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peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos

ManofManyAliases posted:

No, partly because I haven't posted yet today. Hello all - good morning.

Hello belt dude

peter gabriel fucked around with this message at 17:15 on Jun 20, 2016

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Feindfeuer
Jun 20, 2013

shoot men, receive credits

This is especially funny to me, cause I redownloaded the client to see how hosed the latest patch is for myself and the only thing I get (unless I only visit the Hangar) is an infinite loading screen.

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer

ManofManyAliases posted:

No, partly because I haven't posted yet today. Hello all - good morning.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDcyORbE5sU&t=13s

SirPhoebos
Dec 10, 2007

WELL THAT JUST HAPPENED!

Lol Llandre and Spacetoaster have done more to derail this thread than anything Toast has said.

Clearly they must be deep-cover CIG posters. Let the :commissar:ing begin!

thatguy
Feb 5, 2003
I'm a spy.

:ssh:

A Neurotic Jew
Feb 17, 2012

by exmarx
2.5 speculation thread and centralizing info

quote:

CONFIRMED
More clothing.
Mandatory bugfixes, optimization.
[end of list]

:eyepop:

Tippis
Mar 21, 2008

It's yet another day in the wasteland.


It'll be the best and most ambitious patch so far!

Beexoffel
Oct 4, 2015

Herald of the Stimpire

EightAce posted:

The script is over 450 pages long. It is sphincter clenchingly bad. Hours of mocap data have been captured and not one minute has been prepped in game. They do not have one mission up and running for sq42 . The net code is completely hosed and the ai doesn't work because the code has been branched internally.
Other than that I remain optimistic of a 2016 release like your good self.

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

SirPhoebos posted:

Lol Llandre and Spacetoaster have done more to derail this thread than anything Toast has said.

Clearly they must be deep-cover CIG posters. Let the :commissar:ing begin!



And let's not forget : sandance: :sandance:

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Tippis posted:

It'll be the best and most ambitious patch so far!

Breathtaking and magnificent describes the pace of development.

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

Feindfeuer posted:

This is especially funny to me, cause I redownloaded the client to see how hosed the latest patch is for myself and the only thing I get (unless I only visit the Hangar) is an infinite loading screen.

I'm pretty sure that guy's never even tried to get that far

EminusSleepus
Sep 28, 2015

http://www.pcpowerplay.com.au/feature/the-star-citizen-honeymoon-is-over,413944

Phi230
Feb 2, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Went from
:vince:

to

:sad:

peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos
holy poo poo I think thatguy is a spy

orcinus
Feb 25, 2016

Fun Shoe

CrazyLoon posted:

I guess us being colonized by them for a millennia does show itself sometimes, doesn't it?

Proposed scientific paper title:
Germanic colonisation of eastern europe as revealed by coprophilic focuses

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

alphabettitouretti posted:

If you've not read it, Morgan's Altered Carbon is an ace cyberpunk noir novel. Highly recommended.

There's a Netflix adaptation on the way too.

Quite good. And I can't wait to stream it.

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo
Well yes, there is always a risk, just because they have enough money to finish the game doesn't mean they have enough money to fund staff members and building supplies like Gas and Electricity. That is all also funded by the game. If you fund a kick starter it is because you believe in that kick starter you should not expect a refund no matter what, it's like going to a 5 star restaurant and not paying for food because they put a vegetable on the food you ordered and you didn't like it. All what CIG has done has been fair, if you feel like it may fail don't back it, wait till it comes out.

A Neurotic Jew
Feb 17, 2012

by exmarx
that article is from 6 months ago btw.

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo
It's too bad it's too long because that would make a great thread title

EminusSleepus
Sep 28, 2015

A Neurotic Jew posted:

that article is from 6 months ago btw.

yeah but only published by PCPowerplay today..that could mean something lol

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

EminusSleepus posted:

yeah but only published by PCPowerplay today..that could mean something lol

Written in September, published in January

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

"..."

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Has anyone said Shart Citizens or Shitizen recently?

I did say 'shart' at least. It's the better part of all that, anyway.

