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Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

Sinners Sandwich posted:

Sadly someone came in to do work on the house and nabbed it. I remember the articles talking about up and coming jesus why is this in playboy actress Jodie Foster and some vietnam stuff

I forget the topic, but at a dinner table discussion my dad cited an article he read in Playboy. My sister and I immediately ragged on him. He just calmly said, "Oh, no, they used to have some very good articles." and my mum added that it had articles comparable to Vanity Fair. I guess I never realized how weird it was to have award-winning articles in a celebrity and fashion mag, but I guess they did it in porn mags too. :shrug:

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syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Das Boo posted:

I forget the topic, but at a dinner table discussion my dad cited an article he read in Playboy. My sister and I immediately ragged on him. He just calmly said, "Oh, no, they used to have some very good articles." and my mum added that it had articles comparable to Vanity Fair. I guess I never realized how weird it was to have award-winning articles in a celebrity and fashion mag, but I guess they did it in porn mags too. :shrug:

The list of authors who had stories published by Playboy is impressive.

Even sleazier magazines have published stories by people who are big names now.

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?
2 old football rivals brawl at a luncheon and ruin the whole thing.

Aside from the fight, there is MASSIVE bonus cringe at 7:21 when one of the guys tries to tell a joke that goes over horribly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JrkEROiQsa8

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Sinners Sandwich posted:

My great grandfather died before I was born and he spent his golden years collecting Playboy and Heavy Metal so of course I had to take one or two before my parents sold it off, which they were okay with.

Sadly someone came in to do work on the house and nabbed it. I remember the articles talking about up and coming jesus why is this in playboy actress Jodie Foster and some vietnam stuff

Edit: Also my Dad put out not sanitary hustlers over the box where he hid our Christmas presents.

Old Playboys are legit. They have surprisingly little porn in them and are mostly restaurant and movie reviews, interviews (including politicians like the mayor of NYC), and clothing ads. The letters sections are also full of counterculture stuff, like pro-LGBT writings in the 1960s.

Nighthand
Nov 4, 2009

what horror the gas

Also, a LOT of old sci-fi authors got early stories published in Playboy, back when it was that and pulps hidden off in corners before SF made it big in general as a genre.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


chitoryu12 posted:

Old Playboys are legit. They have surprisingly little porn in them and are mostly restaurant and movie reviews, interviews (including politicians like the mayor of NYC), and clothing ads. The letters sections are also full of counterculture stuff, like pro-LGBT writings in the 1960s.

Old Playboy's are amazing reads. I was caught reading one when I was a kid and mum could see I was actually reading the article

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
I think they even had good political coverage. I heard a few months ago that they're looking into removing the porn entirely and just publish it as an actual magazine that focuses on well researched or interesting topics. I personally think that's the smartest thing the company could do. Hell, they should even give it the subtitle "Read it for the articles." for the first couple years

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

They have done so. You can find it next to Esquire and GQ in many stores.

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!

Subjunctive posted:

They have done so. You can find it next to Esquire and GQ in many stores.

Well gently caress. I know what I'm getting.

I remember hearing that Playboy had really good poo poo, and the porn was incidental. This seems like an excellent marketing move.

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

Subjunctive posted:

They have done so. You can find it next to Esquire and GQ in many stores.

I also remember hearing their sales went up as a result.

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧


Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1Jo50Y8L3M

oh you done gently caress the fence up.... bitch

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1Jo50Y8L3M

oh you done gently caress the fence up.... bitch

Haw

Like a glove.

Evilreaver
Feb 26, 2007

GEORGE IS GETTIN' AUGMENTED!
Dinosaur Gum

Wedemeyer posted:

Kids been bullied since year 5, and had to take care of coping with bullies / no adults intervening. That's the problem, I believe.

