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Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse
Getting stabbed or shot doesn't quickly incapacitate people most of the time, so that's asking for a bit much. Spasms and uncontrollable diarrhea don't sound so bad.

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Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

Maybe the scholar got it a bit wrong? From P-mack's posts we know that happened a lot.

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse
Look for the 'dubious quick kill' for the hard data on the art of murdering people.

Trin Tragula
Apr 22, 2005

100 Years Ago

Time for another map of Verdun; as the Germans prepare for another attack, this time with the aid of phosgene gas, the French are occupying something called the "Line of Panic". At ground level, Henri Desagneaux succeeds in moving position without dying. German ace Max Immelmann gets shot down by a rather ridiculous British plane; Oskar Teichman watches an air raid in Egypt; Robert Pelissier goes on an ill-advised adventure into No Man's Land; Evelyn Southwell is trying to come to terms with the death of a friend; and Maximilian Mugge is back to describing his hut-mates.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

In this photo I see three Lewis guns. Is that one just behind the observer's seat and pointing forward?? The hell?

okay, Wikipedia describes the photograph as such:

quote:

The observer's cockpit was fitted with three guns, one fixed forward-firing for the pilot to aim, one moveable forward-firing and one moveable rear-firing mounted on a pole over the upper wing. The observer had to stand on his seat in order to use the rear-firing gun.

Being the observer must have been fun with the pilot's machinegun blazing just inches from your head. These people were mad.

Trin Tragula
Apr 22, 2005

Wait, you've got a photo that shows a man literally demonstrating how he will stand on the plane while it is 5,000 feet above the ground and enemy planes are thought to be nearby, and *that's* the thing that makes you declare him mad?

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa
Maybe it helped that there was a man with a machinegun pointing at his head telling him to stand up?

Of course, just flying in one of those things with no parachute was mad in and of itself

Trin Tragula
Apr 22, 2005

Nenonen posted:

Maybe it helped that there was a man with a machinegun pointing at his head telling him to stand up?

Yeah, so where is it pointing after he stands up?

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa
WW1 aviators had such huge balls that a bullet would have just ricochet'd.

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

Nenonen posted:

WW1 aviators had such huge balls that a bullet would have just ricochet'd.

Two images to support this:



This is a photo taken of a height climber's forward gondola. Note the two ladders. The walk from the forward gondola to the bathroom was 700 feet, and at the start and the end of that you have to climb (or descend) a ladder. Now imagine climbing the really scary ladder, at night, really close to the whirling 18 ft propeller, while suffering from altitude sickness. As you would at 20,000 ft.


This is a photo taken from a late war British blimp with one of those fancy 'enclosed cabins.'



I also came across this image:



So in 1917, the blimp SS15 was on patrol with some destroyers in the north Sea, when the engine up and died. SubLt. Cyril Pike, in command in the back seat, ordered his radioman ("wireless Telegraph" operator) Fredrick Crawford to start the engine. It was Crawford's second flight and he'd never started an aircraft engine before. After Crawford had a go, Pike got on the sheet of plywood and spent 45 minutes trying to start the engine. While this was going on, SS15 gained and then lost altitude before crashing into the sea. Fortunately Pike had signaled the destroyers, and he and Crawford were in the water only a few minutes, clutching at the gondola, before a launch rescued them. When both men were aboard, Pike learned Crawford couldn't swim.

e: old air warfare images ahoy. May I direct your attention to the man-lifting kites?

Nebakenezzer fucked around with this message at 16:35 on Jun 18, 2016

LeadSled
Jan 7, 2008

Whole lotta nope going on in those photos.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Trin Tragula posted:

Wait, you've got a photo that shows a man literally demonstrating how he will stand on the plane while it is 5,000 feet above the ground and enemy planes are thought to be nearby, and *that's* the thing that makes you declare him mad?

Makes perfect sense to me. With that ridiculous machine gun set up you're more likely to merely fall several thousand feet to your death instead of plunging several thousand feet to your death trapped in a burning airplane.

