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Nyaa
Jan 7, 2010
Like, Nyaa.

:colbert:
Help Hardmod, lose staff

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Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
> Help Hardmod by stealing a phylactery so he can be revived from it later

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
Also

> Ditch our expendable follower and Run!

Poland Spring
Sep 11, 2005
Help him and save our sad sack companion

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:
Help hard mod, save our useless priest.

We've got a pile of followers and a sweet staff. Smack the enemy mage with our staff,he'll block it with his staff and they'll do some weird magic poo poo.

Ignore the thief, when she sneak attacks us he blade gets stuck in the ribcage. Hah.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
Melvin the Lich and get his phylacteries.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKVjMbGfirs&t=134s

Twenty Four
Dec 21, 2008


Save the puppy, help Hardmod! No real weapon preference since I think we should find something better then either of them before too long.

Eighties ZomCom
Sep 10, 2008




Help our Bone Bud and pet.

Garth_Marenghi
Nov 7, 2011


I should have said "Cast turn on undead!"

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

This was a good update for innuendo :golfclap:

Anyway this is clearly a Good playthrough so let's help out our very good friend Hardmod and also the kobold I guess

The kobold deserves credit, if not for him we wouldn't have gotten laid just now :colbert:

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

Help hardmod stick the shears in someone's face

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Drop the shears and I say we kick some generic fantasy adventure party asses!

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

Sounds like a plan. I'll dig up the pages.

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

For some reason we're being helpful this time round (I don't remember the Sword of the Bastard Elf or Void Racers playthrough being so easy-going)

Anyhow, here's the last page reassembled:



For whatever reason we're going to help Hardmod out. 229:



I've run the fight already. In this game when you're outnumbered you always fight the first dude in the list first. It cost 26 energy to beat those two dudes.They're also not dead - we just rough them up enough to get them to flee.

They're on the run, what should we do?

Adventure scroll:

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

Gridlocked posted:

And please let us never have skeleton sex again.

there are at least two more opportunities in this adventure to get our bone on! it's the witcher but for gross skeletons

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!

Finish them, obviously. See if Hardmod has any sort of Anti-Escape traps to spring on them

100 HOGS AGREE
Oct 13, 2007
Grimey Drawer
Perform a devastating team finisher attack with hardmod on the remaining heroes

Kilo147
Apr 14, 2007

You remind me of the boss
What boss?
The boss with the power
What power?
The power of voodoo
Who-doo?
You do.
Do what?
Remind me of the Boss.

Tag in Hulk Hogan and the Macho Man Randy Savage. Then jump in with a steel chair while the ref isn't looking


What's ya gonna do when Hulkamania runs wild on you?

Kilo147 fucked around with this message at 02:02 on Jun 22, 2016

Poland Spring
Sep 11, 2005
DOUBLE SUPLEX

DOUBLE SUPLEX

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

100 HOGS AGREE posted:

Perform a devastating team finisher attack with hardmod on the remaining heroes

Smack him with the Kobold.

Bozart
Oct 28, 2006

Give me the finger.
Go back in time and hang out with that cat!!!!

I Greyhound
Apr 22, 2008

MusicKrew Dawn Patrol

100 HOGS AGREE posted:

Perform a devastating team finisher attack with hardmod on the remaining heroes

Ahh yess the six-armed Skeletower of Power.

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

100 HOGS AGREE posted:

Perform a devastating team finisher attack with hardmod on the remaining heroes

Hell yeah

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

100 HOGS AGREE posted:

Perform a devastating team finisher attack with hardmod on the remaining heroes

Get em! More servants/body mods.

Random Axis
Jul 19, 2005
We beat them? Turn to page 76 already!

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Gridlocked posted:

Get em! More servants/body mods.

Yes! Kill them and stick ALL their arms and legs onto us! gently caress the Union! Let's crash this loving train into the station!

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Solice Kirsk posted:

gently caress the Union!

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
Turn to page 158!

Also it's pretty obvious if we try to give chase the adventurers are gonna split us up from Hardmod, so if that's the case then I say we should

> Chase down the Shady Mage & Rogueish Elf

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
Now's our chance!


Two Free Toppings
Jul 1, 2007

SUCK
THE
SHIT
OUT
OF
MY
OWN
ASSHOLE
Do whatever "...Hardmod is ropable." means! Let's rope our skelelover, or use him as a rope, or whatever.

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

It's an australianism (fighting fantasy and their knockoffs were pretty popular Down Under)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cinvIr-O1k8&t=107s
for the best use of "ropable"

(the whole thing is pretty great but that bit has the word in context)

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

Saint Isaias Boner posted:

It's an australianism (fighting fantasy and their knockoffs were pretty popular Down Under)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cinvIr-O1k8&t=107s
for the best use of "ropable"

(the whole thing is pretty great but that bit has the word in context)

King Parrot is just loving weird man.

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

Gridlocked posted:

King Parrot is just loving weird man.

:australia:

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

hi how are you

Let's do this thing

Last time I checked we were doing the Right Thing (again) so we decide not to abandon our friend and dog. Here's the last page complete:



We're going to go help Hardmod. 318:



We did the right thing previously as well and didn't just pocket the union bucks. To 125:



What now?

Here's the adventure sheet. I took off the staff even though there was no clear consensus on what item to ditch. The shears have sentimental value and anyway they're both garbage so hopefully something better comes along soon:

I Greyhound
Apr 22, 2008

MusicKrew Dawn Patrol
Use diplomacy.

Schwza
Apr 28, 2008
Unite the various undead unions and free our enslaved brothers from their fleshy prisons.

Poland Spring
Sep 11, 2005
Jeez hardmod they're hired labor don't be a dick

Remember that time you screamed at the bartender and all the other liches stopped hanging out for like a century? Yeah I bet you do

Wait I remember too, holy poo poo*begin flashback sequence*

100 HOGS AGREE
Oct 13, 2007
Grimey Drawer

Poland Spring posted:

Jeez hardmod they're hired labor don't be a dick

Remember that time you screamed at the bartender and all the other liches stopped hanging out for like a century? Yeah I bet you do

Wait I remember too, holy poo poo*begin flashback sequence*

HiHo ChiRho
Oct 23, 2010

Poland Spring posted:

Jeez hardmod they're hired labor don't be a dick

Remember that time you screamed at the bartender and all the other liches stopped hanging out for like a century? Yeah I bet you do

Wait I remember too, holy poo poo*begin flashback sequence*

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Modus Pwnens
Dec 29, 2004
I was going to suggest talking it out over a smoke break but that's so good.

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