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Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Wow, the pacing has gone completely to poo poo. Now it's stupid AND boring.

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Writer Cath posted:

No it's not, it was cancelled many years ago.

Technically speaking it just went on a VERY long, still ongoing hiatus.

Has that Turner Network website that had the,"NEW SEASON OF WCW COMING SOON!" advertisement been taken down finally or is it still around?

Thauros
Jan 29, 2003

Jerusalem posted:

Technically speaking it just went on a VERY long, still ongoing hiatus.

Has that Turner Network website that had the,"NEW SEASON OF WCW COMING SOON!" advertisement been taken down finally or is it still around?

http://cgi.superstation.com/sports/thunder/index.htm

still waiting for more information to be posted....

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Every night before bed, Buff Bagwell refreshes that page and thinks,"....this time....."

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Last week:

What may have been the worst Nitro to date.

This week:

What might be the best Nitro yet!

On the card:

Kidman vs Psychosis for the Cruiserweight title

Bam Bam Bigelow vs Rey Mysterio Jr

Jerry Flynn vs The Cat

Hugh Morrus vs Saturn

Bret Hart vs Chris Benoit

Buff and Scott Steiner vs Goldberg and Rick Steiner

PLUS SO MUCH MORE!

Tune in early for the pre show and at 8 PM for THE BEST NITRO EVER?

http://www.psp-tv.com/r/BadMoviesWorseWrestling

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Nitro in minutes, there's still time to catch MONSTER SUNDAY SCHOOL

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
More movies like the one we had tonight please

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Tonight:

THE LEGENDARY NO WRESTLING IN THE FIRST HOUR NITRO!

That's right there will be no wrestling in the first hour!

What wrestling will there be after?

Raven vs Hak

Chris Jericho vs Lizmark Jr

Scott Steiner vs Booker T for the TV title

Scott Norton vs Rey Mysterio Jr

VAN HAMMER VS BRET HART

RIC FLAIR VS GOLDBERG

Tune in to see no wrestling followed by wrestling! Pre show at 7:30, Nitro at 8!

http://www.psp-tv.com/r/BadMoviesWorseWrestling

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

I AM SO STOKED TO WATCH NO WRESTLING!

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


ChrisBTY posted:

I AM SO STOKED TO WATCH NO WRESTLING!

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Pre show will start at 7:20 for MONSTER WARS

http://www.psp-tv.com/r/BadMoviesWorseWrestling

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Tonight at 8 pm we present my most watched Wrestling PPV of all time: Uncensored 99! Why? I dunno, we will figure it out. Here is what to expect!

Barbed Wire Steel Cage First Blood Match for the World Title
Hollywood Hulk Hogan (c) vs The Stupid Little Man Ric Flair

For a belt
Scott Steiner vs Booker T

Hak vs Bam Bam Bigelow vs Raven

For Leadership of the B Team
Stevie Ray vs Vincent

For the Cruiserweight title
Mikey Shipwreck vs Kidman (c)

Plus so much more!
Tune in at 8 for WCW, 730 for preshow!
http://www.psp-tv.com/r/BadMoviesWorseWrestling

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


I feel like at this point I need to watch the rest of the way to see if any WCW Nitro/PPV (Thunder/Saturday Night/Worldwide/Pro don't count as existing at this point) here on out manage to be worse than last week's Nitro.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Uncensored 99 starts now!

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
TONIGHT ON NITRO IT IS ALL OF THE FALLOUT FROM UNCENSORED 99!

Last night Ric Flair pinned Hulk Hogan in the FIRST BLOOD BOB WIRE STEEL CAGE MATCH to win the WCW Title!

A bunch of other stuff happened including Stevie Ray winning control of the B-Team!

What's in store on Nitro?

MENG VS JERRY FLYNN!

CHRIS ADAMS VS RICK STEINER!

rey mysterio jr vs kidman for the wcw cruiserweight title

chris benoit and dean malenko vs HUGH MORRUS AND BARBARIAN FOR THE TAG TITLES!

HORACE VS STEVIE RAY!!!!

KONNAN VS DISCO INFERNO!

chris jericho vs booker t for the tv title

HOLLYWOOD HULK HOGAN AND KEVIN NASH VS RIC FLAIR AND GOLDBERG!!!!!!

