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Electric Lady
Mar 21, 2010

To be victorious
you must find glory
in the little things
WWE would be stupid to not keep Bryan in the company in some capacity. He's one of the hardest-working people in the business, to a fault, well-respected by workers and well-liked by fans.

More cynically, he could also be kept around as a token of how the company is improving its medical relations with wrestlers, which has caused a lot of trouble for them in the past by not doing the same.

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jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


"Who would be a good person to talk to about not hurting my neck so much?" Nikki asked herself

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


Go RV! posted:

Anyway, hopefully that means DB will be able to do some wrestlethings behind the scenes in the future.

The new WWE Network original series, Daniel Bryan's Wrestlethings.

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

I think I'm getting old because I actually find Dennis Miller funny now. I watch old Dennis Miller Live a lot nowadays and I never used to like him.

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
double post...

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

njsykora posted:

The new WWE Network original series, Daniel Bryan's Wrestlethings.

I would pay so much money to watch a weekly show where Daniel Bryan goes and works different places Dirty Jobs style.

Grozz Nuy
Feb 21, 2008

Welcome to Moonside.

Wecomel to Soonmide.

Moonwel ot cosidme.

NotQuiteQuentin posted:

so many photos of his weird demon eyes with no irises and all pupils

Just constantly upload still frames of himself from that Popping Dogs episode

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

St Evan Echoes posted:

"Who would be a good person to talk to about not hurting my neck so much?" Nikki asked herself

Ah, there's the silver lining.

Skaw
Aug 5, 2004
I can't wait for Nikki Bella to start using Cattle Mutilation.

ShootaBoy
Jan 6, 2010

Anime is Bad.
Except for Pokemon, Valkyria Chronicles and 100% OJ.

BROCK LESBIAN posted:

I would pay so much money to watch a weekly show where Daniel Bryan goes and works different places Dirty Jobs style.

AMReese
Jan 31, 2011

I'm driving with my mind!

Skaw posted:

I can't wait for Nikki Bella to start using Cattle Mutilation.

Just so we're clear... there's a reason why they wouldn't let Bryan use that move while the Last Chancery is allowed. It's all about how much of their faces are exposed for the camera and to let people see the pain of being put in that hold.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

AMReese posted:

Just so we're clear... there's a reason why they wouldn't let Bryan use that move while the Last Chancery is allowed. It's all about how much of their faces are exposed for the camera and to let people see the pain of being put in that hold.

Carmella's submission is basically perfect for WWE in that respect. Her opponent faces forward in pain while she does a sexy pose. I'm surprised there aren't more holds that incorporate poses.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

https://twitter.com/TripleH/status/744006619583778818

ZDar Fan
Oct 15, 2012

oldpainless posted:

Levar LaForge looks good for being like 60. Of course you know what they say about black people.

I certainly know what the Hulkster says about them.

Ostentatious
Sep 29, 2010

#BlessUp

Platypus Farm
Jul 12, 2003

Francis is my name, and breeding is my game. All bow before the fertile smut-god!

BROCK LESBIAN posted:

I would pay so much money to watch a weekly show where Daniel Bryan goes and works different places Dirty Jobs style.

But only if it was a tag-team show where he and Mike Rowe went back and forth tagging each other into the nastiest, shittiest parts of each job.

Mike: Oh look at that, time to stick my finger in an alligator's butt to check the sex *tag*
Daniel: drat it mike, you know I hate this. *sticks finger in alligator*

rovert
Jun 10, 2013

Go RV! posted:

Anyway, hopefully that means DB will be able to do some wrestlethings behind the scenes in the future.

Expect something very soon on that front. Within the month actually.

Nothing mind blowing just something fairly cool.

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
https://twitter.com/joeyryanonline/status/744039163423494145

In the last week the title went Joey Ryan>Rey Mysterio>Joey Ryan>Chuck Taylor>Scott Hall

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

fart blood posted:

I think I'm getting old because I actually find Dennis Miller funny now. I watch old Dennis Miller Live a lot nowadays and I never used to like him.

Miller was good with the occasional flash of brilliance back in the day. Unfortunately he became a big 9/11 Changed Everything whack-job and started punching down harder than Brock Lesnar trying to win a title.

Ostentatious
Sep 29, 2010

Every conservative comedian is bad at being funny

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

i knew about daniel bryan running smackdown two weeks ago

AMReese
Jan 31, 2011

I'm driving with my mind!
My most vivid memory of Dennis Miller, besides Robin Williams stealing two jokes of his during his Broadway special:

jokemen posted:

Miller: "And the swastika is just a plus sign doing carthweels"
Williams: "And the swastika is just a Tibetan good luck charm."

Miller: "It was going to be dead man hopping!"
Williams: "It was going to be dead man hopping!" *proceeds to do hopping motions on one foot*
...is him jokingly downplaying global warming and saying that a shift in degrees wouldn't do anything. Not to mention hearing about him bombing as the guest host of Raw and during the Slammy's.

AMReese fucked around with this message at 10:39 on Jun 18, 2016

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

Have fun!

oldpainless posted:

Levar LaForge looks good for being like 60. Of course you know what they say about black people.

Once you go white, you go right back to black?

Perry Normal
Jul 23, 2010

Humans disgust me. Vile creatures.

StarkRavingMad posted:

https://twitter.com/joeyryanonline/status/744039163423494145

In the last week the title went Joey Ryan>Rey Mysterio>Joey Ryan>Chuck Taylor>Scott Hall

Somebody's going to catch Hall in some DDP Yoga pose and pin him.

ICHIBAHN
Feb 21, 2007

by Cyrano4747
What the Christ does blessup mean?

rovert
Jun 10, 2013

Cavauro posted:

i knew about daniel bryan running smackdown two weeks ago

Not that.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

busted. Busted, rovert. You Have got bazinga'd and you're scrambling

Rags to Liches
Mar 11, 2008

future skeleton soldier


Perry Normal posted:

Somebody's going to catch Hall in some DDP Yoga pose and pin him.

If it's not Jake or DDP I'm gonna be mad

Happy Happyist
Jul 23, 2007

I need your assistance to make the world blue and change it into a happy and peaceful society.

ICHIBAHN posted:

What the Christ does blessup mean?

It can be a friendly greeting, an equivalent to "I am blessed", or getting pumped about something.

ICHIBAHN
Feb 21, 2007

by Cyrano4747
Sounds loving ridiculous

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

god you suck

ICHIBAHN
Feb 21, 2007

by Cyrano4747
gently caress up ya warmer

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
https://twitter.com/TheProductDS/status/744389294526181376

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


I saw a dude at Global Wars wearing that so he either gave his shirt to Sami or that shirt is available for mass consumption. I hope the latter is the case.

6EQUJ5 6 7
Sep 1, 2012

I'd do the same as you.
I have always thought that pic of Haitch was hilarious. I hope that shirt is something one could purchase.

Shawn Cotureier
Jan 21, 2009

Still better than Umberger
Gimmick WWE twitter accounts are all the rage these days

https://twitter.com/wwealwayssunny

https://twitter.com/wwealwayssunny/status/744190768609374208

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



Holy poo poo, the banner on Tim Zbyszko's twitter account:

https://twitter.com/TimothyZbsyzko

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Davros1 posted:

Holy poo poo, the banner on Tim Zbyszko's twitter account:

https://twitter.com/TimothyZbsyzko

That's from the game Trials: Fusion.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Vince MechMahon posted:

That's from the game Trials: Fusion.



dont forget about the newest trials game

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rovert
Jun 10, 2013
Seeing Vince leisurely and outdoors is odd

https://twitter.com/StephMcMahon/status/744599967210348544

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