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Grandmaster.flv: Jun 24, 2011

it is impressive he survived that first round

# ? Jun 17, 2016 22:32

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# ? May 18, 2024 03:45

handsome only face: Apr 22, 2010; Cockroach went out of the room in anger. And roach's go to empty room...

Cockroache's Anarchist

looking forward to Fedor vs. Beastin' 25/8

# ? Jun 17, 2016 22:32

Wise Learned Man: Apr 22, 2008; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Lipstick Apathy

I hope Fabio got paid.

E: and by that I mean that I hope he got decent money for that fight AND that they actually followed through and gave him the money.

# ? Jun 17, 2016 22:33

Fifthace: May 3, 2003; No.

"there are many many questions"

lol

# ? Jun 17, 2016 22:34

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Wise Learned Man posted:

I hope Fabio got paid.

E: and by that I mean that I hope he got decent money for that fight AND that they actually followed through and gave him the money.

I choose to believe his bank account increased six figured between rounds 1 and round 2.

# ? Jun 17, 2016 22:34

Gay Horney: Feb 10, 2013; by Reene

I had to go to a stupid job interview, will this be up in the fightpass library anytime soon?

oh it already is!

edit edit: oh my loving GOD

Gay Horney fucked around with this message at 22:45 on Jun 17, 2016

# ? Jun 17, 2016 22:35

Triticum Guzzler: Jun 16, 2002

anyway i'm glad that even if it was in a fairly roundabout way via fight pass that ufc fans still got to see the greatest of all time fight fedor

# ? Jun 17, 2016 22:35

Droopy Goines: Aug 2, 2003; Presented in DTS ES 6.1 where available.

# ? Jun 17, 2016 22:35

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; c-spam cannot afford

Triticum Guzzler posted:

anyway i'm glad that even if it was in a fairly roundabout way via fight pass that ufc fans still got to see the greatest of all time fight fedor

Can you imagine how savagely Bones would crush Fedor?

# ? Jun 17, 2016 22:38

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

We can safely say that Brock made a mistake in picking Mark Hunt because he would've had it drat easier with Fedor.

# ? Jun 17, 2016 22:41

colonel_korn: May 16, 2003

make this the background of PSP please

https://giant.gfycat.com/CandidSaltyAnhinga.webm

# ? Jun 17, 2016 22:45

Triticum Guzzler: Jun 16, 2002

fedor made his opponent fight in the home alone house and still lost

# ? Jun 17, 2016 22:48

Grandmaster.flv: Jun 24, 2011

fedor doesn't too well when getting hit from under his own arm pit

# ? Jun 17, 2016 22:50

manyak: Jan 26, 2006

All of the other stuff aside, and theres a lot of it, its pretty impressive he survived that

# ? Jun 17, 2016 22:50

Triticum Guzzler: Jun 16, 2002

manyak posted:

All of the other stuff aside, and theres a lot of it, its pretty impressive he survived that

and not just that but that he spent so long in maldonado's best position (opponent's thai clinch)

# ? Jun 17, 2016 22:55

Bubba Smith: Sep 27, 2004; Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.

I'd still like to see Fedor versus a couple UFC heavyweights but there needs to be an age limit. How old is Josh Barnett? yeah make that the cutoff.

# ? Jun 17, 2016 22:57

Tezcatlipoca: Sep 18, 2009

Bubba Smith posted:

I'd still like to see Fedor versus a couple UFC heavyweights but there needs to be an age limit. How old is Josh Barnett? yeah make that the cutoff.

It would cool to see the Black Beast knock Fedor's head into the stratosphere.

# ? Jun 17, 2016 22:58

ch3cooh: Jun 26, 2006

Wise Learned Man posted:

I hope Fabio got paid.

E: and by that I mean that I hope he got decent money for that fight AND that they actually followed through and gave him the money.

Look man they let his family live, what more do you want?

# ? Jun 17, 2016 23:03

fatherdog: Feb 16, 2005

Bubba Smith posted:

I'd still like to see Fedor versus a couple UFC heavyweights but there needs to be an age limit. How old is Josh Barnett? yeah make that the cutoff.

Barnett would probably cripple Fedor at this point in their respective careers.

# ? Jun 17, 2016 23:03

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; c-spam cannot afford

I think something like Fedor/Mir would be amazing in Japan.

# ? Jun 17, 2016 23:04

manyak: Jan 26, 2006

Bubba Smith posted:

I'd still like to see Fedor versus a couple UFC heavyweights but there needs to be an age limit. How old is Josh Barnett? yeah make that the cutoff.