Minor e/n shaden incoming:
While I was in mid/high school, I had a huge persecution complex that I could only see with the benefit of hindsight. If you asked 12-17 year old Evilreaver, he'd have said he was bullied every day. But it turns out I was the head of a huge clique of friends and was the envy of the school; turns out once your group gets past 80+ folks you're no longer the 'outcasts'. Most of those 'bullies' were people joking around to try to be pals (rather than making fun of me to my face). I keep getting notes from facebook/etc of people really excited to hear from me (plus one guy apparently gay for me ?? :confused: ??).

Long story short, hormones. Adolescence is poo poo

Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1Jo50Y8L3M

oh you done gently caress the fence up.... bitch

1:15 is straight out of GTA, it's kind of uncanny really.

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



Evilreaver posted:

Minor e/n shaden incoming:
While I was in mid/high school, I had a huge persecution complex that I could only see with the benefit of hindsight. If you asked 12-17 year old Evilreaver, he'd have said he was bullied every day. But it turns out I was the head of a huge clique of friends and was the envy of the school; turns out once your group gets past 80+ folks you're no longer the 'outcasts'. Most of those 'bullies' were people joking around to try to be pals (rather than making fun of me to my face). I keep getting notes from facebook/etc of people really excited to hear from me (plus one guy apparently gay for me ?? :confused: ??).

Long story short, hormones. Adolescence is poo poo

Nice humble brag you jock idiot

A FUCKIN CANARY!!
Nov 9, 2005


Nighthand posted:

Also, a LOT of old sci-fi authors got early stories published in Playboy, back when it was that and pulps hidden off in corners before SF made it big in general as a genre.

If you like sci-fi short stories, Playboy did a big compilation back in the 90s that's pretty great.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/0061073423

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Evilreaver posted:

Minor e/n shaden incoming:
While I was in mid/high school, I had a huge persecution complex that I could only see with the benefit of hindsight. If you asked 12-17 year old Evilreaver, he'd have said he was bullied every day. But it turns out I was the head of a huge clique of friends and was the envy of the school; turns out once your group gets past 80+ folks you're no longer the 'outcasts'. Most of those 'bullies' were people joking around to try to be pals (rather than making fun of me to my face). I keep getting notes from facebook/etc of people really excited to hear from me (plus one guy apparently gay for me ?? :confused: ??).

Long story short, hormones. Adolescence is poo poo

Your avatar is so appropriate for this post.

Boywhiz88
Sep 11, 2005

floating 26" off da ground. BURR!

WarpedNaba posted:

Well gently caress. I know what I'm getting.

I remember hearing that Playboy had really good poo poo, and the porn was incidental. This seems like an excellent marketing move.

Yeah, watch some of the documentaries on Playboy. It was an all-out empire for a reason, and only part of that was T&A.

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Oct 30, 2009

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Evilreaver posted:

Minor e/n shaden incoming:
While I was in mid/high school, I had a huge persecution complex that I could only see with the benefit of hindsight. If you asked 12-17 year old Evilreaver, he'd have said he was bullied every day. But it turns out I was the head of a huge clique of friends and was the envy of the school; turns out once your group gets past 80+ folks you're no longer the 'outcasts'. Most of those 'bullies' were people joking around to try to be pals (rather than making fun of me to my face). I keep getting notes from facebook/etc of people really excited to hear from me (plus one guy apparently gay for me ?? :confused: ??).

Long story short, hormones. Adolescence is poo poo

I feel like all this is very unlikely

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

Evilreaver posted:

Minor e/n shaden incoming:
While I was in mid/high school, I had a huge persecution complex that I could only see with the benefit of hindsight. If you asked 12-17 year old Evilreaver, he'd have said he was bullied every day. But it turns out I was the head of a huge clique of friends and was the envy of the school; turns out once your group gets past 80+ folks you're no longer the 'outcasts'. Most of those 'bullies' were people joking around to try to be pals (rather than making fun of me to my face). I keep getting notes from facebook/etc of people really excited to hear from me (plus one guy apparently gay for me ?? :confused: ??).

