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Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Erenthal posted:

Well, 1 guy on the Cat, 14 guys on the spergcycles and B'Tak alone in his freigher. That's a nice round 16.

Yep, toss in the gas tanker and an ambulance. Record it all with the news van.

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Maw
Feb 18, 2013

Mere minutes after discovering the new technology, it was used to send me a crude ASCII dong.


tuo posted:

Open development



I can't get over this existing on the CIG website. This is apparently the thing about SC that astounds me.

trucutru
Jul 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Colostomy Bag posted:

Yep, toss in the gas tanker and an ambulance. Record it all with the news van.

Don't forget that the freighter also needs some support from good-guys-only invincible defender ships, about 10 of them to be safe.

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos

:negative:

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer

thatguy posted:

AP have you seen a way to replicate that bug where you're just naked in space and all your appendages are deforming and contorting?

No too many bugs, I don't even watch most of the videos or look at most of the screenshots now. It's all hosed and I'm just waiting for the major names leaving to go public to see how Shitizens react.

Lladre
Jun 28, 2011


Soiled Meat

This little guy is not Star Citizen since it pauses and noses the top rung out of it's way not once but twice. A smart little rabbit. Unlike the disaster that is CIG.

Xaerael
Aug 25, 2010

Marching Powder is objectively the worst poster known. He also needs to learn how a keyboard works.

Deedrix posted:

Is that thing a tran?

Shut the gently caress up.

Daztek
Jun 2, 2006



http://www.kotaku.co.uk/2016/06/20/star-citizen-changes-terms-of-service-to-make-it-more-difficult-to-get-a-refund

Tank Boy Ken
Aug 24, 2012
J4G for life
Fallen Rib
I'm sure the comments will be fidelitious.

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

gently caress YEAH

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

trucutru posted:

Don't forget that the freighter also needs some support from good-guys-only invincible defender ships, about 10 of them to be safe.

I'd like to help with my fleet but it is busy escorting my space bus full of high-profile star citizens. I like running a shuttle service between Nyx and Port Olisar.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

The final paragraph is great.

Dante80
Mar 23, 2015

AP posted:

Why are so many Citizens shitheads?

Skellybones
May 31, 2011




Fun Shoe
:parp:

Skellybones
May 31, 2011




Fun Shoe
I mean :kayak: :kayak: :kayak:

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

"..."
You know, coming from another shitposter's paradise of a thread, I always keep coming back to this one. It's only in this one that you get wonderful gems such as these...


...as well as the occasional diarrhea post such as...

Deedrix posted:

Is that thing a tran?

I am, ultimately, glad of this thread. For it is the only place on SA that I've found consistently provides with all kinds of shitposting. :)

Pointy
Feb 12, 2003

hello old friend

quote:

I contacted Cloud Imperium Games four days ago to clarify the impact of this change to the ToS and to ask for comment on why the change was made. We have yet to receive a response, but in the meantime, potential new Star Citizen backers are advised to exercise caution.

Lol don't hold your breath waiting for a response from the most open games developer ever!

Tank Boy Ken
Aug 24, 2012
J4G for life
Fallen Rib

I'd link that on reddit. I mean if I had a reddit acount of a certain age. MoMA please do the needful.

MeLKoR
Dec 23, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

quote:

I contacted Cloud Imperium Games four days ago to clarify the impact of this change to the ToS and to ask for comment on why the change was made. We have yet to receive a response, but in the meantime, potential new Star Citizen backers are advised to exercise caution.

Odds the rant at Kotaku will be longer than the Escapist?

Dante80
Mar 23, 2015


Ah...yess.

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

"..."

Oh cripes...and THEN you get poo poo like this too, eventually. Truly, this thread has everything a goon could ever want.

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

Great that they've got him to protect them from whiny arm chair developers

Mr Fronts
Jan 31, 2016

Yo! The Mafia supports you. But don't tell no one. Spread the word.

That's a trick post. Nobody with systems development and project management experience would give CIG money in June 2016.

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

Tank Boy Ken posted:

I'd link that on reddit. I mean if I had a reddit acount of a certain age. MoMA please do the needful.

I just hope the author used a nom-de-plume or we'll all be sorry

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

Mr Fronts posted:

That's a trick post. Nobody with systems development and project management experience would give CIG money in June 2016.

I, for one, would love to take the Cloud Imperium Join Our Community Game Development Quiz

Lladre
Jun 28, 2011


Soiled Meat

G0RF posted:

Everything she describes at the 4:10 mark is fictive.

Pirate ship attacks where you and your crew launch up to 14 Dragonflies from your Caterpillar, swarming another ship en masse so you can steal their loot, then turn around and sell it on Nyx?

We know you love the game and all (and that's fine) but please describe it as it is, not as you dream it will be one day.

Even when the Dragonflies and Caterpillar's eventually get added to the game, there's no loot. There's no Nyx. There's no selling the former to the latter. There aren't likely to be stable instances to support the player counts implied.

