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Milkfred E. Moore
Aug 27, 2006

'It's easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism.'

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

What the gently caress :stare:

Yep, in the far future of B5's post-series timeline, Marcus is restored to life, brought out of his cryogenic suspension. With everyone he knows dead and awake in a world that's thousands of years removed from his own, he ends up bringing Ivanova back to life.

I think he has one of her hairs on his coat or something.

Anyways, an Ivanova clone is created and Marcus ends up stranding himself and her on some empty world while giving her some bogus story like "Our White Star was damaged and we had to crash on this planet. The rest of the crew were killed but we just need to wait for Sheridan to find us."

Which will never happen.

It's one of the worst things in the B5 franchise. It's just scummy and weird and repulsive.

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Endless Trash
Aug 12, 2007


I mainly feel bad for famous gay porn star Anton Felchin. :(

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant
Watching VOY episode with :siren:omega:siren: and I'm left wondering why all ship functions lock down and display a mysterious as gently caress rune on the LCARS ... instead of slowing to 1/4 impulse and saying, like, priority message for the captain.

Also they'd be hosed if Janeway died suddenly and ChaKoT'ay was in command (but didn't have Super secret Omega level 10 clearance).

bitterandtwisted
Sep 4, 2006




oldpainless posted:

Stick shifts can be fun when you're learning and driving once in a while but once you do it for any regular period of time it becomes a chore, like painting.

If you do it regularly it becomes embedded in your muscle memory and you don't think about it at all.

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Oct 30, 2009

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bitterandtwisted posted:

If you do it regularly it becomes embedded in your muscle memory and you don't think about it at all.

I don't have to actively think about shifting or the clutch or anything but at rush hour or in accidents I start to feel it in my knee and hip.

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

Milky Moor posted:

Yep, in the far future of B5's post-series timeline, Marcus is restored to life, brought out of his cryogenic suspension. With everyone he knows dead and awake in a world that's thousands of years removed from his own, he ends up bringing Ivanova back to life.

I think he has one of her hairs on his coat or something.

Anyways, an Ivanova clone is created and Marcus ends up stranding himself and her on some empty world while giving her some bogus story like "Our White Star was damaged and we had to crash on this planet. The rest of the crew were killed but we just need to wait for Sheridan to find us."

Which will never happen.

It's one of the worst things in the B5 franchise. It's just scummy and weird and repulsive.

Jesus. At least Gene Roddenberry had fried his brain with drugs and liquor.

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

i like the episode where the dead body of the crewman is resurrected by the aliens because i always wanted that to happen to me when i was 5

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it

FuhrerHat posted:

i like the episode where the dead body of the crewman is resurrected by the aliens because i always wanted that to happen to me when i was 5

That was a neat idea, but the episode was poorly done because they acted as if the character was close with everyone and had quite a history on the ship, but you had literally never seen her before.

I understand that Trek shows fill all the other jobs in the ships with a rolling cast of extras, but the way it was fine made you spend half the episode thinking "did I miss like an entire season where this lady was a big part of the show?"

doodlebugs
Feb 18, 2015

by Lowtax

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

A classic.

plushpuffin
Jan 10, 2003

Fratercula arctica

Nap Ghost

criscodisco posted:

That was a neat idea, but the episode was poorly done because they acted as if the character was close with everyone and had quite a history on the ship, but you had literally never seen her before.

I understand that Trek shows fill all the other jobs in the ships with a rolling cast of extras, but the way it was fine made you spend half the episode thinking "did I miss like an entire season where this lady was a big part of the show?"

Remember the new guy?

Sorry, I love tv tropes. It's basically all the interesting nerdy poo poo that got deleted from Wikipedia, collected in one place.

I really don't understand why they can't devote ten seconds per episode to flavor, introducing the background characters and giving them some personality. It's done a bit with the Delaney sisters and Vorik, but almost everyone else is a silent extra until the episode when they die.

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

plushpuffin posted:

Sorry, I love tv tropes.


mods???

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES


fuckin barclay

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
yo did that guy pay $55 for a Tom Paris autograph or what?


That seems like highway robbery, what does a good character from a good star trek cost?

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.
No I did not pay for fat Tom Paris' autograph. I merely laughed at his misfortune.

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.
"Hey Seven you know if, like, one of those Omega things goes critical we're all loving dead, right? And there's like a thousand of them in there?"

"Yeah but I want it."

Blood Shart
Sep 23, 2010

Big Mean Jerk posted:

No I did not pay for fat Tom Paris' autograph. I merely laughed at his misfortune.

Truly the LORD's work.

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant

Volcott posted:

"Hey Seven you know if, like, one of those Omega things goes critical we're all loving dead, right? And there's like a thousand of them in there?"

"Yeah but I want it."
"Fukkin n00b I'm using :airquote: harmonics :airquote: and advanced BORG poo poo here to stabilize them, theoretically. Kim, you're demoted to Two of poo poo, get the gently caress out of here. Hey random headridge alien, what the gently caress were you doing down there?"

:engleft: "ugh I'm dying. We used the wavelength of the bonds created by Omega itself to stabilize"

":lol:... wait that's pretty good. Yo Captain I'm making a Personal Request"

Blood Shart
Sep 23, 2010

Like 20 pages back people were talking about Farscape and I just wanted to say that Farscape gets good when Scorpius shows up towards the end of season 1 and the exact moment the show gets bad is the doubler episode where they make 2 John's.

