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Baka-nin posted:Won't you join our tea party it would be ever so... I'll get you you fat lunatic!  Uh oh...
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MrSlam posted:I'll get you you fat lunatic! 
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Cannons are designed to hurt.  THEY'RE DESIGNED TO HURT!
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Jerusalem posted:Cannons are designed to hurt. This civil war cannon had been fully restored and is in ready-to-fire condition, but it's a good thing we're not firing it, because it happens to be aimed at the main support leg of that lookout tower. People don't realize that these cannons are very sensitive, and the slightest jolt could set them off.  Of course for safety reasons, we don't keep the cannon loaded. It's just common sense.
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Class3KillStorm posted:This civil war cannon had been fully restored and is in ready-to-fire condition, but it's a good thing we're not firing it, because it happens to be aimed at the main support leg of that lookout tower. People don't realize that these cannons are very sensitive, and the slightest jolt could set them off. 
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http://imgur.com/a/9RsxJ http://i.imgur.com/OzaDooc.mp4 My face!!! My valuable face!!!
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IMJack posted:http://imgur.com/a/9RsxJ Now that's real acid, so I want to see goggles people!
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When the cannon gets hit by the bus, the stack of cannon balls falls over without being touched at all...  Are these some kind of magic cannon balls? Boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder. 
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Jun 22, 2016 02:35
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IMJack posted:http://imgur.com/a/9RsxJ 
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Jun 22, 2016 02:48
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Root Bear posted:When the cannon gets hit by the bus, the stack of cannon balls falls over without being touched at all... 
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IMJack posted:My face!!! My valuable face!!! How dare you destroy my valuable wall! And spill my priceless acid! Did you really think you were going to get away with it? 
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Jun 22, 2016 03:16
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Root Bear posted:When the cannon gets hit by the bus, the stack of cannon balls falls over without being touched at all... Uh, yeah, well, whenever you notice something like that... a wizard did it.
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Class3KillStorm posted:Uh, yeah, well, whenever you notice something like that... a wizard did it. 
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Jun 22, 2016 04:44
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Jerusalem posted:How dare you destroy my valuable wall! And spill my priceless acid! Did you really think you were going to get away with it? No sir, an older boy told me to do it.
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Jun 22, 2016 14:06
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Jerusalem posted:Did you really think you were going to get away with it? Well, me and IMJack took some mail from the mail truck and threw it down the sewer.
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Jun 22, 2016 15:16
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:Well, me and IMJack took some mail from the mail truck and threw it down the sewer. If they don't think TMMadman will go into the sewer, they don't know TMMadman.
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Jun 22, 2016 16:29
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The Nastier Nate posted:No sir, an older boy told me to do it. He told me to burn things.
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Jun 22, 2016 16:36
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The Nastier Nate posted:No sir, an older boy told me to do it. Ha, ha. You love a boy!
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The Nastier Nate posted:No sir, an older boy told me to do it. Boardroom Jimmy posted:Well, me and IMJack took some mail from the mail truck and threw it down the sewer. MrSlam posted:He told me to burn things.  "Forgive me, Don IMJackio."
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Mister Kingdom posted:Ha, ha. You love a boy! Girls, mister kingdom. Boys love girls!
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IMJack posted:
What's a quote? 
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Mister Kingdom posted:Ha, ha. You love a boy! He does not!
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Mister Kingdom posted:Ha, ha. You love a boy! It's a boy! AND WHAT A BOY!
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Root Bear posted:What's a quote? Don't play dumb with me. 
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IMJack posted:
 Nice work goons, I think we can close the book on every unsolved crime in our fair subforum.
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Jun 22, 2016 21:37
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Baka-nin posted:
Yeah, right, pops. No jury in the world is going to convict a shitposter. Well, maybe Texas.
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Class3KillStorm posted:Yeah, right, pops. No jury in the world is going to convict a shitposter. Well, maybe Texas. Shitposting is a victimless crime, like punching someone in the dark.
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The Nastier Nate posted:Shitposting is a victimless crime, like punching someone in the dark. SHUT UP LIVER! Owww my liver hurts 
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The Nastier Nate posted:Shitposting is a victimless crime, like punching someone in the dark. Nate, if Something Awful has taught us nothing else -- and it hasn't -- it's that shitposting goons should stick to goons sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such. 
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Class3KillStorm posted:Yeah, right, pops. No jury in the world is going to convict a shitposter. Well, maybe Texas.  If I hit the remorse button one more time, I would've made it. 
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Jerusalem posted:SHUT UP LIVER! Quiet, brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-tip!
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Jun 23, 2016 14:46
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IMJack posted:Quiet, brain, or I'll stab you with a Q-tip! No, my ears are really burning. I wanted to see inside so I lit a Q-Tip.
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Bad bees! Bad! Ow! OWWW! Oh, they're defending themselves somehow!
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LOCUST FART HELL posted:Bad bees! Bad! Ow! OWWW! Oh, they're defending themselves somehow! The bee bit my bottom! Now my bottom's big! 
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Jun 23, 2016 15:24
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Class3KillStorm posted:The bee bit my bottom! Now my bottom's big! 
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Class3KillStorm posted:The bee bit my bottom! Now my bottom's big! 
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