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GameCube: Nov 21, 2006

# ? Jun 17, 2016 22:26

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# ? May 13, 2024 07:44

HAIL eSATA-n: Apr 7, 2007

GameCube posted:

I can't clearly read that on my phone without effort so I'm just not going to.

regards,

# ? Jun 17, 2016 22:28

Stymie: Jan 9, 2001; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

zen death robot posted:

what the hell does this have to do with apple

apple is desperate to break into the chinese market because their north america sales are waning in the face of their declining quality under tim's leadership

# ? Jun 17, 2016 22:41

GameCube: Nov 21, 2006

apple wants china so badly they made a phone just for them. the iPhone 5-China, or "5C," for short

# ? Jun 17, 2016 22:42

Agile Vector: May 21, 2007; scrum bored

GameCube posted:

apple wants china so badly they made a phone just for them. the iPhone 5-China, or "5C," for short

(project)red is a really clever long play for the mainland market :prepop:

# ? Jun 17, 2016 23:13

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

is that why they loaded U2 onto my phone

# ? Jun 17, 2016 23:16

emoji: Jun 4, 2004

Agile Vector posted:

(project)red is a really clever long play for the mainland market

Actually it's AIDS.

# ? Jun 17, 2016 23:17

PleasureKevin: Jan 2, 2011

how separate are the courts from the government in china?

# ? Jun 17, 2016 23:49

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

PleasureKevin posted:

how separate are the courts from the government in china?

as close as .999999999999 is to 1

# ? Jun 18, 2016 00:04

maniacdevnull: Apr 18, 2007; FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

PleasureKevin posted:

how separate are the courts from the government in china?

they have freelance courts so its complete separation of court and state

# ? Jun 18, 2016 00:44

Necc0: Jun 30, 2005; by exmarx; Broken Cake

PleasureKevin posted:

many speculated it would be macOS 11, macOS 12 or just macOS Sierra or something

ok people throw out the 'ol 'who cares' a lot but holy poo poo

who cares

# ? Jun 18, 2016 04:26

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

nerds.

nerds care

# ? Jun 18, 2016 04:32

atomicthumbs: Dec 26, 2010; We're in the business of extending man's senses.

# ? Jun 18, 2016 04:33

JewKiller 3000: Nov 28, 2006; by Lowtax

atomicthumbs posted:

bro i saw your posts on sfist randomly earlier today

# ? Jun 18, 2016 04:36

Asymmetric POSTer: Aug 17, 2005

atomicthumbs posted:

hp is so bad

# ? Jun 18, 2016 04:40

Agile Vector: May 21, 2007; scrum bored

mishaq posted:

hp is so piss

# ? Jun 18, 2016 05:02

atomicthumbs: Dec 26, 2010; We're in the business of extending man's senses.

JewKiller 3000 posted:

bro i saw your posts on sfist randomly earlier today

i can't really remember commenting except when a cyclist got run over and the car dragged the bike past the window of the classroom i was in and a couple of blocks away and i tipped them off

# ? Jun 18, 2016 05:26

Agile Vector: May 21, 2007; scrum bored

atomicthumbs posted:

i can't really remember commenting except when a cyclist got run over and i tipped them off

i understand shaggaring irl but actually pushing him over is rude

# ? Jun 18, 2016 05:27

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

Agile Vector posted:

hp is so badass

# ? Jun 18, 2016 05:27

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
sexually

JewKiller 3000 posted:

bro i saw your posts on sfist randomly earlier today

interesting

what other fisting forums and websites do you visit regularly?

# ? Jun 19, 2016 05:09

cremnob: Jun 30, 2010

BOTTOM LINE: Apple and others want skilled labor as CHEAPLY as possible. That�s a main reason why Apple and other tech firms are not supporting Trump � they want unlimited H-1Bs, so they can pay Ajeet from India half what they�d have to pay Tom from Tulsa who can�t find a job after graduating from college and has to live in his parents basement because Apple got Ajeet from India to do it on the CHEAP.

Before I return you to your regularly-scheduled progressive groupthink that�s obsessed with banning a gun (AR-15) that was not even used during yet another ISLAMIC TERRORIST�S RAMPAGE and/or pretending it was about �THE GAYS� � even though the ISLAMIC TERRORIST cased Disney World first, but found security too tight, so the ISLAMIC TERRORIST chose a place he�d been to multiple times where he knew the likelihood of armed resistance to be low or non-existent so that the ISLAMIC TERRORIST could maximize his killing spree�s body count. He�d been there multiple times before, by the way, BECAUSE THE ISLAMIC TERRORIST WAS GAY. He went on JIHAD during RAMADAN because the ISLAMIC TERRORIST believed he�d be forgiven his SIN of being GAY by Allah.

So, the solution isn�t to disarm the law-abiding populace by trampling their constitutional rights. The solution isn�t to hold more gay rights parades. The solution is to stop ISLAMIC TERRORISM by stopping ISLAMIC TERRORISTS by any means necessary.