Age facts (i was looking at this stuff earlier) The average age of a top 10 UFC heavyweight is 36 years old. Theres no top 10 ranked fighter in the ufc HW division under 30, the youngest is bizarrely JDS at 32. Fedor is younger than 2 current top 10 HW fighters (Hunt and Roy nelson) and just slightly older than Brock lesnar

# ? Jun 17, 2016 23:10

kensei: Dec 27, 2007; He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!

Mr. Nice! posted:

I think something like Fedor/Mir would be amazing in Japan.

Oh my god yes

# ? Jun 17, 2016 23:10

Triticum Guzzler: Jun 16, 2002

talking about fedor fighting anyone is kinda premature since he took the kind of beating that might make a man think about other things

# ? Jun 17, 2016 23:14

Shirkelton: Apr 6, 2009; I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.

Or not think, as it were.

# ? Jun 17, 2016 23:19

Triticum Guzzler: Jun 16, 2002

anyway if he does fight again the opponent should be absolutely without question roy nelson

# ? Jun 17, 2016 23:24

manyak: Jan 26, 2006

Triticum Guzzler posted:

anyway if he does fight again the opponent should be absolutely without question roy nelson

[Demonius x voice] absolutely, ab-so lutely...

# ? Jun 17, 2016 23:26

handsome only face: Apr 22, 2010; Cockroach went out of the room in anger. And roach's go to empty room...

Cockroache's Anarchist

https://twitter.com/bokamotoESPN/status/743922799740215296

# ? Jun 17, 2016 23:29

Bubba Smith: Sep 27, 2004; Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.

Triticum Guzzler posted:

anyway if he does fight again the opponent should be absolutely without question roy nelson

yeah Roy Nelson would be good.

Fedor fighting anyone vigorous (which according to manyak is a man aged about 35 in heavyweight years) would be sad, however I think if you restricted the list to: Roy Nelson, rematches with Hunt or Werdum ( :siren:

ONLY IF THEY ARE COMING OFF OF LONG LOSING STREAKS AND COMPLICATED SURGERIES :siren:

) or the fights with some historical significance like Fedor vs Barnett or Fedor vs Brock finally happening, I'd be okay with them.

# ? Jun 17, 2016 23:39

Grandmaster.flv: Jun 24, 2011

Roy would straight up murder the Fedor we just saw so yeah sure book it

# ? Jun 17, 2016 23:40

gimpsuitjones: Mar 27, 2007; What are you lookin at...

Fedor sucks and at this point I have zero interest in seeing him in the UFC

# ? Jun 17, 2016 23:44

gimpsuitjones: Mar 27, 2007; What are you lookin at...

Mind you, one might have said the same about Mark Hunt in 2009 and look where we are today

# ? Jun 17, 2016 23:45

Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

Mark Hunt will KO Brock and then do the same to Fedor, and this will be the best decade of MMA for it

# ? Jun 18, 2016 00:03

fatherdog: Feb 16, 2005

mmafighting posted:

Following his controversial majority decision victory over Fabio Maldonaldo Friday night in St. Petersburg, Russia at EFN 50, a fight in which he almost got knocked out in the first round, Emelianenko implied that his fighting days aren't over yet.

"All is still ahead," he said at the post-fight press conference, "we will fight on."

# ? Jun 18, 2016 01:40

afatwhiteloaf: Oct 19, 2012

currently on WSOF: USA chants in a fight between a Peruvian and a Brazilian

# ? Jun 18, 2016 02:32

Officer Sandvich: Feb 14, 2010

lmao @ everything about that fight

# ? Jun 18, 2016 03:09

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

someone said fedor ran like QWOP so i did this

https://vine.co/v/ildzTqiV9vb

# ? Jun 18, 2016 03:15

Tezcatlipoca: Sep 18, 2009

I like when Doomsday hits people in the body and legs so I liked that fight.

# ? Jun 18, 2016 03:15

TheUltimateDoofus: May 21, 2016

manyak posted:

the youngest is bizarrely JDS at 32.

sometimes I forget brazilian years isn't just a joke

# ? Jun 18, 2016 03:25

fatherdog: Feb 16, 2005

TheUltimateDoofus posted:

sometimes I forget brazilian years isn't just a joke

tbf JDS looked like a middle-aged janitor when he was 20

# ? Jun 18, 2016 03:32

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# ? May 18, 2024 03:45

MysteryNad: Dec 5, 2003; Here in my guard
I feel safest of all
I can lock up my guard
It's the only way to fight
In guard

I don't know why but WSoF set up a brother vs brother fight for their next card. Phoenix Jones vs Caros Fodor is official.

# ? Jun 18, 2016 03:34

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