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Kurieg
Jul 19, 2012

RIP Lutri: 5/19/20-4/2/20
:blizz::gamefreak:

ninjahedgehog posted:

Holy poo poo, what was going on at 1:47?

Engine got too hot and started burning the engine outside of the combustion chambers.

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SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.
Slippery Tilde

Bonald Farndhardt posted:

Police detective Stephanie Lazarus
A real life version of "good av/username" combo

Fatty
Sep 13, 2004
Not really fat

"C'mon Matt Damon, get me out of here!"

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009


She's lucky she didn't back up into a stud

Mister Mind
Mar 20, 2009

I'm not a real doctor,
But I am a real worm;
I am an actual worm

LethalGeek posted:

She's lucky she didn't back up into a stud

I'll try to be there for her next time.

Karma Monkey
Sep 6, 2005

I MAKE BAD POSTING DECISIONS

Mister Mind posted:

I'll try to be there for her next time.

Sinners Sandwich
Jan 4, 2012

Give me your friend's BURGERS and SANDWICHES, I'll put out the fire.

Do people buy hoverboards and not videotape themselves using it? I just see all these people buying it,and after wiping out on camera just put the fireball in the attic

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Fatty posted:

"C'mon Matt Damon, get me out of here!"

Hahah holy poo poo

monkeytennis
Apr 26, 2007


Toilet Rascal

Mister Mind posted:

I'll try to be there for her next time.

:aatrek:

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

It was odd the way he was so loud and insistent that they get security to remove him, but then went meekly and without any trouble once Matt "The Security Guard" Damon actually arrived. I'm not sure what he thought he was gaining from all that.

The next video that played for me was Eddie Izzard in drag debating an EU politician. It's too long for me to sit through, right now, but I am betting there's good stuff hidden in that one.

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost
A multi-million dollar crypto-currency disaster that doesn't have to do with buttcoins?

http://www.bloomberg.com/view/articles/2016-06-17/blockchain-company-s-smart-contracts-were-dumb

TLDR, hacker steals 60 million dollars from techno-libertarians, who later realize that their own absurd "untouchable blockchain contracts" mean that the theft might actually be technically legal.

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003

Attitude Indicator
Apr 3, 2009

Fatty posted:

"C'mon Matt Damon, get me out of here!"

So wonderful

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

Vegan finds out there is cheese in his pizza sauce, throws phone and has a tantrum:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4_WtvH5DOg&t=936s

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
Out of all the sorts of videos in this thread, vegan videos are the only ones I have to shut off from second-hand embarrassment.

Pleads
Jun 9, 2005

pew pew pew


radiatinglines posted:

Vegan finds out there is cheese in his pizza sauce, throws phone and has a tantrum:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4_WtvH5DOg&t=936s

Video appears to cut off before the vegan police bust a hole in his wall, 1/5.

-Hippy hair
-Vegan t-shirt
-Throws phone
-Sits on an exercise ball
-20-something living with mom
-Flosses on camera while still talking

Croisquessein
Feb 25, 2005

invisible or nonexistent, and should be treated as such
What's with the image titles on that site, is it user submitted or random or what? It's confusing because I see a title like PlasticShoddyKissingbug and it's a guy driving his motorcycle into a pool or something.

Feonir
Mar 30, 2011

Ask me about aquatic cocaine transportation and by-standard management.

Croisquessein posted:

What's with the image titles on that site, is it user submitted or random or what? It's confusing because I see a title like PlasticShoddyKissingbug and it's a guy driving his motorcycle into a pool or something.

TLDR adding a ton of random characters, numbers and symbols makes it harder to type by hand, because people apparently do that so picking 3 random words from a pool gives a near infinite amount of URL's that can be hand typed and remembered far easier. Like passwords but far less useful.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Fatty posted:

"C'mon Matt Damon, get me out of here!"

Legit thought that was Matt Damon. Paul Tay is super quick with the burns.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



radiatinglines posted:

Vegan finds out there is cheese in his pizza sauce, throws phone and has a tantrum:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4_WtvH5DOg&t=936s

This video is almost a half hour long. Please tell me where the fun parts are.

Lurking Haro
Oct 27, 2009

Snapchat A Titty posted:

This video is almost a half hour long. Please tell me where the fun parts are.

The video has a time stamp, but it's 15:40 if it doesn't work for you.

theres a will theres moe
Jan 10, 2007


Hair Elf

Snapchat A Titty posted:

This video is almost a half hour long. Please tell me where the fun parts are.

936 seconds in. Wait for the page to load and the slider will jump to the timestamp, thanks to the conscientious posting goon

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Snapchat A Titty posted:

This video is almost a half hour long. Please tell me where the fun parts are.

There aren't, but if you do watch it you'll find a new thing to hate about this guy every 20 seconds. It's impressive, like watching a magician pull a never ending handkerchief out of his pocket.

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

exploding mummy posted:

This is one my favorite courthouse takedowns

https://youtu.be/NXawGAnkpRg
The best part of this is that he was in court for a 30 dollar ticket for not having reflectors on his bike ride while riding at night

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Das Boo posted:

Out of all the sorts of videos in this thread, vegan videos are the only ones I have to shut off from second-hand embarrassment.

So, you watched foam adventure.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GA2tpPl-9GQ


All the way through?

