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SurfaceDetail
Feb 17, 2016

by Cowcaster
My cat wont eat wet food. gently caress that weirdo wont even eat tuna

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Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo
Frogbear is pretty awesome

Maw
Feb 18, 2013

Mere minutes after discovering the new technology, it was used to send me a crude ASCII dong.


SurfaceDetail posted:

My cat wont eat wet food. gently caress that weirdo wont even eat tuna

Huh. My cat won't leave me alone if I open a can of tuna until I let her lick the can. Just constant headbutting the backs of my legs and mewling.

Lladre
Jun 28, 2011


Soiled Meat
I was brought up that dogs eat whatever you humans don't finish.

The whole special food just for dogs is kind of silly to me, but the wife is into it so they get half and half.

I do spoil them with dog specific treats. Like dried cow penis. Apparently that's a thing. Not judging my dog for liking on chewing on one.



Oh yeah when he was a puppy we had to tie a cat bell onto him so we wouldn't step on him by accident. Little guy is a ninja.
He ended up eating the bell off his collar and we just threw it out when it passed through him.

SurfaceDetail
Feb 17, 2016

by Cowcaster

Maw posted:

Huh. My cat won't leave me alone if I open a can of tuna until I let her lick the can. Just constant headbutting the backs of my legs and mewling.

picture of my catte

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tuo
Jun 17, 2016

peter gabriel posted:

Not breathe cat methane

Pre-Alpha catte.

You don't know anything about feline development.

But you make very funny videos!

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
My catte is looped out on pain meds due to a UTI. He walks around with his pupils dilated and is incredibly affectionate.

tuo
Jun 17, 2016

Lladre posted:

I was brought up that dogs eat whatever you humans don't finish.

The whole special food just for dogs is kind of silly to me, but the wife is into it so they get half and half.

I do spoil them with dog specific treats. Like dried cow penis. Apparently that's a thing. Not judging my dog for liking on chewing on one.



Oh yeah when he was a puppy we had to tie a cat bell onto him so we wouldn't step on him by accident. Little guy is a ninja.
He ended up eating the bell off his collar and we just threw it out when it passed through him.

That catte looks dangerous!

BTW: I also tend to give the same things I eat to my fuzzballs, just without any seasoning, and with no bones of cooked. They like it. I bring dried swine ears for the dogs when I visit my parents...only because I always wanted to have a reason to buy dried swine ears. They already enjoy dried bull penises, so that accomplishment was taken from me, sadly :/ Won't be able to platinum my life that way :/

tuo fucked around with this message at 20:59 on Jun 18, 2016

Xaerael
Aug 25, 2010

Marching Powder is objectively the worst poster known. He also needs to learn how a keyboard works.

We should start naming CIG members in a name format like Toast chose. Here's my ideas to start:

Croberts: ManOfManyBadToupees
Lesnick: ManBabyOfManyFatRolls
Sandi: WoManOfManyFakeQualifications

Maw
Feb 18, 2013

Mere minutes after discovering the new technology, it was used to send me a crude ASCII dong.


SurfaceDetail posted:

picture of my catte



A good catte imo

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo
I wonder if sarsapariller got their money back :ohdear:

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer

Fat Shat Sings posted:

Also I think the poop is just a treat, they eat that whenever, regardless of how hungry they are. So it falls outside of the "human food -> canned food -> dry food" hierarchy that they are little jerks about

We had a dog whisperer that works with celebrates visit us a few of times for free (parent of another kid at daughters school, and she needed a puppy for some work thing or something). Dunno if everything she said is true or not but we noticed a big difference with our older dog by switching her to a natural raw meat diet when she was young. Apparently the tasty stuff they put in dog food is so strong it lasts right through the digestive system, that why dogs eat poop, what she told us anyway. Once we switched to raw chicken wings and pork ribs, plus other stuff, our first dog stopped that totally and for our 2nd dog we did the same. We don't follow all her advice as some of it is pack stuff and if the dogs want to be arseholes to each other sometimes and chase each other around for 20 minutes I'm not going to worry about it as long as they aren't hurting each other. We noticed a dramatic improvement in the 1st dog's happiness within days and that's from a baseline of not even thinking the dog is unhappy in the first place.

Quavers
Feb 26, 2016

You clearly don't understand game development
Illectro's "SC Persistent Clothes Shopping" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2J2rSrLIZQ

"finally I can gaze upon the awesomeness of the potato, ah, i mean the Sabre"

G0RF
Mar 19, 2015

Some galactic defender you are, Space Cadet.

