WoodrowSkillson posted:i think it means sleeping from 3 am to 6 pm given rays lifestyle 3 AM seems really early to go to bed for a party dude.
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Ray stopped partying. He just doesn't subscribe to society's covenant re: proper hours. http://achewood.com/index.php?date=04192009
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Jun 17, 2016 18:09
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Definitely 36 hours. It's like when people turn 30 and call it the big 3-0.
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Jun 17, 2016 18:33
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Was just reminded of this old favourite http://www.achewood.com/?date=09102010 each of the four scenarios makes me lol
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Jun 17, 2016 18:47
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Ray has frustrations while trying to get his chang-chang wet.
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BitterAvatar posted:Definitely 36 hours. It's like when people turn 30 and call it the big 3-0. Plus there would be no reason to panic about calling your mom after 6pm on her birthday. The following day is when you panic.
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Jun 17, 2016 19:02
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Perhaps if it was your mom, but this is Ray's mom.
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Jun 17, 2016 20:00
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I've had some incredibly unhealthy sleep habits at times and I am almost sure it is impossible to sleep for thirty-six hours. The most I've ever managed is low-twenties.
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Jun 17, 2016 20:26
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Onstad will reveal the meaning of 3-6...in the cookbook 
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Somberbrero posted:I've had some incredibly unhealthy sleep habits at times and I am almost sure it is impossible to sleep for thirty-six hours. The most I've ever managed is low-twenties. That is just the way this honest man plays the game.
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Jun 17, 2016 22:31
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glug posted:Perhaps if it was your mom, but this is Ray's mom. "A mother can only have so much patience with Ray Smuckles" stands among the best alt texts.
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Jun 18, 2016 18:18
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Somberbrero posted:I've had some incredibly unhealthy sleep habits at times and I am almost sure it is impossible to sleep for thirty-six hours. The most I've ever managed is low-twenties. It is difficult for a human but entirely realistic for a cat.
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Jun 18, 2016 18:23
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there is very little i find as distressing as the phrase Restroom Eyes Gets His Way
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Jun 18, 2016 19:11
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Somberbrero posted:I've had some incredibly unhealthy sleep habits at times and I am almost sure it is impossible to sleep for thirty-six hours. The most I've ever managed is low-twenties. Been there. Takes a while to get used to how to move your body properly again.
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Jun 18, 2016 22:25
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Oxxidation posted:It is difficult for a human but entirely realistic for a cat. Wow do I feel dumb.
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Jun 18, 2016 23:02
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Can someone help me find a comic? Ray was in his Escalade doing something dumb while driving and some old lady curses him out, and he thinks about hiring her to roll with him, but then he like, throws money at her and drives off. I can't find it, the searching is terrible.
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Loving Life Partner posted:Can someone help me find a comic? Ray was in his Escalade doing something dumb while driving and some old lady curses him out, and he thinks about hiring her to roll with him, but then he like, throws money at her and drives off. I can't find it, the searching is terrible. Second search result for "granny": http://achewood.com/index.php?date=08082008
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NoneMoreNegative posted:Was just reminded of this old favourite My friend has a pepper; no sidesaddle.
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NoneMoreNegative posted:Was just reminded of this old favourite I love that one, especially the last bit. 
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Raluek posted:I love that one, especially the last bit. Nothing makes me giggle quite like "dong-razzled"
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Raluek posted:I love that one, especially the last bit. Of course, the price of a bitcoin on 9/10/2010 (the date that strip was posted) was $0.06. Right now, it's at $714.90.I haven't done the math, but I'm pretty sure if Onstadt bought a thousand bucks in bitcoins the day he posted that strip, he could now buy Coca-Cola and turn them into an artisanal locallly-sourced green craft soda maker. (This assumes you can find someone willing to buy nearly $12MM worth of buttcoins, I guess. I don't know much about them, but I hear that's a possible problem.)
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High Lord Elbow posted:Of course, the price of a bitcoin on 9/10/2010 (the date that strip was posted) was $0.06. Right now, it's at $714.90.I haven't done the math, but I'm pretty sure if Onstadt bought a thousand bucks in bitcoins the day he posted that strip, he could now buy Coca-Cola and turn them into an artisanal locallly-sourced green craft soda maker. I think about what it would've been like if I was a dumb bitcoin early adopter sometimes. I would own a mansion. But I think being a snarky rear end in a top hat for years about bitcoin was worth losing out on that.
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Please do not edit achewood comics to include the eternally hilarious GBS joke item: bitcoins please do not take this request as an invitation to edit it to include other favorite gbs jokes such as: star citizen, doobies dogs, or im gay
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Jun 21, 2016 01:34
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pro tip: bitcoins arent actually worth anything because nobody sells or buys them in anything but the smallest amount necessary to get weed off the internet, people just say they're worth 3 figures because it makes themselves feel better about having permanent brain damage from hotboxing their room with melting computer fumes
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Jun 21, 2016 01:35
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Bitcoins are still an endless source of comedy.
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Raluek posted:I love that one, especially the last bit. Immediately followed by the best strip of that arc everyone except me hates. Rollersnake fucked around with this message at 13:58 on Jun 21, 2016 |
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Jun 21, 2016 13:56
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We all from decades, you know?
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Rollersnake posted:Immediately followed by the best strip of that arc everyone except me hates. That's still a rough storyline, but not having to wait ten-fourteen days between strips has helped it out a bit.
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Jun 21, 2016 14:41
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What IS a "Neck-breathin' Earth-Gypsy" anyway?
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Rollersnake posted:Immediately followed by the best strip of that arc everyone except me hates. 'KOODGE' has a certain enduring comic quality about it.
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McKilligan posted:'KOODGE' has a certain enduring comic quality about it. Turns out there are two "KOODGE" cartoons. One of them is one of my favorites. The other one I also like.
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I wouldn't really call it an "arc", but the four-strip vignette in which Nice Pete writes Ray's biography is solid gold, and I feel like it's too easy to forget because it was immediately followed up by the wedding.
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beep bop dootle dop
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Jun 22, 2016 15:43
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Not now. My biographer's here.
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I love how the little details, more than anything else, paint Nice Pete as completely detached from humanity's norms. Sure, he kills people, but stuff like "false* soda" is even creepier somehow.
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If anything, it's slightly unnerving to imagine Nice Pete just drinking a Coke.
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Javid posted:I love how the little details, more than anything else, paint Nice Pete as completely detached from humanity's norms. Sure, he kills people, but stuff like "false* soda" is even creepier somehow. The Achewood text service is janky these days (how does that even happen?), but Nice Pete is extremely into the word "honest". The things and concepts he chooses to describe as "honest" are perfect windows into his mind (e.g. the pie in his flowchart is "honest-cooked, with a tender crust and firm filling"; the town where Rachael Ray lives is populated with "tired men in honest caps walk dogs that have real problems"; Dickey Betts stands "an honest five foot nine"). I've always really been impressed with Nice Pete as a character for the way Onstad kept him so consistent while still being able to have fun with him. Here, have a nice picture of Nice Pete I found while trying and failing to collate more satisfying examples for this post: 
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Javid posted:I love how the little details, more than anything else, paint Nice Pete as completely detached from humanity's norms. Sure, he kills people, but stuff like "false* soda" is even creepier somehow. Nice Pete's norms can be described as deep South.
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