I'll take skydiving without a parachute any time.

aphid_licker
Jan 7, 2009


The WW1 history of the parachute is completely inexplicable to me. They had the bloody things perfected and working just fine before the war even breaks out and then decided that observation balloon crew were the only people who really needed them. And the pilots, at least some of whom must've met an observation balloon crew member at some loving point and also knew that they faced pretty decent odds of being shot down or having something vital fall off their marginally flyable deathtrap over the course of their career, apparently decided that falling to their deaths while possibly on fire was preferable to taking along one of these newfangled contraptions. And the military leadership, who knew that having trained pilots was really really important, also were okay with this. Has it ever been put forth as an explanation for this whole WW1 thing that everyone involved may have been really loving stupid?

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

aphid_licker posted:

The WW1 history of the parachute is completely inexplicable to me. They had the bloody things perfected and working just fine before the war even breaks out and then decided that observation balloon crew were the only people who really needed them. And the pilots, at least some of whom must've met an observation balloon crew member at some loving point and also knew that they faced pretty decent odds of being shot down or having something vital fall off their marginally flyable deathtrap over the course of their career, apparently decided that falling to their deaths while possibly on fire was preferable to taking along one of these newfangled contraptions. And the military leadership, who knew that having trained pilots was really really important, also were okay with this. Has it ever been put forth as an explanation for this whole WW1 thing that everyone involved may have been really loving stupid?

The only explanation I've heard is that airplanes were really expensive and hard to make. If pilots had parachutes they would abandon them too quickly rather than trying to fly them to safety where they could be repaired.

Could be an urban legend.

Hazzard
Mar 16, 2013
How much did parachutes improve survival rates in WW2? I was curious about how effective they were.

Disinterested
Jun 29, 2011

You look like you're still raking it in. Still killing 'em?

Hazzard posted:

How much did parachutes improve survival rates in WW2? I was curious about how effective they were.

I wonder: at what altitude are they effective?

Chamale
Jul 11, 2010

I'm helping!



Nebakenezzer posted:


This is a photo taken of a height climber's forward gondola. Note the two ladders. The walk from the forward gondola to the bathroom was 700 feet, and at the start and the end of that you have to climb (or descend) a ladder. Now imagine climbing the really scary ladder, at night, really close to the whirling 18 ft propeller, while suffering from altitude sickness. As you would at 20,000 ft.

In that situation I'd just piss out the window.

Nothingtoseehere
Nov 11, 2010


Chamale posted:

In that situation I'd just piss out the window.

Sure: but are you going to poo poo out a window?

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

nothing to seehere posted:

Sure: but are you going to poo poo out a window?

It's possible.

Koramei
Nov 11, 2011

I have three regrets
The first is to be born in Joseon.
How long are they on those flights for?

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

Koramei posted:

How long are they on those flights for?

Anywhere from 12-24 hours, depending

Chamale posted:

In that situation I'd just piss out the window.

Counterpoint: -60 C

Nebakenezzer fucked around with this message at 20:21 on Jun 18, 2016

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
Sorry if this was covered in the past 20 trillion pages but it's something I've always wondered about. Josef Stalin was one of the most paranoid people to ever live. He purged his army officers,cabinet members,party officials, etc. So why did he believe that Adolf Hitler would stick to their Non Aggression Pact?

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
He probably thought Hitler wasn't stupid enough to fight a two front war and would finish the west off before turning east.

Never bet against Hitler's stupidity.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Your Gay Uncle posted:

Sorry if this was covered in the past 20 trillion pages but it's something I've always wondered about. Josef Stalin was one of the most paranoid people to ever live. He purged his army officers,cabinet members,party officials, etc. So why did he believe that Adolf Hitler would stick to their Non Aggression Pact?

