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You ever play Serious Sam and get to those guys with the bombs strapped to their hands that scream and kamikaze explode on you? It's like that only mostly silent and it tends to just lurk outside your house because it hates progress.
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fullroundaction posted:Just out of curiosity, what was it? Salads seems pretty food-restriction friendly in general. Or was it just like "no croutons, dressing on the side" stuff? It was a list of things she wanted to eat (only half of which were on the menu at any given time), all raw and diced up very small, with knives that were fresh out of the dishwasher. The restaurant had a full page of awesome salads, but Eileen wanted it her way.
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Data Graham posted:There was a Galadriel in my high school class What the hell is it with stupid weird people naming their kids after magical characters from fictional books? Me, I'm named after a Catholic saint, like normal people are
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Data Graham posted:There was a Galadriel in my high school class There was a Lorien in my high school. I didn't get the reference at the time. She was pretty normal, maybe a little on the hippy-chick side. I imagine most people who named their kids after Lord of the Rings stuff had to have been hippies.
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At least Galadriel is better than Caden, Aiden, Hayden, Jayden, Gayden, Raiden, etc.
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Jun 19, 2016 01:59
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all pyf threads are the same
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Alaois posted:all pyf threads are the same When no one has effort posts they chat a little Haha, goons are inhuman morons who can't stick to the subject at hand Bring back Meaty Martha!
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Jun 19, 2016 02:10
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Holy poo poo i forgot about Meaty Martha
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Jun 19, 2016 02:22
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I'll have you know the correct spelling is MEATY MARTHA, all caps
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Crow Jane posted:It was a list of things she wanted to eat (only half of which were on the menu at any given time), all raw and diced up very small, with knives that were fresh out of the dishwasher. The restaurant had a full page of awesome salads, but Eileen wanted it her way. That's sounds like a good way to get e coli.
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Eschers Basement posted:What the hell is it with stupid weird people naming their kids after magical characters from fictional books?
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You should've just put her salad on the menu and named it as such. You could spot the weirdos that way by who ordered it.
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Are we still talking about our namesakes that are weird? Because no lie, I was named after Eddie Munster...
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Kwyndig posted:That's sounds like a good way to get e coli. Yup I'm gonna go grab that silverware that's totally fresh out of the dishwasher and not my buttcrack be back in a second!
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Jamesman posted:She was pretty normal, maybe a little on the hippy-chick side. I imagine most people who named their kids after Lord of the Rings stuff had to have been hippies. "Frodo Lives" was like the official hippie callsign in the 60s
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Data Graham posted:"Frodo Lives" was like the official hippie callsign in the 60s Oh sure. If you lived in some kind of hole in the ground. A round hole that's just rife with stereotypical Britishness. Cakes
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Who was meaty Martha
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stubblyhead posted:Who was meaty Martha a fragile butterfly not long for this world
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Since I'm at work right now I'll add to the dumb allergies stories. In Oregon you have to serve a full menu at any business that serves liquor. We are most definitely a bar first but with an awesome southern style vegan menu (hah!). We had a customer come in with a printed list of things they couldn't eat and demanded to speak with the chef to place their order. After a 10 minute conversation it was decided the only thing they could eat was the rice but they demanded an entire meal off menu prepared without soy, gluten, raw or cooked vegetables or basically anything else. We kindly told them to get hosed and order off the menu or not at all. I love where I work.
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Dirk Squarejaw posted:At least Galadriel is better than Caden, Aiden, Hayden, Jayden, Gayden, Raiden, etc. 
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Had a customer at a bookstore whose name was Lil Hardlicka. Thought it was a joke name until I called to let her know her order was in and her answering machine confirmed it. Then of course there's Eggly Bagelface. Croisquessein has a new favorite as of 07:16 on Jun 19, 2016 |
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Minecraft creepers are like people complaining about gentrification, except they aren't impotent people ranting on Facebook.
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My favourite name ever spotted was Juporn.
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Someone on my FB named their daughter Stormageddon. I googled it and it's a doctor who thing. Someone post that comic with the parents slamming their baby's face with a nintendo controller yelling "Be me!!"
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Worst I've had to deal with was a co worker who named her kid Sparkle. Not as a nickname, just... as a name.
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My wife's coworker at her first job named her newborn son Pantera after Dimebag got shot.
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Jun 19, 2016 08:54
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dude, stop spamming that, you got the wrong thread. http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3654252 This is the one you want.
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Guys, we're trapped in a loop of silly names now. And since it's mostly my fault, here're dogs trapped in couches, to try and draw us away from the allure of names.          
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~good doggos~
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Woodburger posted:Since I'm at work right now I'll add to the dumb allergies stories. In Oregon you have to serve a full menu at any business that serves liquor. We are most definitely a bar first but with an awesome southern style vegan menu (hah!). We had a customer come in with a printed list of things they couldn't eat and demanded to speak with the chef to place their order. After a 10 minute conversation it was decided the only thing they could eat was the rice but they demanded an entire meal off menu prepared without soy, gluten, raw or cooked vegetables or basically anything else. We kindly told them to get hosed and order off the menu or not at all. I love where I work. We need more people like you in portland
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Without Gluten, huh. That kinda immediately tells me what kind of person they were. You did the right thing.
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WarpedNaba posted:Without Gluten, huh. People can be allergic you know. Though that person obviously wasn't.
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RareAcumen posted:Guys, we're trapped in a loop of silly names now. Trrr... trrrr...
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Woodburger posted:Since I'm at work right now I'll add to the dumb allergies stories. In Oregon you have to serve a full menu at any business that serves liquor. We are most definitely a bar first but with an awesome southern style vegan menu (hah!). We had a customer come in with a printed list of things they couldn't eat and demanded to speak with the chef to place their order. After a 10 minute conversation it was decided the only thing they could eat was the rice but they demanded an entire meal off menu prepared without soy, gluten, raw or cooked vegetables or basically anything else. We kindly told them to get hosed and order off the menu or not at all. I love where I work. An old Strong Sad line comes to mind here: "I don't like food anymore!"
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Choco1980 posted:Are we still talking about our namesakes that are weird? Because no lie, I was named after Eddie Munster... And you've chosen to represent yourself to the internet with a cereal vampire avatar COINCIDENCE?
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