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How many quarters after Q1 2016 till Marissa Mayer is unemployed?
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boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich
a million LGBT americans: fake straight brogressives, actually, according to goons

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silence_kit
Jul 14, 2011

by the sex ghost
Here's another headline: Laws In Red States Actually Permit Gay Murder, According to Prolific Forums Poster

Platonicsolid
Nov 17, 2008

States like North Carolina, Virginia and Colorado are getting incrementally bluer thanks to a mix of growing minority populations and expanding urban areas like the RTP, NoVA/Richmond and Denver. The real issue is that coalition has a nasty tendency to focus on the presidential race and ignore the state level. They think electing Obama is a huge win (which it was!) and then don't show up in 2010 and get a state legislature filled with regressive shitbags. It's an enthusiasm gap.

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


silence_kit posted:

Here's another headline: Laws In Red States Actually Permit Gay Murder, According to Prolific Forums Poster

Red states let people get away with a lot more, just look at Florida

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin
Somehow I doubt that tech owners/employees, being 95% white men, care whatsoever about what party is in charge of what state and move there based on that.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
This derail has not become less stupid this time over. Things are lovely for LGBT folks in blue cities ensconced in red states. Good on those who are willing to brave it or are forced to, but it's absolutely okay for one to say that this is not acceptable risk for them, or for straight white cis straight male business owners to pass on moving to Research Triangle, because as things stand, they wouldn't be able to hire trans (or gender non-conforming, really) developers without putting them at risk whenever they might accidentally wish to use a public toilet.

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004

коммунизм хранится в яичках

Platonicsolid posted:

States like North Carolina, Virginia and Colorado are getting incrementally bluer thanks to a mix of growing minority populations and expanding urban areas like the RTP, NoVA/Richmond and Denver. The real issue is that coalition has a nasty tendency to focus on the presidential race and ignore the state level. They think electing Obama is a huge win (which it was!) and then don't show up in 2010 and get a state legislature filled with regressive shitbags. It's an enthusiasm gap.

It's also a 'decent local candidates' gap. I know out here the GOP get seats because the Dems can't even articulate why people shouldn't vote straight ticket.

Soy Division
Aug 12, 2004

It's not like there are zero blue states in flyover country anyway. Colorado, Minnesota, and Illinois all have solidly Dem controlled state governments, and there are others where social conservatives are relatively weak.

La Brea Carpet
Nov 22, 2007

I have no mouth and I must post
Palantir is flailing it seems

Looks like their trying to lock down some of their ex-employees who have jumped ship, or trying to prevent the next round of ship-jumpers.

Also, can we talk about how ominously creepy it is that the CIA has a VC arm?

Platonicsolid
Nov 17, 2008

nowhinezone posted:

Palantir is flailing it seems

Looks like their trying to lock down some of their ex-employees who have jumped ship, or trying to prevent the next round of ship-jumpers.

Also, can we talk about how ominously creepy it is that the CIA has a VC arm?

Always wondered about the name. Was EvilCo not on the nose enough?

La Brea Carpet
Nov 22, 2007

I have no mouth and I must post

Platonicsolid posted:

Always wondered about the name. Was EvilCo not on the nose enough?

As soon as you are promoted to the C-suite you get a swivel chair, white cat, and a mustache to twirl.

namaste friends
Sep 18, 2004

by Smythe
You guys are all acting like the military industrial complex isn't the Genesis of innovation in the usa

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

namaste faggots posted:

You guys are all acting like the military industrial complex isn't the Genesis of innovation in the usa

A project hyped for world-changing potential, the object of cutthroat competition, that ultimately turns out to be a botch job that never works the way it's supposed to?

Yeah, Genesis is a good metaphor for innovation in the USA these last 15 years.

Platonicsolid
Nov 17, 2008

namaste faggots posted:

You guys are all acting like the military industrial complex isn't the Genesis of innovation in the usa

Truth, any day now we'll all be commuting in F-35s.

