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Darkhold
Feb 19, 2011

No Heart❤️
No Soul👻
No Service🙅
It's hardlocking them not bricking them. Which is major I guess just not quite the same.

Edit: terrible new page. I just realised I'm talking about this poo poo game in at least 3 threads now. I need to fire up some actual good games to give me something better to do than follow rumours about a crappy game.

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Judge Schnoopy
Nov 2, 2005

dont even TRY it, pal

Darkhold posted:

It's hardlocking them not bricking them. Which is major I guess just not quite the same.

Edit: terrible new page. I just realised I'm talking about this poo poo game in at least 3 threads now. I need to fire up some actual good games to give me something better to do than follow rumours about a crappy game.

Have you heard about Star Citizen? I haven't followed it much but I hear it's supposed to be really really good, and it's about 2 months away from it's next big milestone towards release.

Rick_Hunter
Jan 5, 2004

My guys are still fighting the hard fight!
(weapons, shields and drones are still online!)

Judge Schnoopy posted:

Have you heard about Star Citizen? I haven't followed it much but I hear it's supposed to be really really good, and it's about 2 months away from it's next big milestone towards release.

What milestone is that? When the community manager releases even more cringeworthy stuff from his adolescence?

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Judge Schnoopy posted:

Have you heard about Star Citizen? I haven't followed it much but I hear it's supposed to be really really good, and it's about 2 months away from it's next big milestone towards release.

My friend was super hype for No man's sky then I saw someone post a link about it and it'd been delayed a couple months and there were death threats on twitter

Looks to be a pretty game but ya know.

Darkhold
Feb 19, 2011

No Heart❤️
No Soul👻
No Service🙅
The one thing that I'm grateful for about Star Citizen is that it didn't promise a good single player campaign or I so would have backed at the minimum level. Now I can laugh at the mess without having lost money.

Though I did throw the minimum at Unsung Story. And once again that's not even entertaining bad just a project that's clearly dead but the developers still pop up once and awhile to tell us everything is ok.....really......things are fine. Don't pay attention to the lack of updates or people quitting but we're totally on track with the multiplayer that wasn't in the kickstarter and nobody asked for ever.

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

syscall girl posted:

My friend was super hype for No man's sky then I saw someone post a link about it and it'd been delayed a couple months and there were death threats on twitter

Looks to be a pretty game but ya know.

I understand being upset at game delays (I'm a guy who's preordered both Starcraft Ghost and The Last Guardian) but sending threats and throwing fits over game delays is absolutely insane to me.

Darkhold posted:

Though I did throw the minimum at Unsung Story. And once again that's not even entertaining bad just a project that's clearly dead but the developers still pop up once and awhile to tell us everything is ok.....really......things are fine. Don't pay attention to the lack of updates or people quitting but we're totally on track with the multiplayer that wasn't in the kickstarter and nobody asked for ever.

Yeah, I did the minimum for that one, too. IIRC, they basically switched focus immediately from single-player to online multiplayer, and everything basically came crashing down after that. I always wonder what happens to the stuff for those $10k donors.

toplitzin
Jun 13, 2003


Judge Schnoopy posted:

Have you heard about Star Citizen? I haven't followed it much but I hear it's supposed to be really really good, and it's about 2 months away from it's next big milestone towards release.

They just changed the TOS to make it even harder to get refunds now. Even more reasons to be glad I haven't backed it.

http://www.kotaku.co.uk/2016/06/20/star-citizen-changes-terms-of-service-to-make-it-more-difficult-to-get-a-refund

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

SpacePig posted:

I understand being upset at game delays (I'm a guy who's preordered both Starcraft Ghost and The Last Guardian) but sending threats and throwing fits over game delays is absolutely insane to me.

It's even dumber than that.

The person they threatened was a writer for some game site reporting on the rumors of a delay, before its official announcement.

Kurieg
Jul 19, 2012

RIP Lutri: 5/19/20-4/2/20
:blizz::gamefreak:

Aphrodite posted:

It's even dumber than that.

The person they threatened was a writer for some game site reporting on the rumors of a delay, before its official announcement.

They threatened the game dev himself too once he confirmed it. The dumb thing is that it was a short delay (3 months) near the end of the game's development. MN9 had had somewhere in the neighborhood of 3 delays. And Star Citizen exists in some kind of nebulous quantum half-state where it's still being worked on but will never actually be released and it's your fault for caring about it.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
Duke Nukem happened.

