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FuzzySkinner
May 23, 2012

"You cannot name for me a single Christian pastor or a single rabbi that encourages people to go on missions to kill gays, women and others"- Rush Limbaugh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaFqw4oZr4o

Scott Lively?

A man that has literally campaigned in Uganda for the death sentence for LGBT.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaFqw4oZr4o

Sean Harris? Who literally advocated beating children if they showed any sign of not adhering to gender norms. Charles Worley who literally advocated for a Gay Holocaust?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-CAcdta_8I

Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson who blamed the ACLU, LGBT, and Feminists on 9/11?

I'm so sick of this poo poo. You're not "morally superior" to those that practice Muslim. Own the gently caress up to it and shut the hell up.

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PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

joepinetree posted:

People don't buy these books. Right wing "book clubs" will buy them in bulk so that it reaches the best seller list. After that, they will give away the copies they bought either at conventions, as give aways on radio shows, etc. If the particular best seller list they are trying to get into doesn't take bulk purchases into account, they will hire people to buy the books for them.

Same thing happens with pretty much every right wing book, and there's been sort of a weapons race in terms of the best sellers lists catching on to the fraud and book publishers trying to find new ways to scam it.

see:

http://www.salon.com/2015/07/10/conservatives_howl_as_ny_times_calls_out_ted_cruz_for_trying_to_cheat_his_way_onto_bestseller_list/

Yup, there's a reason why book stores(LOL at physical book stores) put this trash in the bargin bin on day -1.

Hell my favorite disposal incident was an military base in the middle east burning a whole pallet of OReily's* trash.

Reminder: Doesn't know how tides work, super racist, hates the word "falafel."

Takoluka
Jun 26, 2009

Don't look at me!



FuzzySkinner posted:

"You cannot name for me a single Christian pastor or a single rabbi that encourages people to go on missions to kill gays, women and others"- Rush Limbaugh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaFqw4oZr4o

Scott Lively?

A man that has literally campaigned in Uganda for the death sentence for LGBT.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaFqw4oZr4o

Sean Harris? Who literally advocated beating children if they showed any sign of not adhering to gender norms. Charles Worley who literally advocated for a Gay Holocaust?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-CAcdta_8I

Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson who blamed the ACLU, LGBT, and Feminists on 9/11?

I'm so sick of this poo poo. You're not "morally superior" to those that practice Muslim. Own the gently caress up to it and shut the hell up.

There was also the pastor that introduced Ted Cruz at one of his rallies. "His words, not mine!' guy.

Eggplant Squire
Aug 14, 2003


Yeah that poo poo is annoying since the people calling for gay murder know who they are and what they are doing (and Rush definitely is aware of these guys). It's only there as a facade for the kinds of people that are desperate to pretend the two sides of this debate are morally equal.

Eggplant Squire fucked around with this message at 20:23 on Jun 21, 2016

PerniciousKnid
Sep 13, 2006

Star Man posted:

I work with someone that is 30-years-old and he talks like he's barely out of high school.

"I don't get what's so bad about Trump. He's just a presidential candidate."

Man, high schooler lingo sounds so weird to me now.

Joshmo
Aug 22, 2007

Takoluka posted:

There was also the pastor that introduced Ted Cruz at one of his rallies. "His words, not mine!' guy.
I really love the way Wikipedia sometimes phrases things to fit their guidelines.

quote:

Kevin Swanson is a fundamentalist Christian pastor and broadcaster from Colorado, best known for his anti-gay views.
...

Chilichimp posted:

We should collaborate on a goon book tell-all from our extensive knowledge of the Obamas based on having to read dipshit memes about them for the last 8 years.
I'm just picturing this wonderful coffee book with the "best" EPORW memes in chronological order, creating a coherent, but bat-poo poo crazy narrative.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Starnes met with Trump today with a host of other religious assholes

He was not pleased

https://twitter.com/toddstarnes/status/745291026462498816

McGlockenshire
Dec 16, 2005

GOLLOCKS!

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Starnes met with Trump today with a host of other religious assholes

Well, I guess I know what we're gonna see tonight in the freep thread.

Takoluka
Jun 26, 2009

Don't look at me!



Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Starnes met with Trump today with a host of other religious assholes

He was not pleased

https://twitter.com/toddstarnes/status/745291026462498816

lol is he surprised

Keeshhound
Jan 14, 2010

Mad Duck Swagger

Takoluka posted:

lol is he surprised

That is the most flabberghasting thing to me. All these evangelicals are so surprised that DONALD J. TRUMP is not on board with their Jesus-idol centric worldview.

