda like a worse Mark Hunt. So it doesn't surprise me at all that he'd trip trying to defend a takedown and get armbarred.

threeagainstfour
Jun 27, 2005


Le Saboteur posted:

I'm a big fan of the rap air horns used liberally.

I would like to have these added in place of Joe Rogan once he retires. Any time a fighter gets knocked down by a strike, replace to Rogan "OHHHHHHHH" with the air horn.

afatwhiteloaf
Oct 19, 2012
Oh hey, Khabib's there.

edit: they should put him on commentary with this guy.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
Khabib dropping a Promo

CALL OUT RDA

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed
I don't ask for much in life, but I'd really like for Fabio Maldonado to beat Fedor

manyak
Jan 26, 2006

Lid posted:

That fight is a mystery because I can't objectively tell whether Peter Graham took a dive or is that awful or he managed to accomplish both. I hope it was both because if he's just bad then he doesn't get paid.

Paying someone who isnt very good at MMA and doesnt care if he wins, to take a dive against someone a lot better than him, in an unentertaining way 10 seconds into the fight, would be kind of a waste of money. Although i guess from what ive seen on this event they dont care that much about wasting money on frivolous stuff

manyak
Jan 26, 2006
Even if he doesnt win please let Maldonado at least hit his half guard sweep and spent at least 1 minute in the plum clinch firing off body shots

Officer CockKnuckle
Feb 18, 2007
Home just in time, nice.

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005

manyak posted:

Even if he doesnt win please let Maldonado at least hit his half guard sweep and spent at least 1 minute in the plum clinch firing off body shots

Same

TheUltimateDoofus
May 21, 2016
Finally, Maldonado vs. Meldonium

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005
It's always great when fighters sing along with their entrance music.

Droopy Goines
Aug 2, 2003

Presented in DTS ES 6.1 where available.

Dr. Abysmal posted:

I don't ask for much in life, but I'd really like for Fabio Maldonado to beat Fedor

This fight is going to end like the movie The Gladiator.

afatwhiteloaf
Oct 19, 2012
"BAMMA champion...WAMMA champion i'm sorry"

Droopy Goines
Aug 2, 2003

Presented in DTS ES 6.1 where available.
I haven't heard the sentence "WAMMA champion" uttered in a decade.

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

"Yes those losses did happen but before that..."

handsome only face
Apr 22, 2010

Cockroach went out of the room in anger. And roach's go to empty room...

Cockroache's Anarchist


let's go fabio

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Droopy Goines posted:

I haven't heard the sentence "WAMMA champion" uttered in a decade.




Ishin
Dec 31, 2008

~the animatronic spirit of
so many forgotten waves
:lol: Those airhorns.

afatwhiteloaf
Oct 19, 2012
mic died, better spam the airhorn

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011
I'm digging the russian vuvuzelas

Officer CockKnuckle
Feb 18, 2007
Everyone must be logging into fight pass now, my stream is stuttering now and then.

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Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
EHHHHHHHHHHH EHHHH EHHHH EHHHH EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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