La Brea Carpet
Nov 22, 2007

I have no mouth and I must post

namaste faggots posted:

You guys are all acting like the military industrial complex isn't the Genesis of innovation in the usa

I think there's a qualitative difference between things like Bell Labs, Lincoln Lab, DARPA, the Manhattan project, etc and funding a snooping tech company. Excuse me, data analysis company. I wonder what sort of large data cache the CIA/NSA have that might benefit from having analyzed? I mean if you're going to be reading my metadata like tea leaves at least have the decency to do it at Foggy Bottom behind some sort of cutesy code name rather than letting some tech bro get at it for his series A funding round.

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬
I always wondered about those Palantir guys. They'd always go out for lunch in a big group. I guess there's nothing inherently odd about that but I never saw the Tesla, Varian, etc staff all staying in a constant big group.

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost


Platonicsolid posted:

Truth, any day now we'll all be commuting in F-35s.

Not ones we own, of course. Ones that come and pick us up when we issue a request in an app.

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
reminder


The company is known for two software projects in particular: Palantir Gotham is used by counter-terrorism analysts at offices in the USIC and United States Department of Defense, fraud investigators at the Recovery Accountability and Transparency Board, and cyber analysts at Information Warfare Monitor (responsible for the GhostNet and the Shadow Network investigations). Palantir Metropolis is used by hedge funds, banks, and financial services firms.[3][4]

e_angst
Sep 20, 2001

by exmarx

duz posted:

Not ones we own, of course. Ones that come and pick us up when we issue a request in an app.

Autonomous airborne drone Uber will happen before self-driving car Uber.

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

reminder


The company is known for two software projects in particular: Palantir Gotham is used by counter-terrorism analysts at offices in the USIC and United States Department of Defense, fraud investigators at the Recovery Accountability and Transparency Board, and cyber analysts at Information Warfare Monitor (responsible for the GhostNet and the Shadow Network investigations). Palantir Metropolis is used by hedge funds, banks, and financial services firms.[3][4]

drat too bad they're going to go belly up before launching Palantir Starling and Palantir Central

Joshmo
Aug 22, 2007

Panfilo posted:

I always wondered about those Palantir guys. They'd always go out for lunch in a big group. I guess there's nothing inherently odd about that but I never saw the Tesla, Varian, etc staff all staying in a constant big group.

Joel Spolsky's Fog Creek is annoyingly cutesy about the way they're all one big happy family that codes and eats together. Then again, maybe I'm just jealous I'm not living or working in a Manhattan highrise.

inkblot
Feb 22, 2003

by Nyc_Tattoo

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

reminder


The company is known for two software projects in particular: Palantir Gotham is used by counter-terrorism analysts at offices in the USIC and United States Department of Defense, fraud investigators at the Recovery Accountability and Transparency Board, and cyber analysts at Information Warfare Monitor (responsible for the GhostNet and the Shadow Network investigations). Palantir Metropolis is used by hedge funds, banks, and financial services firms.[3][4]

Stop telling us about your homebrew Shadowrun adventures.:v:

Grondoth
Feb 18, 2011

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

reminder


The company is known for two software projects in particular: Palantir Gotham is used by counter-terrorism analysts at offices in the USIC and United States Department of Defense, fraud investigators at the Recovery Accountability and Transparency Board, and cyber analysts at Information Warfare Monitor (responsible for the GhostNet and the Shadow Network investigations). Palantir Metropolis is used by hedge funds, banks, and financial services firms.[3][4]

What the gently caress did we allow to happen

Bro Dad
Mar 26, 2010


nowhinezone posted:

Palantir is flailing it seems

Looks like their trying to lock down some of their ex-employees who have jumped ship, or trying to prevent the next round of ship-jumpers.

Also, can we talk about how ominously creepy it is that the CIA has a VC arm?

They're flailing so hard their CEO is slowly morphing into Shingy:

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬

Joshmo posted:

Joel Spolsky's Fog Creek is annoyingly cutesy about the way they're all one big happy family that codes and eats together. Then again, maybe I'm just jealous I'm not living or working in a Manhattan highrise.

I'd like to think they're all to :tinfoil: to trust anyone being alone at work, given what their business is.

nachos
Jun 27, 2004

Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Joshmo posted:

Joel Spolsky's Fog Creek is annoyingly cutesy about the way they're all one big happy family that codes and eats together. Then again, maybe I'm just jealous I'm not living or working in a Manhattan highrise.

gently caress that, I work in a Manhattan high rise and I have no desire to eat with my coworkers every day

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Hi I don't really know anything about startups so I wanted to ask this thread which seems to be about startups; pundits the world over are using "Number of startups" as an innovation metric. Like there are a ton of articles saying stuff like "X city has Y number of startups, therefore it is z innovative."