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# ? Jun 19, 2016 07:51

creationist believer: Feb 16, 2007; College Slice

thought this was the worst post but then

cremnob posted:

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# ? Jun 19, 2016 08:11

Smythe: Oct 12, 2003

cremnob posted:

BOTTOM LINE: Apple and others want skilled labor as CHEAPLY as possible. Thats a main reason why Apple and other tech firms are not supporting Trump they want unlimited H-1Bs, so they can pay Ajeet from India half what theyd have to pay Tom from Tulsa who cant find a job after graduating from college and has to live in his parents basement because Apple got Ajeet from India to do it on the CHEAP.

Before I return you to your regularly-scheduled progressive groupthink thats obsessed with banning a gun (AR-15) that was not even used during yet another ISLAMIC TERRORISTS RAMPAGE and/or pretending it was about THE GAYS even though the ISLAMIC TERRORIST cased Disney World first, but found security too tight, so the ISLAMIC TERRORIST chose a place hed been to multiple times where he knew the likelihood of armed resistance to be low or non-existent so that the ISLAMIC TERRORIST could maximize his killing sprees body count. Hed been there multiple times before, by the way, BECAUSE THE ISLAMIC TERRORIST WAS GAY. He went on JIHAD during RAMADAN because the ISLAMIC TERRORIST believed hed be forgiven his SIN of being GAY by Allah.

So, the solution isnt to disarm the law-abiding populace by trampling their constitutional rights. The solution isnt to hold more gay rights parades. The solution is to stop ISLAMIC TERRORISM by stopping ISLAMIC TERRORISTS by any means necessary.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Lmfao

# ? Jun 19, 2016 08:12

Larry Parrish: Jul 9, 2012; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

cremnob posted:

BOTTOM LINE: Apple and others want skilled labor as CHEAPLY as possible. That�s a main reason why Apple and other tech firms are not supporting Trump � they want unlimited H-1Bs, so they can pay Ajeet from India half what they�d have to pay Tom from Tulsa who can�t find a job after graduating from college and has to live in his parents basement because Apple got Ajeet from India to do it on the CHEAP.

Before I return you to your regularly-scheduled progressive groupthink that�s obsessed with banning a gun (AR-15) that was not even used during yet another ISLAMIC TERRORIST�S RAMPAGE and/or pretending it was about �THE GAYS� � even though the ISLAMIC TERRORIST cased Disney World first, but found security too tight, so the ISLAMIC TERRORIST chose a place he�d been to multiple times where he knew the likelihood of armed resistance to be low or non-existent so that the ISLAMIC TERRORIST could maximize his killing spree�s body count. He�d been there multiple times before, by the way, BECAUSE THE ISLAMIC TERRORIST WAS GAY. He went on JIHAD during RAMADAN because the ISLAMIC TERRORIST believed he�d be forgiven his SIN of being GAY by Allah.

So, the solution isn�t to disarm the law-abiding populace by trampling their constitutional rights. The solution isn�t to hold more gay rights parades. The solution is to stop ISLAMIC TERRORISM by stopping ISLAMIC TERRORISTS by any means necessary.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Wrecked.

# ? Jun 19, 2016 08:13

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

cremnob posted:

BOTTOM LINE: Apple and others want skilled labor as CHEAPLY as possible. That�s a main reason why Apple and other tech firms are not supporting Trump � they want unlimited H-1Bs, so they can pay Ajeet from India half what they�d have to pay Tom from Tulsa who can�t find a job after graduating from college and has to live in his parents basement because Apple got Ajeet from India to do it on the CHEAP.

Before I return you to your regularly-scheduled progressive groupthink that�s obsessed with banning a gun (AR-15) that was not even used during yet another ISLAMIC TERRORIST�S RAMPAGE and/or pretending it was about �THE GAYS� � even though the ISLAMIC TERRORIST cased Disney World first, but found security too tight, so the ISLAMIC TERRORIST chose a place he�d been to multiple times where he knew the likelihood of armed resistance to be low or non-existent so that the ISLAMIC TERRORIST could maximize his killing spree�s body count. He�d been there multiple times before, by the way, BECAUSE THE ISLAMIC TERRORIST WAS GAY. He went on JIHAD during RAMADAN because the ISLAMIC TERRORIST believed he�d be forgiven his SIN of being GAY by Allah.

So, the solution isn�t to disarm the law-abiding populace by trampling their constitutional rights. The solution isn�t to hold more gay rights parades. The solution is to stop ISLAMIC TERRORISM by stopping ISLAMIC TERRORISTS by any means necessary.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Smythe posted:

Lmfao

# ? Jun 19, 2016 13:28

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK: Sep 11, 2008; Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola
-Cheap Trick; Nap Ghost

cremnob posted:

BOTTOM LINE: Apple and others want skilled labor as CHEAPLY as possible. That�s a main reason why Apple and other tech firms are not supporting Trump � they want unlimited H-1Bs, so they can pay Ajeet from India half what they�d have to pay Tom from Tulsa who can�t find a job after graduating from college and has to live in his parents basement because Apple got Ajeet from India to do it on the CHEAP.

