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RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice
some real bad posting itt today. i think englands performance has been good and i like this team. in fact the only change i would make is Bertrand for rose and maybe someone for henderson (Milner??)

good attacking stuff and sturridge has been good

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sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

Alexeythegreat posted:

It should be more than that
That's some phantasmagorical level of poo poo that I don't think I've ever seen before

Akinfeev must half talked some poo poo before the game because Ramsey and Bale are determined to smash him instead of just scoring

tarbrush
Feb 7, 2011

ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO

Monday Bandele posted:

England have been fine you hysterical turds. They'll score in the second half.

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

:swoon: I can't get enough of are Dan :swoon:

RideTheSpiral posted:

good attacking stuff and sturridge has been good

It's annoying he's felt the need to drop deep so often but he's been better than most out there

Bea Nanner
Oct 20, 2003

Je suis excité!
roy hodgson looks like an owl

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
Great first half from England. More of the same please lads.

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

Monday Bandele posted:

England have been fine you hysterical turds. They'll score in the second half.

theyve never watched football

Bea Nanner
Oct 20, 2003

Je suis excité!
but like the least majestic owl

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005


The Tarbrush Kiss of Death™

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

RideTheSpiral posted:

theyve never watched football

Played, England have never played football.

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


Srs question, are there any teams in the euro that can reliably use a setpeice that ends on target? That may gently caress us.

England plays football like I play fifa: with all the unfair advantages turned on then spray and praying to a 1-0 finish.

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

HJB posted:

It's annoying he's felt the need to drop deep so often but he's been better than most out there

i actually quite like him on the ball in midfield. especially with lalalallana overlapping and vardy ahead of him

belgend
Mar 6, 2008

me when The Club do another win

poty posted:

i was just wondering about the opinion from legendary belgian footballer ... um ... er ... fellaini's dad????

tbf our pundits are so poo poo we have some injured active players take a punt at it and they're just slightly worse

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


Snark aside England are at least trying which is more than I remember from 2012.

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

:swoon: I can't get enough of are Dan :swoon:

RideTheSpiral posted:

i actually quite like him on the ball in midfield. especially with lalalallana overlapping and vardy ahead of him

Problem is it gives Henderson remit to push on

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


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Poo Failson

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

"Sturridge has been good." - A literal retarded person. He's been the worst player on the pitch not named Wilshere.

Bea Nanner
Oct 20, 2003

Je suis excité!
rooney will play dm in russia

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
i didnt go to coach university but in my humble opinion roy should tell our bad midfielders that theyre bad at shooting and they should pass it to vardy instead

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
Ledley is running like a man with a broken leg. If Emyr Huws was on they could hand us the trophy now.

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

HJB posted:

Problem is it gives Henderson remit to push on

he's been ok. he hit that volley real nice too

belgend
Mar 6, 2008

me when The Club do another win

"smalling does not know the basics of football"

savage banter from former ajax striker wesley sonck there

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

Shrapnig posted:

"Sturridge has been good." - A literal retarded person. He's been the worst player on the pitch not named Wilshere.

your posting is complete garbage

Insurrectionist
May 21, 2007

RideTheSpiral posted:

your posting is complete garbage

Yes but how does this relate to his completely true statement??

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

RideTheSpiral posted:

your posting is complete garbage

That's a mirror you fuckin spastic. Let me guess you think wilshire is good too

belgend
Mar 6, 2008

me when The Club do another win

lmao both goals from wales could easily go into the a-league blooper reel, what horrid defending

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

belgend posted:

lmao both goals from wales could easily go into the a-league blooper reel, what horrid defending

They'll have been told to throw the match.

Bea Nanner
Oct 20, 2003

Je suis excité!
slutsky was asking for it

Idaholy Roller
May 19, 2009
we really need a new national anthem for the next major tournament

saucerman
Mar 20, 2009
How deep has England fallen that a 0:0 against Slovakia at half-time is considered "fine"?


(Not very far)

saucerman fucked around with this message at 21:29 on Jun 20, 2016

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Bea Nanner posted:

slutsky was asking for it

Heh.

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

Bape Culture posted:

That's a mirror you fuckin spastic. Let me guess you think wilshire is good too

yeah i would take him over rooney

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Ianiniho posted:

we really need a new national anthem for the next major tournament

The old oval office has to die eventually.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

saucerman posted:

How deep has England fallen that a 0:0 at half-time is considered "fine"?


(Not very far)

You've never watched a football match before in your life.

EvilHawk
Sep 15, 2009

LIVARPOOL!

Klopp's 13pts clear thanks to video ref

Ianiniho posted:

we really need a new national anthem for the next major tournament

Pretty sure after Thursday it'll just be "gently caress off Europe we're England and Wales"

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?

belgend posted:

"smalling does not know the basics of football"

savage banter from former ajax striker wesley sonck there

"who the gently caress is wesley sock" - smalling

Bea Nanner
Oct 20, 2003

Je suis excité!
i think while sturridge and wilshere have been poor, they are also the mostly likely to buck up and do something later in the game. thanks for reading my expert analysis.

belgend
Mar 6, 2008

me when The Club do another win

RideTheSpiral posted:

yeah i would take him over rooney

ok but who would you put on the pitch?

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007
English game could use a goal to really open things up

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Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

corpuscollossus posted:

English game could use a goal to really open things up

Your mam's legs are open.

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