Tune in for that and more at 8! Starting at 7:30 we'll begin TNA night, a tribute to our favorite company.

http://www.psp-tv.com/r/BadMoviesWorseWrestling

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Tuesday Night Action has begun!

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
TONIGHT IS WCW SPRING BREAK OUT 1999!!!!

WE ARE POOLSIDE FOR THE BIGGEST NITRO OF THE YEAR!

Tonight:

BULL PAYNE VS VAN HAMMER!!!!!!!!

LUCHA!

FIT FINLAY VS RICK STEINER!!

VAMPIRO VS JUVI

HAK VS GOLDBERG!!!!!!!!!!!!

HORACE VS VIN CENT!!!

SCOTT STEINER VS CHRIS JERICHO!

CHAMPION VS CHAMPION
REY MYSTERIO JR VS RIC FLAIR FOR THE WCW TITLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and so much more!

Tune in at 7:30 for WHAT'S MY LINE? and at 8 PM for NITRO!

http://www.psp-tv.com/r/BadMoviesWorseWrestling

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Tune in for SPRING BREAK OUT and PRINCE!

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

How will the nWo try to get David Flair laid this week?

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
TONIGHT

THE LEGENDARY TORONTO NITRO

Featuring

LEGENDARY SEGMENTS FROM BRET HART AND CHRIS JERICHO!

Tune in!

7:30 for a LEGENDARY What's My Line,. 8 PM for Nitro! For the second straight week it is PRINCE NIGHT!

http://www.psp-tv.com/r/BadMoviesWorseWrestling

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
You've missed the Fabulous Ones Prince music video so don't miss Nitro! It's one of my favorites from 1999.

http://www.psp-tv.com/r/BadMoviesWorseWrestling

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Last week: WCW went North of the border!

This week:

Kendall Windham vs Hak

Konnan vs Lizmark Jr.

Scott Steiner vs Meng

Lenny Lane vs Hacksaw Jim Duggan

nWo Battle Royal

Saturn and Raven vs Rey Mysterio Jr and Billy Kidman for the WCW Tag Titles!

Chris Jericho vs Booker T

Buff Bagwell vs Bam Bam Bigelow in a Battle of the Bs

TEXAS TORNADO RULES

Ric Flair vs Hulk Hogan vs Goldberg vs DDP for the WCW title!

Tune in at 7:30 for the pre show and 8 PM for Nitro!

http://www.psp-tv.com/r/BadMoviesWorseWrestling

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
PS: The new set just debuted and you are missing it.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
TONIGHT AT 8 PM:

WITNESS THE BEST PPV OF 1999!

SPRING STAMPEDE 1999!

The WON Rookie of the Year will be in action!

Sting will return!

Macho Man "Randy Savage" will return!

Blitzkrieg vs Juvi

Bam Bam vs Hak

Scotty Riggs vs Mikey Whipwreck ON PAY PER VIEW

Konnan vs Disco Inferno

Rey Mysterio Jr. vs Kidman

Chris Benoit and Dean Malenko vs Perry Saturn and Raven

Scott Steiner vs Booker T

Goldberg vs Kevin Nash

Sting vs DDP vs Flair vs Hogan for the WCW Title!

Tune in at 7:30 for ZANDIG NIGHT (the good Zandig not the musician) and 8 PM for WCW!

http://www.psp-tv.com/r/BadMoviesWorseWrestling

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
A great PPV is starting!

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Last week on Spring Stampede:

DDP Won the World title! Sting returned! Macho Man returned! Did Hulk Hogan really get injured?

Tonight it is week two of THE NEW SET:

DJ Ran gets up in our area!

Rey Jr. vs Juvi for the little belt!

La Parka and El Dandy vs the Master Blasters!

Booker T vs Rick Steiner for the TV belt!

Kenny Kaos vs Goldberg!

Ric Flair vs Sting!

and

Scott Steiner vs DDP for the World title!

Tune in at 8 PM for Nitro and around 7:30 if you want pre show action!

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
That's the wall up there brother

http://www.psp-tv.com/r/BadMoviesWorseWrestling

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
I will get home just in time for a preshow so all I can say is tonight features one of my favorite Nitro matches ever!

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Tune in for one of the best cruiserweight matches in Nitro history plus Goldberg vs DDP II!

http://www.psp-tv.com/r/BadMoviesWorseWrestling

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Tonight the good match streak continues!!! We will witness the best WCW World title match in history!