Wishful thinking and mental illness. He didn't believe that that Hitler would attack even when Germans were pouring over the border.

married but discreet
May 7, 2005


Taco Defender
Ignoring the nerdery, is there something to this guy's claim that the invention of cannons made holing up in castles an unviable strategy and necessitated more open field confrontations, which in turn required larger armies, thus more centralized government, ending the feudal age?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDdKmx0PW7s

sullat
Jan 9, 2012
Also, the USSR was providing Germany with oil, grain, and other critical materials at sweetheart prices. He probably figured the trade deals were sufficient protection, especially since Germany's wartime economy would tank without them.

CoolCab
Apr 17, 2005

glem

Your Gay Uncle posted:

Sorry if this was covered in the past 20 trillion pages but it's something I've always wondered about. Josef Stalin was one of the most paranoid people to ever live. He purged his army officers,cabinet members,party officials, etc. So why did he believe that Adolf Hitler would stick to their Non Aggression Pact?

Someone more knowledgeable can correct me if I'm wrong, but as I understand it: because the diplomatic agreements that both sides had very carefully crafted were designed so that attacking at that moment would be incredibly loving dumb. War between the two powers was considered inevitable, but both sides needed both time and resources to prepare for it: the Soviets were shipping industrial resources to Nazi Germany right up until the very last hour, iirc, Stalin knew that Hitler needed these. Stalin gambled, (heavily) on the better judgement of Hitler to not open another front into a massive army that was also a vital trade partner just before the horrific Russian winter.

In a way it didn't work out, in another it sort of did?

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

IM_DA_DECIDER posted:

Ignoring the nerdery, is there something to this guy's claim that the invention of cannons made holing up in castles an unviable strategy and necessitated more open field confrontations, which in turn required larger armies, thus more centralized government, ending the feudal age?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDdKmx0PW7s

Someone who knows more can talk more about it but off the top of my head sieges actually got bigger and longer in order to deal with entrenched fortifications, which did then lead to larger armies and (eventually) more centralized government

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008
all those old high-walled medieval castles were made obsolete but it's not like fortifications in general were, europeans still kept building forts and walls around everything for hundreds of years afterwards, just the fortifications became lower, more sloped, and thicker

Kanine
Aug 5, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

HEY GAL posted:


Sebastian Vrancx, Landscape with Horsemen at Rest

Considering the way early modern armies traveled and lived, most of the early modern soldier's war experience would have looked like a less idealized version of this, a little group travelling trouppenweise ("as a troop") through the world. I love pictures that are just soldiers hanging out.

Edit: Taking this opportunity to mention, once again, my favorite Vrancx painting:

Look at that pikeman! His jacket is probably too small for him (you can't see it under his armor) if he's even got one, it definitely doesn't match his pants, since it's not laced into them and his huge early-modern shirt is hanging out, but by god there's a dagger in his belt. This guy has his priorities straight.

Edit 2: Also check out the contrast between everyone's waists and their pants (like the pikeman in the center foreground in Landscape with Horsemen at Rest) to see how goddamn huge early modern pants are

drat kids with their baggy saggy pants

Cyrano4747
Sep 25, 2006

Yes, I know I'm old, get off my fucking lawn so I can yell at these clouds.

Yeah if anything forts became an even bigger deal. See the Low Countries ca 17th C.

One big impact it had was it put the double underscore on nobles not being able to stare down the monarch by force. Castles were expensive but most were inherited from the days of peasant labor levies. Star forts were ruinously expensive, basically the stealth bombers of their age in that regard. There are other factors but it's one of the big indicators of when non state actors stopped being able to challenge states in toe to toe military confrontations.

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

IM_DA_DECIDER posted:

Ignoring the nerdery, is there something to this guy's claim that the invention of cannons made holing up in castles an unviable strategy and necessitated more open field confrontations, which in turn required larger armies, thus more centralized government, ending the feudal age?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDdKmx0PW7s

The poo poo game of thrones fans come up with never ceases to amaze. The reason there hasn't been any meaningful technological progress over thousands of years in Westeros is because GRRM is terrible with numbers. He thought a 700 foot high wall was a thing that should exist, and that people on the bottom would shoot arrows and such up at the people on top.