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

"..."

orcinus posted:

Proposed scientific paper title:
Germanic colonisation of eastern europe as revealed by coprophilic focuses

I was trying REALLY hard to think of a famous person, that is obsessed with poo poo, who would write this, but I drew a blank. Help me out thread!

Tippis
Mar 21, 2008

It's yet another day in the wasteland.

CrazyLoon posted:

I was trying REALLY hard to think of a famous person, that is obsessed with poo poo, who would write this, but I drew a blank. Help me out thread!

Chris Roberts?
I mean, if he could actually write.

EminusSleepus
Sep 28, 2015

Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

Written in September, published in January

crap you are correct! ok going to my corner now

FailAtMagic
Apr 11, 2011

spacetoaster posted:





Ben will die. And we'll make a fitting memorial for him.

Jesus. I think I got diabetes just by looking at those

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

FailAtMagic posted:

Jesus. I think I got diabetes just by looking at those

Pretty dumb to take a photograph of a murder weapon like that imo

orcinus
Feb 25, 2016

Fun Shoe

Impressively fidelitous:

Sneakums
Nov 27, 2007
MAXIMUM.SNEAK.

spacetoaster posted:

Ben will die. And we'll make a fitting memorial for him.


EminusSleepus
Sep 28, 2015

FailAtMagic posted:

Jesus. I think I got diabetes just by looking at those

don't you think scientist should dissect and study Blesnick as he might be carrying the instant cure for diabetes/heart failure/hypertension

his blood/fat/DNA could be priceless

NVB
Jan 23, 2010

Grimey Drawer
Starting to see why CiG had Snowflakes as an option.

The last couple pages :allears:

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

Pretty dumb to take a photograph of a murder weapon like that imo

"So Mrs. Lesnick, about your life insurance claim, "

orcinus
Feb 25, 2016

Fun Shoe

Loving these.

Daztek
Jun 2, 2006



https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/discussion/comment/6763868/#Comment_6763868


Star Citizen - There is no problem, the game is simply delayed

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

"..."

Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

"So Mrs. Lesnick, about your life insurance claim, "

TBH, at this point it wouldn't surprise me one iota to find out that they're both signed up for life insurance with the recipient being Sandi. Gotta keep the $$$ rollin' - can't let the dream die!

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

alphabettitouretti posted:

Comments on that Kotaku article are a clusterfuck. Despite the article not mentioning the word a bunch of the comments are banging on about it not being a scam. If you have to defend a thing by talking about how it's not a scam even when no one says it is, that's a warning sign.



Screen for posterity.

Even the cultists are equating scam with SC.

Derek was....right?!?!?!?!?!!?

paarp

Beexoffel
Oct 4, 2015

Herald of the Stimpire

tuo posted:

I can only express the very same. But if I look in the eyes of this catte, he was happy...not only happy, but even told other cattes that he has the best caretaker there is, so proud and happy he was. He is in peace now, telling other cattes in peace how great his life on earth was, and how he now watches over his caretaker until they meet again.

I lost one of my cattes last year when my neighbour poisened her, and my day started finding her screaming in agony. My arms to this day bear the marks of her last agony when she cried and didn't want to let go of life/my arm, basically tearing it to shreds while her organs turned into goo while on the way to the vet. Her brother-catte (which I hug at least an hour more a day especially after reading this thread) and me are not the same since that day. I see fear in his eyes since then, and can't make it go away, and it makes me sad, because he never had fear in his eyes before.

Cattes (and dogges, and any other animals which we take care off) with happy lifes are something very worthwile, and we should honor and be proud of every happy moment we are able to create for them, because they will repay them tenfold.

Oh no...
I'm lost for words again.

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

"Don't worry, it's just that the money's gone ;)"

tuo
Jun 17, 2016

Beexoffel posted:

Oh no...
I'm lost for words again.

Thanks. Just skip some of my posts, please ;)

tuo fucked around with this message at 17:58 on Jun 20, 2016

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Quavers
Feb 26, 2016

You clearly don't understand game development


https://www.reddit.com/r/Games/comments/4ozgqw/star_citizen_changes_terms_of_service_to_make_it/d4gry8w

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