Sting vs DDP!

We will also see Ric Flair at the mental hospital.

Plus Rey Jr. Challenging Psychosis for the small man title!

We will also see Erik Watts and his Jncos. It is an all time great Nitro!

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Tonight, it's Nitro with a main event of DDP vs Ric Flair! What else is on the show?

The Armstrongs vs The Master of the Latino Frankensteiner and Billy Kidman

Buff Bagwell vs The Cat

Hak vs Bam Bam Bigelow

Konnan vs Horace

Meng vs David Flair

Curt Hennig vs Booker T for the TV title

and of course Ric Flair challenging DDP for the World title!

Tune in to find out how cool Team Madness looks, if we'll get updates on Woody and Bischoff and so much more!

7:30 PM for the preshow, 8 PM for Nitro and stay tuned for a double header of Every Young Man's Battle and Every Young Woman's Battle!

http://www.psp-tv.com/r/BadMoviesWorseWrestling

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Tonight, it is Slamboree 1999, one of the worst PPVs of all time! Why?

Konnan vs Stevie Ray
Charles Robinson vs Gorgeous George
Roddy Piper vs Ric Flair
Brian Knobbs
Rick Steiner

And our main event,

Kevin Nash vs DDP for the title. That means we are one step closer to the shiitiest feud ever! Tune in for all this and more!

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.

MassRafTer posted:

Tonight, it is Slamboree 1999, one of the worst PPVs of all time! Why?

Konnan vs Stevie Ray
Charles Robinson vs Gorgeous George
Roddy Piper vs Ric Flair
Brian Knobbs
Rick Steiner

And our main event,

Kevin Nash vs DDP for the title. That means we are one step closer to the shiitiest feud ever! Tune in for all this and more!

lol the 2 head bookers have a match

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


MassRafTer posted:

Tonight, it is Slamboree 1999, one of the worst PPVs of all time! Why?

Oh come on now, how bad could it be?

MassRafTer posted:

Konnan vs Stevie Ray

Oh. Well, Stevie Ray is cool at least?

MassRafTer posted:

Charles Robinson vs Gorgeous George

Oh my.

MassRafTer posted:

Roddy Piper vs Ric Flair

Oh my god.

MassRafTer posted:

Brian Knobbs

Oh my loving god why.

MassRafTer posted:

Rick Steiner

...This is actually a massive improvement over the other four things.

MassRafTer posted:

And our main event,

Kevin Nash vs DDP for the title. That means we are one step closer to the shiitiest feud ever!

Neither of these men are Hulk Hogan or Randy Savage, so I question this statement. :colbert:

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Last week we saw one of the worst PPVs of all time!

This week we start the build to what might actually be the worst PPV of all time!

There was no 5/10 Nitro due to basketball so tonight on the 5/17 Nitro we get all of the fallout!

Eric Bischoff returned to save us from President Flair! What will happen there?

Elsewhere on the show:

Evan Karagias vs Rey Mysterio Jr for the tiny man title!

Buddy Lee Parker vs David Flair

RIC FLAIR AND CHARLES ROBINSON VS RANDY SAVAGE AND GORGEOUS GEORGE

Hak vs Fit Finlay

Rick Steiner vs Booker T for the TV title

Konnan vs Curt Hennig (COULD THIS MEAN?????)

Chris Benoit and Dean Malenko vs Raven and Saturn for the tag titles

DDP vs Kevin Nash for the World title

All that and more!

Tune in at 7:30ish for a big preshow, 8 for Nitro and who knows what we do after!!!

http://www.psp-tv.com/r/BadMoviesWorseWrestling

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

Man if that's one of the worst PPVs of all time then WCW wasn't nearly as bad as I remember.
(Oh don't get me wrong, it was a bad PPV. But more "forgettable" then "A legendary benchmark of terribleness that will stand the test of time")

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Nitro in 15 minutes, until then learn why sex is evil

http://www.psp-tv.com/r/BadMoviesWorseWrestling

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
Tune in!

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

Almost as bad as the Piper promo that prompted me to say 'Piper needs a script to follow.'
And lo and behold, what's in his hand....A loving script.
He wasn't improvising and failing. He thought that bullshit out and wrote it down for future usage.

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MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Tonight at 8 pm, the legendary poop feud begins. Be there.

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