Half-Life 3 didn't.

Nighthand
Nov 4, 2009

what horror the gas

And of course the delay for No Man's Sky was due to a secret lawsuit over the trademark of the work "sky", so all the death threats were just icing on that whole stupidity cake.

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

LordSaturn posted:

This came up in the Funny Pictures thread:


I have no idea what he did to get into this position, but whatever it was, I wonder what he thought was going to happen.

He didn't start the fire....

Cross posting my dumb joke.

Babylon Astronaut
Apr 19, 2012

Takes No Damage posted:

Can't say from experience, but apparently getting hit in the liver by a big man is second only to the jaw for putting someone the gently caress out for a good minute or so.

Late to liver chat, but one of the shittiest things about getting your liver wailed on by a 200 pound professional athlete is after the liver dumps all the nasty poo poo it filtered back into your blood, you are bed ridden for a week or so because it makes you really sick.

Babylon Astronaut has a new favorite as of 20:50 on Jun 22, 2016

Kurieg
Jul 19, 2012

RIP Lutri: 5/19/20-4/2/20
:blizz::gamefreak:

Babylon Astronaut posted:

20 pound professional athlete

A Festivus Miracle
Dec 19, 2012

I have come to discourse on the profound inequities of the American political system.

syscall girl posted:

Duke Nukem happened.

Half-Life 3 didn't.

Half-Life 3 was never promised.

Duke Nukem was a steaming pile of poo poo. Gearbox was very lucky to pick up the Homeworld Franchise after they smeared themselves in poo poo with DN.Star Citizen is going to start generating massive piles of schadenfruede in the next 6 to 12 months. The cracks are starting to become glaring obvious, it won't be long before someone has to admit that it ain't gonna happen.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

toplitzin posted:

They just changed the TOS to make it even harder to get refunds now. Even more reasons to be glad I haven't backed it.

http://www.kotaku.co.uk/2016/06/20/star-citizen-changes-terms-of-service-to-make-it-more-difficult-to-get-a-refund

The real schadenfreude is in reading the comments on the article. Star Citizen fans can never leave bad press alone.

Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

AWWWW YISSSSSSSSSS
DIS IS MAH JAM!!!!!!
Aquaintence orders new Logitec MX wireless mouse from Amazon. It arrives.



That's not a wireless adapter. This is a micro thumb drive....



Sweet jesus they sent him a mummified cat!

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Maker Of Shoes posted:

Aquaintence orders new Logitec MX wireless mouse from Amazon. It arrives.



That's not a wireless adapter. This is a micro thumb drive....



Sweet jesus they sent him a mummified cat!



Anyway you could get him to post a thread in GBS with those pictures? And then cum on it and eat the whole thing?

C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013

A White Guy posted:

Half-Life 3 was never promised.

Duke Nukem was a steaming pile of poo poo. Gearbox was very lucky to pick up the Homeworld Franchise after they smeared themselves in poo poo with DN.Star Citizen is going to start generating massive piles of schadenfruede in the next 6 to 12 months. The cracks are starting to become glaring obvious, it won't be long before someone has to admit that it ain't gonna happen.

Gearbox has also hosed themselves with Battleborn. Only took them around a month to end up with a peak maximum of under 1000 players a day.


http://www.gamespot.com/articles/battleborn-is-gearboxs-biggest-investment-ever/1100-6435015/

quote:

"We've invested more than Borderlands 1 and 2 added together into Battleborn," he said. "And we don't even know if people will be interested or not."

Well Randy, I guess they're not!

Kurieg
Jul 19, 2012

RIP Lutri: 5/19/20-4/2/20
:blizz::gamefreak:

C.M. Kruger posted:

Gearbox has also hosed themselves with Battleborn. Only took them around a month to end up with a peak maximum of under 1000 players a day.


http://www.gamespot.com/articles/battleborn-is-gearboxs-biggest-investment-ever/1100-6435015/


Well Randy, I guess they're not!

It does not help in the slightest that they're competing with Overwatch, which is basically the hottest thing going right now with an extensive install base.

plainswalker75
Feb 22, 2003

Pigs are smarter than Bears, but they can't ride motorcycles
Hair Elf

Maker Of Shoes posted:

Aquaintence orders new Logitec MX wireless mouse from Amazon. It arrives.