Long story short, hormones. Adolescence is poo poo


KoRMaK posted:

Nice humble brag you jock idiot

FCKGW
May 21, 2006

Evilreaver posted:

Minor e/n shaden incoming:
While I was in mid/high school, I had a huge persecution complex that I could only see with the benefit of hindsight. If you asked 12-17 year old Evilreaver, he'd have said he was bullied every day. But it turns out I was the head of a huge clique of friends and was the envy of the school; turns out once your group gets past 80+ folks you're no longer the 'outcasts'. Most of those 'bullies' were people joking around to try to be pals (rather than making fun of me to my face). I keep getting notes from facebook/etc of people really excited to hear from me (plus one guy apparently gay for me ?? :confused: ??).

Long story short, hormones. Adolescence is poo poo

lol get hosed

ninjahedgehog
Feb 17, 2011

It's time to kick the tires and light the fires, Big Bird.


Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1Jo50Y8L3M

oh you done gently caress the fence up.... bitch

Holy poo poo, what was going on at 1:47?

Korgan
Feb 14, 2012


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CEvutpER8c

FCKGW
May 21, 2006

Minor e/n shaden incoming:
While I was in mid/high school, I had a huge persecution complex that I could only see with the benefit of hindsight. If you asked 12-17 year old FCKGW, he'd have said he was bullied every day. But it turns out I had a huge loving cock and was the envy of the school; turns out once your dick gets past 8+ inches you're no longer an 'average size' dick haver. Most of those 'bullies' were people joking around to see my monster wang (rather than sneaking a peek in the shower ). I keep getting notes from facebook/etc of people really excited to hear from me and my enormous pecker(plus one guy apparently gay for me ?? :confused: ??).

Long story short, loving massive cock. Life is tough :shobon:

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

FCKGW posted:

Minor e/n shaden incoming:
While I was in mid/high school, I had a huge persecution complex that I could only see with the benefit of hindsight. If you asked 12-17 year old FCKGW, he'd have said he was bullied every day. But it turns out I had a huge loving cock and was the envy of the school; turns out once your dick gets past 8+ inches you're no longer an 'average size' dick haver. Most of those 'bullies' were people joking around to see my monster wang (rather than sneaking a peek in the shower ). I keep getting notes from facebook/etc of people really excited to hear from me and my enormous pecker(plus one guy apparently gay for me ?? :confused: ??).

Long story short, loving massive cock. Life is tough :shobon:

The schaden is my jaw when I try to unhinge it and cram your massive dick in.

Dex
May 26, 2006

Quintuple x!!!

Would not escrow again.

VERY MISLEADING!
that feel when you grow up and realise the crowd of people laughing at you was actually a parade in your honour, and you were given the key to the city for being so handsome and good at life

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


It's coming from inside the thread! HAHAHA

Foxhound
Sep 5, 2007

Subjunctive posted:

They have done so. You can find it next to Esquire and GQ in many stores.

Wait so, did they drop the pinup bits altogether and it's all articles now? Or did they just cut down on the nudes and included more written material? I guess with internet porn being literally everywhere it's tough to try and sell printed stuff nowadays, especially as even most middle-aged people know enough computer stuff to find what they want.

Also wasn't Hefner selling the Playboy mansion?

Astrobastard
Dec 31, 2008



Winky Face

Foxhound posted:

Wait so, did they drop the pinup bits altogether and it's all articles now? Or did they just cut down on the nudes and included more written material? I guess with internet porn being literally everywhere it's tough to try and sell printed stuff nowadays, especially as even most middle-aged people know enough computer stuff to find what they want.

Also wasn't Hefner selling the Playboy mansion?

I think he's already sold it to a neighbour, but can live there until he dies.

Bonald Farndhardt
Apr 18, 2005
Ye it up
In case you haven't seen it before, this is probably the purest schadenfreude I've ever witnessed:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JT21CI4GRUM

Police detective Stephanie Lazarus murdered a woman she was jealous of and went 25 years free due to a poor investigation. DNA evidence finally linked her to a bite wound on the victim, and she was arrested and convicted of first degree murder. Her initial police interrogation before she got formally arrested and charged is a full hour of her flubbing her way through a painful series of questions.

