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phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

Snatch Duster posted:

So which character is your waifu? Mine is roadhog because I bet his dick is extra fat.

Look at the scar running up his torso. Roadhog is a nullo. That's what gives him beefcake fighting strength.

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The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
junkrat is packing though

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

The Protagonist posted:

junkrat is packing though

"If you like loving inside a tire next to barrels full of nitroglycerin, come visit my pad anytime."

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
hes clearly on drugs which makes him the coolest character in overwatch

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
i play on console. cant aim for poo poo but we have fun :thumbsup:

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

thathonkey posted:

i play on console. cant aim for poo poo but we have fun :thumbsup:

the game aims fr you honkey

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
(because its bad)

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
yeah it's sweet

flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014

Chinatown posted:

hes clearly on drugs which makes him the coolest character in overwatch

REINHART USING PERFORMANCE ENHANCING DRUGS READ ALL ABOUT IT

flick my Mr. Bean fucked around with this message at 03:48 on Jun 23, 2016

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
hey honkey maybe i'll redbox it for my ps4 for a day or 2 so we can play together. im kinda interested to see what the console version is like vs pc version. i expect it will be good as it is a good game scientifically proven

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
hell yea but i dunno if youll like it coming from pc. at least, if it's anythng like tf2 it's a different level of play

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
a much lower level

like garbage bag water level

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Chinatown posted:

hes clearly on drugs which makes him the coolest character in overwatch

Drugs are good. When you do them people think that you are cool.

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

Snatch Duster posted:

Drugs are good. When you do them people think that you are cool.

:agreed:

there are four(?) characters with autoaim, one with team-wallhacks, everyone has infinite ammo and there is not kill-count, dominations, or post-round humiliation

it's a bad game dudes, enjoy it

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

The Protagonist posted:

there are four(?) characters with autoaim, one with team-wallhacks, everyone has infinite ammo and there is not kill-count, dominations, or post-round humiliation

hell yeah gently caress fun

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

fun fuckn sucks

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
suckle upon mine balls

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
So, has anyone figured out why the game is called Overwatch? Are you watching over stuff, or are you watching too much stuff?

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
you mostly watch asses

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
i would say it must suck to have victory engineered in for you, but if you've never tasted the real thing thing overwatch is for you, and if you have overwatch is not so they won't play it

everything works out in the end

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
http://www.pornhub.com/insights/overwatch

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013

Iron Prince posted:

you mostly watch asses

I don't see how you can watch too much booty, but I'm not a video game scientist.

So maybe it's called Overwatch because you're peering down at a butt>?

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013

Ork of Fiction posted:

I don't see how you can watch too much booty, but I'm not a video game scientist.

So maybe it's called Overwatch because you're peering down at a butt>?

If it weren't for this loving PEE CEE culture, then they could have called it Tittywatch and made billions.

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

WIFEY WATCHDOG
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.
jerry, its bad

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY
It's good. They just need more map types. CTF, King of the Hill, Assassination, etc.

And I dunno what you mean "no humiliation' because I've seen plenty of teabagging, but half the cast are girls so it's like wtf are you doing thats not humiliating its empowering.

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf

Iron Prince posted:

you mostly watch asses

As a Lucio player, I can actually scope out asses while skating along the walls. Sometimes I just gently caress off from the main match for a while so I can go skate behind a widowmaker. Will my team lose? Yeah, but I'm feelin' good about my decision.

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
anyone who just sticks to a single class is worse than the game itself

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
wow they must be pretty drat bad then because the game is already really bad

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
im jumpin on overwatch right now guys. gonna have fun with this good game :)

a cyberpunk goose
May 21, 2007

Naerasa posted:

As a Lucio player, I can actually scope out asses while skating along the walls. Sometimes I just gently caress off from the main match for a while so I can go skate behind a widowmaker. Will my team lose? Yeah, but I'm feelin' good about my decision.
           /

WIFEY WATCHDOG
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.
how does a man(boy[child]) sit at his computer day after day playing such a bad game?

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Dr. Tim Whatley posted:

how does a man(boy[child]) sit at his computer day after day playing such a bad game?

truly, a question for the ages

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona

Dr. Tim Whatley posted:

how does a man(boy[child]) sit at his computer day after day playing such a bad game?

well first off its a good game and secondly drugs. hope that helps you friend!!!

GenericOverusedName
Nov 24, 2009

KUVA TEAM EPIC

Naerasa posted:

As a Lucio player, I can actually scope out asses while skating along the walls. Sometimes I just gently caress off from the main match for a while so I can go skate behind a widowmaker. Will my team lose? Yeah, but I'm feelin' good about my decision.

And then when they notice you you doot them off the ledge!

I'm assuming it's the enemy widowmaker.

Kikka
Feb 10, 2010

I POST STUPID STUFF ABOUT DOCTOR WHO

grappling gun now has 500 second cooldown

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf

GenericOverusedName posted:

And then when they notice you you doot them off the ledge!

I'm assuming it's the enemy widowmaker.

I don't discriminate - I have enough love for Windowmakers both enemy and friendly.

GenericOverusedName
Nov 24, 2009

KUVA TEAM EPIC
Dooting doesn't push your own team around though.

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf

GenericOverusedName posted:

Dooting doesn't push your own team around though.

Yeah but it can still give them tinnitus, which is exactly what I tell them after I do it.

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Feb 11, 2007

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Wake up in a restraint chair. Taste of metal or blood. Light too bright for your eyes.

"The question. Please answer the question."

"Mmmph?" Can't speak, something in your mouth. Wires running to your head.

A projector clicks, and "OVERWATCH IS:" appears on the wall in front of you. Under your hands, you see two buttons: "Good!" and "Bad?!"

Electricity hums. You begin to sweat.

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