That's not a wireless adapter. This is a micro thumb drive....



Sweet jesus they sent him a mummified cat!



What was on the thumb drive?

Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

AWWWW YISSSSSSSSSS
DIS IS MAH JAM!!!!!!

plainswalker75 posted:

What was on the thumb drive?

That's a drat good question I didn't think to ask. Will report :v:

e: sadly, nothing.

Maker Of Shoes has a new favorite as of 21:19 on Jun 22, 2016

The Shame Boy
Jan 27, 2014

Dead weight, just like this post.



C.M. Kruger posted:

Gearbox has also hosed themselves with Battleborn. Only took them around a month to end up with a peak maximum of under 1000 players a day.


http://www.gamespot.com/articles/battleborn-is-gearboxs-biggest-investment-ever/1100-6435015/


Well Randy, I guess they're not!

They came out a while ago and said that the game (at least on console i'm guessing, pre-overwatch release) that it's sold as well as the original Borderlands so that's actually good news!

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

Darkhold posted:

The one thing that I'm grateful for about Star Citizen is that it didn't promise a good single player campaign or I so would have backed at the minimum level. Now I can laugh at the mess without having lost money.

A friend bought ships for a bunch of us when it was first announced so we could have co-op LAN sessions zipping about in space. It's a constant source of pleasure for me to check with him every month to see how the scam is coming along.

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

HOOLY BOOLY posted:

They came out a while ago and said that the game (at least on console i'm guessing, pre-overwatch release) that it's sold as well as the original Borderlands so that's actually good news!

I'm pretty sure they said that it shipped as many copies & doesn't take into account returned copies which I assume would drag down how well they actually did.

A Great Big Bee!
Mar 8, 2007

Grimey Drawer

HOOLY BOOLY posted:

They came out a while ago and said that the game (at least on console i'm guessing, pre-overwatch release) that it's sold as well as the original Borderlands so that's actually good news!

For those not keeping track of this sort of thing, the original Borderlands sold like poo poo on release and picked up sales based on good word of mouth.

Arbite
Nov 4, 2009





Rick_Hunter posted:

When the community manager releases even more cringeworthy stuff from his adolescence?

Mid-20s, and probably.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Gromit posted:

A friend bought ships for a bunch of us when it was first announced so we could have co-op LAN sessions zipping about in space. It's a constant source of pleasure for me to check with him every month to see how the scam is coming along.

I bought into the original SC crowndfunding hype and had money to spare so shelled out some money, didn't really follow it all that much for a while until some incarnation of this thread talked about the issues and pointed me to the SC thread and how to sell ships on the grey market. Made a good profit and will wait and see. I want it to be great, but at this point I couldn't care less. I already have more than enough games on steam that I haven't played yet, plus new old stock sealed PS2 games I bought back when they were current that I have to find time to play aswell.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

plainswalker75 posted:

What was on the thumb drive?

A virus.

Slime
Jan 3, 2007
Gearbox will be fine, they just have to con Sega again for some quick cash.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Maker Of Shoes posted:

Aquaintence orders new Logitec MX wireless mouse from Amazon. It arrives.



That's not a wireless adapter. This is a micro thumb drive....



Sweet jesus they sent him a mummified cat!



Wow, that could be the exact MX 620 I threw out about five years ago. I actually wanted to buy another one of them new but they had already been discontinued at that point. So, uhh, if your friend was thinking he was getting an actually-new mouse, yeah.

Darkhold
Feb 19, 2011

No Heart❤️
No Soul👻
No Service🙅
Debated putting this in the OSHA thread but I think it'll fit slightly better here *warning personal story incoming*

I work on an industrial estate. A guy on the other side that's moving out has been having a lot of problems. I'll call him Wood. Anyway Wood is an rear end in a top hat that asks tons of favours from everyone and always acts like everyone he deals with is cheating him. He's one of the sourest most unhappy people I've met. Turns out he's been paying some shady company for years to get rid of his waste. They've been doing this by bundling it up and shoving it anywhere people didn't use. Empty units, fields around back you name it there's ton bundles of compressed trash there.

Now that he's leaving these places are being opened up and he's being charged 80k for the cleanup. Now I guess you can argue he might not of known the company wasn't disposing correctly but I really doubt it. He either knew or flat didn't care.