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Lurking Haro posted:

The video has a time stamp, but it's 15:40 if it doesn't work for you.

Thanks. Holy poo poo that dude.

Also cheese is delicious.

e: someone make a loop of him saying "my mom" after he comes back

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

syscall girl posted:

So, you watched foam adventure.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GA2tpPl-9GQ


All the way through?

I did. I mostly just felt bad for the kids not realizing how awkward they are. They seemed more innocent than the tantrum-throwing vegan adults. :byodood:

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
Teenagers are idiots. All of them. That's kinda their thing.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Solice Kirsk posted:

Teenagers are idiots. All of them. That's kinda their thing.

gently caress you im a teenager and im clever as gently caress man

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!
Chicago Sun-Times sends a journalist to do yet another "look how easy it is for someone without a criminal record to purchase a rifle" story. Gun store he goes to rejects his purchase because he has an admitted history of alcoholism and charges of domestic violence, journalist spins the story as "look at this conspiracy to not sell guns to journalists."

http://thisainthell.us/blog/?p=66402

quote:

Would-be terrorists can buy guns. Insane people can buy guns. But reporters . . . that’s a different story. Gun makers avoid publicity because the truth is this: they sell tools of death to frightened people and make a fortune doing so.

Of course, had they sold him the gun, he'd have spun it as "look how easy it is for someone with a history of alcoholism and domestic violence to buy a gun." Gun store's response to his article:

quote:

Mr. Steinberg was very aggressive on the phone with Sarah, insisting he was going to write that we denied him because he is a journalist. “Journalist” is not a protected class, BTW. We contacted his editor and said that, while we don’t normally provide a reason for a denial, in this case to correct the record before you publish, here’s why; we pasted a couple links of press accounts of his past behavior and his admission of same. He’s free to believe or disbelieve that’s why he was denied, but that *is* why he was denied. There was no “We’ll see you in court!!!!” type of language from us – we simply want to set the record straight. That it undermined his thesis and rendered the column incoherent isn’t really our problem, is it? Thanks for your support.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Solice Kirsk posted:

Teenagers are idiots. All of them. That's kinda their thing.

Those women are at least in their mid twenties.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

TontoCorazon posted:

Those women are at least in their mid twenties.

Millennials are teenagers for life.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

TontoCorazon posted:

Those women are at least in their mid twenties.

I was thinking like 19. There's no way they're mid-twenties....I mean, there's no way right?

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

Here fishy fishy

http://i.imgur.com/wWJ42cv.gifv

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Solice Kirsk posted:

I was thinking like 19. There's no way they're mid-twenties....I mean, there's no way right?

You want to believe they're 19 , but you know way better than that. They are grown rear end people and you hope they at least grow out of it but you know better than that.

LordSaturn
Aug 12, 2007

sadly unfunny


the way it goes into slo-mo causes Roundabout to start playing in my head

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Phanatic posted:

Chicago Sun-Times sends a journalist to do yet another "look how easy it is for someone without a criminal record to purchase a rifle" story. Gun store he goes to rejects his purchase because he has an admitted history of alcoholism and charges of domestic violence, journalist spins the story as "look at this conspiracy to not sell guns to journalists."

http://thisainthell.us/blog/?p=66402


Of course, had they sold him the gun, he'd have spun it as "look how easy it is for someone with a history of alcoholism and domestic violence to buy a gun." Gun store's response to his article:

Did they watch It's Always Sunny recently or something?

surebet
Jan 10, 2013

avatar
specialist


Bonald Farndhardt posted:

In case you haven't seen it before, this is probably the purest schadenfreude I've ever witnessed:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JT21CI4GRUM

Police detective Stephanie Lazarus murdered a woman she was jealous of and went 25 years free due to a poor investigation. DNA evidence finally linked her to a bite wound on the victim, and she was arrested and convicted of first degree murder. Her initial police interrogation before she got formally arrested and charged is a full hour of her flubbing her way through a painful series of questions.

Anyone have any other good legal schadenfreude sources? It's one of my favorite genres but it's sometimes hard to find. Courtroom smackdowns, sassy lawyer letters, that kind of stuff.

i'm going to assume that you already know of popehat, but that's a great source if haven't found it yet

this freeman-on-the-land smackdown by an alberta judge is pretty much pure awesome:
https://www.canlii.org/en/ab/abqb/doc/2012/2012abqb571/2012abqb571.html

in the same vein of libertarian slapping, bitcoin court cases in general are usually pretty decent reads but a lot of the ross ulbright stuff in particular is awesome balls

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chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Phanatic posted:

Chicago Sun-Times sends a journalist to do yet another "look how easy it is for someone without a criminal record to purchase a rifle" story. Gun store he goes to rejects his purchase because he has an admitted history of alcoholism and charges of domestic violence, journalist spins the story as "look at this conspiracy to not sell guns to journalists."

http://thisainthell.us/blog/?p=66402


Of course, had they sold him the gun, he'd have spun it as "look how easy it is for someone with a history of alcoholism and domestic violence to buy a gun." Gun store's response to his article:

I've seen a few of those get shared on Facebook. One of them had the journalist talk about how "You can just walk into a store in Virginia and walk out with an AR-15 Babykiller-o-Matic in five minutes!" Except he admitted to chickening out before actually trying to sign any paperwork, so he never got to even reach the background check before stuttering out an apology and leaving the store.

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