The best part of The Peacekeeper Wars is Rockne S O'Bannon walking into the writers room and killing off every character that was added after he left the show.

Also Scorpius is the best scifi villain bar none IMO. You are allowed to have a different opinion but you're wrong. :colbert:

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


Farscape is shitgarbagetrash. The whole thing sucks. It never gets better. The premise is dumber than voyager and everything is stained with its inescapable Australianism.

Typical Pubbie
May 10, 2011

shadow puppet of a posted:

Farscape is shitgarbagetrash. The whole thing sucks. It never gets better. The premise is dumber than voyager and everything is stained with its inescapable Australianism.

:negative:

I want to love the show because they made a serious effort with the puppets and I like a lot of the actors, but the show has that irritating blend of corniness and melodrama unique to commonwealth sci-fi shows like Doctor Who and Torchwood.

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
I tried watching Farscape and the fraggle rock-esque aliens just didnt do it for me. I could put up with bad CGI in B5 and rubber foreheads on any Star Trek, but for some reason Farscape just was poo poo and I've never been able to finish the first episode even.

Blood Shart
Sep 23, 2010

shadow puppet of a posted:

Farscape is shitgarbagetrash. The whole thing sucks. It never gets better. The premise is dumber than voyager and everything is stained with its inescapable Australianism.

FRELL YOU!

I'm going into my Luxan HyperRage!

https://youtu.be/Zjz470hUTB4

Blood Shart
Sep 23, 2010

Typical Pubbie posted:

:negative:

I want to love the show because they made a serious effort with the puppets and I like a lot of the actors, but the show has that irritating blend of corniness and melodrama unique to commonwealth sci-fi shows like Doctor Who and Torchwood.

Torchwood was garbage until the Children of Earth and Starz miniseries when it edged toward borderline watcable. The Starz series was good but like 3 episodes too long.

I watched a few HD episodes of Farscape and you can see some of the moulding lines on Rygel but Pilot is still an impressive animatronic puppet.

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.
I got 5 episodes into Farscape before I had to quit. I like the concept and I'm all for Henson Co. puppetry, but it just didn't click with me. The only episode I liked was the reverse ET episode.

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


I wanted to like it too and the puppets were fine. Its just like wallpaper paste of bland tv. And "Oi you killed my brother" missing-information plots are dumb. Even if they got better actors there wasn't much to work with. The systems and rules of the far off fantastical world were unengaging afterthoughts. Its hard to remember a specific episode it was all such bland mush

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
I also tried really hard to like Farscape, but couldn't get past the cheese factor. I had just finished my run of DS9, and everyone in the TVIV Trek thread said that Farscape was great, so I downloaded the first season.

A couple weeks later there was a hellacious windstorm in Ohio, and I didn't have cable for a few days so I gave it a shot. I made it about halfway through the first season, but I couldn't do it any more. I literally preferred to do some spring cleaning to watching the show.

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy

Big Mean Jerk posted:

I got 5 episodes into Farscape before I had to quit. I like the concept and I'm all for Henson Co. puppetry, but it just didn't click with me. The only episode I liked was the reverse ET episode.

I love that episode. Also I liked the episode with the ET looking creature thats in the ship.

Blood Shart
Sep 23, 2010

Crowsbeak posted:

I love that episode. Also I liked the episode with the ET looking creature thats in the ship.

The weird episodes are the best ones. I have a soft spot in my heart for John Quixote and the body switching episode is really well done.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fD7Uah_QUY

Sometimes you can see the lighting grid or hands holding things, but that just adds to the cheese.

BattleMaster
Aug 14, 2000

Typical Pubbie posted:

:negative:

I want to love the show because they made a serious effort with the puppets and I like a lot of the actors, but the show has that irritating blend of corniness and melodrama unique to commonwealth sci-fi shows like Doctor Who and Torchwood.

All that effort and they still looked like lovely Muppets

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
Yeah I don't mind good puppets like Yoda or hell even the Muppets themselves. It just didn't work with everything else that was going on in Farscape and I just couldn't buy into the setting.

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy
Yeah I'd defintley say that the show was an acquired taste. I actually hated it when I tried watching it when I was fifteen and then it was only later that I gave it a second chance.

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Is that the show that leads off with an episode with explosive alien whiz? That poo poo definitely wasn't for me.

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
Watching Farscape while you're high lets you get over the cheese factor.

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

watch lexx

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


This commercial is has a Farscape actor, Farscape's brash young pilot archetype, Farscape's Aussie twang, Farscape's elaborate make up and is a better more engaging story and more memorable characters in just 30 seconds than you get in multiple seasons of Farscape.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqWxGMqI_SE

And speaking of commercials it looks like Terry Farrell's husband, the former Verizon guy, came out of retirement to shoot a Sprint commercial for the NBA finals. So maybe that residuals money is running out and we could somehow get a Dax flashback on CBS trek. More fuckin' Curzon stories about loving is a good thing I guess.

shadow puppet of a fucked around with this message at 01:37 on Jun 22, 2016

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
No, she's married to Brian Baker, the Sprint guy. The one who defected from Verizon to Sprint recently is Paul Marcarelli.

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


Thank you for keeping straight the many early 2000's cellphone men for me. I regret the error.

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
she should have married the dude dell guy

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Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

she should have married the dude dell guy

I thought he went to prison

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