Trump is as close as you're going to get to a literal manifestation of the Golden calf in mango-hued flesh. And they expect this modern avatar of Mammon to pay lip service to their god.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Walsh has watched Exorcist and Conjuring a few too many times

quote:

Some people are upset at this footage of an abortionist growling and saying he "loves" tearing babies apart. I actually appreciate the honesty. It displays quite clearly the Satanic influence pervasive in the abortion industry. I've long believed that many abortionists are possessed by demons, and this kind of thing only fuels my theory.

Incidentally, I just got finished reading The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich. The book offers a complete history of Nazi Germany, and frequently flashes forward to the Nuremburg Trials. I found the accounts from Nuremberg especially fascinating, as they reveal just how far and irrevocably these butchers had fallen into spiritual depravity. Even facing their own executions, many of them could not admit, and maybe could not see, that it was wrong to shoot women and children and bury them in mass graves, or to commit any other of their numerous atrocities. They seemed to have almost completely sacrificed their humanity. It's like they really had sold their soul to the Devil, and they were prepared to pay the price for it.

The butchers of the abortion industry seem to be in a similar position. And if abortion is ever made illegal, and we conduct another Nuremberg for those responsible, I suspect that many of the killers would stand in the courtroom casually recounting their hideous deeds, still unwilling, and perhaps unable, to repent.


http://www.theblaze.com/stories/201...yeah-i-love-it/

FuzzySkinner
May 23, 2012

Radish posted:

Yeah that poo poo is annoying since the people calling for gay murder know who they are and what they are doing (and Rush definitely is aware of these guys). It's only there as a facade for the kinds of people that are desperate to pretend the two sides of this debate are morally equal.

You hear these people just go and say something like:

"WELL YOU DON'T SEE THE AMISH MURDER PEOPLE FOR NOT BELIEVING IN JAYSUS OR BEING GAY!"

....

Except you know...the Amish are pacifists, don't believe in :911: style patriotism and would likely find themselves at odds with many in the evangelical right. That's not a fair comparison because that's not really "fundamentalism" as we're defining it.

I think it's possible that there are indeed people that go to a normal church every sunday and either don't believe nor know about radical Christians that say the type of stuff we've discussed. I think they live in a bubble, listen to limbaugh/fox news and go "Well MY church doesn't do that stuff! LIBERALS STRIKE AGAIN!"

So you get people like Starnes, Limbaugh and the other idiots able to get away with this stuff because the FRC/AFA get to hide behind the overall "good" the mainstream christian church represents in america. When liberal Christians, and secularists call them out? They cry persecution and are able to shelter themselves away from criticism.

I sincerely pray that more and more american Christians of all political beliefs start to call these people and tell them they're not allowed to hide behind the cross any more.

Rhjamiz
Oct 28, 2007

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Walsh has watched Exorcist and Conjuring a few too many times

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/201...yeah-i-love-it/

Haha he sort of sounds like Dr. Kelso.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJDwH96zqgo

Flaggy
Jul 6, 2007

Grandpa Cthulu needs his napping chair



Grimey Drawer

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Starnes met with Trump today with a host of other religious assholes

He was not pleased

https://twitter.com/toddstarnes/status/745291026462498816

That's because Trump thinks he is Jesus. So I am pretty sure there was a ton of mentions.

James Garfield
May 5, 2012
Am I a manipulative abuser in real life, or do I just roleplay one on the Internet for fun? You decide!

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Walsh has watched Exorcist and Conjuring a few too many times

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/201...yeah-i-love-it/

The best part is where he implies that shooting men and burying them in mass graves is acceptable.

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Walsh has watched Exorcist and Conjuring a few too many times
[/B]

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/201...yeah-i-love-it/

I've never played a Souls game, but I do know that humanity is somewhat important.

e: lmao this is todd's amazon pic

beatlegs
Mar 11, 2001

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Walsh has watched Exorcist and Conjuring a few too many times
[/B]

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/201...yeah-i-love-it/

That was a pretty dumb way to deal with anti abortion protester.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

beatlegs posted:

That was a pretty dumb way to deal with anti abortion protester.

yea but gently caress em

Gynocentric Regime
Jun 9, 2010

by Cyrano4747

beatlegs posted:

That was a pretty dumb way to deal with anti abortion protester.