To add to the general misery all the sites are now covered in flies. My office is a cloud of chemical poison I've sprayed just to keep the flies down to reasonable levels. I hear a company that has a lot of frozen food across the way is going insane.

tl:dr rear end in a top hat charged 80k to cleanup his trash and everyone is now fighting an army of flies.

Edit: forgot to mention some of the poo poo caught fire a few days ago which is how we learned about all this.

Darkhold has a new favorite as of 12:57 on Jun 23, 2016

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
Dec 28, 2007

Kiss this and hang

Darkhold posted:



Edit: forgot to mention some of the poo poo caught fire a few days ago which is how we learned about all this.

DIY Fly trap using things found around an office http://www.thehealthyhomeeconomist.com/quick-and-easy-to-make-highly-effective-fly-trap/ Bonus scootyfroody: after a while the pile of dead flys gets so thick you can watch them lay egs in the mass of dead bodies!

Murphys Law
Nov 1, 2005
I'm not sure if this counts as Schadenfreude on Walmart for their fireworks being set off, or on the people who set them off for what's going to happen to them when the police figure out who they are.

http://cw33.com/2016/06/20/police-look-for-suspects-who-lit-fireworks-display-in-walmart/




quote:

PHOENIX, Ariz. — Wow! A Phoenix Walmart is closed… And could be closed for up to a week, after someone lit fireworks inside the store.

The patriotic display of fireworks began cracking… exploding… And bursting into flames.

Several customers and employees were forced to run for their lives from the Walmart.

“Somebody could have been killed inside that store with that fire growing as fast as it did and as bad as it could have gotten,” said Phoenix Fire Captain Larry Subervi.

According to UPROXX, three men set off the fireworks in the store and Arizona police are looking for the suspect. In store surveillance video the men can be seen looking back at the fire as they walked out of the store.

The three men could face up to a class two felony, just below a murder charge.

“A prison sentence for this could be 20 years plus the fines that go on top of it,” said Captain Subervi. “It can absolutely ruin someone’s life.”

The prank was definitely not worth the trouble the suspects face once caught.


This one includes a video of the suspects. http://klfy.com/2016/06/21/video-police-hunt-arsonists-after-walmart-fireworks-aisle-set-ablaze/

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Darkhold posted:

Debated putting this in the OSHA thread but I think it'll fit slightly better here *warning personal story incoming*

I work on an industrial estate. A guy on the other side that's moving out has been having a lot of problems. I'll call him Wood. Anyway Wood is an rear end in a top hat that asks tons of favours from everyone and always acts like everyone he deals with is cheating him. He's one of the sourest most unhappy people I've met. Turns out he's been paying some shady company for years to get rid of his waste. They've been doing this by bundling it up and shoving it anywhere people didn't use. Empty units, fields around back you name it there's ton bundles of compressed trash there.

Now that he's leaving these places are being opened up and he's being charged 80k for the cleanup. Now I guess you can argue he might not of known the company wasn't disposing correctly but I really doubt it. He either knew or flat didn't care.

To add to the general misery all the sites are now covered in flies. My office is a cloud of chemical poison I've sprayed just to keep the flies down to reasonable levels. I hear a company that has a lot of frozen food across the way is going insane.

tl:dr rear end in a top hat charged 80k to cleanup his trash and everyone is now fighting an army of flies.

Edit: forgot to mention some of the poo poo caught fire a few days ago which is how we learned about all this.

if you generate the hazardous waste, you own it cradle to grave, no matter if your lovely intermediary fucks up

there is no sympathy

Darkhold
Feb 19, 2011

No Heart❤️
No Soul👻
No Service🙅
I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not but just in case it's clear he didn't hire actual licensed people but just paid whoever was willing to get rid of it for the cheapest. Considering how much of this stuff is spread around places he has access to it's very very doubtful he hadn't stumbled on the mess before this and had a chance to get it sorted before it came to this.

Fat Loser
May 27, 2004


Hey, toddlers can ruin your whole life.

Just ask any parent.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Darkhold posted:

I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not but just in case it's clear he didn't hire actual licensed people but just paid whoever was willing to get rid of it for the cheapest. Considering how much of this stuff is spread around places he has access to it's very very doubtful he hadn't stumbled on the mess before this and had a chance to get it sorted before it came to this.

https://www.epa.gov/laws-regulations/summary-resource-conservation-and-recovery-act

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Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

OP spells favors "favours" and used the phrase "industrial estate" so this might not have happened in the U.S.

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