Maw
Feb 18, 2013

Mere minutes after discovering the new technology, it was used to send me a crude ASCII dong.




More cattes

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

SurfaceDetail posted:

picture of my catte



I'm afraid to zoom in in case there's a reflection of your balls in its eyes.

And that Bohemian Rhapsody photo has genuinely offended me. That's as bad as Kanye West.

Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

cat

Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

I wonder if sarsapariller got their money back :ohdear:

Wasn't he the one who got a refund and then bought back in?

MeLKoR
Dec 23, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Why did I ask, don't know what the gently caress I was expecting. :cry:

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

"Bohemian Parpsody"

Is this a real game?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a flash sale,
No escape from poverty.

Open your wallets,
Look up to the skies and pay,
I'm just a poor commander, I need no sympathy,
Because my money is easy come, easy go,
Little ship, little low,
Anything the dev does doesn't really matter to me, to me.

Mama, just bought a ship,
Put my pin into the site,
Pressed enter, now mine by right.
Mama, my spacelife has just begun,
But now I've gone and thrown my money away.

Mama, ooh,
Didn't mean to make you cry,
If the game is not out this time tomorrow,
Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters.

Too late, another sale has come,
Ship shivers down my spine,
Alpha'a crashing all the time.
Goodbye, paycheck, I've got to buy,
Gotta leave you all behind and RP a catpirate.

Mama, ooh (anyway the dev goes),
I don't wanna PvParp,
I sometimes wish I'd never bought it at all.

I see a little interdictor of a ship,
Buccaneer, Buccaneer, will you be my jpego?
Interdicts and fighting,
Not very exciting me.
(Buyitnow) Buyitnow.
(Buyitnow) Buyitnow,
Buyitnow Sandysayso
Benifico.

I'm just a poor whale, nobody loves me.
He's just a poor whale from a now poor family,
Spare him his life from this monstrosity.

Easy come, easy go, will you let me play?
Benssayno! No, we will not let you play. (Let him play!)
Benssayno! We will not let you play. (Let him play!)
Benssayno! We will not let you play. (Let me play!)
Will not let you play. (Let me play!)
Never, never let you play.
Never let me play, oh.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Oh, mama mia, mama mia (Mama mia, let me play.)
Ben has some concept art for me, for me, for me.

So you think you can PvP me and steal my ride?
So you think you can kill me and leave me to die?
Oh, foruns, can't do this to me, forums,
Just gotta post this, just gotta whine about this here.

(Oh, yeah, oh yeah)

Nothing really matters,
Anyone can see,
Nothing really matters,
Nothing really matters to me.

Anything the devs does.

Fargin Icehole
Feb 19, 2011

Pet me.

SurfaceDetail posted:

picture of my catte



Missing your scrotum on this one

his nibs
Feb 27, 2016

:kayak:Welcome to the:kayak:
Dream Factory
:kayak:
Grimey Drawer

Quavers posted:

Illectro's "SC Persistent Clothes Shopping" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2J2rSrLIZQ

"finally I can gaze upon the awesomeness of the potato, ah, i mean the Sabre"

4m 20secs or

https://youtu.be/u2J2rSrLIZQ?t=257

fucks given: none

his nibs fucked around with this message at 22:05 on Jun 18, 2016

Fat Shat Sings
Jan 24, 2016

Foo Diddley posted:

Wasn't he the one who got a refund and then bought back in?

When talking about sarspariller make sure to say

"Wasn't he the one who bought in for $4,000, got a refund due to being disillusioned and then when the PU came out bought back in for $4000 more dollars"

"getting a refund and buying back" is only the tip of that stupidity iceberg

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/RayRoocroftCIG/status/743813972504125440

Roy on twitter is cracking me up, boy does that guy hate the company he works for.

SurfaceDetail
Feb 17, 2016

by Cowcaster

Fargin Icehole posted:

Missing your scrotum on this one

look harder

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

surface detail give us an update on the general feeling around the workplace

Lovely Joe Stalin
Jun 12, 2007

Our Lovely Wang

AP posted:

https://twitter.com/RayRoocroftCIG/status/743813972504125440

Roy on twitter is cracking me up, boy does that guy hate the company he works for.

I can't believe that after all the paranoia and mole-hunting:

A) He has the balls to do this on their official feed.
B) Sandi hasn't rumbled him.

He must be pissing himself laughing every time he thinks about that myopic chicken-necked oval office.

Nyeehg
Jul 14, 2013

Grimey Drawer
Since dogs and cats keep coming up, I got a problem I wanna run by the thread.