No ones mind is going to be changed so might as well have some fun with the assholes.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Lol it's going to be funny watching the Starnes' of the world realize that the pernicious liberals were right all along, and the Religious Right doesn't actually give a poo poo about Jesus

Okay well, the 2nd part will probably happen but the 1st never will

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Epic High Five posted:

Lol it's going to be funny watching the Starnes' of the world realize that the pernicious liberals were right all along, and the Religious Right doesn't actually give a poo poo about Jesus

Okay well, the 2nd part will probably happen but the 1st never will

And ladiesssss he's single!

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Starnes met with Trump today with a host of other religious assholes

He was not pleased

https://twitter.com/toddstarnes/status/745291026462498816

yeah. well starnes, maybe its because trump knows you lost the bullshit cultrue war that you and your parasite friends forced on society.


Epic High Five posted:

Lol it's going to be funny watching the Starnes' of the world realize that the pernicious liberals were right all along, and the Religious Right doesn't actually give a poo poo about Jesus

Okay well, the 2nd part will probably happen but the 1st never will

well no poo poo. Maybe its because i have never been religious, but i am curious how many of them believed the poo poo in the first place.


Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Walsh has watched Exorcist and Conjuring a few too many times
[/B]

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/201...yeah-i-love-it/

ahh yes. the usualy"everything is Satan doing" because these fucks need a boogeyman.

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

Hermetic posted:

Every day I question why I'm bothering to learn and improve myself to get a job making a difference in the world, when I could just start a blog where I talk about "secret reports" I'm getting indicating that the Obamas are secret terrorists, and how the gays/blacks/moslems/females are all evil, and just let the patreon money flow.

As long the character I portrayed could ride the line between "Obviously a neo-nazi" and "Openly a neo-nazi", I'd be gold.

I loved Hegel's revelation in the old GBS "lets gently caress around with Tea Party Nation or whatever the site was called" that she had been meticulously roleplaying an extremely blatant fascist for months. :allears:

Jerry Manderbilt
May 31, 2012

No matter how much paperwork I process, it never goes away. It only increases.

GreyjoyBastard posted:

I loved Hegel's revelation in the old GBS "lets gently caress around with Tea Party Nation or whatever the site was called" that she had been meticulously roleplaying an extremely blatant fascist for months. :allears:

i still wanna see the posts where she was :airquote: live-posting :airquote: sniping black helicopters from her roof

kik2dagroin
Mar 23, 2007

Use the anger. Use it.

quote:

BEGIN TRANSCRIPT

RUSH: Sean in Jacksonville, Florida. Great to have you with us, sir. Hello.

CALLER: Hey, Rush. Honor to speak with you, man.

RUSH: Thank you, sir.

CALLER: Four to six weeks ago, I thought that there was no chance Trump could lose this election. Now, over the past month, I just don't see how it's possible now. I mean, it's not the media; it's not the money. It's the media and the money.

RUSH: Wait, wait, wait. Did you say four to...? Did you mean to say that you thought he could win four to six weeks ago?

CALLER: Yeah. I thought there was no chance he would lose this election four to six weeks ago. Now every morning when I wake up, the first thing I see is something negative on Trump when I sit at my work computer. Every single day. It comes from every single angle, and I don't see how he can ever overcome it.

RUSH: Well, what does the four to six weeks have to do with it then? If you thought four to six weeks ago he couldn't win, what does it matter what the news is today?

CALLER: No. I thought Trump, four to six weeks ago, was a shoo-in.

RUSH: No. You said... I asked you. You said twice, four to six weeks ago you said no way he could win.

CALLER: No, I said I didn't think he could lose.

RUSH: Oh, no way he could lose four to six weeks ago, and now --

CALLER: Right.

RUSH: -- you think there's no way he can win 'cause of what?

CALLER: It's the media. It's the media and the money. She's gonna have more money and more media than any candidate ever.

RUSH: Right.

CALLER: I mean, how can you overcome that? How is it possible to overcome that?

RUSH: Because it's Hillary Clinton. She's not liked. She's not popular. The CNN poll demonstrates that. It can be done! You know, you gotta be careful.

CALLER: (exasperated groan)


RUSH: You gotta be careful out there, Sean. You don't want to fall for all this conventional wisdom they're throwing at you. Like, "Every presidential campaign..." I never heard it until this year, by the way. "Every campaign is won or lost in June." Oh, really? I never knew that until this year! And they've used a little historical perspective to point out how Romney lost in June, and then I don't guess any Democrats lost in June. But I just keep... It's not. It hasn't even gotten started yet! We haven't even had the conventions. We don't even know if Hillary's gonna be indicted! Ahem. We don't know who the Democrat nominee's even gonna end up being here. (chuckling) Don't fall prey to this! This is exactly what they want you to do, is to give up and to think there is no hope and to tune out and lose your passion.