Tevery Best
Oct 11, 2013

Hewlo Furriend

Cyrano4747 posted:

Yeah if anything forts became an even bigger deal. See the Low Countries ca 17th C.

One big impact it had was it put the double underscore on nobles not being able to stare down the monarch by force. Castles were expensive but most were inherited from the days of peasant labor levies. Star forts were ruinously expensive, basically the stealth bombers of their age in that regard. There are other factors but it's one of the big indicators of when non state actors stopped being able to challenge states in toe to toe military confrontations.

What if you built a star fort that was also a city and paid for it with your own dime?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zamo%C5%9B%C4%87

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME

StashAugustine posted:

Someone who knows more can talk more about it but off the top of my head sieges actually got bigger and longer in order to deal with entrenched fortifications
this is correct, the siege is the new hot thing in the 16th and 17th century to the point where David Parrot read a french theorist or two who was convinced that battle was obsolete--it'd be sieges and guerrilla fighting from now on

quote:

which did then lead to larger armies and (eventually) more centralized government
maybe and maybe. geoffrey parker certainly thought both points were true, that's his version of the Military Revolution thesis.

Sometimes I'm not sure about the first one--why do you need a big army for a long siege, necessarily? certainly you don't need one inside the fortress. and yet they keep getting bigger, and being kept in being longer, until they scrape against the ceiling of their host states' capacity to keep them around, in the 30yw.

and the second one has been problematized quite a bit by the newest historians' reemphasis on privatization. nowadays we don't forget that the "fiscal military state," except for the 19th and the first three-fourths of the 20th centuries, is one which involves a whole lot of private enterprise in its warmaking.

HEY GUNS fucked around with this message at 22:23 on Jun 18, 2016

Pellisworth
Jun 20, 2005

PittTheElder posted:

The poo poo game of thrones fans come up with never ceases to amaze. The reason there hasn't been any meaningful technological progress over thousands of years in Westeros is because GRRM is terrible with numbers. He thought a 700 foot high wall was a thing that should exist, and that people on the bottom would shoot arrows and such up at the people on top.

Yeah the thesis of that video is pretty dumb, cannons obsoleted older fortifications not designed against cannons but people figured out star forts pretty quick and then you're back to the status quo. The Turks took Constantinople not because cannons trump forts, but because Constantinople had obsolete vertical walls that were vulnerable to cannon fire. And a lot of other reasons.

Dragons seem more analogous to nukes. The only way to respond is either get dragons of your own or hope you can shoot them out of the air. But if they're flying toward you, you're most likely fried.

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

That video's premise seems to be that cannons being able to breach castles is what starts the arms race of more money = larger armies, so that's what pressured rulers to develop more into modern centralized nation-states, but generally more money is always better for whatever you're doing. It's not like castles before cannons came around were utterly invincible.

I can see how a lack of reliance on things like castles would help provoke a more modern idea of borders, but that's about it. Every government always wants more money, and as populations grow dense they require more effective governance to manage. More penetrable castles seem like just a drop in the bucket of causes, and probably appeals more as a catchall to people who prefer military history and like to ignore the squishy and confusing social aspects of history.

PittTheElder posted:

The poo poo game of thrones fans come up with never ceases to amaze. The reason there hasn't been any meaningful technological progress over thousands of years in Westeros is because GRRM is terrible with numbers. He thought a 700 foot high wall was a thing that should exist, and that people on the bottom would shoot arrows and such up at the people on top.

Lord of the Rings has a similar pattern of being really bad with numbers, but it doesn't stand out as much since Tolkien wasn't trying to think tactically or show technological growth. Mostly he just wanted to cover massive spans of time so he could chart out the evolution of his imaginary languages.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Also Tolkien shoved all that poo poo into appendices that you didn't have to read if you didn't want to.