Anyone who decides to get their hooha butchered for "reasons"does not demonstrate proper decision making skills.

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)

Lladre posted:

Anyone who decides to get their hooha butchered for "reasons"does not demonstrate proper decision making skills.

:getout:

How did you think this was a good decision to post, after the response Deedrix got?

gently caress off.

Chin
Dec 12, 2005

GET LOST 2013
-RALPH

tuo posted:

Jup. Somebody posted here that she had surgery to get a female voice

Expected result:
Have a voice like a woman

Actual result:
Voice like poo poo
Your dead cats in cat heaven are disappointed by you being a lovely person.

A Neurotic Jew
Feb 17, 2012

by exmarx

CrazyLoon posted:

Oh cripes...and THEN you get poo poo like this too, eventually. Truly, this thread has everything a goon could ever want.

this thread is the teleological end point of something awful imo. The culmination of everything this site ever was and will be.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Lladre posted:

Anyone who decides to get their hooha butchered for "reasons"does not demonstrate proper decision making skills.

A complete negation of the argument in order to attack the source... Go back to reddit / gbs/ debate and discussion

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Marching Powder posted:

A complete negation of the argument in order to attack the source... Go back to reddit / gbs/ debate and discussion

Actually here's good too I guess carry on

Lladre
Jun 28, 2011


Soiled Meat

WhiskeyWhiskers posted:

:getout:

How did you think this was a good decision to post, after the response Deedrix got?

gently caress off.

So your opinion is opposite of mine, that's cool.

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

Lladre posted:

Anyone who decides to get their hooha butchered for "reasons"does not demonstrate proper decision making skills.

suck her oval office shitlord

Dante80
Mar 23, 2015

Can we get back to laughing at CIG please?

Tank Boy Ken
Aug 24, 2012
J4G for life
Fallen Rib

Dante80 posted:

Can we get back to laughing at CIG please?

Only if we can also laugh at/about :reddit: !

Dante80
Mar 23, 2015

Its a deal!

WhiskeyWhiskers
Oct 14, 2013


"هذا ليس عادلاً."
"هذا ليس عادلاً على الإطلاق."
"كان هناك وقت الآن."
(السياق الخفي: للقراءة)

Lladre posted:

that's cool.

Not really.

Lovely Joe Stalin
Jun 12, 2007

Our Lovely Wang
Morgan's A Land Fit For Heroes trilogy is the best fantasy series I've read in years. It's a refreshing antidote to the usual cliché trash, just as long as you're not scared of the gays.

ZenMaster
Jan 24, 2006

I Saved PC Gaming

Centripetal Horse posted:

I just want to chime in and say, get it checked out. Don't wait. A few weeks ago, I noticed my cat's tongue hanging out, and soon after, I heard him crying out when he ate. I took him to the vet, and the first thing the vet said was that the cat's bad breath was probably indicative of real problems. It turned out my poor kitty's mouth was a wreck. He had abscesses, and lesions, and necrosis, and loose teeth. He ended up having to have surgery. Seven teeth were extracted, and tons of of cleanup and stuff was done in his mouth. The gums toward the back of his jaw have actual holes from necrosis. I took him in for a post-surgery checkup, yesterday. He's healing, but he is still in very rough shape. The infections are so bad, I've given him two complete courses of antibiotics, and he still had to get an antibiotic shot at the vet's, yesterday. I paid for all kinds of blood work and whatnot on my other cat, because I was so upset about what happened to the first one. The vet said he didn't expect it to show anything in a seemingly healthy, and youngish cat, but that it could be helpful as a baseline for future comparison. I'm glad I had them do it, because some abnormalities did show up, and now I'm treating what we hope is the problem.

I'm rolling up on $1,500 spent on these cats in the last three weeks. At least a thousand of that went straight to the dental issues. I have to take them back in two weeks for more tests to see how they're doing, and that's going to be another $200-$300, probably. I am so, so glad that I was able to pay for what needed to be done. Knowing my cat was hurting was making me miserable.

What I'm saying is, get your cat to a vet.

I apologize for the lack of making GBS threads on Star Citizen and/or Sandi in this post.

This is why cattes are adorable, and I wuv them, but will never own one.

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CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

"..."

WhiskeyWhiskers posted:

:getout:

How did you think this was a good decision to post, after the response Deedrix got?

gently caress off.

I gotta say, before his post I was willing to just chalk it up to an occasional shitdrizzle of this thread...but remembering all the Inforeduxes, the Seraph84s and so on of this thread, I'd say this moment of the thread really is representative of it in general.

It's like...one of those truly epic shits you take. Where you've got niiiice, satisfying lumps coming out and sticking themselves onto the bottom of the toilet...but around them the diarrhea squirts inbetween as you push out...and in the end when you're finally done, you also do a shart.

Like I said...this thread really does have all kinds of poo poo.

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