This strikes me as excessively simplistic and was wondering if I was right or wrong.

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗

Fojar38 posted:

Hi I don't really know anything about startups so I wanted to ask this thread which seems to be about startups; pundits the world over are using "Number of startups" as an innovation metric. Like there are a ton of articles saying stuff like "X city has Y number of startups, therefore it is z innovative."

This strikes me as excessively simplistic and was wondering if I was right or wrong.

No you're right, but politicians deal in overly simplistic soundbites. You'd probably bore anyone to tears with a more full model that looked at things like patents, sustainable growth, industry and expert opinion and then tacked on the obligatory "-But that doesn't reflect that most new businesses fail, and the crux of innovation is you can't really predict it." It's a lot like using 'jobs created' as metric for a president's performance really.

Buffer
May 6, 2007
I sometimes turn down sex and blowjobs from my girlfriend because I'm too busy posting in D&D. PS: She used my credit card to pay for this.
The thing with republican areas is the fundamentals are bad. At best regionally good universities, 3rd tier or worse capital markets, poo poo public school systems, AND state government that is politically hostile to diversity. Not places where a good future for your kids us baked into the social contract either. If you live there, fine, if you move... probably a mistake w/o a family support structure already in place because if things go pear shaped you'll be flat out hosed w/o really good prep. FREEDOM!

See also: how moving to Utah worked out for all those Iomega engineers.

Prof. Moriarty
Dec 6, 2003
Not the regular Professor Moriarty, the hologram Professor Moriarty where the holodeck malfunctioned and he created the whole fake hologram enterprise and fooled the Captain. Oh, and he tried to escape with his girlfriend once, but he was foiled.
When You Dial 911 and Wall Street Answers

New York Times posted:

The business of driving ambulances and operating fire brigades represents just one facet of a profound shift on Wall Street and Main Street alike, a New York Times investigation has found. Since the 2008 financial crisis, private equity firms, the “corporate raiders” of an earlier era, have increasingly taken over a wide array of civic and financial services that are central to American life.

...

Private equity put a unique stamp on these businesses. Unlike other for-profit companies, which often have years of experience making a product or offering a service, private equity is primarily skilled in making money. And in many of these businesses, The Times found, private equity firms applied a sophisticated moneymaking playbook: a mix of cost cuts, price increases, lobbying and litigation. In emergency care and firefighting, this approach creates a fundamental tension: the push to turn a profit while caring for people in their most vulnerable moments.

Goa Tse-tung
Feb 11, 2008

;3

Yams Fan
wait those services got sold to private equity? :psyduck:

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747

The Real Foogla posted:

wait those services got sold to private equity? :psyduck:

FREEEDUMB!

evobatman
Jul 30, 2006

it means nothing, but says everything!
Pillbug
OCP was supposed to be a parody, now it's become a pretty accurate prediction.

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous


From the article:

"NY Times posted:

Private equity gained new power and responsibility as a direct result of the 2008 crisis. As cities and towns nationwide struggled to pay for basics like public infrastructure and ambulance services, private equity stepped in. At the same time, as banks scaled back their mortgage operations after the crisis, private equity firms — which face lighter regulation than banks, and none of their rainy-day capital requirements — moved in there as well.

The guillotine is too merciful.

Cabbages and VHS
Aug 25, 2004

Listen, I've been around a bit, you know, and I thought I'd seen some creepy things go on in the movie business, but I really have to say this is the most disgusting thing that's ever happened to me.
Silicon Valley dissed Theranos in their last episode; they must film those pretty close to air date.

neonnoodle
Mar 20, 2008

by exmarx
Can someone please explain to me WTF Urbit is supposed to be/do/accomplish? And not just the easy answer "lol moldbug"

suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

:siren:I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!:siren:

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!

neonnoodle posted:

Can someone please explain to me WTF Urbit is supposed to be/do/accomplish? And not just the easy answer "lol moldbug"

Ok let's go

quote:

A personal server is a virtual computer which stores your data, runs your apps, and manages your connected devices.