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

PittTheElder posted:

The poo poo game of thrones fans come up with never ceases to amaze. The reason there hasn't been any meaningful technological progress over thousands of years in Westeros is because GRRM is terrible with numbers. He thought a 700 foot high wall was a thing that should exist, and that people on the bottom would shoot arrows and such up at the people on top.

The real deal is that GOT takes place inside a multi-generational spaceship and magic is technology as seen through the eyes of people who don't have the concepts to understand it any other way

Bran the Builder was , the Valaryians are genetically spliced fire people as are their genetic creations the dragons, the ice people are evolved for life on cold planets should the ship ever encounter any suitable ones

ArchangeI
Jul 15, 2010

SlothfulCobra posted:

That video's premise seems to be that cannons being able to breach castles is what starts the arms race of more money = larger armies, so that's what pressured rulers to develop more into modern centralized nation-states, but generally more money is always better for whatever you're doing. It's not like castles before cannons came around were utterly invincible.

I can see how a lack of reliance on things like castles would help provoke a more modern idea of borders, but that's about it. Every government always wants more money, and as populations grow dense they require more effective governance to manage. More penetrable castles seem like just a drop in the bucket of causes, and probably appeals more as a catchall to people who prefer military history and like to ignore the squishy and confusing social aspects of history.

There wasn't a whole lot else an early modern government spent money on, though. During war time military expenses could easily top 75% of the budget, and the average early modern state spent more time at war than it did at peace. Welfare schemes, such as they were, were local and managed by the communities, building infrastructure wasn't really a big thing (certainly not anywhere near the scale of making war). Really the second biggest post of the budget was prestige projects to show off.

Plus in most European states, the monarch couldn't actually set taxes as he saw fit, he had to negotiate with the estates, and they were always stingy (because they were the ones who actually had to pay). Convincing the estates to cough up more money to "improve governance" is pretty much a non-starter at the time, because governance didn't need to be improved upon. For much of Europe in the early modern times, people believed that things had gotten bad because someone had hosed up, and to make things good again things needed to be unfucked. The governance of the past was already perfect, there was nothing to improve upon. The idea that the government needed more money because then it could do other things it previously couldn't would have widely been regarded as an argument against giving the government more money.

There is simply nothing that the early modern state does that requires nearly as much money as warfare, and trying to match the rising costs is what drove states to create increasingly sophisticated taxation methods.

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Rodrigo Diaz
Apr 16, 2007

Knights who are at the wars eat their bread in sorrow;
their ease is weariness and sweat;
they have one good day after many bad

IM_DA_DECIDER posted:

Ignoring the nerdery, is there something to this guy's claim that the invention of cannons made holing up in castles an unviable strategy and necessitated more open field confrontations, which in turn required larger armies, thus more centralized government, ending the feudal age?

Castles are not purely static modes of defense. I'm not going to watch the video though so I can't really address it directly.

HEY GAL posted:

this is correct, the siege is the new hot thing in the 16th and 17th century to the point where David Parrot read a french theorist or two who was convinced that battle was obsolete--it'd be sieges and guerrilla fighting from now on

I mean that's interesting but the double armed man was also a contemporary military theory. People were trying all kinds of garbage things (and, more importantly, writing down every harebrained idea) in the early modern period.

quote:

Sometimes I'm not sure about the first one--why do you need a big army for a long siege, necessarily? certainly you don't need one inside the fortress. and yet they keep getting bigger, and being kept in being longer, until they scrape against the ceiling of their host states' capacity to keep them around, in the 30yw.

Why wouldn't you need a large army inside the fortress? Even in the early modern period, the besieged were not passive defenders whose only means of offense was ranged weapons. And the attackers, of course, would need to encircle the fortress and prepare to defeat a relieving army. This is not all spurred by gunpowder, but it had a big influence.

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