So I've seriously been considering getting a dog. I love dogs and I feel having a dog around would be good for me and my little brother (who I live with).

The thing is, while I've had pets all my life, it's been over 15 years since I last owned a dog (my cat wouldn't allow new pets). While I'd like to think I know what I'm getting into, does anyone here have any advice/suggestions of things I should know before I go through with it?

Thanks.

SurfaceDetail
Feb 17, 2016

by Cowcaster

Nyeehg posted:

Since dogs and cats keep coming up, I got a problem I wanna run by the thread.

So I've seriously been considering getting a dog. I love dogs and I feel having a dog around would be good for me and my little brother (who I live with).

The thing is, while I've had pets all my life, it's been over 15 years since I last owned a dog (my cat wouldn't allow new pets). While I'd like to think I know what I'm getting into, does anyone here have any advice/suggestions of things I should know before I go through with it?

Thanks.

dogs have evolved an immunity to dark chocolate

SurfaceDetail
Feb 17, 2016

by Cowcaster

Google Butt posted:

surface detail give us an update on the general feeling around the workplace

its real bad. very nervous

Lladre
Jun 28, 2011


Soiled Meat

Nyeehg posted:

Since dogs and cats keep coming up, I got a problem I wanna run by the thread.

So I've seriously been considering getting a dog. I love dogs and I feel having a dog around would be good for me and my little brother (who I live with).

The thing is, while I've had pets all my life, it's been over 15 years since I last owned a dog (my cat wouldn't allow new pets). While I'd like to think I know what I'm getting into, does anyone here have any advice/suggestions of things I should know before I go through with it?

Thanks.

Get two. Unless one of you is home all day.
Get small ones.
They poop less, eat less and never not fit on your lap.

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2J2rSrLIZQ&t=1209s

Comments are heating up.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Is Crabs Cribcage arrested for fraud yet?

Lovely Joe Stalin
Jun 12, 2007

Our Lovely Wang
Can you afford to feed it, cover vet's fees, and (preferably) insure it? Make sure you know the breed and its habits, are they compatible with your health and lifestyle? Are they generally hard to train? Are they energetic? Yappy or destructive? Does it shed. Can you honestly say that you will put in the hours to of brushing maintain a non-shedding coat ? This last was a problem with the Miniature Poodle I posted up thread, it's why he ended up getting shaved every few months.

Other than that, don't buy from a puppy farm, try to make sure it is familiarised with people and odd noises in the early weeks of its life (you'll need to look up when that window is) so that it will socialise with people normally and not be afraid of fireworks/hoovers.

Edit: Do you have space for a dog? Especially when they are young they will want to bomb around your house and garden just to burn energy. And look into what they can eat safely, stuff we cope with can gently caress them up, either over time or almost immediately.

Lovely Joe Stalin fucked around with this message at 22:23 on Jun 18, 2016

Daztek
Jun 2, 2006



SurfaceDetail posted:

its real bad. very nervous

:allears:

Heard any juicy gossip, friend?

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

Is Crabs Cribcage arrested for fraud yet?

2 weeks.

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


Nyeehg posted:

Since dogs and cats keep coming up, I got a problem I wanna run by the thread.

So I've seriously been considering getting a dog. I love dogs and I feel having a dog around would be good for me and my little brother (who I live with).

The thing is, while I've had pets all my life, it's been over 15 years since I last owned a dog (my cat wouldn't allow new pets). While I'd like to think I know what I'm getting into, does anyone here have any advice/suggestions of things I should know before I go through with it?

Thanks.

Do not throw sunlight spears at your animals.

Lovely Joe Stalin
Jun 12, 2007

Our Lovely Wang
Don't let your dog poo poo in the street. That isn't lovely.

Daztek
Jun 2, 2006



Nyeehg posted:

Since dogs and cats keep coming up, I got a problem I wanna run by the thread.

So I've seriously been considering getting a dog. I love dogs and I feel having a dog around would be good for me and my little brother (who I live with).

The thing is, while I've had pets all my life, it's been over 15 years since I last owned a dog (my cat wouldn't allow new pets). While I'd like to think I know what I'm getting into, does anyone here have any advice/suggestions of things I should know before I go through with it?

Thanks.

:petdog:

SurfaceDetail
Feb 17, 2016

by Cowcaster

Daztek posted:

:allears:

Heard any juicy gossip, friend?

someone spilled coffee on the floor today. No one owned up to it. A grave crime

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Propagandist
Oct 23, 2007

SurfaceDetail posted:

picture of my catte



I think your catte might have autism.

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