You ever give up a football game before it starts?

Well, you're a Jaguars fan.

Yeah. You might.

http://www.rushlimbaugh.com/daily/2016/06/21/don_t_fall_for_the_conventional_wisdom_the_election_hasn_t_even_begun

Davethulhu
Aug 12, 2003

Morbid Hound

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Starnes met with Trump today with a host of other religious assholes

He was not pleased

https://twitter.com/toddstarnes/status/745291026462498816

Trump is a literal Mammon worshiper. Evangelicals are the dumbest motherfuckers alive.

HackensackBackpack
Aug 20, 2007

Who needs a house out in Hackensack? Is that all you get for your money?

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Starnes met with Trump today with a host of other religious assholes

He was not pleased

https://twitter.com/toddstarnes/status/745291026462498816

Some of the responses to this tweet are incredible.

https://twitter.com/ellievoices/status/745337325828308996

I didn't know the IRS audited you for that. Truly a dark age to live in.

https://twitter.com/SenatorRonbo/status/745340068743651328

GUARDIAN OF MERICA!

https://twitter.com/SenatorRonbo/status/745462267123118080

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous


Is... is Hillary Clinton a necromancer? :ohdear:

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

Xand_Man posted:

Is... is Hillary Clinton a necromancer? :ohdear:

I have absolutely no idea where he was going with that.

Huma sex tape? :pervert:

Deptfordx
Dec 23, 2013

Xand_Man posted:

Is... is Hillary Clinton a necromancer? :ohdear:

We need facts here people. 3.5? 5th Edition? Some knock off retro clone? Oh God, what if she's a home brew!

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

GreyjoyBastard posted:

I have absolutely no idea where he was going with that.

Huma sex tape? :pervert:

I'm kind of hoping there is a Bill and Hillary sex tape, but we find out they are into some ridiculous stuff. Like babyplay or something.

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Deptfordx posted:

We need facts here people. 3.5? 5th Edition? Some knock off retro clone? Oh God, what if she's a home brew!

It's worse than we feared. T-Turns out she p-plays...

storygames

Deptfordx
Dec 23, 2013

*Runs screaming into the night*

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/patrickruffini/status/744527267087384576

What is the reason people's handles have ((( ))) on it?

pacerhimself
Dec 30, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

https://twitter.com/patrickruffini/status/744527267087384576

What is the reason people's handles have ((( ))) on it?

They're making fun of alt-right anti-Semites who use the 'echo' notation to identify Jewish people.

Beastie
Nov 3, 2006

They used to call me tricky-kid, I lived the life they wish they did.


PhazonLink posted:

Yup, there's a reason why book stores(LOL at physical book stores) put this trash in the bargin bin on day -1.

Hell my favorite disposal incident was an military base in the middle east burning a whole pallet of OReily's* trash.

Reminder: Doesn't know how tides work, super racist, hates the word "falafel."

People absolutely buy these books. And then they come back to buy the kids' version for their grandchildren.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

https://twitter.com/patrickruffini/status/744527267087384576

What is the reason people's handles have ((( ))) on it?

pacerhimself posted:

They're making fun of alt-right anti-Semites who use the 'echo' notation to identify Jewish people.

For a more detailed explanation, you can read here.

The long and short of it is a podcast called "The Daily Shoah" (Shoah is the Hebrew term for the Holocaust) coined the idea and it's used because search engines ignore parenthesis by default so it's hard to figure out who's been referring to you that way. It's basically used as a way to sic anti-Semites on someone Jewish.

Geostomp
Oct 22, 2008

Unite: MASH!!
~They've got the bad guys on the run!~

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

https://twitter.com/patrickruffini/status/744527267087384576

What is the reason people's handles have ((( ))) on it?

If nothing else, it is comforting to see his hate rallies aren't pulling the lunatics in as much as ever.


Beastie posted:

People absolutely buy these books. And then they come back to buy the kids' version for their grandchildren.

True, but nowhere near as much as the sales would lead you to believe. The audience for their trash is slowly dying of old age.

whaley
Aug 13, 2000

MY DOODOO IS SPRAYING OUT
The funniest part is in the internet days of yore those parenthesis indicated a hug

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Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

This can't be legal

https://twitter.com/rawstory/status/745588893228105731

Mr Ice Cream Glove fucked around with this message at 15:09 on Jun 22, 2016

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