Before I return you to your regularly-scheduled progressive groupthink that�s obsessed with banning a gun (AR-15) that was not even used during yet another ISLAMIC TERRORIST�S RAMPAGE and/or pretending it was about �THE GAYS� � even though the ISLAMIC TERRORIST cased Disney World first, but found security too tight, so the ISLAMIC TERRORIST chose a place he�d been to multiple times where he knew the likelihood of armed resistance to be low or non-existent so that the ISLAMIC TERRORIST could maximize his killing spree�s body count. He�d been there multiple times before, by the way, BECAUSE THE ISLAMIC TERRORIST WAS GAY. He went on JIHAD during RAMADAN because the ISLAMIC TERRORIST believed he�d be forgiven his SIN of being GAY by Allah.

So, the solution isn�t to disarm the law-abiding populace by trampling their constitutional rights. The solution isn�t to hold more gay rights parades. The solution is to stop ISLAMIC TERRORISM by stopping ISLAMIC TERRORISTS by any means necessary.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

ty zdr

# ? Jun 19, 2016 13:34

Penguissimo: Apr 7, 2007

I was skeptical about voting to bring cremnob back but this makes it all worthwhile

# ? Jun 19, 2016 13:40

VAGENDA OF MANOCIDE: Aug 1, 2004; whoa, what just happened here?; College Slice

Ban pleasurekevin :toot:

# ? Jun 19, 2016 14:56

flakeloaf: Feb 26, 2003; Still better than android clock

Penguissimo posted:

I was skeptical about voting to bring cremnob back but this makes it all worthwhile

ditto

also lomarf

# ? Jun 19, 2016 15:01

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

i like scrolling past cremnob posts while not reading them

# ? Jun 19, 2016 16:24

Asymmetric POSTer: Aug 17, 2005

exploding mummy posted:

ty zdr

# ? Jun 19, 2016 17:12

BONGHITZ: Jan 1, 1970

I thought it was a good and well thought out post

# ? Jun 19, 2016 18:17

Assepoester: Jul 18, 2004; Can't post for 10 years!; Melman v2

As good and well thought out as the apple watch, to be sure

# ? Jun 19, 2016 19:13

Joe 30330: Dec 20, 2007; "We have this notion that if you're poor, you cannot do it. Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids."

As the audience reluctantly began to applaud during the silence, Biden tried to fix his remarks.

"Wealthy kids, black kids, Asian kids -- no, I really mean it." Biden said.

Kevin creating a vacuum of pleasure lately

# ? Jun 20, 2016 05:40

maniacdevnull: Apr 18, 2007; FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

cremnob posted:

BOTTOM LINE: Apple and others want skilled labor as CHEAPLY as possible. That’s a main reason why Apple and other tech firms are not supporting Trump – they want unlimited H-1Bs, so they can pay Ajeet from India half what they’d have to pay Tom from Tulsa who can’t find a job after graduating from college and has to live in his parents basement because Apple got Ajeet from India to do it on the CHEAP.

Before I return you to your regularly-scheduled progressive groupthink that’s obsessed with banning a gun (AR-15) that was not even used during yet another ISLAMIC TERRORIST’S RAMPAGE and/or pretending it was about “THE GAYS” – even though the ISLAMIC TERRORIST cased Disney World first, but found security too tight, so the ISLAMIC TERRORIST chose a place he’d been to multiple times where he knew the likelihood of armed resistance to be low or non-existent so that the ISLAMIC TERRORIST could maximize his killing spree’s body count. He’d been there multiple times before, by the way, BECAUSE THE ISLAMIC TERRORIST WAS GAY. He went on JIHAD during RAMADAN because the ISLAMIC TERRORIST believed he’d be forgiven his SIN of being GAY by Allah.

So, the solution isn’t to disarm the law-abiding populace by trampling their constitutional rights. The solution isn’t to hold more gay rights parades. The solution is to stop ISLAMIC TERRORISM by stopping ISLAMIC TERRORISTS by any means necessary.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Bless

# ? Jun 20, 2016 05:53

Satellit3: Oct 21, 2008

flakeloaf posted:

lomarf

# ? Jun 20, 2016 13:53

GameCube: Nov 21, 2006

lol. check this out: the icon for the clock app on the iphone. you know how it shows the real time on the icon? well if you put it in a folder, it doesn't. but then you click the folder and it zooms in, and the icon changes. more tim garbage. it sucks

# ? Jun 20, 2016 15:22

theflyingexecutive: Apr 22, 2007

whoa man u really blew the lid off this crapple fail good looking out brother...........

# ? Jun 20, 2016 15:27

GameCube: Nov 21, 2006

its a huge fail and it sucks!

# ? Jun 20, 2016 15:28

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# ? May 13, 2024 07:44

The Management: Jan 2, 2010; sup, bitch?

GameCube posted:

lol. check this out: the icon for the clock app on the iphone. you know how it shows the real time on the icon? well if you put it in a folder, it doesn't. but then you click the folder and it zooms in, and the icon changes. more tim garbage. it sucks

there are plenty of problems in iOS. this, however, is just your brain being broken.

# ? Jun 20, 2016 15:35

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