Anyone have any other good legal schadenfreude sources? It's one of my favorite genres but it's sometimes hard to find. Courtroom smackdowns, sassy lawyer letters, that kind of stuff.

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
The legal beatdown the judge gave what's his name, that Ulbricht bitcoin dude, comes to mind but I don't have it on hand.

mod saas
May 4, 2004

Grimey Drawer

long story short we're actually bullying you right now

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Bonald Farndhardt posted:

In case you haven't seen it before, this is probably the purest schadenfreude I've ever witnessed:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JT21CI4GRUM

Police detective Stephanie Lazarus murdered a woman she was jealous of and went 25 years free due to a poor investigation. DNA evidence finally linked her to a bite wound on the victim, and she was arrested and convicted of first degree murder. Her initial police interrogation before she got formally arrested and charged is a full hour of her flubbing her way through a painful series of questions.

Anyone have any other good legal schadenfreude sources? It's one of my favorite genres but it's sometimes hard to find. Courtroom smackdowns, sassy lawyer letters, that kind of stuff.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_kIVjOe6hDU

Oldie but a goody. Dude shows up for court stupid drunk and tries to lie about it to the judge. Oh! And he is the defense lawyer.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Bonald Farndhardt posted:

In case you haven't seen it before, this is probably the purest schadenfreude I've ever witnessed:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JT21CI4GRUM

Police detective Stephanie Lazarus murdered a woman she was jealous of and went 25 years free due to a poor investigation. DNA evidence finally linked her to a bite wound on the victim, and she was arrested and convicted of first degree murder. Her initial police interrogation before she got formally arrested and charged is a full hour of her flubbing her way through a painful series of questions.

Anyone have any other good legal schadenfreude sources? It's one of my favorite genres but it's sometimes hard to find. Courtroom smackdowns, sassy lawyer letters, that kind of stuff.

This is one my favorite courthouse takedowns

https://youtu.be/NXawGAnkpRg

HenryEx
Mar 25, 2009

...your cybernetic implants, the only beauty in that meat you call "a body"...
Grimey Drawer

Adix posted:

long story short we're actually bullying you right now

Don't worry, in 20 years hindsight will tell him we're just trying to suck up to him.

A Moose
Oct 22, 2009



Minor e/n shaden incoming:
While I was in mid/high school, I had a huge persecution complex that I could only see with the benefit of hindsight. If you asked 12-17 year old Evilreaver, he'd have said he was bullied every day. But it turns out I was the head of a huge clique of friends and was the envy of the school; turns out once your group gets past 80+ folks people stand up and applaud. Most of those 'bullies' were people standing up and applauding (rather than making fun of me to my face). I keep getting notes from facebook/etc of people really excited to stand up and applaud me (plus one guy apparently gay for me ?? ??).

Long story short, everyone stood up and applauded.

Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?

Bonald Farndhardt posted:



Anyone have any other good legal schadenfreude sources? It's one of my favorite genres but it's sometimes hard to find. Courtroom smackdowns, sassy lawyer letters, that kind of stuff.

Chromatic posted:

There's some schadenfreude here in the sense of "haha, you got caught. nannana". It's extremely interesting though.

It's a Canadian detective getting a serial killer and rapist(And an Air Force Colonel to boot!) to confess after confronting him with forensic evidence. The Detective plays him like an absolute fiddle. I linked to the part where the Detective starts to show him the evidence but the actual confession doesn't happen until 20 minutes later. Trust me and watch where I started it though, it's an absolute pro-click.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsLbDzkIy3A&t=2097s

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Nuggan
Jul 17, 2006

Always rolling skulls.
https://gfycat.com/VigilantLegitimateBluejay.gifv

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