I assume a personal server is what Uberbit is going to disrupt. Possibly by reinventing the wheel butt cloud.

quote:

Urbit is a secure peer-to-peer network of personal servers, built on a clean-slate system software stack.
Bingo.
I further assume that peer-to-peer network = :tinfoil: + decentralisation worship + techie lolbertarianism + possibly buttcoin, and that clean slate system software stack = implementing special snowflake cases in a nonstandard and confusing software environment.

Learn more posted:

The path to digital freedom

We believe controlling your own data, code and identity is the definition of digital freedom. We believe everyone needs digital freedom, not just a few hackers. We believe the only tool needed to solve this problem is a general-purpose server made for human beings.

Your urbit is your cryptographic identity, personal archive, application platform, and device hub. It's as easy to manage as an iPhone.

Read a longer overview, or check out our beliefs and principles.
:tinfoil: confirmed.

quote:

A frontier to homestead

In Urbit, network identities are cryptographic property, like Bitcoin. If Bitcoin is money and Ethereum is law, Urbit is land.

Urbit is designed to become a digital republic: a network of individually owned nodes with no central point of control. Like a well-planned city, the friendly network is decentralized but connected, safe but free.

Read more about the network architecture.
Decentralisation worship confirmed. Buttcoin also confirmed.

quote:

A clean-slate platform

An ordinary person can't manage a Unix server on the Internet. The Unix-Internet platform was a brilliant system, but it's almost 50 years old.

Urbit is a new clean-slate, full-stack server. It's implemented on top of the old platform, but it's a sealed sandbox like the browser.

Urbit remains young and unstable. Alas, it's not yet ready for end users. But it's feature-complete and ready for public development.

Read more in our whitepaper, developer docs, or development roadmap.

Technical overview posted:

A deterministic computer? Urbit's state is a pure function of its event history. In practice it uses a memory checkpoint and an append-only log. Every event is a transaction; Urbit is an ACID database and a single-level store. Urbit runs on Unix now, but it's easy to imagine on a hypervisor or even bare metal.

A purely functional OS? Urbit is pure -- no code inside it can make system calls or otherwise affect the underlying platform. Instead, the top-level event function defines an I/O protocol. It maps an input event and the current state to a list of output actions and the subsequent state. In Hoon:
Special snowflake software weirdness confirmed.

tl;dr lol moldbug

Huzanko
Aug 4, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

blowfish posted:

Ok let's go

I assume a personal server is what Uberbit is going to disrupt. Possibly by reinventing the wheel butt cloud.

Bingo.
I further assume that peer-to-peer network = :tinfoil: + decentralisation worship + techie lolbertarianism + possibly buttcoin, and that clean slate system software stack = implementing special snowflake cases in a nonstandard and confusing software environment.

:tinfoil: confirmed.

Decentralisation worship confirmed. Buttcoin also confirmed.


Special snowflake software weirdness confirmed.

tl;dr lol moldbug

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curtis_Yarvin

quote:

Curtis Guy Yarvin (born 1973), also known by his pen name Mencius Moldbug

quote:

n 2015, his invitation to speak about Urbit at the Strange Loop programming conference was rescinded following complaints made by other attendees.

JamesKPolk
Apr 9, 2009

blowfish posted:

Ok let's go

I assume a personal server is what Uberbit is going to disrupt. Possibly by reinventing the wheel butt cloud.

Bingo.
I further assume that peer-to-peer network = :tinfoil: + decentralisation worship + techie lolbertarianism + possibly buttcoin, and that clean slate system software stack = implementing special snowflake cases in a nonstandard and confusing software environment.

:tinfoil: confirmed.

Decentralisation worship confirmed. Buttcoin also confirmed.


Special snowflake software weirdness confirmed.

tl;dr lol moldbug

This could ignorance on my part but whats the difference between a decentralized peer to peer network of personal servers... and the internet?

Like it looks like they're trying to build an internet inside the internet.

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RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer
So instead of buying a backup hard drive and using central cloud storage people will use a backup drive and decentralized cloud storage.

But what happens if someone pulls their buttcoin cloud server offline?

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